The sea chaser

Tang Hao’s luck seemed to have been used up. From the beginning of the hermit crab, he basically couldn’t see any seafood. The iron man caught some, and the only thing worthy of a broken leg afterwards Blue crab.

Looking at the time, Tang Hao didn’t plan to continue chasing the sea. Standing in front of the camera, he said, “This is how chasing the sea is. At first, I thought I had to explode the barrels of seafood today, but who can think of the last barrel? Most of them are iron fighters? But this is the life of sea chasers. How much they can get is a gift from nature!"

"Okay! Let's take a look at the harvest first! After watching the harvest, I have to go home to wash and sleep, and everyone can enjoy the night too!"

After saying this, Tang Hao motioned to Tang Xiaoxin to take the equipment to and from the barrel to shoot.

"On the top of the barrel is the iron man. There is a blue crab underneath. I caught a hairtail and a squirrel fish, inserted a golden drum fish and a ray, and threw a sucker fish! If it is harvested, it is not too much today. Okay, but if it's strange, today is a big harvest!"

"Okay, today's live broadcast is over here, thank you everyone for your company! We will see you next time!" After reading the harvest, Tang Hao also began to say the concluding remarks, but once these concluding remarks were finished, he remembered another thing Come, hurriedly shouted: "Dead lobster, dead lobster, are you still there? I have something to look for you! It's not a joke."

In order to be able to see the Chinese Splendid Lobster, Tang Hao shouted twice before getting the answer from the Chinese Splendid Lobster.

"??? Everyday, do you have something to ask me?"

"Are you still there? Then give me a private message and leave a contact information! Let's talk privately." Tang Hao was very happy to see the news from the Chinese Splendid Lobster. This live broadcast was not in vain.

"What the hell? I don't like men!"

As cheap as always!

Tang Hao looked like he wanted to hit someone, but in order to find a way out for the gold in his hand, he still resisted the idea of ​​spraying him.

"Tell you serious things! Don't be serious! Send me a private message, I am waiting for you!"

When Tang Hao said this to the camera, the netizens who had not left the live broadcast room began to behave again.

"Room 403, waiting for you in the wind and rain!"

"The bed has been made and the quilt has been folded, so it's time for the beautiful lady to attend the appointment!"

"This is an open PY relationship! Chinese Splendid Lobster, let's try the shades of the day for us!"

"The word depth is used well! It is a full and vivid expression of the sense of the picture, which makes people kind..."

"Everyday, is there anything you and Chinese Splendid Lobster can't say in front of everyone? Say it so that we can also feel the dark side of society!"

"..."

Seeing this, Tang Hao couldn't bear to look straight. The live broadcast was over, and it was only a little time before the camera was turned off. They didn't let him go. What a real love fan!

"Dead lobster, remember to send me a private message! I'll broadcast it first! Hurry up and wash and sleep! If you don't sleep, the king next door is going to sleep!"

After saying this quickly, Tang Hao didn't give any reaction time to the netizens in the live broadcast room, and quickly asked Tang Xiaoxin to turn off the equipment!

If this is slow, he will not be able to maintain the victory with a winning attitude!

He left everyone speechless by himself!

Just ask, who else?

The live broadcast room was closed, and Tang Hao did not rush back, but waited for a private message from China Fairview Lobster with his mobile phone.

"Buzzing..."

The mobile phone vibrated to remind him, and he started to move, Tang Hao hurriedly clicked in, thinking that this was a private message sent to him by a dead lobster.

"Everyday, I am the old king next door to your house. Now I am lying on your bed. There is the sound of water in the bathroom and the red wine on the table. If you are unhappy when you come back, I suggest you eat more. Order coriander!"

"Fuck, your uncle!"

Seeing this private message, Tang Hao was three-point funny, three-point painful, and four-point voiceless.

This year's netizens are so hard-working and ruthless!

He was just in the last bit of time, having a mouth addiction, is it necessary to run over and spray him?And still use his stalk!

It's so ruthless to the extreme!

