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Chapter 271 Guanyin: The monkey is too strong, the old gentleman is a fool, Tang Seng, you are a pig!
"The king, let us go west as soon as possible." Tang Seng looked at Dugu defeated the sky and said, "You arrest me and don't eat me. This is a waste of time, don't you think?"
"In addition, the great apprentice of the poor monk is the Great Sage Qitian who made trouble in the heaven back then. If he finds him, you are only afraid..." Tang Seng pretended to say deeply.
Actually, Tang Seng was cursing in his heart, smelly monkey, dead monkey, where did you go?
The teacher is suffering, uh, no, the teacher is being offered with delicious and delicious food, why don't you hurry up and rescue your teacher?
You monkey, at the time you said to get rid of the demon, and then disappeared. You were not killed by these two demon.
"Elder Tang, don't worry, the monkey won't come for a while." Dugu Baitian smiled, "Come on, give Elder Tang a meal!"
Tang Seng's eyes lit up suddenly, and he wanted to add another meal?
Poor monks should eat more!
Even though he thought so, he was still shy, "This, my lord, you serve the poor monk with delicious food and drink, the poor monk is really..."
"Eat or not?" Dugu Baitian asked indifferently when the little demons brought the food.
"No...I'll eat it!" Tang Seng was silent for a while before speaking.
Don't eat white, don't eat it, and the food of this monster is indeed good, and the vegetarian dishes made are also very delicious.
Although he said that he didn't want it, he was still very honest.
After the food was brought in, the three Tang Seng directly sat down and started eating.
Zhu Bajie and Drifting glanced at each other, paralyzed, this Tang monk, such a monk, probably wouldn't be a monk.
Tang Seng couldn't eat it, but the two of them knew very well.
The vegetarian dishes here are all made with meat oil.
You are a monk who has never eaten meat before, naturally you will find this food extremely delicious.
To be unpleasant, you monk, you have relapsed so early!
But let alone, the food is quite delicious.
The two of them were dull and paralyzed. After following the monk, drinking and eating meat would be controlled. Now, although there is no meat, at least it is meat oil, which is much stronger than the previous meal.
So, don’t you say it, I don’t say it, we will say it when we reach the western sky!
Moreover, if I say it now, the monk can't bear it, and he faints directly, paralyzed, don't we have to wait on him?
So don't say it!
Also, the thing called malt beer, although it tastes different, is definitely wine.
The monk is so happy to drink, he is a man!
Zhu Bajie and Drifting glanced at each other, serving delicious food here, or else, don't learn from them.
I just don't know if the demons here plan to fatten us up before eating.
Forget it, no matter what, let's eat first!
The three of them ate all the food. Tang Seng hiccuped, opened a bottle of malt beer, and took a sip.
"This life is pretty good, just can't go out." Tang Seng went to the stone bed, sat down, and took another sip of wine.
Why don't you go to learn the experience?
I struggled to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures, and there were monsters blocking the road along the way. It was so difficult!
There is also that monkey, so special, who fights against the poor monks all day, and it's not easy to live this day!
But recently in this Pingdingshan, small days are quite moist.
Do you want to stop learning?
Tang Seng was arrested at the beginning, and he was really scared. Every day, he still recited the Heart Sutra silently. In the past half a month, the demon did not hurt him. Apart from not letting himself go out, he was still serving delicious food and drink. He also let go of his guard.
Moreover, today, the idea of whether or not to learn the scriptures has emerged.
One month has passed, two months have passed...
Monkey King didn't come back, and Tang Seng, he was 30 kilograms fatter!
South China Sea!
Guanyin stood up suddenly, looking forward with amazement.
Fuck, what did the Buddha say to me just now?
Tang Seng they stayed in Pingdingshan for more than two months?
I go!
How could they stay in Pingdingshan?
Calculating the journey, they should have left Pingdingshan long ago.
Aren't they the two boys of Taishang Laojun? How could they be trapped in Pingdingshan?
Sun Wukong won't be able to play with the two of them, right? And, what about the old man too?Is there no intervention?
Forget it, first go to Laojun, and then go to Pingdingshan with Laojun. After all, it is Laojun's boy, so face must be given.
Guanyin flew towards the heavenly court, and came all the way to the Palace of Dousiz.
"I have seen Master Guanyin." The boy at the door saluted respectfully.
"The poor monk came to look for the old man, can you pass it through?" Guanyin asked after having done enough etiquette.
Laojun must have met me. Although I defected to the Xuanmen back then, Journey to the West was recognized by several saints.
Moreover, I have done such a good manner, this former uncle will definitely come to see me.
Guanyin thinks very well, however, as the so-called dream is fullness, reality is very backbone.
The boy shook his head.
Guanyin was stunned for a while, I went, the old man refused to see me?
"Return to Master Guanyin. A few days ago, Lao Jun seemed to have discovered something important, and then he went to Tianwaitian, looking for Taiqing!" The boy said, "Lao Jun is not in Tussing Palace, so I can't pass it on. ."
