The system invites me to be a teacher

For rural people, blind dates are all rules.

For example, the first time I meet, I don’t want to eat together. I usually find a place to see and talk with each other first.

If it's OK, proceed to the next step.

The meeting place is chosen by the matchmaker, neither at the man’s house nor at the woman’s house. The man must also pay for sugar, melon seeds and other things to avoid awkward conversation.

Xiaojun's mom simply arranged the blind date meeting of the Confucian brothers to her home, and the melon seeds and the sugar kong mother had also been bought. To show courtesy, Confucius and Mencius and his younger brother were also ordered to wait here early.

"Brother, have you seen the Wu sisters before?"

Looking at his obviously nervous younger brother, Confucius said with a smile: "Don't be so excited. This blind date is obviously because my mother can't save face, so I have to pull the two of us over. Seriously, you lose."

Kong Ren shook his head: "Of course I know, but this is the first time in my life after all.

And I'm not the same as you. Your target is obviously those beautiful neighbors in Zhongzhou who have the nature of local tyrants, but I can only make do with it nearby and have to take it seriously!"

Confucius and Mencius kicked his brother's thigh in an annoyed manner: you just talk a lot of nonsense!

At this time, Xiaojun's mother walked into the house: "The Wu family is here, are your brothers ready?"

Kong Ren became more nervous immediately. Kong and Mencius just nodded, and was about to go out, but was held by Xiaojun's mother:

"What is your child's anxiety? Even if the Wu girls are better than the water spirits, you have to listen to my arrangements, don't you?"

Confucius and Mencius got a sweat. When I went out, I just wanted to see and end early. When were you worried?

But he still showed an expression of knowing that he was wrong: "Auntie, what should I do next?"

Xiaojun’s mother obviously had thought about it a long time ago: “According to our rules, it’s okay for you two to see each other at the same time. For the first time around, just look at the looks and talk casually.

But in the current situation, you two are brothers, they are sisters, and they are crossed in age."

Confucius and Mencius rolled his eyes helplessly: It's all messed up like this, and your old man knows it's not good to say it!

Xiaojun’s mother continued: “So I’m taking it all together, let’s come one by one, your brothers will go out one by one, and the other will wait here, wait for the first one to finish, and the other one.”

Kong Ren hurriedly said, "Why don't my brother go first, the boss first!"

Confucius and Mencius nodded, he didn't care anyway, it would be nice to go out and make a sample.

Xiaojun's mother stared: "Your brother has to wait a while, you come first."

"Why?"

"Because the sisters also want the boss to come first, do you know if our man needs to be polite?"

"Uh...good!"

There are three rooms in the main house of Xiaojun's mother's house, which are divided into east wing, living room and west wing.

The Confucius and Mencius brothers are now in the East Chamber, and the Wu sisters are arranged in the West Chamber. The meeting place is the middle living room.

Kong Ren followed Xiaojunma out of the East Chamber, while Confucius and Mencius waited in place, but from the crack in the door, it was not difficult to see every move in the living room.

Soon the West Wing door opened, and a girl walked out slowly.

Confucius was taken aback for a moment, and he found that this Wu family girl looked...not bad?

For blind dates, to be honest, Confucius and Mencius were quite repulsive.

Nowadays, when free love is popular, this kind of mate selection method with a strong sense of arrangement is difficult to accept.

Therefore, Confucius and Mencius wanted to come, and the girls who could agree to go out for a blind date should be the ones who were picked.

Although Confucius and Mencius did not have the habit of discriminating against others, they were always confused in finding someone who was picked by others as the target.

But now he found himself in a misunderstanding.

A girl who is willing to have a blind date may not be a good girl. Maybe the other person is the same as yourself, just because of favor and helplessness?

Based on her appearance alone, her sister Wu Hong changed Confucius and Mencius’s inherent impression of blind dates, not to mention Kong Ren as a client.

