The system invites me to be a teacher

Hearing this, Confucius and Mencius were not only embarrassed.

He waved to Su Ye: "You don't need to be like this, I'm just a half-hearted goalkeeper.

If you do lack people, I can volunteer to help, but if you do not lack people, I still don't want to make trouble."

Surprisingly, Su Ye still shook his head: "That's not good, Teacher Kong, you are good at everything, you are too modest.

Tomorrow's game is very important and must not be lost.

And I specifically inquired that the goalkeeper the other party looked for was forty-eight years old this year.

Although he used to be the gold goalkeeper of the national team, how could he be able to play football at such an age?"

Seeing Su Ye's persistence, Confucius and Mencius no longer discouraged: "You threatened the other party with yourself, did they finally agree?"

Su Ye shook his head.

Kong and Meng's face sank: "Why don't you just give up the game because of this?"

Su Ye immediately realized what Confucius and Mencius had misunderstood: "No, although Manager Liu of the club did not agree, he did not refuse.

With my efforts, he agreed to let you compete with that goalkeeper. Whoever wins will participate in the game.

Teacher Kong, would you like to work hard and do me a favor?"

Confucius and Meng laughed: "No problem, just compare with him when you force him. When will it start?"

Su Yedao: "Because there will be a competition tomorrow, Manager Liu meant that it is best to spare a little time tonight to determine the candidates as soon as possible."

"Okay, I don't know where to compete?"

Su Yedao: "Of course it is the Shanghai Sports School. As the largest sports center in Shanghai, as long as there are any competitions in Shanghai, the first choice will be held here.

Therefore, whether it is tonight's match or tomorrow's football match, it is a playground."

"That's it!"

Looking at the messy dishes that have been eaten on the table, Confucius and Mencius said, "In that case, let's hurry up!"

The group got up to check out, and then quickly returned to the Shanghai Sports School.

Confucius and Mencius thought he had arrived very early, but when he was waiting for him to come to the place, he found that there were already ten or twenty people waiting in the open-air stadium here.

Seeing Su Ye, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walked lightly and complained:

"Xiao Su, what's the matter with you? Do you know how much I paid to bring Lin Shou over?

So don't hesitate to apologize to Brother Lin. Brother Lin has always been magnanimous and doesn't care about young people like you."

Su Yedao: "What apology? Only if I do something wrong will I apologize, nothing else is possible!"

"You..." Manager Liu was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"Xiao Liu, why let him apologize to me?

Besides, who is he?Thought I would accept the mere apology?

Tell you, it's impossible!

Hello, who among you is Confucius and Mencius?"

Confucius and Mencius had no choice but to pinch his nose to stand up.

"Is it your kid? Except for being a little handsome, nothing else is great!

After a while, we will compare goalkeepers. As long as you can beat me, you will be allowed to participate in the game tomorrow, and I will withdraw from the goalkeeper circle from now on.

But if you lose, you can roll as far as you can. I don't want to see you!"

"Hey, what did you say? Try it again..."

This time it was Long Aotian who was speaking. He was immediately unhappy when he saw Kong and Mencius being humiliated by the opponent.

"I said that if you lose, you will roll as far as you can. Why don't you understand human words?" Lin Shou folded his arms around his chest and sneered.

Long Aotian rolled his eyes: "Okay, if Teacher Kong loses, I will just roll off the ground.

But if you lose, don't fool people with such big talk of quitting the goalkeeper circle, you also get out of here."

"Hahaha, your kid is good, it fits Lao Tzu's taste.

how about it?Are you interested in worshipping Lao Tzu as a teacher?Lao Tzu teaches you how to keep the gate."

Long Aotian disdainfully said: "Just you? Teacher Kong is my teacher, you are not qualified."

Hearing this, Lin Shou didn't get angry: "If you are not qualified enough, you can't just say nothing. You can see the truth under your hand."

Okay, this is what you said, and I will stress it again. I am talking about a verb, not a function word.

No matter who the two of us lose, we must roll one hundred meters on the ground to count."

Unexpectedly, these words drew Lin Shou's disdain: "Of course it was rolled on the ground. You thought it was a shrew cursing the street. The two sentences in the picture are the fastest."

"..."

The two of them fought a few more words in a lawsuit. Confucius and Mencius never expected that Long Aotian, who is known for his sharp teeth and sharp mouth, would meet his opponent today.

In the end, Manager Liu couldn't help it: "I said, can you wait a while and make noise again?

