Chapter 2069: Can You Stop Bragging Already? (First Update)
"Let’s be honest, it wasn’t my phone, you agree, right?" Zhang Fan pulled a blade of dog tail grass and held it in his mouth.
"Can you have some decency? If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be in this escape!" Gao Qi was furious!
"You didn’t steal anything, why escape? Plus, I’m not the one who told you to run, am I right?" Zhang Fan grinned mischievously.
"Crunch! Crunch!"
Gao Qi’s teeth were grinding loudly.
At this moment, it’s as if he was transported back to ten years ago, when Zhang Fan, this shameless guy, even if he did something wrong, would make him take the blame.
Suddenly, Gao Qi stood up abruptly.
"Zhang Fan is here!"
The low roar was deafening.
In that instant, hundreds of people from the field turned their gaze sharply towards Gao Qi.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh!
Those murderous stares were fixated on Gao Qi.
"Zhang Fan, damn you, can’t people get some sleep?"
"Just showing off outside, and not sleeping, if you have so much energy, why not blast the school?"
"Damn! I said, who could be so amazing, making the hoop like that."
"Pay up! Pay up!"
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan pinched his throat, and suddenly, a sharp female voice came out from his mouth!
"Brother Qi, you just smashed the backboard, how could you be so shameless?"
Hmm?
In that instant, Gao Qi’s scalp went numb.
Zhang Fan, damn you!
At the same time, countless people’s pupils shrank abruptly.
"Whoa, Gao Qi, you bastard, dare to pass the blame!"
"Damn you, don’t think because you’re tight with Zhang Fan the Demon King, we won’t dare beat you."
"Brothers, go! Get him!"
Thud thud thud!
The sound of running was like thousands of horses galloping!
Seeing this scene, Gao Qi’s face turned green.
Woah!
"You bastard!" Gao Qi’s scalp tingled.
Zhang Fan, this bastard, truly a bastard.
The next moment, Gao Qi darted away!
If he didn’t run now, he’d likely end up lying here tonight.
"Hehe, I’ll wait for you at the school gate!" Zhang Fan laughed wickedly, and next moment, like a lightning bolt, he dashed out.
Under the dim lighting and those dark tree shadows, no one could see but Gao Qi.
"Bastard!" Gao Qi was so furious he could explode.
Why would you treat your brother like this? Damn!
The next moment, Gao Qi used all his strength and sprinted all the way.
While behind him, countless people roared incessantly.
"Gao Qi, damn you, stop!
"You think you can escape? Tomorrow, I’ll block you in your class."
"Have the guts to never come back."
A group of people was so angry they were almost exploding.
Can’t outrun him at all.
Can a fat homebody compare to someone who plays on the field for four or five hours a day?
They could only watch as Gao Qi’s figure faded into the distance!
Meanwhile, Li Liang’s phone rang.
"Director Li, can you deal with Zhang Fan? He’s causing trouble at the college again."
The caller was the captain of the Tsinghua College security team.
Because he saw Zhang Fan jumping over the fence and even greeted him.
Listening to the roars from inside the school, if this guy didn’t cause trouble, he’d die as an apology.
Hearing this, Li Liang was overjoyed.
"You’re the security captain, go arrest him, catch him, beat him up, I won’t say a word."
In an instant, the security captain froze!
"Bah, damn you, you’ll be fired sooner or later, dare I beat him?" The security captain hung up, cursing wildly.
Five minutes later, Gao Qi, panting heavily, saw Zhang Fan leaning against the wall laughing like a pig, and clenched his fists as he charged forward.
"Damn you! Again making me take the blame!"
"Hahaha, we’re brothers, what’s wrong with taking the blame, let’s go, I’ll treat you to supper." Zhang Fan dodged away, jogging along.
"Fine, fine, tonight I’ll eat back the money for my phone!" Gao Qi shouted angrily!
Zhang Fan turned around and flipped Gao Qi the middle finger: "Sure, let’s see who can eat more, loser pays."
"Screw you!" Gao Qi was so angry his teeth itched.
You can eat two hundred pounds of meat, and you think I’ll compete with you, do I look like I’m insane?
Immediately, Gao Qi chased Zhang Fan all the way to the barbecue shop.
"Boss, five hundred lamb skewers! One hundred pork belly, three hundred more assorted skewers, and a box of beer!"
Unable to handle Zhang Fan, Gao Qi figured, he’s got to take it out on the skewers.
However, his loud roar scared the group enjoying skewers.
"Hey, young fella, good appetite, a meat skewer for ten bucks! So rich, why not go to a Five Stars hotel." The middle-aged man frightened by Gao Qi’s shout started to banter.
"!!!"
Gao Qi’s face darkened!
Did I provoke you by just eating skewers?
What’s wrong with a skewer for ten bucks, I have a filthy rich guy with me, I’m determined to eat him broke!
"Boss, add two orders of what I just ordered!" Gao Qi slapped the table.
In an instant, many people’s mouths twitched.
Fine, fine, can’t afford to offend you!
You’re the man!
Let’s see how you handle eighteen hundred skewers!
"Alrighty!" Several waiters were overjoyed.
Meat skewers for ten bucks, veggie ones for six!
This is a huge order.
They’ll just grill the skewers, if anyone wants an Overlord meal, we’ll see them at the police station!
At that moment, Zhang Fan took out a few coins and stuffed them into Gao Qi’s hand.
Seeing this, Gao Qi was puzzled.
"What’s up? Don’t tell me you’re out of cash."
Zhang Fan shook his head: "No way! What I mean is, you should take those coins, slap them on the table, and order a plate of fennel beans, that’ll really set the scene!"
"???"
Gao Qi froze for a long time, suddenly a flash of insight!
"Whoa, does Kong Yiji have my looks?" Gao Qi raged.
"Just a lame leg short." Zhang Fan laughed heartily.
In an instant, the whole barbecue shop burst into laughter.
Who doesn’t know about Kong Yiji buying wine!
This kid, really good at making fun!
"After we eat, come home with me for a bit. I’ll introduce you to my Empress!" Zhang Fan said.
"Heh! Now you remember?" Gao Qi’s gaze almost pierced.
He naturally knew about Zhang Fan’s mom.
Yet, this bastard never once invited him to meet her!
Who wouldn’t be pissed?
"Cut it out, you were so ugly before, my Empress is so beautiful she’d really be scared." Zhang Fan laughed.
"!!!"
"Do you know how pigs die?" Gao Qi clenched his fist.
"Same way you do!" Zhang Fan grabbed the melon seeds on the table and started munching.
"From being beaten to death by me!" Gao Qi gritted his teeth.
"Alright! Let’s talk business, what are your plans? Why not come play with me, tomorrow we’ll check out the company site, probably within a week it’ll be up and running. I’ll let you be CEO for fun!" Zhang Fan said.
Just then, the sound of shushing came.
"Hey, young fella, can you stop boasting, if you keep this up, bulls will become endangered!"