The system invites me to be a teacher

"Your old man built it himself?" Confucius and Mencius were a little surprised.

He still knows a little bit about the situation in this uncle Qi's family.

The other party has a son and two daughters.

It is a pity that even the youngest one passed away unfortunately two years ago.

Although his grandson and nephew are very filial to him, they are separated by a generation after all.

He also didn't want to be disliked by his granddaughter-in-law and nephew, and had always lived alone.

Therefore, Qi Shugong said that he built his own chicken farm.

Otherwise, just say it's the grandson's.

Seeing Confucius and Mencius, Qi Shugong glared at him: "Why look down on my old man?

To tell you the truth, I have lived for 86 years and raised chickens for 80 years.

Don't think your kid is more knowledgeable than I am, but when it comes to the specific operations of raising chickens, you will not be able to catch up with me."

Confucius and Mencius was stunned: "Uncle Qi, I didn't mean that. Raising three or five chickens is completely different from three to five hundred chickens.

Its work intensity is no less than farming.

And the farming time is free. It doesn't matter if you don't go every two or three days.

But raising chickens is different. If you dare to be hungry for a day, these chickens will have half their lives."

Hearing that Uncle Qi's eyes stared: "Why, don't you kid look down on me?"

Seeing Confucius and Mencius not speaking, his expression eased: "Don't worry, I know that I have three to five hundred pounds. Others raise three to five hundred. I can raise three to fifty at most.

And when these chickens grow up, I can send a part of them to school, which is the old man's heart."

Confucius and Mencius were stunned, he couldn't understand the other party's intention.

As he twisted his eyebrows and thought, Uncle Qi smiled slyly: "Mr. Kong, I have heard what you and Oda said just now. When I use chicken manure to grow white mushrooms, you can buy them first.

I'm not greedy, old man, you just give others 100 and me 80."

"Uh..." Only then did Confucius and Mencius understand the other party's intentions. It seems that the old man saw that he was buying white mushrooms at a high price, and he followed his heart.

In recent days, the flat area in the northern part of Yunxi Village has been marked out with some blank spaces.

It is said to be used to build chicken farms.

The cause of the incident originated from the dialogue between Confucius, Mencius and Lao Tian.

The price of a white mushroom for 100 yuan is so high that everyone who can move in Yunxi Village has red eyes, including the eighty-six-year-old Qishugong.

So Yunxi hopes that the school will boil again, and every day it will be broken by the footsteps of the villagers.

The only purpose of people looking for Confucius and Mencius is to inquire about the authenticity of the purchase price of white mushrooms.

Although Confucius and Mencius had always said that he would buy at a high price, he did not say how high the price was, and the villagers had no specific concept.

As soon as the results were confirmed, these people moved so fast that they were simply breathtaking.

Especially Sun Xianglin's family has built three chicken farms.

In the end, Confucius and Mencius had to put up a sign that was nothing but white mushrooms in front of the school gate to change the dilemma of being asked as soon as they went out.

But soon this matter was thrown aside by him, because the half-yearly mid-term exam in Qingshan County was about to arrive.

Because he was going to the county town, in addition to leading the three children to review, he still had a lot of things to do, and he seemed very busy.

7 days later!

Yunxi Village B&B.

Seeing the white mushroom seedlings with the big thumbs exposed in the simple experiment field in front of them, the doctors jumped up in excitement.

They couldn't help not being excited.

A week ago, when they followed the Confucius and Mencius method, they started the experiment with the treatment of chicken manure.

Then each step is strictly calculated, including watering and lighting.

Take watering as an example. They give 1,805 ml of water a day. This is the precise data they obtained after consulting several botanists.

There is also light.

In order to ensure the appropriate light intensity as much as possible, they also made a special trip to Daqingshan and bought a roll of brown plastic film that can block the sun.

Anyway, highlight a meticulous.

The effort pays off. According to the villagers, it takes 9 days for these white mushrooms to sprout.

As a result, they spent 7 days today, and the efficiency increased by nearly 20%.

"It seems that the villagers didn't lie to us."

"Yeah, I really didn't expect that the key to the germination of white mushrooms is actually rotten chicken manure.

Although I haven't worked out the principle yet, with the formula, I can definitely figure it out."

"Yes, this is definitely the greatest discovery in the world this year. No, it should be the greatest discovery of this century. There is no one."

"..."