It is already eight o'clock in the evening, and after deciding who the goalkeeper is, a short break-in training is required.

Time is tight and tasks are heavy, but there is not so much effort for you to waste."

The two of them didn't speak, Su Ye asked Manager Liu, "I don't know how to compare?"

Regarding this point, Manager Liu has long been confident: "It's very simple. Whether another goalkeeper is qualified depends on his basic skills, which is the legendary penalty shootout."

Su Ye frowned. As Manager Liu said, the judgment of a goalkeeper's ability depends on his goalkeeping ability.

Therefore, the easiest and most direct way is to shoot penalty.

Su Ye asked: "What are the specific rules?"

Manager Liu smiled faintly: "The best thing to decide the outcome is to find ten shooters to shoot, hold a goal and get one point, and the one with the most total points wins."

But this is too monotonous, so I thought of a way based on the last elimination system in the shooting competition.

That is to say, I will give the shooter a penalty, one shooter in the first round, two shooters in the second round, three shooters in the third round, and so on. No matter who the two sides are, as long as the score is lower than the opponent, it will be lost.

have you understood?"

Su Ye shook his head blankly: "Manager Liu, your words are so profound that I can't understand them."

Manager Liu had to explain again: "Okay, let me give a simple example, such as a penalty kick in the first round.

If your teacher Kong receives the ball and Lin Shou does not catch it, then teacher Kong will win.

If Teacher Kong receives the ball, Lin Shou also receives the ball and directly takes the second penalty.

Only the second time is two shooters, that is to say, your Kong teacher and your hand must catch the ball in order to enter the next round.

Any one of them will lose the ball if they miss the ball..."

Listening to Manager Liu's endless talk, Su Ye nodded: "Manager Liu, you designed this kind of game, right? It's interesting."

Manager Liu waved his hand: "Boy, you don't need to say good things.

Regardless of Lin Shou or Kong Teacher, I will give a fair judgment, you still have to die!"

Su Ye said silently: "Manager Liu, in your heart, I am such a person?

Fortunately, I still treat you as a hero..."

Manager Liu chose to ignore Su Ye's words.

He glanced at Confucius Mencius and Lin Shou, and then introduced: "These twenty people are all members of our football team.

There are eight shooters, I think it's enough to decide which one is strong and which one is weak.

Do you all understand the rules?I don't know who will come first?

Before Confucius and Mencius spoke, Lin Shou said directly: "I'll come first, let this young man."

Confucius and Mencius did not speak. He was already very familiar with the goalkeeper rules, and knew that what Lin Shou said was true.

Unlike shooting games, for goalkeepers, the goal is to be late.

So no matter who it is, as long as the opponent shoots first, the probability of winning will be much greater.

Manager Liu nodded, and said to a thin young man next to him: "Skinny monkey, you come first!"

The rat monkey nodded, put the football in the correct position, and kicked the ball without warning.

After being rushed vigorously by him, the football flew towards the upper left corner of the goal frame without warning.

The crowd around the audience did not expect that the other party's actions were so without warning, they couldn't help exclaiming, and secretly pinched a cold sweat for Lin Shou.

This is not a penalty, but a sudden attack.

The speed of football is very fast, like an arrow from the string.

When the tip of the football ball was only five centimeters away from the goal frame, a big hand stretched out from the side without warning, and then held the ball firmly.

With gentle force, the football returned to Lin Shou's arms. He looked at the thin monkey and smiled:

"The response was good, and there was no sign of the kick, even the strength was too small and the angle was not tough enough.

Don’t you know that the probability of a curve ball being intercepted is at least one third less than a direct shot?"

The skinny monkey's originally somewhat proud expression turned red in an instant.

He likes to play without warning, always causing a lot of trouble to the goalkeeper or opposing defender.

But this is only a trouble, because no matter how he toss, the success rate has not been high.

He thought he was not good enough, and now he knew it was a problem with his feet.

"Thank you Lin Shou for your guidance. I will definitely work harder in the future."

Lin hand shook his head, then looked at Confucius and Mencius: "Teacher Kong, it's your turn now, come on!"

Kong and Meng smiled, and then walked to the front of the door frame. Unexpectedly, without waiting for him to reach the position, the thin monkey suddenly kicked out again.

This foot is facing the farthest ball frame from Kong and Mencius. The angle is tricky and difficult, and it is far better than the foot just now.

Everyone couldn't help but exclaim again.

