The system invites me to be a teacher

"Bet-question? How do you want to bet?" The boy with thick glasses suddenly became interested.

Of course, what he is interested in is not the question, but the "gambling" in front of the question. With just one sentence, his nature is undoubtedly exposed.

Zhen Tiehan didn't answer, but clapped his hands lightly, only to see Long Aotian and Fang Zhenyuan moving out a red box, which looked like a lottery box.

Zhen Tiehan introduced: "Each lottery ticket in this lottery box represents a certain problem in a certain book in the next 10 years that I must write (all disciplines).

Our game rules are like this, you draw a lottery ticket, and then find the corresponding question based on the lottery ticket and answer it.

When you answer a mistake, you must buy any of these books, and then continue the draw to solve the next question.

Three consecutive errors, that is, you purchased three books and the game is over."

The boy with thick glasses said: "What if I answered correctly?"

"When you answer a question correctly, I will give you three books for free. You can choose to end the game directly or continue to answer the question.

Of course, every time you answer a question correctly, you will get three free books."

"Hua..."

Before the boy with thick spectacles could speak, the onlookers were in an uproar.

Because it was the weekend, most of the people present were high school students.

As young people at this stage, no one knows the content of the tutorial books they usually use better than them.

They all say that learning is difficult and the college entrance examination is difficult, but they are very clear that the so-called difficulty refers to getting scores that exceed the first or second level.

If you only talk about questions, most people can still do most of the questions as long as they are not a complete scumbag.

Therefore, as long as the luck is not bad and you can directly draw 10% of the finale, you have a great hope of winning.

Some self-proclaimed students even think that they can win all the books in this booth.

Although everyone is not interested in buying supplementary textbooks, and who knows to avoid them subconsciously, if you get them for free, you will feel different.

Not to mention that by doing the questions, there is no sense of accomplishment?

Just when everyone thought that the teenager with thick glasses would agree without hesitation, the other party shook his head:

"I said, I lack everything now, that is, there is no shortage of counseling materials, so don't talk about sending me three books, even sending me 30 books, I am not interested."

The crowd around the audience was surprised when they heard the words: Damn, is this such an iron?

Zhen Tiehan only smiled slightly at what he said: "You don't want books, it's okay, you can convert them into money."

"Money?" The boy with thick glasses was puzzled.

"That's right!" Zhen Tiehan pointed to the book behind him, "I have to write questions in these 10 years. The lowest price is 23.9 yuan and the highest price is 32.9.

Just press the highest price, one 32.9, three 98.7, rounded up to exactly 100.

In other words, if you answer a question correctly, you can also choose to take away 100 yuan."

The eyes of thick spectacles that had been disdainful for a moment lit up: "100 yuan for a question? Really?"

"What are you doing?"

"Then I get one question right, or continue to choose to answer the next one, and then loop endlessly? Until the total number of wrong questions is equal to 3?"

"No!" Zhen Tiehan waved his hand.

The boy with thick spectacles was taken aback, and then sighed. He knew that the other party must have countermeasures.

Who knows Zhen Tiehan said: "Answer the right questions, take money, and endless loops are all right, but the rules for wrong questions are wrong.

It's not that the total number of wrong questions reaches the end of three, but three consecutive mistakes, which is the legendary three consecutive knees, and then the game ends."

"Enough--"

Everyone was shocked again, and everyone knew in their hearts that although most of the test questions could be made by themselves, many of them were not able to do it.

In other words, if you go up by yourself, you will lose out in less time.

But if it is three consecutive mistakes, it is completely different. I believe that as long as one's luck is not too bad, it is not impossible to persist for an hour or two.

And how much money can I win in an hour or two?

It's exciting just thinking about it.

Since the Zhen Tiehan on the booth let the boy play with thick glasses, that is to say, he can also participate.

Their only worry now is: How long can the thick spectacle lens last on stage? This product will not always win and always win, right?

This way, there is nothing wrong with myself.

Obviously, the boy with thick spectacles also thought of this, so he focused on it from a different perspective: "Really? You won't lie to me? Besides, do you have that much money?"

Zhen Tiehan smiled faintly upon hearing this, and waved his hand again.

Long Aotian and Fang Zhenyuan took out another box and opened the lid.

"Oh oh oh..."

The crowd was in an uproar again, because there was a bundle in this box, which turned out to be all hundred yuan bills.

Zhen Tiehan said indifferently: "For this book signing event, I have prepared 1 million. If you have the ability, you will win it all."

Teenager with thick glasses: "..."

When the young man heard the number of 1 million, the first sentence he said was: "What are you waiting for? Get the lottery box quickly!"

The five fingers were stirring rapidly in the lottery box. At the urging of everyone, the boy with thick glasses finally grabbed a paper lottery.