After the discussion was over, everyone looked at the old doctor at the same time.

The old doctor smiled softly: "What you said makes sense, but I think there is only one thing that makes the most sense.

Let's congratulate those cancer patients in advance. From now on, they will completely get rid of the tormenting life-and-death chemotherapy.

In 10 years, the average life span of human beings will increase by at least two years."

Bang bang bang...

The applause rang and soon spread throughout the Yunxishan B&B.

"Teacher Lin, how about Teacher Kong?

Teacher Lin can rest assured that we are here to say farewell to Teacher Kong today, but there is no intention of interfering with his lecture."

Standing in front of Linzhi was the old doctor and a group of people.

Now that the problem of artificial cultivation of white mushrooms has been solved, they naturally have no need to stay.

Simply pack up and say goodbye.

Looking at the group of people in front of him, Lin Zhi still kept its inherent indifferent smile: "I'm really sorry, everyone, you are here one day late.

Because he was going to take the final exam in Qingshan County, Mr. Kong left with the students yesterday."

"What? Teacher Kong left?"

Everyone looked at each other, their faces were full of disbelief.

Soon, this unbelief turned into regret.

They came here this time, in fact, with the attitude of trying it out, they asked Confucius and Mencius for a medical exchange.

The results were so great that they were incredible.

Because no one knows better than them, what does the artificial cultivation technology of white mushrooms invented by Confucius and Mencius mean?

But because of the existence of such an ox fork, because of the need to take a few students to participate in the so-called mid-term exam, there is no one going straight up the green hills.

"It turns out that this is the case, Teacher Lin, because the matter is urgent, we will leave first.

When Teacher Kong comes back, please apologize to him on my behalf.

This is my business card. When you go to the capital, you must call me so that I can do my best as a landlord."

After speaking, he took two steps back, and the others moved forward one after another, saying goodbye, handing out business cards.

When everyone left, Lin Zhi had a dozen more business cards in her hand.

When Lin Zhi looked at these business cards with curiosity, the astonishment on her face could no longer conceal.

Deputy Dean of Imperial Union Hospital, Chief Physician of Oncology Department of Imperial Hospital, Dean of Imperial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine...

Every name can cause a major earthquake in the medical world.

But these people are now gathered in a remote place like Yunxi Village, it is absolutely incredible to say it.

Of course Confucius and Mencius didn't know this. With three students, he was driving a scrap tractor of the old village chief Andy Lau on the road leading to Qingshan County.

Speaking of this, there was a joke.

Because Andy Lau is not there, and the tractor is the only means of transportation to the county.

Therefore, when Confucius and Mencius came out of Yunxi Village for the first time, he had to become a tractor driver.

As for tractors, Confucius and Mencius drove them before. After all, he was also from a rural area, and the Confucian tractors were of that extra-large size.

As a result, when he was full of confidence, when he took the tractor handle from Andy Lau, he found that he couldn't shake it with his own strength.

It was too embarrassing.

After forty or fifty attempts to no avail, Shitou whispered, "Teacher, should I come?"

"you?"

Looking at the thin stone figure, Confucius and Mencius extremely doubted whether the little guy could shake it.

However, he handed the shake handle to the opponent.

There is no way to go through this period of high-intensity exercise, he needs to rest for a while.

Unexpectedly, before Confucius and Mencius breathed well, he saw the rock skillfully insert the crank into the tractor, and then tried to make two turns.

Hearing a sudden loud noise, the tractor that should have been scrapped is dead.

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

Just when he thought the matter had come to an end, he realized that the embarrassment had just begun.

Because when he sat in the driving position of the tractor, he found himself trying his best to turn the steering wheel.

As you can imagine, the tractor was driven crookedly by him and almost ran into the ditch several times.

In the end, the stone and the iron cow were rotated in turn, and Confucius and Mencius followed and learned for a long time before he could barely master it.

Suddenly...

The tractor stopped again at the waste collection station north of the county seat.

Because scrapped vehicles cannot enter the county, this is their only choice.

Fortunately, Boss Li of the waste collection station is a friend of Andy Lau. You do not need to pay parking fees and worry about safety when parking here.

"Teacher Kong rest assured, I heard Brother Liu talk about you.

Although you don't know the specifics, you are good for being able to stay in Yunxi Hope School for such a long time and leading students to take the exam.

Yes, this is the key to the door of the garbage dump. If you come back in the middle of the night, just go straight in.