Avalokitesvara is a little dazed, isn't it in the Palace of Dousiz?
Discovered a major event, went to see the Taiqing Saint?
Guanyin was shivering, shit, something that can alarm the saint, I go, maybe the world will be destroyed.
However, nothing major happened to these three realms and six realms!
Wait, wouldn't you deliberately avoid me?
But it shouldn't be!
Shaking his head, Guanyin said goodbye, forget it, go to Pingdingshan for a look.
Among Pingdingshan, Dugu Beitian took out the security card, took a look, and then smiled, "In the message sent by the devil, the ancestor of Bodhi, that Guanyin has rushed towards us. Guanyin is the Taiyi Golden Immortal, Compared to us, it is not worse than us. Moreover, the combat power of this world is related to magic weapons, but I want to meet her."
"Be calm." The demon lord said calmly, "Don't disturb Chu Xuan's plan. Now, we should separate our souls!"
Dugu Baitian smiled, "Okay, divide the soul. I will have a chance to fight a master in this world in the future."
Souls appeared on the two of them at the same time, and then they tore the souls later, hiding the other half of the remnant souls.
The breath of the two has also fallen a lot. The world of the gods is good. The souls of practitioners can be torn apart at will. Anyway, as long as a ray of remnant soul is immortal, they can be resurrected. Moreover, their power, and The soul has a great relationship.
The strength of the two of them dropped to the level of Xuanxian, and then quietly came to the basement of Pingdingshan Lotus Cave.
"Monkey, Guanyin is coming." Dugu Baitian said with a smile, "Go, go out, we suppressed you!"
Monkey King stood up and said with a smile, "Okay. Although you know that you are using my grandson as a shield, but my grandson is willing, go!"
The three of them walked out of Pingdingshan, Dugu Baitian and the Demon Lord took action, arranged some restrictions, and locked Monkey King inside.
Then, they will wait for the arrival of Guanyin.
Avalokitesvara flew all the way with a solemn expression, glanced around, saw Dugu Baitian and the demon lord, frowned, "Xuanxian? This should be the monster turned into by Laojun's boy!"
then……
Fuck, what did I see?
In the prison cell, like a wind rolling cloud, the sloppy fat uncle who grabbed food with Zhu Bajie...
Could it be Tang Seng...
Damn it!
It really is!
Why, will you gain so much weight?
Then, Guanyin saw that after the three of them had eaten up the food, Tang Seng swayed and opened something...
Raising his head to take a sip, Tang Seng lay on the stone bed swayingly.
Damn it!
Guanyin collapsed, Tang Sanzang, what's so special about you, in the past two months, have you just slept besides eating?
What do you think you are a pig?
The pig Bajie is a pig. After they have finished eating, they still know that they have walked two laps. You are so special...T
Buddha, can this learner really not change it?
The corners of Guanyin's mouth twitched, and suddenly there was a pause. Where is the monkey?
Shenmin shot it out, and then she saw a monkey lying on the ground, asleep.
The corners of Guanyin's mouth twitched twice again, "You four masters and apprentices, do you treat yourself as a pig?"
Guanyin came to the Monkey King angrily, and paused slightly. Prohibition at the level of Xuanxian?
She slapped the prohibition to pieces, and shouted angrily, "Monkey King, what are you doing!"
"It turned out to be Master Guanyin! Monkey King smiled," My old Sun Ei monster has been suppressed here for some time. Thank you Master Guanyin for breaking the siege!"
"By the way, why don't you go see the master?" Sun Wukong said with a grin, "My old grandson was suppressed here, I don't know if the master and the others were eaten by monsters!"
"Sun Wukong!" Guanyin was angry, "Xuanxian level prohibition, you can break it with a stick, you tell me you are suppressed? I can see it, you are deliberate, you are I think your master was eaten by a monster!"
"My old grandson was suppressed!" There was a turmoil in Sun Wukong's body. He directly broke his meridians and said calmly, "I was seriously injured, so I can't break it!"
Nima!
Guanyin looked at Monkey King sluggishly, damn it, you think I'm blind?
You obviously shattered your meridians in front of me, so you told me that you were seriously injured?
Wait, did you break your meridians directly?
Damn it, you are so cruel, you have to recover, at least three months!
Why are you so cruel? I blamed you. Why are you so cruel to me?
Guanyin looked at Monkey King dumbfounded, this monkey is too rigid!
Forget it, Xuanzang is fine.
I don't care about a monkey.
The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched twice, and he looked at the lotus hole, paralyzed, and the two disciples of the old man were also silly.
They did bring disaster to Tang Seng, and they served Tang Seng with delicious food...
But, don’t you think it’s weird that you don’t think about it so much that the monkey has not saved people?
Two idiots, paralyzed, this time of catastrophe, okay, it's passed, but, why do I feel so tired?