The Silly Alchemist

“Haha, auntie, that's so funny, auntie...” My little cousin laughed at this time as if she heard the best joke in the whole world.

“Isn't that right?” Ye Wang asked dumbfoundly.

“My aunt is my aunt, not my father's aunt, but my father's sister!” The little cousin smiled and said, without saying a word, just look at the lady and let her beat up the little cousin.

“Hey, little girl, don't lie to me, she looks older than your father...” Ye Wang is a little unbelievable.

“I'm not lying to you, she's my father's sister, although she looks older than my father!! And don't call me little girl, I'm not young anymore!!” The little cousin raised her hand and protested.

Ye Chang looked at the lady's face for a while and turned her head and said: "I still don't believe it!! ”

“Ha ha...”

“…” The lady's face is getting darker and darker, and she feels naked and humiliated.

“Mother, don't be angry, we can't be angry with this dying person, there's a loss of identity.” Lady Wang's daughter came out and said indifferently, this time she looked at Ye Chang, but her eyes were not very friendly.

“Brother, you won't let anyone kill this boy, do you feel comfortable watching your sister humiliate me?” Your Ladyship pointed the spearhead at the Emperor Peacock, who watched the play.

“Sister, I can't say much about this. What this kid said, though a little inappropriate, is also true. Let's figure this out first.” Emperor Peacock said seriously.

“The truth... am I really that old?” The lady bit her teeth and resented.

“Cough, motherfucker, tell me what you're doing here.” Emperor Peacock looked at Ye Wang and shouted.

“Send flowers, someone has to haunt me. I'm afraid she'll bother me. I'll send them to her in the next few days. Then I'll observe. It's okay. Burn the chicken wings here. I didn't expect...” Ye Wang said.

“What?! You roast chicken wings in my royal garden, no wonder you have that chicken wing in your hand...” Emperor Peacock looked at that string of chicken wings in Ye Chang's hand, he has thought of things.

“Brother, why are you talking so weird, listen to what he is saying, roast chicken wings here, who believes in this nonsense!!” Her Ladyship does not hesitate, she feels that Ye Wang's words are completely deceitful.

In fact, most of the people here think Ye Wei is talking nonsense, but if they knew that the black-faced teenager in front of them was Ye Wei, they would believe it.

Ye Lang can't do anything, barbecue in the royal garden, without the barbecue in the hall, it is already very honorable.

“I believe, if it were him...” said Emperor Zhuqiao.

“What?” asked the Lady, a little unbelievable in her ears.

“Nothing! Kid, are you coming to send flowers? Is there any other purpose?” Emperor Peacock continued to ask.

“No!!” Ye wave shook his head.

“Damn, you son of a bitch, don't you remember who you met?” Emperor Peacock was furious, and the answer to Ye Lang was very fierce.

“Who did he see? It was his little cousin's maiden, as if he was here to send her flowers. Brother, this kind of man still kills for good, full of lies!” At this time, the Lady doesn't seem to have felt the fire of Emperor Peacock for anything, and she still assumes that he is going to be angry with Ye Wang.

“What little cousin Miyagi, his little cousin is Xiao Ai, sister, he is...” Emperor Zhu Qiao wanted to say the identity of Ye Wang, only at this time, someone interrupted.

At the same time, Your Ladyship wonders, who is Xiao Ai, obviously should know her Majesty Brother, and in her memory, Xiao Ai seems to have only one person, her little niece Long Ai.

That's right, the little cousin Dragon Love on the side!

How is it possible that if his little cousin is in love, then who is he?

Soon, Your Ladyship will know the answer, because at this time, Dragon Love's little cousin shouted.

“Ah... flowers, my flowers...”

Dragon Love's little cousin screamed, running to the place not far from Ye Wang, looking at the flower sent by Ye Wang, her eyes were full of stars, a look of excitement.

“Satisfy yourself this time. I've sent you your flowers. Don't bother me again.” At this time, the sound of the Ye waves slowly returns to normal.

“I'm not going to bother you... Ah, cousin, you're my cousin, you, give me my things, or I'll tell Grandma!” Dragon Love didn't mind, suddenly discovered that the sound of Ye Wei was a little familiar, and immediately remembered who Ye Wei was.

So she immediately jumped to the side of the leaf wave, grabbed the arm of the leaf wave and didn't let go, afraid to let the leaf wave go.

“Fuck off! I got that. I'm not giving it to you!” Ye Wei replied directly and shook her hand in an attempt to shake off the love of the dragon.

“Ooh, Grandma, my cousin's bullying me again!” Dragon Love pretends to be a grievance to the Queen.

“I can't handle this, you've got it all figured out! You little troublemaker, every time you come here, you cause a riot. Besides, why didn't you let us know when you came, and if you want to leave without a sound!” The queen walked over and knocked on the head of the leaf wave.

“Ah…”

Most people are a little overwhelmed by this change. Especially the three mothers and sons of Your Ladyship, who stare at Ye Wang in a foolish way. They don't know who Ye Wang is. How can they let the Empress and the Emperor do this?

From the Queen's attitude, obviously a little fond of the boy in front of her.

“I…” Ye Wang tried to answer, but the Empress interrupted him, only she took out a silk scarf to wipe off the dust for Ye Wang. This intimate action made everyone understand that the teenager in front of her was important to the Empress.

“Don't be so troublesome...” Ye Wang reached out, an alchemy array appeared, then the whole person was bathed in the light, instantly the light dissipated, then his body became very clean and clean, and the black smoke on his face disappeared.

“Who is this boy? ”

At this time, most of the guards still did not know Ye Wei, after all, Ye Wei never showed up. The last time he came here, although it caused a sensation, he was using Xiao Rui at that time.

“He is Ye Lang! ”

“Princess Angie's son. ”

“So it's him! ”

“Looks like we can wash and sleep...”

“ …… ”

Listening to the guard's argument, the three ladies already know the identity of Ye Lang. They had no idea that the person who was treated as a flower boy by themselves would actually be Ye Lang. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote on recommendations, monthly tickets (qidian.com), and your support is my biggest motivation.)