The Silly Alchemist

“Pfft... what?! Your son's been in a brothel for three days? Hey, he's only five years old. He's growing up too fast.” In the words of the king of one country, when the emperor knew about it, he could not bear to spray food for it.

Even the king of one country is still so, not to mention others, now the whole emperor knows the glorious achievements of the thirteen young sons, go to the brothel at the age of five, which is absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented.

Now the whole Emperor and the whole Empire are talking about this after their tea meal, about how the 13th Boy went to the Snowflake Building to drink flowers and wine, and how he bought a little slave at a price.

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After this incident, there was a little girl next to the 13th Little Boy, the little tiger girl he bought. Angie Long also wanted to find a girl who was similar to the age of the 13th Little Boy, who could take care of him and play with him.

This little tiger woman also seems to understand the facts, knowing that she can protect herself from humiliation is also due to this slightly stupid thirteen little boy. Although she also knows that the thirteen little boy didn't really help her, in fact, he did help himself and rescue himself from the fire pit.

And as Tigers, knowing that grace is a tradition, even with a little grace, they will return the favor, and of course, if someone offends them, they will return the favor.

Therefore, although Tiger Lady loves to take care of the 13th Little Boy in the future, she has no good feelings for some other people, after all, the people caught her.

Since then, the Ye family has had a little tiger girl, and the 13th son has a maid who grew up with green plums and bamboo horses.

Many years later, Long Angie was showing off how wise her decision was.

At that time, however, the 13th younger son disagreed with this, saying that he would send Tiger Girl home, so that he would call the loser completely, while Long Angel gave him a grunt finger very cheerfully.

It's not that Long Angel can't afford 50,000 gold coins. It's nothing to her. Besides, it was originally the pocket money of the 13th Little Boy. She just feels that this little tiger girl may have been arranged by God to accompany her son.

And the 13th kid wouldn't say anything about it, he had no problem with anything, he didn't understand anything, and he was also happy to have an extra playmate with him.

By the way, I forgot to introduce Tiger Girl's name. Her name is Taya, and as for which family she didn't say, nobody went into the matter.

In fact, even if she said her name, it would be the same for the 13th Kid, because he only had one name for Taiya - Tigress.

The other thing is, Tigress is about a year older than the 13th kid, which is that she is a little smaller in shape, so she looks about the same size as the 13th kid. It is estimated that when she grows up, she will be much younger than the 13th kid.

Don't think tiger people are tiger backed bear waist, tiger women are also a very small part, of course very rare, and tiger girl is just one of them.

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“Brother, it's not really that much fun, let's go together later.” Little Blue Rain was very exciting, quietly talking to the 13th Boy.

“Well, fun, can't go, Mom said no.” Thirteen little boys nodded and shook their heads again.

“Let's go quietly and don't let Mom know.” Little blue rain whispered.

“Can I? I'll go ask Mom.” The 13th boy went to ask Long Angie with suspicion, and when Little Blue Rain saw this situation, he couldn't stop it, so he decided to run away immediately.

“Ye Blue Rain! You stop!!” Long Angie's roar echoed through the heavens and the earth.

“Mom, I'm kidding. Ye Lang, you little bastard, next time I won't take you to play. ”

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In the next few months, the 13-year-old went out to lose once every three to five years. Of course, he asked Long Angie beforehand for a little change, and Long Angie always said no next time, but he would pay a little change each time.

The 13th Boy was banned from going out, but then Long Angie decided to let him go out, no longer banned. The reason in the middle was not that she suddenly figured it out, but that there was really no way.

Since his first disappearance, the 13th son, although expressly forbidden to leave the house, and the whole house was alert to the recurrence of the incident, so it is reasonable to say that the 13th son is no longer allowed to leave the house.

But the strange thing is that here, the 13th Boy still plays the game of sudden disappearance, and he uses some very interesting methods to get out when everyone knows he's going to disappear.

These methods are ignored by normal people, and perhaps only from his perspective, after he tells Long Angie, can he be surprised that Long Angie has a big mouth.

Later on, Long Angie was no longer surprised. It was just strange, how could he have so many ways, even if he had the wisdom of the world, it would be difficult to have so many plans, and how could he have so many ways of being a child with intellectual deficiencies?

Not only does this make Long Angie feel strange, but the whole Ye family feels strange. They even suspect that this 13-year-old is pretending to be crazy and selling fools, but it's actually impossible.

He's been like this since he was a kid. If he's going to pretend, he's going to pretend since he was a kid. Is this possible? Is that necessary?

Besides, there are things that simply can't be pretended at all, even if there is an act of extinction, even if there is an extinct city capital, there can't be any loopholes, even parents can't detect it.

The only explanation is that this Thirteen Little Boy is intellectually flawed only in some places, and in some ways transcends the ordinary man, and if he can grow up like a normal man, then he becomes a true Son of God and a legend, as previously legendary.

And this, the guards of Ye House shouted bitterness, and they started to resent the 13th young man because he let them be reprimanded three to five times apart.

But it also made them a middle-class elite, bringing their vigilance to an unprecedented level, so that later on, the Ye family's defensiveness exceeded everyone's imagination, and even the palace had to lose the wind.

Once there was a spy, a legendary spy, a spy who came and went from country to country, and he was never found, and even going to the palace of the three empires was as simple as going home, and he could say that it was a myth of the spying world.

But he ended up in the hands of Ye family. When Ye house spyed, he was caught by a guard. At the time, he also thought that the guard must be an elite of the elite. Otherwise, how could he catch himself, but the result was that he was very depressed. The guard was just a very ordinary guard of Ye house.

And he was even more depressed when he asked the guard how he found himself, and the guard replied, "You've used this trick since you were a kid, and you're too young.

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