After driving away the tractor, put the key under the second brick on the left and I will naturally collect it."

Seeing that Boss Li thought about when he would come back, Confucius was a little embarrassed.

Suddenly he thought of something, turned his head towards the tractor, and then took out a bag: "Boss Li, this is our own dried rabbit meat. Let me give you a taste."

"Really? Thank you so much!"

Boss Li's eyes lit up when he heard this, and the look in Confucius and Mencius became different again:

"Teacher Kong, you are countless times stronger than Brother Liu.

The old guy has parked his car here for so many years, and he has never been scratched.

Don’t let him come to me in the future, you are always welcome!"

After speaking, he solemnly took the dried rabbit meat, and sniffed hard with his nose, revealing a greedy look.

Kong and Meng smiled lightly, but he would not be fooled by the exaggerated expression of the man in front of him.

It is said that Andy Lau has rescued the other party, and he is far from comparable to being a monk.

To bid farewell to Boss Li, Confucius and Mencius ordered an electric tricycle.

The purpose of the group of 4 people is very clear. It is the No. 1 Middle School of Qingshan County.

On the road, the performance of Confucius and Mencius and Hu Die was fairly plain, but Stone and Iron Cow looked like a pair of curious babies, and everything revealed freshness.

"Wow, look, then you are the restaurant that Uncle Liu often talks about?"

"Of course it's a restaurant. Didn't you see the 4 words Xiao Ji Braised Noodles written on it?"

But what is the name of the shop next to it?There are many people going in and out, and everything is there."

Looking at these two people, Confucius and Mencius were a little puzzled.

They don’t even know the restaurant or the supermarket. Is this the first time these two people have come out of Yunxi Village?

Hu Die next to him said: "Teacher Kong, you ignore them."

Then he said to Shihe Tie Niu: "What's so strange about restaurants and supermarkets?

I let you come last year, but you didn't come alive or dead.

It's all right now, shame it?"

The two of them were a little bit ridiculous.

Shitou smiled embarrassedly: "Isn't you worried about the bad exam last year and shame Teacher Lin?"

Tie Niu also followed: "Yeah, the key is how much money does it cost to come and go?

Although the money is nominally Yunxi's hope that the school will pay, I know that it is all from Teacher Lin's own pocket.

She has been teaching us for so many years, making some money is not easy.

So it’s better to save a little bit for her."

"Yes, the most important thing is that we both can't learn.

If you don't come, others won't say anything, but if you come, but you are ranked last, that would be a shame."

Hu Die glared at the two of them: "Then why are you here this year?

Think Teacher Kong’s money is more than Teacher Li’s money?"

Stone and Tie Niu waved their hands again and again: "No, no, I don't mean that.

Since Mr. Kong came, I found that my grades have improved a lot.

I took the exam this time just to get a place, so as not to be despised every day."

The two did not say who was despised, but they knew that the Lord was right in front of them.

Seeing the two of them facing each other, the angry little Hu Die rolled her eyes.

"Why, feel that I have learned something and my wings are hard?

To tell you the truth, at the level of the two of you, it's hard to beat me."

Hearing Hu Die's confident words, Shishi immediately expressed dissatisfaction: "Hu Die, don't talk too much.

Although my foundation is not as good as yours, don't be admired for three days.

Without showing you my muscles, you won't know how much progress I have made."

Tie Niu seeks truth from facts: "I can't guarantee that I will win against Hu Die.

But you want to be like before. Winning us is as simple as eating and drinking, but not so easy."

Hearing this, Hu Die immediately smiled: "Really? Or maybe we make a bet and compare?"

"What are you betting on?"

When the three of them spoke, Confucius and Mencius kept smiling.

For students' bickering, he is happy to see it happen, which is also a phenomenon of friendship.

Anyway, it's definitely better than not talking in person.

But when the three of them talked about gambling, his expression immediately changed.

He didn't want the students he had taught himself to be a gambler who seemed incorrigible.

But before he could speak, Hu Die said, "I'll bet on cleaning.

We are also dominated by the total score of the final exam, I can guarantee at least 50 points more than yours.

Let's use 50 points as the limit. If the difference between your score and mine is less than 50, you will win.

And I will help you clean up once more.

On the contrary, if your score is greater than 50 compared to mine, I will clean up for both of you every time it is greater than 5 points.

Dare to bet?"