The system invites me to be a teacher

Seeing Confucius and Mencius lying on the ground like a dead dog, Andy Lau wanted to say something, but he still did not speak for a long time.

After taking a breath, Confucius and Mencius finally couldn't help but curiously asked: "Uncle Liu, how do you exercise your body? Can you teach me?"

After listening to Confucius and Mencius, Andy Lau's face was blank: "Exercise? What exercise?"

"Just exercise! Such as running, leapfrogging, strength training, endurance training, flexibility training and so on."

Confucius and Mencius said, his eyes lit up instantly because he suddenly thought of a question.

Some time ago, he went to Shanghai Sports School to visit Aries, but he had a little conflict with a few Japanese athletes.

In order to suppress the opponent and promote the national prestige, Confucius and Mencius used the system props to win the opponent fiercely once.

Although the scene at that time was very enjoyable, the Japanese athletes also left in disgrace.

But to be honest, what Confucius and Mencius did was not glorious. After all, his behavior was cheating.

To be honest, Confucius and Mencius didn't want to cheat, he also wanted to win the other party openly.

It's just limited by strength and conditions, and on my own side, I can't do it at all.

But now Confucius and Mencius saw hope.

What are track and field athletes fighting for?

It is nothing more than strength, speed and endurance.

Judging from his judgment, the Uncle Andy Lau in front of him, let alone talk about the durability of strength, definitely does not belong to those Japanese athletes.

If the opponent’s training method is introduced to Shanghai Sports School...

Confucius and Mencius have even seen that Chinese athletes slaughtered the heroes of the four sides in international sports events.

And one of the key points is Andy Lau's age.

In his fifties, the durability of strength is not weaker than that of the top athletes in his twenties, once again taking this exercise method to a great level.

Unexpectedly, after hearing what Confucius and Mencius said, Andy Lau shook his head and said with a dazed face: "What you said was done by the school kids in physical education class?

I am an old man who is busy planting crops every day, but I have no intention of doing this."

Confucius and Mencius: "?"

Busy farming?Confucius and Mencius would never believe this. Just kidding, if just farming can develop such a physique, then all athletes can go home and farm.

But he saw that Andy Lau's expression didn't seem to lie at all, so he didn't ask more.

Confucius and Mencius didn't want to offend each other because of this trivial matter.

And he will stay here for five years, and there is time to learn everything in it slowly, there is no need to worry.

The two spoke for a while, and Andy Lau said, "Mr. Kong, are you okay? If it's almost time, let's set off."

Confucius nodded and stood up slowly, but when he carried a backpack on his shoulders, his body suddenly staggered.

He couldn't help smiling wryly: "Uncle Liu, you have also seen it. It's not that I don't want to go, but that I really have no energy.

Andy Lau is also embarrassed. He knows the situation of Confucius and Mencius very well, but the vehicle storage area keeps the car up to ten o'clock in the evening.

It is too late at the current rate, and if it is later, the administrator of the depository will definitely ask him for more money.

It's just that he couldn't tell Confucius and Mencius, it was not easy for people to travel all the way to support education.

It would be too unkind if you care about the cost of vehicle storage.

Just as the scene fell into an embarrassing stalemate, Jiang Yun, who had been on the sidelines, said with some uncertainty: "Uncle Liu, do you have that kind of tricycle that carries passengers here?"

After walking on this section of the road, Jiang Yun is the best among the three.

Because of too much luggage, Confucius and Mencius and Andy Lau did not walk fast, so for Jiang Yun, who was empty-handed, it was no different from walking.

After listening to Jiang Yun's words, Kong and Meng's eyes lit up.

The passenger tricycle that the other party said is a common means of transportation in ordinary county towns. For example, this thing is very popular in Wei County.

Qingshan County is larger than Wei County in terms of population and scale, and it is unreasonable to be worse than Wei County in this respect.

Hearing Jiang Yun said this, Andy Lau's face was very embarrassed: "The passenger tricycle... yes, yes, but..."

"Is there such a tricycle?" Confucius and Mencius instantly became excited.

But when Andy Lau said that it was only, his heart was suddenly abrupt: "Just what? Is it special today that passenger tricycles are not open?"

Andy Lau said with a dry smile: "That's not true, there are many passenger tricycles in Qingshan County, but..."