After calming down, Tang Hao was a little entangled whether to'counterattack', the vibration of the mobile phone message came over again.

And it was still shaking one after another!

Feeling that the phone is already in the non-stop vibrating mode, Tang Hao really feels that he is a bit silly!

What's the situation with his fans? It's not the first day he knew, now it's alright, you spray them, they collectively chase you to your house to spray you!

When the anchor is such a failure, he may really be the only one!

In order to let the phone stop, Tang Hao quickly canceled the message notification mode, and took another look at the background of more than forty private messages. Tang Hao felt that his life was too difficult!

"Go home first! Go home and find the private message of the dead lobster!" After being so'loved' by fans, what can Tang Hao say?

After tidying up, Tang Hao and Tang Xiaoxin walked back easily. When they came home, Tang Hao even sold the dying squirrel for more than 100 yuan, enough for several days of oil money. Up.

After returning home carrying a bucket of seafood, Tang Xiaoxin yelled: "Crab porridge! Crab porridge! Crab porridge!"

Tang Hao had a headache. After he sold the squirrel, he did promise Tang Xiaoxin to make her crab porridge, but he didn't say he would make it for her tonight!

But looking at what Tang Xiaoxin looks like now, maybe if he doesn't do it, he won't be able to stop tonight!

Forget it, treat it as a supper!

"Xiaoxin, you wash these iron whackers in the bucket well, and then wash the rice. I will take a bath first. After washing, I will come out to cook porridge for you."

"Hmm!" Hearing Tang Hao's promise, Tang Xiaoxin nodded happily, and then shouted: "Dahei, come here and clean these crabs!"

The misfortune staying at home, hearing Tang Xiaoxin's call, ran over quickly, and when he saw the iron man in the bucket, he immediately said to Tang Hao a little contemptuously: "That's it? Did your kid get this stuff overnight?"

Seeing the arrogant, superior sense of superiority on Wu Dou's face, Tang Hao became a little speechless. How did he feel that this guy was going to compare with him who caught more and who caught less?

"That is, Sister Xin is kind, otherwise you just grab some stuff, who can eat it?" Midou seemed to be energized, and he deliberately started pointing at the bucket.

Tang Hao gave it a white look, feeling that his brain was broken!It didn't even catch crabs. What qualifications does it have to speak to him?If it catches more...

Suddenly, Tang Hao thought of Midou's ability to catch Duma...

I don’t want to, go take a shower!

Holding a change of clothes and a mobile phone, Tang Hao walked into the bathroom. The electric water heater in the bathroom was not turned on to the heating item, and the water temperature was a bit low, so he could only heat the water first.

Taking advantage of this little time, Tang Hao began to enter the backstage of the killer whale, ready to find the private message sent to him by the Chinese Splendid Lobster.

Fortunately, the private message sent by Zhonghua Splendid Lobster was his nickname. Otherwise, Tang Hao would have to open it one by one!

Even if you know that most of these private messages are sprayed on him, but they have the magic power to make people want to see the truth!

However, in order not to be cheap, Tang Hao only opened the private message sent to him by Zhonghua Splendid Lobster. Zhonghua Splendid Lobster left him with a WeChat ID code, and Tang Hao copied the account to WeChat.

"Chen Guangsheng?" Tang Hao couldn't believe it when he saw the WeChat nickname given to him by Zhonghua Fairview Lobster. This kind of literary name doesn't match the character of his cheap and leathery characters?

Muttering in his heart, Tang Hao still sent the application for adding a friend.

As soon as his friend's application was sent, he agreed to it. Tang Hao was a little embarrassed at this speed.

He told the dead lobster that he should send him a private message as soon as possible, but he himself has only added him until now, which is a bit unreliable!

In order to apologize and ease the embarrassment, Tang Hao took the initiative to send a "face with tears" expression in the past.

"?????"

Seeing the message "Please add a friend first" prompted on the phone, Tang Hao started to feel pain all over his body!

What do you mean?

Was blocked as soon as it was added?

Gangster, your operation is out of the sky, right?