The Silly Alchemist

“Of course. You think I'm someone like you? I have a rich family, you can't compare. Come out later and be smart, don't think the world is your biggest!!” The Satellite Language said at length that it seemed to teach Ye Wang to be human, but that anyone could hear him, he was in Deser.

“Mr. Satellite, I'm not done yet.” Ye Weng said with a smile.

“What do you mean? Go ahead, I won't mind.” The satellite looked at Ye Wei with contempt, and he felt that Ye Wei must be trying to please himself and want to admit defeat.

“You're 800 gold short, come on.” Ye Wei said faintly.

“?? You really are an outrageous person, you don't understand anything, throwing a thousand gold is just an adjective, not really going to give a thousand gold!” The satellite paused and shook its first pair as Ye Wang regretted it.

“I know this can be an adjective, but what I'm talking about here is a specific thousand gold. I'm sorry, I just didn't explain it to you. Now do you understand? Then hurry up and give me $800.” Ye Wei said with great patience.

“…” The satellite stunned for a moment and then made a laugh, “Ha ha...”

“What are you laughing at?” Ye Wang asked, turning laughter directly into a silly laugh.

“Stupid smile? I'm laughing!!” The satellite stared coldly at Ye Wei.

Ye Wang asked dumbfoundly: "What are you laughing at?” He didn't feel the tone was unfriendly, so he asked.

“Laughing at you silly, do you think you say a thousand gold is a thousand?” The satellite grinned and raised his noble head with disdain.

“It doesn't look like I said it. Did you say it yourself?” Ye Wei said faintly.

“When did I say it!!” Satellite snorted.

“You just said that everyone here can testify! ”

“What a joke. I said something. Don't I know? ”

“You said you ordered what I ordered, you paid ten times as much as I did, remember this?” Ye Wang asked with a smile.

“Of course I know that. Didn't I just give the old man two hundred gold tickets? Maybe. Don't you have more than 20 gold? Look what you ordered, it's just a snack!!” The satellite snorted coldly and looked down on what the waves had ordered, and he was usually much richer than this.

In fact, he doesn't like snacks. He thinks snacks are worth a few bucks. The dishes he ordered are expensive!

He was wrong about that, because the snacks are equally expensive here, and the number of spots such as Yelang is high, so Yelang's breakfast won't cost less than what he used to spend here once.

“More than that, of course! If it's ten times mine, how can it be two hundred? Be conscious and bring out another 800, otherwise tell everyone you don't have the money, you can't take it out, say sorry, so we can let you go. We're generous!” Ye Lang smiled and said, looking very generous to us.

“Ten times is ten times, I can't afford it, what 800, don't you give a hundred!!” Satellite snorted, asking him to say sorry, saying he had no money, he would never do it.

Yelang's money is a hundred gold coins, because it's kind of unbelievable. After all, a hundred gold coins is not a small amount, and even their super fathers and youngsters are just as hard to get out.

Of course, not to say no, but to say that it is difficult to spend a hundred gold coins at once, especially for unnecessary things.

“Old fart, say it! How much did he give you?” When the satellite saw Ye Wang wanting to talk, he immediately asked the old man beside him because he thought Ye Wang might lie, just to embarrass him.

And the old lady is different. If she wants to keep hanging out here, she has to tell him the truth.

“Brother Wei, he gave us a hundred gold coins...” The old man said helplessly, she didn't want to talk about it, she wanted to hide far away, she didn't want to cause this trouble, but the satellite had to let her say that there was nothing she could do.

“What?! Are you kidding me? He gave you a hundred bucks? How is that possible?” The satellite was surprised and seemed a little scared, afraid of how this thing would end.

If you really want him to come up with a thousand gold coins, it's just like his old life, how long will it take him to have no money, years or decades after this thousand gold coins come out?

“This is the golden ticket given by this man, this is not a joke...” The old man took out the golden ticket from Yelang to indicate that what he said was a fact.

“…” satellite silenced.

“What's the matter, it's nothing, it's not just a thousand gold coins thing, if you don't have the money, I can ask you, just one condition, you can see how far we go in the future as far away as you can, okay?” Ye Weng smiled and said, this smile makes people look a little afraid.

It's horrible to laugh about things that make people roll, and this teenager looks like such a little bit of a mess.

In fact, you don't know, the reason Ye Chang smiles, doesn't move his color, mainly because he is totally helping Cold Blood Five to convey, these words are not what he wants to say, so he doesn't care about this matter, so how can he change his color, he just keeps smiling politely.

“I... Kid, let me show you, this thousand gold coin is not the same thing for Master Ben!! Here, it's 800 gold tickets!! ”

Ye Lang's words and attitude totally stimulated the satellite, making him a little crazy, while Liu's son on the side tried to stop it in time, and Simon on the side was watching coldly.

“Brother Wei, this money is our budget!! Don't take it back for a moment!!” Lord Liu took a look at the old man and told her not to take the gold ticket back.

“I'll lend you this first, I'll give you money, I can afford a thousand!!” The satellite bit his teeth and said, obviously, this 1,000 gold coin hurts him a lot.

“Master Wei, you are a man too!” The leaf waves thumbs up and praise, which in everyone's eyes feels naked and ironic.

Everyone believed that the moon's heart was dripping blood at this time, and Ye Wei was brutally cutting it with a knife.

“Humph!” The satellite snorted, and if he could, he would definitely go up and bite the leaf wave.

“Xiao Five, it's not smoke. You should check with your husbands in the future to see if they are the same men as Master Wei.” Ye Wei said very seriously. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote on recommendations, monthly tickets (qidian.com), and your support is my biggest motivation.)