Seeing the other party hesitating all the time, Confucius and Mencius couldn't help but feel a little anxious, "What is it? Say it!"

Andy Lau gritted his teeth, as if he had made a big determination: "These passenger tricycles are too expensive, so let's just walk over."

"Too expensive? How much does it cost?" Hearing this, Confucius and Mencius were incessantly shocked.

Although he has money in his hands, he grew up in the countryside, and he also adhered to the principle of saving a little bit.

If the people in this place really opened their mouths, he wouldn't slaughter his head just to make himself a little easier.

Andy Lau stretched out two fingers and said: "In Qingshan County, it usually costs one dollar to take a car, but because of the long distance, it is impossible for the other party to pull us without two dollars."

"Huh? You said two yuan?"

Confucius and Mencius suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Two yuan for this kind of soliciting tricycle is not too expensive, but too cheap.

You know, in the current Wei County, the starting price for getting on the bus is five yuan, and two yuan, that was all ten years ago.

But Andy Lau obviously misunderstood the expressions of Confucius and Mencius. He angrily said: "Teacher Kong also thinks it is very expensive, right? Two yuan can buy five catties of flour.

Only half a day can make five catties of flour, and there is no one in Qingshan County who has a darker heart than these guys."

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

"Uncle Liu, are you sure you said two yuan, not twenty?"

"What? Twenty?" Hearing what Confucius and Mencius said, Andy Lau jumped straight up. "He dare, which grandson dare to ask me for twenty yuan directly, and see if I won't cut him to death today."

...

After the two talked about it for a long time, Confucius and Mencius finally determined one thing.

That is to pull yourself and your luggage to the position of Andy Lau, really only two yuan can do it.

At this time, a tricycle came over. I didn't pay attention before. Now Confucius and Mencius don't want to miss such an opportunity.

Looking at Confucius and Mencius, throwing everything into the car, Andy Lau wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Sitting leisurely on the tricycle, Confucius and Mencius can enjoy the scenery of Qingshan County.

Because it is located in the southwest of China, it has both the warmth of the south of the Yangtze River and the coarse ore of the west. The combination of the two forms a different style of Qingshan from the Chinese.

While Andy Lau was not paying attention, Confucius and Mencius quietly asked Jiang Yun: "How did you know that there is a passenger tricycle here?"

Jiang Yun was a little embarrassed: "I wanted to see if there is a city bus here, but I accidentally discovered that many of the tricycles that came and went had the word "carrying passengers" written on them, so I asked one more question, but I didn't expect..."

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yun did not say what was behind, but Confucius and Mencius had already guessed seven or eight.

After a long silence, Jiang Yun suddenly whispered: "Teacher Kong, I'm really sorry, I don't know..."

Kong and Meng gave her a strange look: "I don't know what?"

Jiang Yun said: "I don't know if this is the test of Uncle Liu..."

Jiang Yun was still very vague, but Confucius and Mencius could still guess it.

Carrying large bags and small bags on the road for long distances, and spending two dollars on a tricycle is more comfortable than that. As long as you are not a fool, you can give the correct answer.

Then there is only one possibility for this, that is, this is the test that Yunxi hopes the school will give to Confucius and Mencius, to test whether his perseverance, tenacity, and perseverance meet the requirements of the school.

Obviously, Confucius and Mencius had already failed.

Confucius and Mencius didn't laugh bitterly either.

He abandoned the superior life of Zhiyuan Middle School and went to teach here specially, with the intention of contributing his own strength to the students here.

Unexpectedly, the ideal is beautiful and the reality is cruel. I tried so hard, and the result did not meet the requirements of others.

Reluctantly shook his head, leaving behind the thoughts in his mind, Confucius and Mencius cheered up.

They come, the security.

The matter of teaching at Yunxi Hope School was specially arranged by the national education department.

So even if the school here is dissatisfied with myself, it is not qualified to let myself leave.

At most, let yourself sit on the bench and don't commit to important tasks.

Although the speed of the passenger tricycle is not fast, it is faster than three people walking.

So it took only one hour to reach the destination that Andy Lau said.

The tricycle master is very talkative and hospitable: "The three of you are here on the road. Whether you take a car or drive by yourself, you have to pass through here, so I won't see you off."

Kong and Meng smiled faintly: "Thank you, Master, you helped me a lot this time. Without you, maybe I'm still on the way!"