When I opened it with anxiety, I saw the words "Chinese; 3; 23; 1" written on it.

Handed to Zhen Tiehan puzzled, Zhen Tiehan smiled and said: "This is the third book of the Chinese subject, 23 pages, and the first question in the order."

With that, he walked to the bookshelf behind him, took a light look, and pulled out one.

"Congratulations, it's a collection of test papers for the first grade unit."

Hearing this, the boy with thick spectacles was relieved.

If it is a science subject such as mathematics, he may not be able to do it at all, but as for Chinese, he can write a little bit, as long as the core idea does not go too far, that is correct.

Zhen Tiehan opened it but was taken aback.

"What's the matter?" The boy with thick glasses stretched out his head hurriedly, and then he became dull, because there was only one question on page 23 of the book.

It is a composition.

He was a little embarrassed: "You can't let me do a composition on the spot, right? And how do you distinguish between right and wrong with composition?"

Zhen Tiehan was also a little embarrassed, which was something he never expected when he held a book sale event.

An 800-word essay takes half an hour at the fastest. Even if a teenager with thick spectacles is willing to calm down and write, it is estimated that few people around the audience will be patient to read it.

What? If you say that if you are impatient, you will be impatient and just leave.

That won't work!

Student Zhen painstakingly designed such a betting activity, for what?

Give everyone money?Book sale?

Obviously none of them. What he wants is popularity and reputation. If everyone is gone, the popularity and reputation will naturally disappear.

Another point is to judge right or wrong.

As mentioned in the previous article, any middle school student, even one of the five scums, can write a decent composition.

So should such works be right or wrong?

In desperation, he had to look at Confucius and Mencius.

The experience of this period of time made him understand a truth, and it is not wrong to find Teacher Kong.

Confucius and Mencius were also thinking about this matter at the time they spoke.

He smiled and said: "Well, this classmate, you don't need to write, just tell your thoughts on this composition and how you plan to write it.

You can speak freely, as long as the analysis is proper and organized, we will consider you right."

"That's it, it's no problem at all." The boy with thick glasses smiled. In his opinion, Confucius and Mencius' request was all about sending money.

After pondering for a moment, the boy smiled and said, "Although this composition has only one word for'dry', it is a very divergent topic.

It can be written as a narrative, explanatory, argumentative, or novel, poem, comedy, or other.

In fact, the novels and narratives here are the best to write, but similar styles are OK in junior high school, and high school is not easy to get high scores.

I have always acted very steadily, so I choose thesis.

The essence of argumentative essays, as the name suggests, consists of only four words: quotation-discussion-connection-connection.

Quotation, that is, quotation, starts with about 50 characters, expounds the word'dry', and polishes it with the help of famous poems and quotes to enhance the compelling style.

'The bird died of bitter heat, and the fish in the pond ran out of mud.Thousands of people are still there, but only Haolai.

I don't agree with food.Suiran at the beginning of Zhenguan, it is difficult to keep up with the numbers.

This is my opening poem.

The addition is to discuss the drought, and my idea is to illustrate through comparison.

Let me talk about the weakness in ancient times during the drought, then describe the effective measures that modern people use to combat drought with scientific and technological power, and then praise the theme of'science and technology are the primary productive forces'.

Lian, namely Lenovo, is mainly for illustration..."

The boy with thick spectacles talked freely, full of self-confidence.

The audience was fascinated and exclaimed. They never expected that this little boy who looked thin and could be bullied was still a schoolmaster.

Sure enough, people can't look like.

"Knot, refer to the conclusion, and the ending can be echoed. Of course, it must be the same as the opening, and write as gorgeous as possible.

In this way, you can get 50 points for casual.My statement is over."

He confidently looked at Confucius, Mencius, Zhen Tiehan and others, and the meaning was obvious: take the money, 100 yuan!

Unexpectedly, Zhen Tiehan, Long Aotian, Fang Zhenyuan and others looked at each other, and suddenly laughed.

As a teacher, Confucius didn't smile, but he shook his head helplessly.

The boy with thick spectacles suddenly became anxious: "Why, can I not do this composition? Don't think of denying, everyone on the scene can testify."

Others also agreed. Although they were not playing on their own, the boy with thick spectacles had the same stance as himself, and everyone naturally spoke to him.

Zhen Tiehan smiled and said: "I'm not saying that your composition is not good. In fact, I know after listening to you. As long as you write what you want, let alone 50 points, 55 points are fine.

If you play well, it is not impossible to get a full score composition title."

"then you……"

"Look at the title again. With a friendly reminder, you must be careful when reviewing the question, especially the font. You must read it clearly."

Teenager with thick glasses: "?"

