The system invites me to be a teacher

"The matter will start from a month ago. It is reported that the man is not a local in Shanghai, but a middle school teacher in Zhongzhou. He came to Shanghai to participate in the National Youth Poetry Competition..."

The news uses a statement tone to tell the ins and outs of the matter, plain and profound.

Confucius and Mencius didn’t know until now that it was a misunderstanding when the police sent out.

After reading it in one go, Confucius and Mencius' expression kept changing. His first reaction was: This is a big game.

Because according to this reporter named Chen Meng, everything else is true except for his own name and Zhiyuan Middle School.

A middle school teacher jumped off a building after being chased by fans for a novel. Is this considered a non-mainstream non-mainstream job?

The only thing that made him thankful was that although this picture was clear, Confucius's face was a little deformed because he was in the air, and he couldn't see himself if he didn't look closely.

From this point, we can also see the professionalism of the reporter Chen Meng. From the origin of the name to the recognition of the real person in the picture, the obscuration method was used to deal with it. As long as Confucius and Mencius did not take the initiative to stand up, the matter could be subdued for at most a week. .

This is also a method used by reporters without the consent of the parties to avoid possible portrait disputes.

Just about to breathe a sigh of relief, Zheng Mao immediately reminded: "Teacher, I'm not talking about news, but the comments below."

"Comment?" Kong and Meng stunned, and quickly turned to the bottom of the page.

Then he was stunned, because there were nearly 10,000 comments in the comment section of this news:

"Haha, the middle school teacher writes a novel. I just want to use one word to evaluate this matter: can we show it a bit more?"

"The school in Zhongzhou? Why isn't it the famous Shanghai? Why!"

"Who can tell me the coordinates of the other party's school? I want to transfer.

——Because following such a teacher, I can always shout 666 for him behind him!"

"It makes sense upstairs, let's go together!"

"Go +1 together!"

"Go with +2!"

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Confucius and Mencius: "..."

He browsed one by one, but he felt a little strange, except for the expected sand sculpture netizens who used to blow water, it seemed to be nothing!

Unexpectedly, in the next moment, he turned to a long commentary called "Qingjiang Fish":

"Hello everyone, I'm Qingjiangyu, maybe you don't know me, but it doesn't matter, as long as you know my profession, I am a sports coach.

To be honest, I was very upset today. I coached the team members in training yesterday. I was busy until 2 am, but it was only 5:30. Our leader called up and told me that he had found a top-level long jump seedling. Let me take a look.

Although reluctant, I opened this shocking news, and then I was shocked.Flying across the floor, is there such a fierce man in the world?

Maybe you don’t understand what I mean by "macroman". Now let me explain.

Have you seen the posture of this'middle school teacher'?Raise your hands high, and your feet are stepped in front and back. This is the most standard cloud-sliding step in the long jump posture.

'Taking Clouds and Steps'-the advanced version of'Air Steps', only a few top long jumpers can master the long jump skills in the air.

Why say it is very individual?

This is because the “cloud sliding step” has a very obvious feature compared with the “air sliding step”, that is, the athlete’s standing jump is at least 1.6 meters.

Anyone who knows a little about the long jump rules knows that if one wants to jump long, one must jump high.

Only more than 1.6 meters can make more aerial movements and qualify to compete with the world's top athletes.

Speaking of this, some people cannot help but start cheering. Congratulations to Hua Guo for adding another athlete!

But, I still have to pour everyone a pot of cold water-you think too much, this is fake.

What I said false did not refer to the actions of this'middle school teacher'. On the contrary, his actions were impeccable and perfect.

So what I want to say is that the picture itself, more accurately, is the environment in which the picture is located.

I wonder if you have paid attention to another issue, that is, the distance between this Anxin Hotel and the building across the road.

16.25 meters!

What is this concept?

Let's release another data to everyone. The current world record for the rapid long jump is 8.95 meters.And kept being a black man.

Speaking of this, some people must have understood that, yes, although jumping from a building looks more thrilling, but in the final analysis, it is still inseparable from the category of rapid long jump.

Although the heights of the two buildings are different, this'middle school teacher' used some technical moves that did not comply with the long jump rules, but no matter how he changed, if his rapid long jump score exceeded 10 meters, he would not be successful.

I rushed to break 10 meters long jump, please, although I am an average person in the coaching circle, I am not stupid.

If anyone can really achieve this feat, I will live broadcast from the palace immediately; set flag.jpg!

Therefore, in summary, there is only one truth-this picture is false.

Fake, fake, fake!

The important thing is said three times.

Okay, everyone is gone. I am going to talk about a scam news from beginning to end, and then all kinds of exclamations and licks are really meaningless.

the above."

The finger continued to slide, and sure enough, the netizen's comment immediately changed.

"I'm going, fake? No way?"

"Of course it's fake. Do you want to doubt the professionalism of an athletics coach?"

"Upstairs, I have to question what you said. Apart from the hurdles, are our country's track and field coaches professional? Cut... But I believe what the "Qingjiangyu" coach said."

"Uh……"

"I also agree, because I have evidence. Last year I went to Shanghai on a business trip and stayed at Anxin Hotel. I know how wide those two buildings are. I know better than anyone. Don't say rushing for a long jump. Give you a shot. Can't jump over."

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After turning over it for a long time, Confucius and Mencius discovered that the reason why there are so many comments on this news about himself is that in addition to his feat of flying across the sky, the long comment "Qingjiangyu" also contributed.

Although some people said that they had witnessed the whole process at that time, they were nothing compared to the average netizens all over the country.

But this does not mean that the "Qingjiangyu" view has an advantage, because this is Tencent News.

Although most of the online media are headline parties, it is extremely common to use the multiple meanings of headlines to sensationalize, distort facts, and make things smaller and larger.

But the headline party phenomenon also illustrates another fact, that is, what they are reporting is the absolute fact.

Otherwise, everyone will write scribbles directly in the text, which is definitely more eye-catching than just a headline.

Therefore, Tencent dared to put this incident on the headlines, and it must have been repeatedly verified.

Now the question is, whether the official media that has been repeatedly verified is reliable, or Qingjiangyu's analysis based on facts is credible...

Everyone's mind is a bit messy.

Putting down the phone, seeing the three Zheng Mao staring straight at him, Kong and Meng smiled bitterly: "What do you think of me like this?"

Zheng Mao asked curiously: "Teacher, can you tell me how you did it? Is it related to the light work in Shaolin Boxing?"

Other netizens do not believe it, but Zheng Mao and the trio know that this report really cannot be true.

So there is only one question left, how did Confucius and Mencius do it?

And according to Qing Jiangyu, if Confucius and Mencius are now participating in the long jump competition, wouldn't they be the winners of the nines?