The Underworld Detective

I didn't mean to hide it, after all, I didn't want to pretend to be in front of these cops, because Grandpa used to teach me to be as discreet as possible out there.

But she asked me about it, and I had to tell her a little bit: “In fact, our ancestors were practicing forgery, which is ancient forensic medicine. ”

“Are you saying that all of these methods you use are forgeries?” Huang Xiaotao asked cleverly.

“Yes, or what do you think? It wasn't my sudden inspiration, it was the wisdom of my ancestors.” I replied.

Everyone knows more or less about the profession of masturbation through film and television, but few people know exactly how to perform an autopsy? Because the profession is so mysterious, so mysterious it's even more rare than a monk.

Huang Xiaotao muttered: “Looks like the ancients aren't stupid either! ”

I laughed, "What do you call that? You think the Chinese live like gorillas for thousands of years without cell phones? In fact, many of China's technologies have been leading the world, and only gradually declined since the beginning of the Qing dynasty. The spiritual wealth left behind by the ancients, such as the Easy Scriptures, the Huang Di Inner Scriptures, etc., contains university questions, and even now many experts cannot fully participate. ”

Huang Xiaotao shook his head: “Those things are feudal superstitions. I don't understand them, I don't really believe them. ”

“Did you just look at my autopsy and think it was a feudal superstition? But why did I explain every step of the way to make you believe it?” I asked.

“Well, I admit, you do have a couple of moves.” Huang Xiaotao helplessly admitted to losing.

I grinned, listening to her only to admit that I had two ideas, not to admit that the ancients were amazing. Modern people have been encouraged by modern civilization since childhood, and have always felt that the idea of having an aircraft sedan is high, which can be unscrewed for a moment and a half.

So I'm too lazy to say anything more.

“Do you want to keep testing the body?” Huang Xiaotao asked.

“There's nothing left to test. It's early. Let's go check something out.” I clapped my hands and said.

“All right!” Huang Xiaopeach nodded.

At this point, an old man in a white coat came in with a box, followed by two policemen.

At first glance, it turned out to be Qin's forensic doctor. I thought the old man had announced his withdrawal from the case. Why are you back? Your face must be too thick.

“Nothing to test?” Qin Forensic smiled coldly and gazed at the scene: “Pretending to be a ghost is great. Did you test your DNA? Did you test your fingerprints? Take this kid and go back to see how you explain to your superiors. ”

Looks like he heard all the conversations we just had. Huang Xiaotao frowned: “Dr. Qin, didn't you say to quit the case? How come you're back. ”

“Yeah, I said quit, but quit the hanging suicide case, not this one.” Qin's forensic physician was on his face.

“Come on, these two cases were obviously committed by the same killer!” Huang Xiaotao could not laugh.

“It's useless for you to say this to me. What do you want to explain to the Forest Squad? The Forest Squad just called and asked me why I wasn't there? I told him you wouldn't ask me to check it out and bring an unidentified college student with you. The Lin team is angry, your team leader has been withdrawn, and now I'm in charge of this task force. You can call him if you don't believe me!” Qin's forensic physician was proud to say that it was a perfectly small man's willing mouth.

Huang Xiao Peach stared at her eyes and pinched her pink little fist tightly.

I thought this Qin forensic doctor was so sly and cunning. He must have been under pressure here. He snuck off and made a small report to his superior. It is estimated that he also fueled and vinegared the two of us when he made the small report.

I can't wait to find my way back!

Qin Forensic took out his cell phone and handed it to Huang Xiaotao coldly said: “Why don't you call Lin team and explain! Strive for leniency and stay with my team. ”

He deliberately bit the word "mine" very hard, obviously hitting us in the face!

Huang Xiaotao missed, Qin Forensic put away his phone and glanced at me casually: "Boy, do you know what the crime is to insult the body? ”

“Disgrace the body? Which one of your eyes saw me insulting the body, and I was doing an autopsy!” I respected him without any courtesy, as I had read to him at his age and seniority, and I left him a line, which now seems unnecessary.

“Well, you're also called an autopsy. Do you have a forensic certificate? I think you're screwing around.” Qin Forensic was angry.

“If I screw up, I crack the case. Aren't you a professional forensic?” I replied.

“Joke, with all these weird tricks, you want to crack the case, you think we cop forensics together are no better than you? One day you can come to my house and sit down. I think you and my grandson must have a common language. He loves watching such childish animations as Detective Conan.” Qin forensic physician walked in front of me and scoffed cynically.

I was not provoked by his provocation. Instead, my expression was very calm: “Dr. Qin, you mean, now that Huang Xiaotao has been kicked out of the task force? ”

“Yes, she should thank you very much.” Qin Forensic Road.

“So she can do it alone?” I went on to ask.

Qin's forensic physician laughed. “Son, you didn't mean to say that you two solved the case alone! Without saying whether you have this ability, you will be punished for not obeying orders and acting without permission. ”

“Stop talking nonsense. What if I crack the case?” I immediately asked.

“If you solve the case...” Qin Forensic suddenly paused. I can see he was hesitating. He just planted a big heel in my place, and now he doesn't dare brag.

I deliberately excited him: “So much, you still don't have the bottom of your heart, don't you dare gamble with my hairy boy, do you want me to share information with you? I think you just said that if I solved the case, you quit on your own initiative, is that serious? ”

Qin forensic doctor angrily said: “Kid, don't be arrogant. I'll leave you here right now. If you can solve the case, I'll resign immediately! But don't be proud of me. What if I solve a case before you? ”

I asked Huang Xiaotao, "How many years for insulting corpses? ”

“imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years. ”

“Well, if you solve the case in front of me, arrest me for insulting the corpse, I promise not to hire a lawyer and let it go!” I said.

“Hey!” Huang Xiaotao exclaimed. “Song Yang, you can't talk nonsense about this. Insulting corpses is a felony, you can't be so impulsive! It's no big deal if you don't look into the case. ”

Qin's forensic doctor interrupted her: “Okay, the man's big husband will do as you say! ”

“Then we'll see!” I smiled.

“Hmm, we'll see!” Qin's forensic physician blacked out.

I kept my hand in my pocket when I was just talking, and I recorded this conversation on my phone, saving the old man from denying it.

I am a low-key person, but Qin Forensic Medicine, with his qualifications, is now riding me and Huang Xiaotao to shit.

It's intolerable. If I don't make your old face swell three feet tall this time, I won't be Song.

“Peach, let's go. Find those two witnesses! ”

After that, I walked outside. Huang Xiaotao glanced at Qin forensic physician severely and followed me out.