The system invites me to be a teacher

But soon, the audience understood that the program group was right, and that this was the form of a two-person talk show.

Zheng Wanqing stood on the main stage, her beautiful face was full of smiles: "Hello everyone, this is "The more beautiful the happier", I am the host Zheng Wanqing, next to this is my assistant preserved egg."

Preserved Egg: "Hello everyone, you can call me Pipi."

After a brief greeting, Zheng Wanqing went on to say: "Maybe you don't know. When I heard the Shanghai Satellite TV invite me to talk about the talk show, I was completely confused.

Talk show?What is that, so I rejected it.

As a result, Assistant Wu hugged my thigh and refused to let it go, crying and shouting that he had to let me over, and said that there was no way to pick me up and down the whole journey. I had no choice but to come."

Hearing this, Wu Di, who was watching in the audience, shook her head helplessly. He didn't expect this Ms. Zheng to have a strong vengeance.

The preserved egg next to him looked puzzled: "Mr. Zheng, Mr. Zheng...weakly ask, when did we take the special plane? Why don't I remember?"

Zheng Wanqing glanced at him: "We are sitting together, think about it again."

The preserved egg frowned and thought for a long time: "I'm obviously on a train, a green-skinned one, oh, there seems to be a long time to pull a brick tractor."

Zheng Wanqing: "Isn't it a special plane to pull a brick tractor? Assistant Wu also reimbursed 5 yuan for the fare!"

preserved egg:"……"

Bang bang bang...

The audience laughed immediately. Don't think this Ms. Zheng is a girl, but she is not worse than Zhou Qingyang just now.

But Wu Di smiled helplessly. He thought Zheng Wanqing was telling the truth, but the burden became the truth again.

The key is that I can't say anything yet, because people are just talk shows.

When the applause subsided, Zheng Wanqing had no choice but to spread her hands: "Although I barely arrived in Shanghai, I still don't want to say that this time I won't, but Shanghai Satellite TV gave too little money, and this girl's voice is very expensive."

"Ahem... Sister Zheng, when was your voice expensive?" The preserved egg continued to puzzle.

Zheng Wanqing: "...when paying the phone bill."

preserved egg:"……"

Bang bang bang...

Zheng Wanqing: "Speaking of myself, you may not know that I used to be very fat, almost 200 catties."

The preserved egg stayed for a while: "Really?"

Zheng Wanqing nodded helplessly.

The preserved egg asked: "Then why did you lose weight?"

Zheng Wanqing was a little embarrassed: "Isn't it the age of marriage? My mother forced me to go on a blind date every day, but I saw a yellow one and another yellow one. My mother took it for granted that this happened because of mine. figure."

Preserved Egg: "So, Sister Zheng, your weight loss success is because of love?"

Zheng Wanqing shook her head: "No, I want to prove to her that I can't find it not only if I'm fat, but I can't find it if I'm thin."

preserved egg:"……"

Audience: "..."

Bang bang bang...

"In fact, when it comes to marriage issues, I have many female friends who are also very troubled, such as Cici.

Unlike most women who worship singleness, she wants to marry herself as soon as she works. In order to realize this dream, she reads poems and books, learns to paint, be kind to others, and establish the most perfect three views around her.

The result... still no one likes it."

Preserved egg: "Huh? Such a good girl, are all the men around you blind?"

Zheng Wanqing still shook her head: "No, because the men around me think that the five senses are more important than the three views."

preserved egg:"……"

Audience: "..."

Bang bang bang...

Zheng Wanqing: "Of course, Cici is just one of the more special ones."

Hearing this, the preserved egg patted his chest: "That's it, that's okay, are your remaining friends normal?"

Zheng Wanqing: "No, the rest are more special."

preserved egg:"……"

Zheng Wanqing spread her hands: "No way, this is the legendary being unsuccessful, especially Lily. I have broken up with her."

Preserved egg: "Why?"

Zheng Wanqing lamented: "Because her goal is to become a coquettish bitch."

preserved egg:"……"

"Well, such a person should indeed break up. Sister Zheng needs to be cautious when making friends!"

