The Underworld Detective

I picked up Yellow Peach's satchel and looked, shouting, “Don't hide, I know you're in the bush. ”

The bush next to him swayed for a moment. Huang Xiao Peach drilled out of it, his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: “How can you tell? I thought you'd fall for it. ”

I analyzed it for her. First of all, her satchel was cross-shouldered, the strap was thin, and it would definitely not be undamaged by being pulled off by force. Besides, with Huang Xiaotao's body and his vigilance as a policeman, would it be quiet to be kidnapped? And finally, there's something more important...

“I smell you in the bushes.” I said.

“Scent?” Huang Xiaotao smelled it on himself: “I never used perfume, where did it come from? ”

“It's the smell, the smell!” I was sweating cold and quickly explained, saving her from treating me like an idiot.

Huang Xiaotao and I made a little joke, and then we sat down for a while, and before sitting down, Huang Xiaotao beat up his arrears and said, “This week is killing me, we took out an underground black workshop, followed by four nights, a week down, sleep time is less than 20 hours. ”

“Is that all the cops have to do?” I asked with some surprise.

“What do you think, there are so many trivial cases, how can you do big cases every day? This is when the police are killed, or you are a consultant. Only when a major case occurs will you be invited out of the mountain. Actually, you asked me out last night. I only wanted to sleep at home for a day, but who told me to say yes?” Huang Xiaotao said.

No wonder I've been feeling a little depressed about Huang Xiao Peach. She seems to have put on some light makeup today, presumably to cover up her face. I'm a little impatient: “Why don't you go home and sleep now. ”

“Idiot! You asked me out, and you kicked me back?” Huang Xiaotao laughed: “A boy with a little heart will say at this time, why don't we open a room and take a break. ”

I blushed for a while and although I knew she was messing with me again, I definitely didn't mean it.

Huang Xiaotao waved: “Forget it, I'll just take a nap here. ”

“How do you sleep here? Don't get cold. ”

I didn't finish, Huang Xiaotao had already laid down on the bench, his head was pillow on my thigh, I was shocked, it was too sudden!

Huang Xiaotao closed his eyes and said: "Don't be dangerous! ”

“No… no! ”

After a while, Huang Xiao Peach snored slightly and seemed really tired.

Although she also looked beautiful in her sleep and could be treated as a pillow, my legs soon became numb, but she didn't dare move easily, afraid to wake her up. It's boring to sit here, but you can't pull your phone out in your pants pocket, so you just sit around and watch the scenery and watch the birdy flowers in the park.

Huang Xiaotao slept for two hours. During that time, an old man who came out to exercise walked past me and smiled at me vaguely. I was joking about your father.

At around 4 o'clock, Huang Xiaotao woke up and sat up and stretched his lazy waist for a long time: “Hey, this is a nice night's sleep, thank you. ”

“You're welcome.” I feel my legs are completely unconscious.

Huang Xiaotao checked his clothes and laughed: “You really are a sitting gentleman, it reminds me of a joke. ”

“What joke?” I asked.

Huang Xiaotao said that there was a man sleeping in a bed with a woman. The woman drew a line in the middle of the bed and said to the man: "If you dare to cross the line at night, you are an animal." Then the next morning she woke up and found out that the man's fruit really didn't cross the line, she said to the man: "You are not as good as the animal! ”

Of course I've heard the joke. "You're cheap and you're a good seller! ”

“Ha ha, look how honest you are. Want to stay at my house at night? I'll make you some egg rolls.” Huang Xiaotao said.

I scratched my face and said, "It's not okay. I have class tomorrow. ”

“Really? Why is your face red again? You still want to go, don't you?” She said in a naughty tone, her eyes staring at my face all the time, I was embarrassed to see, and finally waved her hand: “Okay, I'm not messing with you, I'm a little hungry, go eat somewhere. ”

Huang Xiaotao stood up and walked a few steps and found me sitting still. "Let's go! ”

“Wait, my legs are numb! ”

When my legs regained consciousness, we went out from the other side of the park, and along the way I was watching for a better restaurant. At that time I smelled a fluttering scent, and Huang Xiao Peach sucked his nose and said: “Huh, it looks like a bun. ”

Judging by the taste, it's still meat buns. People smell everything when they're hungry. Huang Xiao Peach said he hasn't eaten buns in a long time and wants to eat them.

We followed the smell all the way to a bakery near the residential building, the shop was small, only the boss was busy, the boss was fat, wearing an oily apron, his face was full of oil, and he had a smile. The first drawer bag had just come out of the cage, and the hot air poured into a huge jar. A lot of residents competed to buy it, and quickly snatched it all away.

“Business is so good, looks like the bags here have a good reputation! Sure enough, the delicious things are hidden out of sight, and I'm drooling.” Huang Xiaotao's stupidity moved.

I said ten bags to the boss, and the boss smiled and replied, "Okay, hold on a second. ”

After paying, Huang Xiaotao asked me, "Can you finish ten? ”

“I can't finish my meal and take it home for supper.” I replied.

“Yo, I can't tell you're still a good boy.” Huang Xiaotao looked at me with a smile.

Soon the second drawer bag came out of the cage, the boss slipped us ten, said “walk slowly”, we were all starving, squatted in the nearby small park and ate.

This soup pour is made of big, thin filling, bite down, aromatic, the hot soup comes out, the delicious one almost swallows the tongue.

I really want to be happy with the residents who live here.

Huang Xiao Peach couldn't speak clearly enough to eat it. With his other hand, he continued to prevent the soup from flowing onto his clothes: “Well... it's delicious. It's delicious. I haven't eaten such a fragrant bun in a long time. ”

“Yeah, it doesn't taste like pork...” I just said, suddenly realizing something was wrong, I tasted it carefully: “Wait! ”

“What's the matter?” Huang Xiaotao's drumming mouth stared at me.

“Don't swallow, don't swallow yet! ”

I poured the bun all over the bench, irrespective of the burning of my hand, with my fingers dialed and carefully checked with the 'Hole Ghost Eyes’. Soon I realized something was wrong and yelled at Huang Xiaotao: "Spit it it all out! ”

Huang Xiaotao was a little overwhelmed, drumming his mouth: “What is it, plague pork? ”

“It's human flesh! ”

After listening to this, Huang Xiaotao spit it all out, then rubbed his mouth for half a day: “Are you sure? ”

I pulled the meat filling to show her, and while the meat filling was shattered, some things couldn't be shaken: “See this line? It's the line on the human skin. Human beings are hairless animals, in order to increase friction, there will be tiny lines on the skin, which is the only characteristic that only human beings have! ”

Huang Xiaotao took a sip of cool air, don't talk about her, I also had a little palpitations, I almost ate it in my stomach.

“Call the police!” I said.

“Well, it looks like the holidays are back in stock.” Huang Xiaotao smiled bitterly.