The system invites me to be a teacher

Fang Qiong doesn't think Confucius and Mencius are stupid. Who can say that he is a fool who can write "On the Moon"?

She is just very strange.

After knowing what song he sang, Fang Qiong knew the complexity of the background music of this song better than anyone.

For such a background sound, even the most professional accompanist needs at least 10 people.

But Confucius and Mencius were alone, and they used improvised musical instruments...

In fact, Fang Qiong was ready to sing a cappella when she knew she needed to bring her own instrument.

Anyway, she relies on her voice to sing. Compared with other players, the influence of background music is not that big.

While thinking about it, the beautiful host’s announcement sounded: "Like the masculine straight man, the following song is still Mongolian. Let us welcome the "I'm from the Grassland" brought to you by the Dragon and Phoenix Legend!"

To myself?Fang Qiong's heart suddenly tightened, but before he could think about it, he was taken out by Confucius and Mencius.

Hearing the news, Jiang Zhe fainted.

I'm going. You guys didn't have enough sweetness just now. Come?

It is not that Jiang Zhe has no confidence in the upcoming pair, but he discovered that the lead singer in the Legend of Dragon and Phoenix is ​​actually a female voice.

The female voice sings the grassland?Is that good?

Fang Tiantian sneered: "I seem to have heard someone say that the women in the grassland are all female men.

This girl has seen pure men just now, but I don’t know how a female man is a Chinese?Do you know how to act like a baby?"

Jiang Zhe: "..."

He glanced at the two women: "Two, I have no grievances with you, do you need to be so against me?"

Hearing what he said, Chen Meng, who had been silent for a long time, snorted: "Who said I have no grievances with you? If it weren't for you..."

"Ahem..." She was interrupted by Fang Tiantian when she was half talking, "Yes, we have no grievances, but that was before.

This girl hates people who like nonsense the most in her life, so we have enemies."

"Who is talking nonsense?" Jiang Zhe's eyes widened. "I, Jiang Zhe, are recognized as'the honest little man who has something to say'!"

Fang Tiantian could hardly bend over when she heard the words and smiled: "'If you have something to say, the honest little man'? Just you?"

"Why, no way?"

"Yes, the premise is that you have to change your phrase'Prairie pure man' to'Prairie doughnut'!"

"You... the two men just now are just special cases. The special cases don't represent all. You don't even know this, do you?"

"Really? I just don't know how the next Dragon Wind Legend will be? Is the style enough for a man? Don't it be a special case? By the way, you have enough special cases in the grassland."

"You... absolutely impossible, this time "I'm From the Grassland" must be a female version."

"Tsk tusk, there are really not many prairie men like you now. Since you insist on your own opinion, dare you make a bet with me?"

"Bet, what to bet?"

"Betting on the singing of "I'm From the Prairie", if this song belongs to the uninhibited sect, this girl solemnly apologizes to you just now.

But if the style is still graceful and clear, you have to promise this girl one thing, how about it?"

"Promise you one thing? What's the matter?" Jiang Zhe immediately became vigilant, "You don't want me to agree with me?"

Fang Tiantian: "..."

She said in a bad mood: "Hey, I didn't expect that you are not only ugly, but also beautiful.

Let me tell you, even if this girl is single for a lifetime, she can't find you like this.

If you are too lazy to talk nonsense with you, just say you dare, motherfucker!"

As soon as he heard the word "niangpao", Jiang Zhe's face immediately blushed, "Dare, why not? I made a bet on Timur. Let me say yes. If you lose, you must bow to me sincerely and apologize. ."

"That's what you said." Fang Tiantian glanced at Chen Meng, with a tricky smile on her face.

Chen Meng also nodded, of course she knew what Fang Tiantian meant.

The other party started with ridicule and ridicule, back and forth for such a big circle, with only one purpose, to let Jiang Zhe revoke the ten-thousand-word long comment and apologize.

Although this did not change Tencent's decision, it at least made myself ill.

"puff--

Hahahaha, this girl is laughing so hard!"Fang Tiantian, who had just come out of the talk, suddenly sprayed Jiang Zhe with juice in her mouth.

Jiang Zhe stared at each other angrily, but saw that the beautiful woman Fang was looking at the front stage.

He immediately looked in the direction where the other person was looking, and then froze.

Because there is a man walking in the middle of stage 5, the man is tall and handsome.

But Jiang Zhe is not concerned about this, but about him.

This person's body is actually covered with musical instruments, like a natural musical instrument stand.

Fang Tiantian said next to him: "Hey, I said that you prairie people are getting more and more weird. They were just sweet and awkward just now. Now they are directly changed to non-mainstream. He doesn't want to play prairie rock, right?"

Jiang Zhe: "..."

The young man's gaze was a bit dull, at this moment, he almost questioned his hometown.

Could it be that the Mongolian heroic style I have been in contact with since I was young is fake?

This time the sluggish person is not only Jiang Zhe, but also all the audience.

In fact, although the performance of the masculine and straight man was well received, many people are very clear in their hearts that the group is suspected of selling dog meat.

If it weren't for the other party's singing is really good, let alone 99, 69 is enough.

Does the man on the stage think that as long as he plays the Mongolian flag, he can score high?

If this is the case, you are wrong. You want us to shout loudly. It's not just a clever trick and just slap your body with musical instruments.

Even what we hate most is such clever people.

The atmosphere suddenly quieted down.

Everyone has made up their minds secretly, as long as the performance of the other party's song is average, let's let you know what is meant by'silence is better than sound'!

At this moment, the young man on the stage suddenly moved, and he took a long breath, put the saxophone, flute, and Xiao pipe in his hand into his mouth at the same time, and then blew it hard.

And his right hand also hit the snare drum around his waist.

Audience: "???"

What does this person want to do?Show posture or show flamboyant?

It’s just that they didn’t wait for them to think more, and the explosive rhythm sounded instantly:

"Hum, pum, pum, pum..."

There is also a male voice humming haha...

Everyone was stunned, and for a long time, someone with a quick response burst into a foul language: Fuck!

Although most of the people present are more civilized and less swearing, at this moment, these two words still speak their aspirations.

No way, because anyone who knows a little musical instrument can hear that this cheerful background music is an ensemble of saxophone, flute, Xiaoguan, and snare drum.

And by listening carefully, you can find the shadow of each of the four musical instruments, but after emptying your head, you can't hear anything.

At this moment, they realized what it means to be impenetrable and what an instrument master is.

Playing musical instruments, one person controls two is rare, three is even more inexhaustible, and one person has four, and they can be perfectly blended together, absolutely unheard of.

No, not four, but five, because there is a Yaoqin beside the opponent's right foot...

Before everyone showed more admiration, another female voice suddenly resounded around:

I am a thousand mountains away, listening to the wind sing the sound of nature

The years have changed and the mind is still at ease

I'm singing thousands of miles away, the bright moon is with me

The distance is waiting for me, my heart is surging

My dream is here, the future blooms for me

The sky began to pale, the footsteps were so brisk

I want love to come, don’t be lonely and dust

Unbeaten in my heart is wonderful

...

Everyone: "..."