The system invites me to be a teacher

The woman saw Confucius and Mencius, her eyes lit up: "You are Teacher Kong, right? My name is Zheng Wanqing!"

Confucius and Mencius hurriedly said: "Hello, hello, are you Zheng Mao's mother???"

Zheng Wanqing didn't answer directly, but piled Zheng Mao's face with her own, and smiled and said, "Do you think we two look alike?"

"Like, Zheng Mao, I didn't expect your mother to be so young."

Confucius and Mencius are telling the truth, because Zheng Wanqing is simply a copy of Zheng Mao, no matter what his eyes or his expression.

Confucius and Mencius can even see Zheng Mao's future from Zheng Wanqing.

"Thank you, I like most people saying I am young, Teacher Kong, you might as well guess how old I am today?"

"This..." Confucius was stunned. It's not that he didn't want to guess, but that he was a teacher and the other party was a parent. Is this topic a bit off the track?

But he hesitated a little, he still said: "You are at most 28 today."

Although she has never been in love, Confucius and Mencius also know that women like others to praise her youth most. Although Zheng Wanqing looks at up to 30, given that she is Zheng Mao's mother, the actual age should be 35 or higher.

She said she was 28, absolutely no problem.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Confucius and Mencius spoke, Zheng Mao burst into laughter, "Haha..."

The smile on Zheng Wanqing's face is also stagnant: "Teacher Kong, I am so young? This girl is only 25 this year, OK?"

Confucius and Mencius: "???"

Seeing the dumbfounded look of Confucius and Mencius, Zheng Mao said triumphantly to Zheng Wanqing: "I said you are older. You still don't believe me. Now my teacher says so, what else can you argue?"

"Are you not Zheng Mao's mother?" Confucius and Mencius also reacted at this moment. He should have made a wrong judgment at the beginning.

Zheng Mao smiled and said, "Mr. Kong, this is my sister-in-law."

Confucius and Mencius Khan had one, and that’s right. Both of them were named Zheng, and the father’s blood relationship should be greater.

"Sorry, I was preconceived." Confucius apologized and asked Zheng Mao again, "Why didn't your parents come?"

Zheng Mao was embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Kong, my parents are on a business trip abroad and can't come back in a short time."

Zheng Wanqing was unhappy: "Why, only Xiao Mao's parents are parents, can't I be a parent?"

"I didn't mean that. In fact, everyone is the same. Why don't you take a seat in the class?" Realizing that he had said something wrong, Confucius and Mencius hurriedly changed the subject.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Wanqing didn't move at all. She looked at Confucius and Mencius with interest: "Teacher Kong, I heard Xiao Mao said that you wrote her "Learn to Meow"?

"Yes what's the matter?"

"Then can I also ask you to help write a song? The level is not very demanding, just a little bit better than Xiao Miao."

"This..." Confucius and Meng were taken aback for a moment. I saw the students' obsession with music, so I helped by the way. Why did everyone come to ask for a song?

He was considering how to refuse, Zheng Mao said, "Hey, Zheng Wanqing, what did we say when we came? Didn't you let you speak indiscriminately?"

"Little aim, how can I say that I am also your aunt, do you talk to elders like this?"

"Then you can't speak without words..."

Seeing the two beauties with big eyes and small eyes, Kong and Meng hurriedly rounded it off: "Don't be angry, it's just a song... Ms. Zheng likes music too?"

Without waiting for Zheng Wanqing to speak, Zheng Mao immediately dismantled the stage: "Teacher, please ignore her. She is a ostentatious person who can't even sing any songs."

"What is lip service? This girl is called a talk show. It is a relatively trendy art form in Western countries. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

"Isn't it just stand-up comedy and talk show? Think I don't understand, do you?"

"..."

Seeing that the two people quarreled more and more, the Confucius and Mencius next to him were a little bit stunned. Could it be that the talk show of this world has not become popular in China?

We can’t blame Confucius and Mencius for being so strange. He entered Zhiyuan as soon as he crossed, and he has been very busy recently. How can he pay attention to the art forms of China?

After finally waiting for the two of them to calm down, Confucius and Meng interjected: "Ms. Zheng, if I guessed correctly, you asked me to write a song for you to enrich your talk show, right?"

"Hey, Teacher Kong, didn't you expect you to know talk show?

Yes, although talk shows are very popular in Western countries, they are very thin compared to traditional Chinese art. Therefore, if you want to develop, you must innovate on the original basis."

"I've only seen it once or twice." Confucius and Mencius thought for a while. "But in my opinion, the two main characteristics of talk shows are humor and closeness to life.

You don’t have to use new songs if you want to innovate in music. Many old songs are better than new songs that are hard-wired as long as the artistic conception is consistent with the content of your talk show.Hello, what are you doing..."

It was Confucius and Mencius who were talking, and suddenly discovered that Zheng Wanqing suddenly approached him, and a pair of jade hands was still touching her head.

Being avoided by Confucius and Mencius, Zheng Wanqing was a little regretful, but she still stared at Confucius and said: "It's okay, I just want to see how your head grows."

Confucius and Mencius: "?"

As if only then realized that she had lost his temper, Zheng Wanqing patted her forehead: "I'm sorry, Mr. Kong, your opinion on the talk show just now is so insightful.

In order to study this art form, I spent sleepless nights and sat in many versions, but the response was mediocre. I didn't know the reason, so I wanted to innovate with music.

Only now did I understand that I used to focus only on its humor and wit, instead of neglecting to be close to life.

Talk show is popular culture, but I have been walking on the elegant line. It's a hell if I can do well."

"Oh, I'll just say that, it would be useful to you." Confucius and Mencius didn't expect Zheng Wanqing to say this, and said quickly and modestly.

"It's not just useful, it's so useful, Teacher Kong, or you quit your teacher's job, go to our company, and promise to make much more than you are now."

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

"Ahem, Miss Zheng, you are here to attend the parent meeting today, not digging a wall, do you think our teacher is rare for your broken company that loses money so much that you can't even pay your salary?"

"You... I lose money now, doesn't mean I lose money in the future. Besides, did you talk to your aunt like this?"

"You want to abduct my teacher, I just said that you are already very polite..."

Seeing the two people talking about quarreling, Confucius and Mencius hurriedly said, "This...Ms. Zheng, sorry, I like the profession of the teacher very much, and I have no plans to change my career."

"That's it!" Zheng Wanqing also realized that she was a little impulsive. "Mr. Kong, I know that with the current situation of my company, it is difficult to attract you enough, but I believe it will not be long before I am eligible to invite again. is you."

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

He wanted to explain in detail the relationship between industry hobbies and employment, but when he reached his lips, he became:

"This...Ms. Zheng, I'm sorry, I'll be busy here, what else can I say later? Zheng Mao, you take your aunt to sit in the classroom first."

After speaking, he greeted a few steps outward, not because of Confucius and Mencius, but other parents really came..

"Is it Teacher Kong? My name is Fang Qing, and I am Fang Zhenyuan's father. Zhenyuan has told me everything about you. I want to thank you for taking care of him!"

"Teacher Kong, I am doing geological exploration in Xia Li Houtu. Apart from you, Sihua has never admired anyone for so many years."

"Hello……"

Fang Zhenyuan's father, Fang Qing, was a middle-aged uncle with a long beard, and Li Sihua's father, Li Houtu, was thin and weak, and was a very gentle senior intellectual.

Each of Confucius and Mencius greeted them and invited them into the classroom, which was totally different from Zheng Wanqing's treatment.

It is not that Confucius and Mencius favors one another, but that over time, the parents of other students in the second grade (1) have arrived.