"It's okay, the little brother is too polite, Chenghui two yuan!"

"it is good……"

With a promise, Confucius and Mencius stretched out his pocket and was about to get the money. Unprepared, Andy Lau's voice sounded nearby: "Master, it's cheaper."

After saying this, Andy Lau stared at the other party solemnly, as if you didn't give me a bargain, I wouldn't give up with you.

It's just that other people didn't know how much courage he had to say this sentence.

When Confucius and Mencius waved to call the passenger tricycle, he wanted to stop it.

But Confucius and Mencius moved too fast, and before he could react, he threw his body into the car.

In addition, Confucius and Mencius was the teacher who came to the school to teach the children, and it was the first time to come, so I should ask the other person to take the car.

It's not that he didn't want to ask Confucius and Mencius to do it, but that he couldn't afford it.

Because when he came out of Yunxi Village, he had only one eighty cents in his pocket.

And even this eighty cents is his savings for half a month of hard work.

As an honest farmer in a mountain village, Andy Lau does not bargain prices, and rarely negotiates prices with others.

If he really had two dollars in hand, even if it was all his savings, he would give it directly to the tricycle master in front of him without saying a word.

Unfortunately he didn't.

So he had to open this mouth.

Hearing Andy Lau's words, the tricycle master's face instantly became bitter: "Old gentleman, this is really not cheap."

"Why can't it be cheaper? Don't think I don't know. Usually, you can take a tricycle at most for one yuan. You only need two yuan if you open your mouth.

Saying the first sentence, Andy Lau, his expression became much easier in an instant.

Seeing that the other party refused, he took out the bargaining method used by his wife.

The result is faster and faster, and the more you speak, the smoother, and in the end it seems to be blackmailed by the other party.

He said that, the tricycle master was not to be outdone: "Old gentleman, you usually get a dollar for a car.

But it also depends on the distance, OK?

I have been pulling you from the south of the county to the north of the county. You can feel the specific distance even if I don't say it.

There are also your things, big bags and small bags, heavy and heavy, and my car is about to be crushed without seeing it?

So I charge you two yuan, which is an absolute price of conscience. If you change it to someone else, it is impossible for them to agree to it without two yuan."

...

The two talked to each other for a while, and finally Andy Lau said:

"Master, of course I know that it's not easy for you, so I won't count it with you.

One piece and five!Here you go straight away!"

Unexpectedly, the tricycle master doesn't take his set: "One piece and five are absolutely impossible.

Old gentleman, let's know that people don't talk secretly.This time, if you say that two yuan is two yuan, you won't be able to pay a dime less."

"You... OK, then one block and six, no more. This is my bottom line."

"Two yuan, the little brother just now agreed to the price, you can't go back."

"One piece and seven..."

The two quarreled again, but no matter what Andy Lau said, the tricycle master on the opposite side just bit two dollars and didn't let go.

Andy Lau's old face turned black, but he had nothing to do, and in the end he had to play a rogue and said: "The master doesn't blame me for not cooling you, but there is really not so much on hand.

One yuan and eight, this is all my savings, you can take it if you think it works.

If it doesn't work, I'll go back to work with you.

When will it be enough for two cents and when will I leave? How about?"

"You..." The tricycle master was obviously irritated by Andy Lau, my rogue temperament.

In the end he had to turn his head to look at Confucius and Mencius and said: "Little brother, I quoted two yuan just now, and you can agree well. If I knew this, I won't pull you guys anymore. I'm really disappointed!"

Confucius and Mencius looked at the high-spirited Andy Lau, and then at the tricycle master with a frustrated look, his face was completely blank.

Because he really didn't understand at this time, just to save these two cents, they tore each other like this. Is it necessary?

After thinking about it, he took out two RMB one yuan from his pocket and handed it over: "Master, sorry, Uncle Liu was joking with you just now.

Here you are, this place is not close to the county seat. You should go back quickly, maybe you can pick up a guest on the way."

The tricycle master did not expect that Confucius and Mencius would do this.

He had already decided to give up the two cents.

Unexpectedly, Gui unexpectedly, his reaction was faster than anyone else.

With a swish, the two dollars in Confucius and Mencius's hands disappeared.

Then he said that Andy Lau gave him the gross ticket to go back: "Brother, let's not make this kind of joke in the future. I am usually very busy, but I don't have time to wrestle with you here."