He took the unit test and read it again in confusion, no problem!

and many more……

Almost in an instant, the face of the boy with thick spectacles turned pale, because the title of this composition turned out to be: Please write a composition with "morning" as the topic.

I have been talking about chirping for a long time, but I abruptly regarded "morning" as "drought."

Afraid that everyone would not understand, Zhen Tiehan took out a thick pile of unit tests and distributed it to the audience. After everyone figured out what was going on, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Even if it is early and drought, there is no one.

However, some people can't help but start thinking: If I change to myself, will I be wrong?

Not to mention, this probability is not small.

"Okay, I was wrong, and I also bought this book." The boy with thick glasses blushed, then said, "Now let's get the second question!"

Zhen Tiehan smiled and motioned to the other party to continue drawing lots, and soon another lottery number was released.

"Born (land); 9; 18; 4."

Because it was done once, the teenager with thick spectacles in the back already knew the meaning. He pointed to Sheng (land) and asked: What does it mean?

Zhen Tiehan said: "Are you a liberal arts or science?"

"liberal arts."

"Then it represents geography."

"Huh?" The boy with thick spectacles brightened his eyes. He didn't expect the other party to be very sweet.

In the eyes of the boy with thick spectacles, he was most likely to succumb to the three subjects, which he even suspected was a trap deliberately arranged by the opponent.

The result was directly ruled out.

Taking the book and finding the question, Zhen Tiehan did it in one go. After confirming the correctness with the boy with thick glasses, he said, "Please answer."

Nodded, the teenager with thick spectacles stared into the book. This geography question is very simple: ask, when was the WeChat startup screen shot?

After 3 seconds, the boy with thick glasses: "?"

WeChat splash screen?Is it so grounded?

As the social software with the most users in China, everyone on WeChat knows it, and naturally they have seen the splash screen.

It's just that most people treat it as a screensaver, and few people observe it carefully, and the teenagers with thick glasses are no exception.

But that’s okay. The college entrance examination is based on the students’ knowledge, not observation, so this question is very intimate with a picture next to it.

The pictures are in color, very clear and lifelike. You can't do it, and you can't find a reason to throw the pot.

So the boy with thick spectacles was embarrassed because he realized that he could not...

Different from the wrong question just now, this time it really won't, not only won't, he can't even figure out the intention of the person who wrote the question.

While the boy with thick spectacles was depressed, all the onlookers nearby also got the sample book, and then...

"Fuck!"

"No? Is this really a geography problem?"

"I suspect that my geography teacher studies astronomy, so I like to pat the moon for fun."

"..."

The boy with thick spectacles sighed again. He looked at Zhen Tiehan: "Congratulations, you won again this time. I will buy this book.

However, can you tell me how to do this problem?Otherwise I will not sleep tonight."

Other onlookers also cheered up. It's not that everyone present was all liberal arts students about to take the college entrance examination, but such a weird question, they wanted to hear how to solve it.

Zhen Tiehan waved his hand: "Don't ask me about this. First of all, I am studying science. Secondly, I am only a sophomore this year. Finally, I am color blind and cannot read pictures."

Teenager with thick glasses: "..."

He was thinking that the other party was taking a question that had no answer at all, so he listened to Zhen Tiehan:

"However, although I cannot answer, Teacher Kong can, because he wrote these books. Now please listen to what he says."

When everyone heard the words, they couldn't help but look at Confucius and Mencius again. Just now Confucius and Mencius said about the scoring rules for composition. Everyone thought he was just an ordinary teacher. They didn't expect...

Confucius and Mencius smiled faintly, not nonsense: "Please look at this picture carefully. It is not difficult to see from the picture that the southern hemisphere is blocked by thick clouds at this time, and the coasts of the entire African continent are very clear.

The Arabian Peninsula is located in the northeast corner of Africa. The huge island on the east coast of Africa is Madagascar. The Asian continent is located outside the northeast horizon. The observation point is on the moon and the Antarctic circle is very daylight.

Then let's look at the position on the top of this picture. From the center, the surface position is about 30° south latitude, and the longitude is calculated as 30°, which may actually be between 30° and 40°.

From the light, it can be inferred that the moon is roughly between the sun and the earth at this time, and this moon phase will probably occur on the first day of each lunar calendar.

Then the moon is in the south and the light is directly at the southernmost point. In order to make the moon directly at the southernmost point, when the white-red angle is the largest, the moon and the sun must move to the southernmost point on the left at the same time.

At this moment, the sun is directly at about 30° south latitude of the earth, and the sun is directly near the Tropic of Capricorn, so that the moon is located in the middle of the sun and earth, it is possible to meet the'new moon' condition and also meet the'moon southernmost condition', that is, the winter solstice!

Understand?"

Teenager with thick glasses: "..."

Everyone: "..."

At this moment, there are only two words in everyone's mind: Niubi!