The Tale of the Teapot Hero’s Revenge

You bastard, you see you don't win. You took a soldier hostage in the fort.

What is a man who strives for correctness?

You're just a scumbag whose life matters most.

"Proving my correctness is no longer possible! Thanks to all the rubbish my men have always had on their useless mouths!

"You bastard...... Huh!

Mr. Gillius takes control of me trying to jump out of the blue.

You want to tell me that if you leave now, someone with a sword in their hand will be killed before you kill Tartus, right?

If a brave man says he has killed a kingdom soldier in his mouth, he can't show a lot of political tales.

I know, even I...

"But it just became impossible to prove it on this continent! No one knows, no one knows what country there is, a continent that is at the end of the east! Then we can start over from scratch! You're right about my name. I've come to history as king. - Ha, ha, ha!

I'm spitting my sleep. Leave the garbage alone already.

Even if you listen seriously to what gets thrown out of his mouth, it just swells up.

"What do we do, Mr. Gillius? We're all being held hostage in the fort..."

"The best way is for the soldiers in the fort to rebel. Will some be sacrificed, as long as there is confusion? You jump out at that moment."

"... but Tartus is also strong, about the general of the demonic clan. In the soldiers of the Royal Army, you are no match for a bunch. Look at me, I'm totally freaked out..."

Soldiers on the walls, I don't think I care at all to turn my teeth to Tartus.

It's obvious, they're forcing me to bring them in.

It's so murky to risk your life to disobey even though that's just how I feel.

"Hey, example arr, isn't it time to use it all?

The final weapon, [military service], was not used at all.

If you sneak up on it, you won't find out, and you can keep your face... what a bad idea, because we're not on the side of justice.

"... unavoidable,"

"Do it. Because I'll keep the sacrifice to a minimum."

[Servant] So manipulate the soldiers to start a riot.

It doesn't seem to work for some strong guy, so I can't manipulate Tartus directly, though.

Tartus would naturally be surprised and expose Suki, so he should be able to get close to killing Butch at once.

"... forgive me"

Mr. Gillius runs his bracelet and puts his gift under control.

And unleashed the magic of [the servant].

"... what do you say"

Now the riots......

The riot...?

"Nothing, I won't wake up...?

The situation, it doesn't change at all.

As usual, the soldiers remained frightened, and Tartus remained with a creepy Niyaniya laugh.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Wow, I laughed at something again.

"Very unfortunate news, there is a magic barrier in this fort! If you're up to some magic, I'll shut you out, one of the magic items. Come on! Did you think I didn't take care of the gift you took?!

... Seriously.

[Servant] It doesn't work, you really don't have a hand anymore.

"What do we do, Mr. Gillius...? You don't want to drink, do you?

"Mm, mmm, but..."

I'm not kidding.

I swore to Mr. Leah that I would screw him off.

If I let him get away with congratulations like this, how dare you look at him?

"Hahahaha, looks like we've run out of measures now!! I didn't expect you to be so scared of me alone, Royal Soldier!!!

You garbage bastard, you're so useless on this continent that you can't spare your gutted nature.

But I really don't have any more means...

"That's not true, Tartus!!

...... hmm?

This strangely big, retarded voice...

"... hey? Is this not His Majesty Barrio Balmirado"

That's right, it's Barbario.

This is General Sama, who's riding a horse and wearing fine armor.

Why are you even coming out next to me?

"When you were incompetent, you came all the more!

"Your line now, I've got it revoked!!

"Revoke it? Are you telling me the Kingdoms are lying low? Makes me laugh, right now these guys are shrinking against one of me, and they can't do anything!

"That's not it!!

... What are you going to say?

When I see Mr. Gillius' face in a chill, my eyes tell me to stand still.

Yeah, let's just shut up and see how it goes.

"They just don't have the balls to follow right now! You are not their balls!!

"Well, have you got balls? Both these hipsters will fight bravely if they have generals and masters to serve. Is that what you're trying to say?

"Right!! They are kingdom soldiers!!

Big voice on Barbario's waste, usually gloomy, but now it might be reliable.

It reaches far from the big sky, and I'm sure the soldiers on the walls and in the fortifications as well as Tartus will hear it.

"You guys! You think the kingdom is doomed! But no, the kingdom is not doomed!! Surprised to hear it, I call it a barrio, but I'm actually a barbario!! The Fourth Prince of the Kingdom of Deltirade, it's Barbario!!!

Yeah, I know.

Maybe we all know that.

"If you're having trouble getting rid of your balls, I'll get you balls!! I'll be your balls and I'll snap you!!

The look on the faces of the soldiers on the walls has changed slightly.

From the look of your soul falling out, it feels more and more brave.

This could be...

"Soitz, Tartus is the enemy!! An enemy trying to take over the kingdom!! You guys get to be my hands and feet because I'm gonna be my balls!! Defeat Soyts together!! Get the kingdom of Deltirade back in our hands!!!

I think I've said everything I want to say.

Well, what happens.

"... right. We are kingdom soldiers."

"Master Barbario is back, Master Perne. Then we..."

"Our mission is to reclaim the kingdom...!

Liar, I could have gone for real!

Unexpectedly, to an incredible miracle, I turn to Mr. Gillius.

This guy's surprised face so far, I might have seen it for the first time.

"Hey, what...? Hey, you guys! You wouldn't want to be killed! You don't spare your life!

"... my life, etc... Huh!

A soldier held hostage got out of custody after Tartus followed an upset ski.

"If it's for a new kingdom, I'll give you as much as I want!

"Ki............ Sarahahhhhhh!

To that soldier, Tartus shouts out loud.

I'm one temp late, I pull my sword out of anger and it strikes me, but it's too late.

That much time would be enough for me right now.

—— Dossssssss!!

"but...... ugh!!

To pull out a sword, jump up to the walls, and stick a crimson blade in the belly of a thin, dirty garbage bastard.