The Silly Alchemist

“Well, Ye Lang, what do you mean by that? What do you mean, it's hard for me to get fat? ”

“Because your absorption capacity is only 10% of normal people, you must eat 10 servings of food to maintain your body, and you will only gain weight if you go beyond that!” Ye Wang explained.

“Haha, great, I won't be fat anymore and can eat as much as I want!!” This matter is definitely good news for Zhen Xiaoyan.

“The problem is, if you eat less, you lose weight every day, and sometimes you faint because you eat less, and... Forget it, you don't understand, it's a hassle anyway. Luckily, however, this can be cooked slowly, and should be restored to 78% of normal people in three or four years, that's enough.” Ye Lang looked at Zhen Xiaoyan in a smile and said that he frowned only because he found Zhen Xiaoyan smiling a little unusual.

“Hey, hey, I don't want it!” Zhen Xiaoyan shook his head and continued: “That's what I'm going to do. If I recover, I'll eat like a fat woman again. Isn't that even more problematic? Besides, I could have eaten almost ten servings by myself, and even if I ate less, you had a way, right? ”

“... you fat motherfucker, you hit me with all your ideas. Yes, I have medicines to keep you healthy, but these are expensive!” Ye Wang looked at Zhen Xiaoyan with a smile on his face and seemed to have no choice.

“It's expensive, don't you like losers?” Zhen Xiaoyan smiled.

“Exactly, so be it! If you're as fat as you used to be, it's better this way.” Ye waved his hand and threw it aside.

In fact, even if he doesn't cook Zhen Xiaoyan's body, the human body itself will slowly recover, but after that, how can Zhen Xiaoyan eat, even if she has not gained weight before, she has maintained her current figure.

This is strange, but it doesn't seem that anyone cares about it, does it?

“Well, it's okay, you can go home, you don't have to stay here anymore.” This is a very realistic statement Ye Wang made after reaching a conclusion.

Since there is no need to observe anymore, then what is Zhen Xiaoyan doing here? They are not really cohabiting, they are just special situations under special circumstances. Now that special things have passed, this special situation disappears.

“... you can't be so direct, such a flirtatious fool.” Zhen Xiaoyan stayed for a while, then said very badly.

“What mood? Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you about this mess. Remember to prepare some delicious food for me tomorrow. I'm going back to school. Also, be careful with yourself. Don't forget to bring food with you at any time. Otherwise you faint in the street, but nobody cares about you. ”

“Got it.” Zhen Xiaoyan answered and whispered -

I'm stunned in the street and nobody cares. I'm a beautiful woman now. Only you idiots say I'm no different than I used to be. You call me Fat Lady all the time!

But I like how you call me that, because that's how I know that no matter what I look like, you treat me the same way!

“Let's go, I don't have time to greet you! ”

“ …… ”

That's it, it won't be nice to me because I'm beautiful. When the time comes, just drive me away, I won't hesitate for half a moment...

Perhaps this is what friends, true friends, care about your ugly...

Zhen Xiaoyan said goodbye to Ye Lang with a smile. When she came home, she thought about what to eat for Ye Lang tomorrow, and then thought about her boyfriend, Moya!

Ye Lang was in a hurry... No, it was a gift. After sending Zhen Xiaoyan away, he went on to speak with Ye Lanyu for half a day. After having dinner in the middle, he went to bed.

“Sleeping, I don't know if I will meet that woman again today, I must find out who she is today!! ”

Who's the woman Ye Lang said she was? Well, he doesn't know, bullshit, if he does, he doesn't have to say who she is, and he's never been told, because it's amazing, and there's no way to explain it.

Because it's a dream, a dream that's been going on, but can't crack its secret!

Maybe it was just a dream, maybe, for some other reason.

After Ye Wan entered the dream, he came to a beautiful sea of flowers, which seemed to be in the plateau, and in the middle of the sea of flowers, a crystal clear little lake!

He saw a young girl in white sitting beside a small lake, her feet naked, in the cold water of the lake, and of course, this cold feeling was just an ideological feeling, and whether or not it was there, it was unknown.

“You're here?” The young girl looked at the water and said softly that she was not afraid of her voice being low, because she knew that she could hear it even if she did it here.

“Well, here I am. Why do we change places every time we meet? Yesterday it was the beach, and today it's the sea of flowers.” Ye Wang came to the girl and sat with her naturally.

Though it's just a dream, it's been going on for years, and both of them are already very familiar with each other.

“Isn't that great? If it was just one place, how boring, you'd get tired of it.” The young girl spoke softly, and the crystalline jade feet swung in the lake.

Ye Lang replied casually: “I don't think it makes any difference, and every time I call it boring, you can't get a courtyard attic, can we have tea chat? ”

“Oh, so next time I'll build you a courtyard attic. What do you like?” The young girl said softly.

“I like, the bridge running water, the fake mountain pool, the bonsai garden, the bird floral scent...” Ye Lang whispered what she liked, while the girl remembered silently, trying to design a courtyard loft that Ye Lang and she would love.

Then she started discussing the details of the courtyard attic with Ye Wan, and then she started talking more about astronomical geography.

Strangely, however, they have not talked about their identity details, not even a little bit of information, which seems to differ from what Ye Wang said before.

“Woman, you don't know anything. Who are you?” Ye Lang said casually, and after he said this, he immediately changed his face, seemed to be expecting and seemed helpless.

“I...” the girl wanted to say, but--

For a moment, the image suddenly disappeared...