Unexpectedly, Zheng Wanqing shook her head: "I broke up with her because she actually gave up her goal."

preserved egg:"?"

Almost for an instant, the eyes of the preserved egg lit up: "Really? Sister Zheng...Look, I've been single now, can you introduce her to me."

Zheng Wanqing smiled and looked at her assistant: "Are you sure?"

"Uh..." The preserved egg suddenly had a bad premonition, "This... Sister Zheng, why did she give up her goal?"

"Because she tried her best and only half finished."

"Half done?"

"She found that she was not coquettish enough."

preserved egg:"……"

"..."

Bang bang bang...

As the two sang and said, the applause grew louder and louder. Everyone who was a little tired after watching Zhou Qingyang's performance was cheered up again.

No way, it is really wonderful what the girl said.

It's just that one person at the scene has a completely different mood, he is Zhou Qingyang.

To be honest, it was different from Zheng Wanqing's look of anger after he knew Wu Di had been supporting six families. Zhou Qingyang's first reaction when he knew the news was heartening.

In his view, Shanghai Satellite TV's doing this just shows that they attach importance to the art form of talk show.

If Wu Di just finds himself and asks him to record it for two hours and then stop work, he is very worried that he might terminate the cooperation with the other party.

The reason why he was excited was not that he would lose, on the contrary, he never thought about the possibility of losing.

Shanghai Satellite TV found another five, which is just a touchstone for his success.

For example, today, the person in charge of Wanqing Entertainment, after many years of social experience, he can see at a glance that the other party is the kind of daughter who has good family conditions and is just a ticket for talk shows.

This made him very regretful. He thought he would meet a strong opponent, but turned out to be a weak chicken.

He imagined that the two sides fought fiercely, and then each had a victory or defeat. In the end, after everyone was exhausted, the idea of ​​one more hit to win the final victory was destined to be impossible.

With the invincible posture of a single fox seeking defeat, Zhou Qingyang completed his gorgeous performance.

Just when he was about to wait for the other party to give up with a detached mentality, Zheng Wanqing not only chose to play, but also the other party's action lines...

Did you lose?How is this possible?

If it is someone else, they will definitely wait for a response from Shanghai Satellite TV to determine the final result.

But Zhou Qingyang would not think so.

As an excellent talk show actor, how could he not be able to tell the pros and cons of a talk show?

After Zheng Wanqing appeared on the stage, it seemed to be a self-defeating small chat, but he found that what the other party said were all about the theme of women.

As for myself, I put it together. Although it still looks funny, it is only funny. Looking at the whole show, it is similar before and after. A common saying is that it lacks soul.

He can even judge that everything Zheng Wanqing said before is just foreshadowing. As the show progresses, the degree of excitement has definitely increased exponentially.

Sure enough, Zheng Wanqing said a few more jokes and said: "When it comes to women, marriage problems are always unavoidable.

Some people think that because of the double impact of traditional concepts and the basic national policy of family planning, there are more men than women in society, so most singles are now men.

I want to tell you that you are wrong, and you are so wrong.

In the first-tier cities, especially the three super cities of Beijing, Shanghai and Shenzhen, the number of single young women far exceeds that of single young men.

The reason for all this has nothing to do with the ratio of men to women. It depends on the unique characteristics of both men and women.

Because men like contentment and Changle, while women like to choose.

Believe it or not, you can just go to the clothing store. For men, either suits or sports and leisure.

And women...ahem, sorry, although I am also a woman, I can't tell how many styles of women's clothes are.

Even in order to record this episode, I made special statistics and found that when I finally thought that I had completed the statistics, new styles appeared immediately...

The same is true for choosing clothes, and so is choosing objects.

Most matchmaking companies entertain guests like this: ten male compatriots came, and the service staff took them to the blind date hall on the first floor, and then the male compatriots’ eyes lit up immediately-many girls, hello, my name is...

Nine out of ten people found someone to hold hands.

The remaining waiter took him to the blind date box on the second floor.

