The Underworld Detective

I wondered why Wang Dali's mouth was so unreliable. He promised Huang Xiaotao to keep it a secret from the outside world. Why did he say it all over the place?

So he frowned and explained: "What serial killings? Don't listen to this bullshit, it's a common murder. ”

The old thief smiled: "Cut, keep a secret from me. Do you still have privacy in front of me? ”

“Would you mind not mentioning that, by the way, can you delete the photo you took in secret? It affects my reputation.” I said.

“That's not good. Such a beautiful photo. What did I take for a screen protector? Song Yang, why is your ass so white? Is it natural?” The old man squeezed his eyebrows.

I almost bled out. The old man hasn't had a girlfriend in four years. It seems that he is not interested in girls at all, but he often manipulates men, especially those who are 'slightly more stylish'. Everyone has long suspected that he has such a passion.

Sexual orientation. It's personal. I don't discriminate. But the point is, I'm not gay, and I feel goose bumps all day long when I think of a guy who's naughty about my fruit.

At this time Wang vigorously warned: "Old man, your piano girl was stabbed to death by the Galen Dabao sword across the street. ”

“Goddamn it, you're just watching. Give me a break!” He shouted.

Wang Dali looked at me grudgingly and had to sit down and play for the old man.

Old scratched his head, snowflake dandruff straight down, I hurried back a step. He said, "Okay, I'm not messing with you. Tell me what you want from me. ”

“Didn't Hercules tell you? Unlock a phone for me.” I replied.

“It's nothing! ”

The phone was left on the computer desk. The old man held it in his hand and glanced at it. “That's not easy, just format the phone...”

“No, I have to see what's inside, that's why I'm here.” I took a deep breath in the airway.

“Where did you get this phone?” The old man asked, playing with his phone.

“on the dead.” I replied.

“On the dead!” The old man shouted, his phone fell out of his hand, and then caught it with his hands. Then he smiled with a smile on his face: “Are you scared? I'm just kidding. ”

Goddamn it, I was just scared to death of a cold sweat and screamed seriously, "Will you stop it? The cell phone was later handed over to the police as evidence. ”

“Fine, fine, I'll get it for you. ”

The old man took a notebook out of the cabinet, connected it with a data cable, then turned on a few pieces of software, operated quickly, and the phone unlocked successfully shortly afterwards.

The old man looked through the files on his phone and said, "There's too much stuff. Can you see it? ”

“Don't worry about that. See if there are any deleted files on it. Restore them all for me.” I command.

“Okay! ”

The old man opened a new software, lit a cigarette, smoked a cigarette, and the files were almost restored. He swept the screen and said: "There are more than forty files, look for yourself. ”

Then get up and give me a seat.

Delete mainly some broken photos, download packages, but there is something really valuable in them.

It's a document with a series of numbers and letters, like an order number purchased online.

“Old man, check this order for me and see what I bought.” I pointed to the document and said.

“Get up! ”

The old man found out about that online order in just five minutes. The shopper was Deng Chao, who bought ‘pet probiotics, human leather masks, ice dryers, piano strings, razors’.

I couldn't help laughing. This order is proof of Deng Chao's guilt!

And then Wang came up and said, "Yoko, what's this pet probiotic tablet for? ”

The old man looked up at him and asked, "Finished? ”

“No, your piano girl just got fucked again by Galen.” Wang Dali Dao.

“Damn, you're so frustrated, I'll do it! ”

Old man rushed to the rescue site, I said to Wang Dali: "This is what the killer used to speed up the decay of the body's head. ”

Wang Dali glanced at me: “This thing still has this effect? ”

And I inspired him, “What do probiotics do in the intestines? ”

“Break up the food into poop.” Wang Dali replied.

“What do cats and dogs eat?” I went on to ask.

“Cat food, dog food... meat? Ah, I see!” Wang Dali nodded.

Probiotics in the intestines are called probiotics because they have a symbiotic relationship with organisms, but they are essentially corrosive bacteria. The reason people rot after they die is because probiotics don't have food to eat, so they eat human tissue!

I really admire Deng Chao's intelligence. I can't believe I came up with this! The potent probiotics eaten by cats and dogs were sprayed onto the skull, and that skull had been severely rotted in just one night, to such an extent that it could not be tested by forensic doctors.

One of the most critical clues on this order is the strings, which I've been wondering how to do before, and now I seem a little eyebrowed.

“Oh, shit, it's dangerous!” The old man finally finished fighting. “How's it going, Song Song? Will it help you? ”

“Yes, yes, by the way, how's your ps?” I asked him.

“How'd it go?” The old man laughed. “My own ps tickets to the Jay Chow concert were for sale. How did you say I used them? It was a great thing I did in high school. ”

“Oops, nice!” After that, I handed him a copy of the lesson notes in the bag: “I need you to do me two more favors. I need you to help me ps a letter with the words on it. To achieve a fake effect, I will dictate the contents of the letter to you later. ”

“Two busy. Where's the other one?” Asked the old man.

“Help me go to major school-related forums, stickers, and WeChat groups to publicize the murders that occurred this morning, highlighting how wisely I assisted the police, turning me into an internet red in school today!” I said.

Old man laughed obscenely: "I don't see, you're a bit boring, isn't it good to eat on your face? Why are you on the meritocracy route? ”

“Don't ask. Can you help me do that?” I said.

“It's nothing!” The old man threw up a cigarette ring and said.

Wang Dali said, "Hey, isn't this a bad idea? Didn't Sister Tao say she wouldn't allow it to be revealed to the outside world? ”

“Nothing, I only reveal a small part of it, and it won't have an impact, and it's also to be able to solve the case, and she'll understand.” I explained.

The old man said: "Song Song, you don't usually come to see me, let me help you three times as soon as you come. How do you want to thank you? ”

“Ugh!” I'm having a rough time: “As long as you don't say what you want, why don't I buy you dinner? ”

“Dinner is so boring, no, I can't help it anymore, it's not good.” The old man shook his head.

“I'll pay you, that's all right!” I can't think of a way.

“How much?” The old man's eyes lit.

“How about $3,000?” I asked probationarily.

The old man frowned and laughed: "Okay! I'm thinking of buying a new graphics card. ”

Wang Dali said: “I still cry with you when your hands are so wide. I always go out to eat with you and order two meat dishes. ”

“Goddamn it, how much do I have to live for?” I laughed bitterly.

Although my family is wealthy, my aunt doesn't know where to read a shitty piece of chicken soup, saying that boys need to be poor and girls need to be wealthy, I only have 1,500 a month to live on, and life is very tense.

Promise the old man this reward and do something about it! I guess I'll have to ask the family in a thick face.

The old man sat in front of the computer and said, “It doesn't matter if I don't have the money, I'll swap for something else. Let me take a few more fruit pictures. I'm tired of looking at that one. ”

I sweated cold and asked, "Are you really gay? ”

“No, you all misunderstood me, I'm not gay...” He turned his head and yelled at me: “I'm just interested in you. ”

I instantly had the urge to find a tofu to crash to death, and Wang Dali said embarrassingly: “Well... you two are here, I'll go back first! ”

I glanced at him so hard, didn't I?

I grabbed him and said, "Don't go, stay with me! ”