The sea chaser

"Hello! Hello everyone! This is Tang Hao! Today I am out again to catch the sea!"

Familiar with the opening remarks, he said it from Tang Hao, but the netizens in the live broadcast room obviously didn't buy it!

A bit famous, it became a dead salted fish!Who can buy it!

"Yo-yo-yo, who is this? Why do I look familiar?"

"Rare! It's finally broadcast live!"

"Oh, it's Ritian! Has the sun come out from the west today?"

"Not easy! Not easy! Fortunately, I don't need my grandson to burn your live video for me!"

"Finally until today! No wonder I feel a lot smoother when I pee!"

"..."

There was a bunch of cynicism in the live broadcast room, but it didn't matter, it was normal!

Tang Hao just didn't see it!Hahaha...

"Today I went out to catch the sea and I was forced to open business! It seems that I haven't been out to catch the sea for a while! So today I will bring you a different kind of sea catching experience!"

"Yo! Someone is so embarrassed to say! I have cleared it! I was only forced to see it today!"

"No, you are floating! You want to be a salted fish!"

"We won't watch the video that was forced to open. You will close it soon!"

"Nothing to watch the salted fish anchor, everyone is gone! Let's go!"

"It's late! Everyone, wash and sleep! I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Go, go, go have a barbecue!"

There was another wave of blackness in the live broadcast room, and Tang Hao's face was a bit uncontrollable. He started to blast people down from the beginning!

Can you still play happily together?

"Enough of you guys! I'm paying for it today! I'm going to show you the live broadcast of the sea on the big night, you should be kind! Normally, I don't bring the live broadcast of the sea at night!"

"The salted fish anchor dared to threaten people and watch a chicken? Withdrawn, withdrawn!"

"Yes, withdrawn, withdrawn! How can our nobles be threatened by others!"

"The salted fish anchor dared to threaten people and watch a chicken? Retired, retired!"

"The salted fish anchor dared to threaten people and watch a chicken? Retired, retired!"

"The salted fish anchor dared to threaten people and watch a chicken? Withdrawn, withdrawn!"

"..."

This thing, as long as the rhythm is the same, Tang Hao's live broadcast room will immediately unify the sentence!

"Baba! Baba, give a chance!" Faced with such a bad start, Tang Hao could only use a homophonic to'rescue' himself.

"Eh!"

"Yes! These two voices are comfortable!"

"I actually have the same son with so many people! It seems that I need to do a paternity test!"

"Although I don't want to take advantage of the anchor! But... I listened so well! The anchor, call two more times to listen, I'll give you money to buy sticks!"

"I just want to know who the fuck is my child? Ugly, I don't want it!"

The netizens in the live broadcast room are starting to release themselves again!

"You fools! The anchor is calling Baba! Baba, you know? That's shit! He called you Baba, you are so happy, you are really hopeless!" Someone began to tell the truth.

"I also heard Baba! After all, Ritian has never been so shameless! I feel sorry for you for a few seconds!"

"You have a fan of Zhen Huan!"

"Tsk tusk... anchor, this one is awesome!"

Seeing someone pointed this out, Tang Hao quickly coughed and said, "Actually, I don't like to go out to catch the sea at night. The main reason is that I don't feel safe!"

"Fart! You are afraid of ghosts!" After Tang Hao finished speaking, someone immediately sent a message.

"Hahaha...a word to death! The glorious deeds of the day are suddenly vivid!"

"I still remember being scared like a dog every day!"

"Seeing this, I silently turned on the computer, followed the nonsense of the day, and found the live video of rushing to the sea!"

"I still have pictures of ghosts and animals here, who do you want?"

"Come, come, send out!"

"The dark history of Ritian was digged out of the ancestral grave in an instant!"

"Sunday, what kind of ghost are you planning to meet today? A swollen female ghost, okay?"

"..."

Tang Hao looked at the news sent by netizens, and the whole person was not good!He just wanted to change the topic, but they turned out the black history for you!

How?

Do you all know me so much?

He hardly remembered Chen Zhima's rotten millet. Do you use a pen to extract it every day?

"Your memory is really good! What I want to do is to change the subject, and you started to tell me about the dark history! Forget it, let's go back to the topic of'Baba' !"

Tang Haodan pained a face and said to the camera, with his expression, immediately let the live broadcast room begin to send words like'haha'.

The anchor, they are professional!

What's even more hateful is that Tang Hao actually received no less than 20 small gifts during this time!

Do you have any bottom line for your special life?

Do you have to base your happiness on the suffering of others?

If you really want to build, why not give a big reward?In this case, your happiness will be greater!

"Okay, let’s get down to business! If you really have friends who like to go to sea, I suggest that at least two people go out at night. The situation at the seaside is still a bit complicated. If something really happens, you should at least There is one more consideration! If you are not a person who has lived by the sea, it is best not to go out to catch the sea alone at night!" Faced with the situation in the live broadcast room, Tang Hao could only forcefully change the subject.

"These are actually to raise everyone's safety awareness! I came out to catch the sea tonight, and I also want to try a new sea catching tool!"

When it came to this, the "Sao Lang" words in the live broadcast room finally calmed down, and it seemed that they were all waiting for him to carry out a serious rush to the sea.

"Xiaoxin, equip me!" Tang Hao shouted to Tang Xiaoxin who was filming.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xiaoxin threw the guy in her hand to him.

Tang Hao caught the sea-driving artifact thrown by Tang Xiaoxin with one hand. He wanted to do one or two handsome moves, but he was limited in his ability and could only hold it stiffly and drew a half circle in the air.

"Is there a Maserati? Isn't it handsome?"

Tang Hao showed his new tool to the camera, a five-tooth harpoon, and it was the kind of telescopic function!

"When did Maserati harpoon?"

"Say how much endorsement fee Maserati gave you? My Lamborghini pays you ten times!"

"This ad placement is too watery! Who do you look down on? Isn't the dung fork three-pointed? Don't you bully our rural people who don't understand the dung fork?"

"Your big black dog is handsome, you! Just be happy if you are!"

"Every day, don't show it, you stole someone's dung fork, and return it quickly, otherwise they will call the police and arrest you, we are all...so happy!"

"Every day, please don't insult Maserati! Listen to what you say, Lao Tzu's Maserati bikes will not smell in an instant!"

"Sunday, is your real name surnamed Qin? You are the same type of person as that surnamed Qin!"

"..."

Tang Hao squirmed silently, as if he was reciting the'lines'!

After a while, Tang Hao smiled slightly at the camera: "At this moment, I just want to chant a poem!"

"You grandchildren!

Cover your head with a hammer!

Simply inhumane!

Just make people want to kill you!

It's so sad!

Show your sister's show?

Happy with your sister!"

"Hidden head poems, you are so pretty! Complete!"