The system invites me to be a teacher

McCarthy immediately said: "Student Long, can you find the QQ account called Wu Chuang Biaoshui?"

Long Aotian was taken aback: "What do you want this for?"

McCarthy laughed: "I forgot to tell you. Although I seem to be the inventor of [Poetry Scorer], I still have another identity-a cyber hacker!"

"Hacker? Just you?"

"Why, don't believe me? I'm not afraid to tell you that I am not only a cyber hacker, but also a cyber hacker in super artificial intelligence.

It's just that this hacker has already passed the official form of whitewashing, so you don't know."

"Don't you think?" After hearing McCarthy's words, Long Aotian's eyes lit up instantly.

"That's right, as long as there is the QQ account called Wuchuangpushui, I can find a way to hack it, and then log in on my computer..."

"What if he has deleted the chat history now?"

"Hahahaha..." McCarthy laughed, "Classmates, deleting the chat history is just a matter of your mind.

Believe it or not, as long as I want, I can find out all the news he sent ten years ago."

"Really? You bull!" Long Aotian also became excited.

Teacher Kong is right, using violence to control violence and lose both ends is the helplessness of the weak, and true warriors will dare to steal the other party's QQ directly.

After thinking about it, he found the book "The System Forces Me to Be a Cock", and after a full subscription, he directly added the other party's QQ group.

While waiting, Long Aotian smiled and said: "Although I don't know the QQ of the five windows blowing water, he must be among his book friends. This is the easiest and least expensive way to find the other party.

Hey, this guy is on the shelves on the 1st, and now it has less than 130,000 words, and the full order is more than 6 yuan. It really is a shameless and full attendance mentality.

I really don't know how this kind of goods rushed to the top of the new book monthly ticket list, shouldn't it all rely on planting and blaming!"

As he was talking, Long Aotian's QQ rang, and he asked him for a screenshot of the full order.

After Long Aotian sent the message, the screen of his mobile phone jumped into a group called "The Home of Jiapin Diaosi".

Long Aotian: "..."

Fuck, this is really a bunch of dicks!

"Welcome the new cock wire back!"

"Diaosi weak.jpg!"

"Where in life is not a cock, today cock, every day..."

It was Long Aotian who came here with a purpose, and he was also softened by Lei.

Too lazy to pay attention to these people, he opened the owner's QQ, and at the same time, McCarthy also fetched a laptop.

I saw him crackling and knocking, and then said: "Alright! Wait? Wrong!"

Confucius and Mencius and Long Aotian hurriedly rushed over to watch, and they saw McCarthy looking at their friends for a long time, but they did not find any evidence related to the ticket purchase.

Long Aotian didn't believe in evil ways: "Impossible, this guy must have hidden the evidence, look at his blacklist and collection...

Huh, what is this?Oh yeah yeah (Fan Weiyin), this female Nima is really hot eyes!"

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

McCarthy: "..."

Seeing a self-portrait of an unscrupulous author destroying Sanguan, the three of them were bad in an instant. They did not expect that not only did they find no evidence after the hacking, but they also made them fishy.

After a long time, Confucius and Mencius finally calmed down. He subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but it was wrong, and he couldn't tell for a while.

Long Aotian also said in frustration: "It seems that it is not this guy, but who would it be? Which grandson of Nima would be so boring?

Teacher Kong, it's fortunate that you prevented me from brushing it back, otherwise the good guy would be wronged."

McCarthy said: "But what should I do now? No matter how good my skills are, it's useless to find evidence!

Teacher Kong?Teacher Kong?"

Confucius and Mencius didn't speak, because Long Aotian's words seemed like thunder on the ground. What he didn't understand just now, he instantly got home.

He asked: "Xiaolong, I remember you said just now that some people in Honghuang Chinese used the method of swiping tickets to deal with competitors, but they ended up fighting both sides, right?"

Long Aotian: "Yes, it was uploaded all over the Internet at the time, and it was also collected on my mobile phone."

McCarthy suddenly asked, "Mr. Kong, did you think of something?"

Confucius and Mencius nodded: "With the total value of 10,000 monthly tickets, the possibility of incorrect brushing has been basically eliminated.

And now everyone knows that after being framed, the other party will definitely swipe it back, so there is no reason for the person swiping the ticket to not know."

"You mean..."

McCarthy and Long Aotian looked at each other, and at the same time looked at the 3rd of the previous new book monthly ticket, and the 2nd now.

Title: "There is a second sword"; Author: Sword Nanshan!

The land of Sichuan and Sichuan has always been popular for hot pot.

In a single rental house, two men are sitting opposite each other on both sides of a folding table.

"Come on, Nanshan, try our Sichuan Sichuan specialty, spicy millet pepper! This taste, you will never forget it."

On the opposite side, Jiannanshan shook his head quickly after hearing the words: "Dongli, I really can't do it. This week I came to you, except for hot pot or hot pot. After eating chili, still chili, sizzle~~~

My chrysanthemum has been hot and painful now."

"Hahahaha, what are you afraid of? Do you know what Bashu is most famous except for hot pot? Anorectal Hospital! Don't worry, if something goes wrong, everything is done with a minimally invasive procedure."

Jiannanshan: "..."

"Don't be this expression, you are now on the new book fire, eat a hot pot to celebrate what happened? By the way, now the new book monthly ticket list is now third, right?"

Speaking of this, Jiannanshan's ecstatic face was tortured by the spicy millet pepper, with a rare expression of excitement: "It's not the third, it's the second, and it will be the first immediately."

"Really? That's amazing? That's a good celebration, wait a moment...

Look, this is the shabu-shabu that I have kept for many years. It is also called devil spicy. The spicy flavor it contains is known as the world's first. I have never been willing to eat it."

Jiannanshan: "..."

To the pepper, the two raised their glasses frequently, and soon became dizzy.

Dongli blushed and asked, "I said Nanshan, remember that this is the second time you won the new book monthly ticket list, right? I don't know when I will be as good as you!"

I don't know if the drink is a little high or because it is too excited, Jian Nanshan laughed:

"Brother Dongli, we all write web articles. You are not worse than me in terms of level."

"But what's the use? I've been on the new book list eight times, and third six times. I have never seen the first place look like!"

"Isn't it easy to want to be number one? Tell you a little secret. My two new book lists are not based on skills, but little tricks."

"Small means?"

"That's right!" Jian Nanshan, who was drinking high, didn't notice, and the erratic eyes of Dongli next to him had returned to clarity.

"I remember two years ago, when I was third, I was 800 votes worse than the second, and 2000 votes worse than the first.

Seeing beyond hopelessness, I thought of a way to help the first place with a monthly pass.

At that time, Hong Huang just announced the monthly ticket data fraud and punishment system. I only wanted to try it. I didn't expect it to be successful.

What's even more funny is that just when I was about to kill the second place by the same method, before I started, he was retaliated to death by the first.

In the end, I paid a share of money, but did two things. This is called killing two birds with one stone.

But this time, I released a new book again, and the monthly pass happened to be third again!

Ouch, why are you hitting me?"