Su Ye even shouted: "It's not fair, it's not fair, I want to fight...er..."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he just shut up.

Because at the moment the Lean Monkey kicked out, Confucius and Mencius suddenly ran two steps, then jumped without warning, and the football was held firmly in his palm.

Its movement is as fast as an arrow from the string.

Throwing the football in his hand, Confucius and Mencius said, "Mr. Lin Shou just gave some pointers to your skills. He was very correct, but I still have a different view. Would you like to listen?"

"This one……"

The thin monkey couldn't help being embarrassed. If he wanted to listen directly, did he think Lin Shou's technique was not as good as Confucius and Mencius?

But if he doesn't listen, he really wants to hear the other side's high opinion."

Unexpectedly, it was Lin Shou who spoke next: "Teacher Kong, if you have an idea, just talk directly. Not only this skinny monkey brother, but I also want to know your high-level theory."

Confucius and Mencius nodded: "I don't dare to be high-minded, just discuss it together.

Just now you said that this skinny monkey brother should play a curve ball and his strength should increase again.

I think it's not that he doesn't want to play, but that he can't do it with his current strength."

As he said, he looked at the skinny monkey: "If I'm not mistaken, what you do most often is exercises about flexibility, right?"

The thin monkey was taken aback, and suddenly became excited: "How do you know?"

He is really weird, because his training method was formulated by Manager Liu himself.

Manager Liu thinks that he is short in stature, even if he puts effort into training his strength, it is a thankless job.

On the contrary, short stature means flexible movements. As long as you become extremely agile, you can be a defender and cause great trouble to your opponent.

Facts also proved that Coach Liu was right.

Since listening to the opponent's training method, his level has improved by leaps and bounds. Although he is not the main shooter, his destructive power is by no means inferior to the opponent.

Even as long as he plays in the game, his opponent will have a headache.

But now Confucius and Mencius say that there is a problem with his method, how is this possible?

Confucius and Meng smiled faintly: "Maybe you think physical flexibility and flexibility are more important than strength, but what I want to say is that strength and flexibility, flexibility are not contradictory.

As long as you have enough strength, your body will be more flexible and lasting than it is now."

The skinny monkey was still dismissive of Confucius and Mencius' words, but he could not help being shocked when he heard the more persistent words.

That's right, although he caused a lot of trouble for the other party through his flexible skills.

But this situation can only last for fifteen minutes, and he will be exhausted and completely lose combat effectiveness.

This is why the Skinny Monkey has played for so many years and has always been an ordinary team defender.

For those big teams, no matter how fast you move, as long as there is no staying power, it is half a waste.

Now a player's salary is so expensive, it is impossible for them to spend so much money to raise waste.

Knowing that it was Lin Shou who spoke next: "Teacher Kong, if you have an idea, just say it directly. Not only this thin monkey brother, but I also want to know your high-level theory."

Confucius and Mencius nodded: "I don't dare to be high-minded, just discuss it together.

Just now you said that this skinny monkey brother should play a curve ball and his strength should increase again.

I think it's not that he doesn't want to play, but that he can't do it with his current strength."

As he said, he looked at the skinny monkey: "If I'm not mistaken, what you do most often is exercises about flexibility, right?"

The thin monkey was taken aback, and suddenly became excited: "How do you know?"

He is really weird, because his training method was formulated by Manager Liu himself.

Manager Liu thinks that he is short in stature, even if he puts effort into training his strength, it is a thankless job.

On the contrary, short stature means flexible movements. As long as you become extremely agile, you can be a defender and cause great trouble to your opponent.

Facts also proved that Coach Liu was right.

Since listening to the opponent's training method, his level has improved by leaps and bounds. Although he is not the main shooter, his destructive power is by no means inferior to the opponent.

Even as long as he plays in the game, his opponent will have a headache.

But now Confucius and Mencius say that there is a problem with his method, how is this possible?

Confucius and Meng smiled faintly: "Maybe you think physical flexibility and flexibility are more important than strength, but what I want to say is that strength and flexibility, flexibility are not contradictory.

As long as you have enough strength, your body will be more flexible and lasting than it is now."

The skinny monkey was still dismissive of Confucius and Mencius' words, but he could not help being shocked when he heard the more persistent words.

That's right, although he caused a lot of trouble for the other party through his flexible skills.

But this situation can only last for fifteen minutes, and he will be exhausted and completely lose combat effectiveness.

This is why the Skinny Monkey has played for so many years and has always been an ordinary team defender.