The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

Chapter 2075: Your Whole Family...

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Hold in the laughter, suppress it!

You have to hold it in!

If you expose it, you won’t be able to enjoy the show later.

Hehe, be a happy bystander, enjoying the drama, delightful!

But looking at Liu Ruoxue’s face full of disdain, arrogance, and mockery, Li Liang really wanted to laugh.

What to do when you can’t hold it in anymore!

Is there a way to stop laughing? Waiting online, urgent!

The intense urge to laugh from deep within made Li Liang’s body tremble.

No, I can’t hold it in anymore.

Immediately, Li Liang turned around, stretched out his hand, and pinched his own thigh hard.

But still couldn’t hold it in.

Immediately, Li Liang reached out his hand, covered his mouth, and burst into silent laughter.

His whole body shivering as if he’d been electrocuted.

Watching this scene, Zhang Dongyang was dumbfounded.

Immediately, he stood up, ran to Li Liang’s side, and asked with concern, "Director Li, are you okay?"

"Xiao Fan, quick, check if Director Li is having an epileptic fit," Zhang Dongyang said to Zhang Fan.

In an instant, Li Liang’s frantically trembling body suddenly calmed down.

What the fuck?

Epilepsy?

Bro, open your eyes and look, do I look like someone who’s sick?

At this moment, Li Liang’s smile vanished.

As Zhang Fan’s dad, could he really dare to say: Your whole family has epilepsy?

He might get beaten to death by that shorty.

"I’m fine, just a cramp, it’s gone now," Li Liang replied seriously.

Then, he nudged He Shanyuan’s hand with his elbow!

"Professor He, shall we go for some tea?"

Honestly, Li Liang really didn’t want to see Liu Ruoxue, that idiot.

Otherwise, he might really burst out laughing.

"Good idea, good idea!" He Shanyuan nodded.

Anyway, there’s nothing for them to do here anymore.

Also, Liu Zhiyu from over there will take some time to rush here.

Might as well sneak off for some tea!

Aged rock tea over 10 years old, drinking it once is one less time to enjoy it.

Originally, he wanted to trick Zhang Fan into giving him some tea leaves.

But now, with Zhang Fan holding the Tsinghua seal, he didn’t dare to speak up.

The dean of Tsinghua is Zhang Fan’s mentor; he really has no face to act as Zhang Fan’s teacher.

"Xiao Fan, you better keep this well; don’t let anyone else have it. I’m off for some tea," Huang Shansheng said, stuffing the Tsinghua seal into Zhang Fan’s hand before sprinting to a small stone table thirty meters away.

"So, should we get some food? I’m hungry!" Zhang Fan suggested, feeling really peckish.

"Young master, I’ll get right on it! What would you like to eat? Actually, my cooking skills are not bad, Sichuan, Hunan, Cantonese cuisine, I can do them all!" Zhou Dao said in a panic.

"Can you do barbecue?" Zhang Fan asked.

Zhou Dao nodded vigorously, "When I was a kid, I used to sell barbecue on the street with my second uncle, guarantee you’ll be satisfied."

Zhou Dao said and then spun around!

"Big fool, stop staring and come help the young master with the food," Zhou Dao shouted to Yuan San.

"Got it!" Yuan San sprinted toward the kitchen.

"And the rest of you, stop standing around like idiots and get over here," Zhou Dao shouted to Kang Youwei’s group.

Immediately, Kang Youwei’s group also sprinted to the kitchen.

Very soon, the barbecue grill was brought out.

And two long tables joined together.

"Young master, please wait a moment!" Zhou Dao, wearing an apron and holding seasonings, quickly started the fire.

Meanwhile, Yuan San’s group was busy skewering.

Seeing this scene, Liu Ruoxue and He Jiarong’s faces turned as dark as water!

Zhang Fan, that bastard, grilling skewers at a time like this?

What the hell!

Big-minded? Not panicking one bit?

Is he insane?

"Haha, eat up, eat till you’re full for the long journey later," He Jiarong said venomously.

"Fool, one more word and I’ll slice you up and grill you," Zhou Dao threatened with a kitchen knife, glaring at He Jiarong.

In an instant, He Jiarong shut up.

Arrogant, keep being arrogant! Later, I’ll make you know the cost of hitting me.

He Jiarong cursed a hundred lines of MMP!

Especially feeling the wind through his mouth and the pain on his face and forehead, he wanted nothing more than to tear Zhou Dao to pieces!

Meanwhile, Huang Shansheng was over there, holding a teapot and cup, relocating, salivating while watching Zhou Dao barbecue.

And Zhang Fan, having washed his hands and wearing gloves, also joined the cooking.

"Wow, young master, your skills are impressive, did you sell skewers as a child too?" Zhou Dao was shocked.

Zhang Fan’s barbecuing skills were just perfect.

At this time, Bai Xi’s face suddenly clouded over.

"Zhang Dongyang, did you let my precious son go barbecuing with you?"

???

Zhang Dongyang was baffled!

When did I take Zhang Fan to sell skewers on the street?

"Zhou Dao, shut your mouth, my son has a natural gift for it, his cooking talent, it’s innate, understand?" Zhang Dongyang roared.

He couldn’t take the blame for this.

Otherwise, he’d have to kneel on a washboard.

Anything concerning Zhang Fan, Bai Xi wouldn’t listen to reason with him.

Kneeling on keyboards can’t type, get it?

Kneeling on instant noodles can’t break one, get it?

???

Zhou Dao twitched at the mouth corner, what did I do?

Watching this scene, Liu Ruoxue and He Jiarong’s faces twisted in anger.

???

Am I a ghost?

Damn it...

Soon, a rich aroma permeated the entire small courtyard.

The spicy and savory scent hitting head-on!

Especially Zhang Fan’s, golden and brilliant, making mouths water!

"Young master, you’re going to make us lose our jobs, can I have a taste?" Zhou Dao, barbecuing skewers, felt his heart break.

Zhang Fan, this pervert, why does he have to take away his only pride?

Grilling skewers was his specialty after all.

Carrying a big tray, Zhang Fan walked to Bai Xi, left hand on chest, made a knight’s bow!

"Empress, please enjoy!"

Instantly, Bai Xi beamed.

"Xiao Fan, bring another plate, no, bring two!" Bai Xi proudly waved her hand, then promptly discarded her ladylike demeanor and started devouring!

Zhang Dongyang slowly moved to Bai Xi’s side, fingers edging on the table!

When his fingers touched a skewer, Bai Xi paused, "This was given to me by my son, you, get lost!"

Instantly, Zhang Dongyang was tearful!

"Wife, there’s twenty skewers in this plate, all meat, aren’t you afraid of getting fat?"

"Hmm? Say that again?" Bai Xi shot a cold glance!

Instantly, Zhang Dongyang backed down, moving to Zhang Fan, "Son, grill me two skewers, will you?"

Zhang Fan grinned, "Do you have the empress’s permission?"

"Holy... you little brat, I’m your dad!" Zhang Dongyang fumed!

"Zhang Dongyang, try yelling at my son one more time!" Bai Xi said coldly.

Instantly, Zhang Dongyang hatefully picked up the skewer Zhou Dao grilled and started eating.

Guess my status at home is the lowest!

Watching this scene, Liu Ruoxue’s eyes reddened.

(p>You all... show-offs!




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