The already nervous guy is now even more short of breath, shaking hands and feet: "You...Hello, my name is Kong Ren..."

But Wu Hong just glanced at him lightly: "How am I??? Where am I better?"

"Ah? This..." The opponent played the cards completely inconsistent. Kong Ren, who was already nervous, was even more at a loss. He also said nonsense, "How good are you... I know how good you are..."

In the room, Kong and Meng suddenly patted his forehead, and he was done, he couldn't even say a word, this silly boy...

Sure enough, Wu Hong's cold face was directly gloomy: "I don't even know where I am, so what are you doing here?"

"I..." Kong Ren knew that he had said the wrong thing, he said hurriedly: "I'm sorry, in fact, you still make do with..."

Wu Hong: "..."

She waved impatiently and interrupted: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let me ask you, what do you think of pig raising?"

"Raising pigs?" Kong Ren looked at each other suspiciously. Why did she ask herself this strange question?

Ms. Wu is of medium height and slightly fat body, but this kind of fat is the kind of plump fat. Not only is it not uncomfortable to look at, but it adds a three-point color, somewhat like Yang Yuhuan with a fat and thin ring.

Combining the body of the other party, Kong Ren thought for a long time, and finally said: "I think the most important thing in raising pigs is to feed them a lot of delicious food, so that the fat grows faster...

Just like you, if you weigh more than ten catties, it will be more beautiful...Hey, don't go!"

But Wu Hong turned his head back to the West Chamber without waiting for him to finish.

Kong Ren frustrated and returned to the East Chamber until he was sure that the opponent would not come out.

He asked the waiting Confucius and Mencius: "Brother, am I a failure?"

Confucius and Mencius glanced at him helplessly: "What do you think?"

"Why? I didn't say anything...Hey, what did you beat me to?" Kong Ren rubbed his head.

Confucius and Mencius hate iron for not making steel: "I beat you not because you are not handsome enough, but because you are too stupid. Xiaojun's mom has already said that the other sister raises pigs on the pig farm.

She asks you this to see if you discriminate against this unpleasant profession. It's better for you. If you don't say good things, then you can compare the other party to a pig. You really have you!"

"Ah? No?" Kong Ren slapped his head in annoyance when he was awakened.

Confucius and Mencius finally patted his brother's shoulder comfortingly: "It doesn't matter, learn your lesson this time, and you will always succeed when you meet your favorite next time and perform well."

"I... hey..." Kong Ren shook his head, obviously still unwilling.

Everyone loves beauty, and he thinks it will be difficult to meet someone who is almost as beautiful as Wu's sister in the future.

Ignoring the frustration of my younger brother, Confucius and Mencius did not say anything.

Judging from the look of her sister Wu Hong, the other party was obviously perfunctory on this blind date.

The brother's slip of the tongue was just an excuse to leave. No matter how good he was, it might be nothing.

Confucius and Mencius expected it well. As soon as Wu Hong returned to the West Wing, a woman in her forties said: "Hong Hong, why don't you come back after talking to the other party? How rude!"

Wu Hong curled his lips: "Mom, how do you think that guy is stupid? He even said I was a pig.

Hmph, whoever loves to marry this kind of guy, this girl won't take care of it!"

"you……"

The woman is Wu Hong's mother. This blind date was actually brought by her to ask Xiaojun's mother to help match it.

Since the appearance of the three-story building of the Confucian family, many elders with married daughters in the family have moved their minds. Wu Hong's mother is one of them.

Wu Ma is actually not the kind of person who loves vanity, she just wants her daughter to marry better.

Especially the two daughters are so good, if they are taken away by a poor boy who is crooked, she will not be able to sleep for the rest of her life.

The Confucian family is not only strong, but the two sons are also well-known for their good conduct. If one of her daughters, Danfan, can marry, she can be considered half-hearted.

It's a pity that young people always think differently from their parents. The more Wu Ma talks about, the more disgusted her eldest daughter is. It's okay now, and it's completely useless.