Then the male compatriot's eyes lit up, because he found that the female guests in the second floor box were much better than the first floor lobby. Soon, he succeeded in holding hands.

On the contrary, the female compatriots were solitary. Ten people first went to the lobby on the first floor. Nine of them thought the male guests here were not bad, but only two really chose to hold hands.

As for the remaining eight people, they said they would go to the second floor box to have a look.

Like the male compatriots, on the second floor, the female compatriots found that the male guests here were much better than the first floor, but only one succeeded in holding hands this time. The remaining seven people looked at the third floor.

The third floor is the VIP supreme private customized service. The female compatriots were surprised to find that the quality of the male guests here has risen to a new level. They are all successful people and business elites.

But this time there was no success. Everyone stepped up to the fourth floor stairs and found that the fourth floor... is the rooftop.

This example may seem ideal, but it is a fact.

I personally do not object to sisters picking and choosing when looking for objects. After all, everyone hopes to find a good husband who will always love him, and then get a happy marriage.

But what I want to say is that everyone must pay attention to the crow's feet in the corners of the eyes while choosing.

After all, time is not money. Once lost, you can never come back!

A 20-year-old woman is like a cherry, which is not necessarily delicious; a 30-year-old woman is like an apple, which is both good-looking and delicious; a 40-year-old woman is like a pineapple, which is not necessarily good. A 50-year-old woman is like a tomato. Are you... a fruit?

Speaking of this, some female compatriots will definitely ask: Sister Zheng, we women, don't we all have to wait for those stinky men to chase after?

Why do you listen to this, as if I am worried about marrying.

Sisters, I have a few years of experience to share with you. When we are as tall as a peacock with the excuse of "sorrowful marriage", it is not how arrogant we are, but we have not met people who let ourselves be entrusted for life.

To those so-called objects who are ordinary and have no feelings, please say "no" out loud!

But when you really meet someone who can make your heart move, make you think about it day and night, and make you feel awkward, please immediately put aside the little pride and act immediately.

Again, time is precious, beauty is easy to grow old, courage is essential.

At the age of 20, we are young and beautiful, but we are not guilty or courageous; at the age of 30, we are guilty but still not courageous; we at the age of 40 are also guilty and courageous, but we can look back – no thief Up!

How terrible is A World Without Thieves?"

Pop, pop, pop—

Unlike the previous one, this time the applause lasted for three full minutes, and the palms of many female compatriots who felt the same way turned red.

Zhou Qingyang was stunned.

Based on his experience, Zheng Wanqing said that this part of her performance has come to an end.

Of course, since he is determined to lose, it is not so important for him to end.

What surprised him was Zheng Wanqing's language style.

Different from the whole laughter, the other party was burdened at first, but when it came to the climax, he began to show facts and reason, occasionally selling cute, it was just a sentence-like witty.

This is completely beyond his understanding of talk shows.

In Zhou Qingyang's view, the talk show is all kinds of baggage, all kinds of jokes, without the baggage and jokes, is it still called a talk show?

But in this way, he always felt that there was something missing in his carefully arranged program.

He tried to make changes by adding baggage and refining the language, but the results got worse.

Now, he somewhat understood.

There is no rule, saying that a talk show must be laughed all the way, it can create a burden, of course, it can also be used to express emotions and move people with emotion.

Because what can most trigger resonance in a person's soul is never a joke.

This applies to tragedy as it applies to comedy.

An artist once said that comedy is an art form with tears in laughter, in which one third is laughter and seventy is tears.

Zhou Qingyang never understood the meaning of this sentence until this moment.

Take a deep breath, because the haze after losing to Zheng Wanqing instantly relaxes.

Although he failed this time, Zhou Qingyang has gained even greater gains. He even believes that after today, his attainments on talk shows will definitely rise to the next level.

In time, the talk show industry in China will surely have a place of its own!

Thinking of this, he stood up and gave Zheng Wanqing, the competitor's warmest applause.

At the same time, Zheng Wanqing also saw Zhou Qingyang's actions. Although she didn't know the purpose of this competitor's doing this, she nodded to the other party and gestured with the most sincere smile.