The Underworld Detective

Back at school, I read books every day, wrote papers, and got laid. Zhang Yan informed me that the school was going to have a play festival right away, and Wang Dali and I had to spend three hours every night to help.

I don't know what I can do to help, but I had to go for mixed credit.

Wang Dali and I are both directors of the theater troupe, in fact, we do chores. Zhang Yan intends to perform the classic tragedy "Romeo and Juliet" at the theatre festival, because of time constraints, adapted into a 15-minute script. She plays Juliet, and Romeo is naturally Ye Poetry.

When we listened to this decision, we were spitting in our hearts. Two days in private, Xiu En Love was not enough, but also openly in the school lobby!

I had the impression that Zhang Yan was a girl who made love, but everything was two-sided. She was standing on stage in a wig and a costume. She could really let go. Instead, Ye Shiwen seemed a little rushed. Zhang Yan handled him to teach him how to perform.

The actors had a rough rehearsal every night. Wang Dali and I were very relaxed. I took a book and sat down for a while. In the meantime, there was an interlude. After one time, Zhang Yan and Ye Shiwen didn't change their costumes and got laid behind the scenes. Then he was bumped into by a member. Zhang Yanzhiwu said he was communicating acting, because they were ridiculed for a while...

After the show, it was 9: 00 p.m., Wang Dali and I hurried to pour tea for the actors. Zhang Yan received a glass of water and said: "Yo, it is a great honor for the Song Dashen Tank to pour me water himself. ”

I said, "Will you stop yelling 'Song Dashen’? It sounds weird! ”

“By the way, tell us your story of solving the case! ”

At the instigation of everyone, they used to call me to talk about solving cases, so I spread some of the cases Grandpa had solved before, but Zhang Yan had to listen to me today. I think it's time to talk about the car accident that killed his wife a short time ago! Anyway, the case was published in the newspaper. It's not classified.

There's not much of a twist in the case, but the members can smell it. Half the time, a crisp voice comes: "Yo, what are we talking about? So excited? ”

A beautiful woman walked towards us, dressed in a straight red dress to outline the curve of fire. With high heels on his feet, a small bag hanging from his shoulders, a slightly curly end of his hair dyed red, his right eye covered by a layer of bangs and a hint of sexiness.

Wang Dali sprayed a sip of water: "Damn, who is this beautiful woman? ”

The men stood up and said, "Hello Teacher Li! ”

“Well, hello!” The beautiful woman nodded generously and looked around at us: “There are a few raw faces, introduce myself, my name is Li Wenjia, I am the guiding teacher of this community. ”

It turns out that every association has a coaching teacher, but the title is like an honorary headmaster, and most coaching teachers simply ask about things in the community.

Li Wenjia teaches psychology. He will come here every three turns to see what the needs of the community are and try to satisfy them. He can say that he is quite serious and responsible. Because of the beauty of the person and the gentleness of her personality, the members are very fond of her, especially the male members, who are secretly in love with her not in the minority.

Zhang Yan stood up and said: “Teacher Li, let me introduce you. This is Song Yang. He is not an ordinary student. He...”

“Hey, hey!” I tried to interrupt her, could you not spread the word everywhere?

Zhang Yan's mouth could not be stopped by anyone, but he told Teacher Li about me. Teacher Li reached out one hand and smiled: “It was a juvenile detective. It was a pleasure to meet you. ”

Zhang Yan encouraged: “Song Yang, show your hand! The last time he only saw Ye Shiwen, he told the whole family, but it was amazing. ”

The second part of the sentence was to say to you, people were surprised, saying that I still had the skills. Isn't that Holmes? I greeted Ancestor Zhang Yan for 18 generations.

Teacher Li laughed with interest: "Song Shen Tang, look at me! ”

“Yeah, yeah, show us your magic!” Zhang Yan attached to Hedao.

I didn't want to be so high-profile, so I speculated, and the wind went wrong immediately...

“Probably a fake, isn't it? It is estimated that there are no relatives in the Public Security Bureau. ”

“That's right, listening to him brag all the time, never seeing the truth. ”

“Fame is all blown up, there's not much real material at all. ”

I was angry, and I weighed up and down a teacher Li and said quietly: “Teacher Li, with all due respect, you are left-handed, you have a white dog, you broke your right leg when you were seven or eight years old, you have recently lost weight because of malnutrition in the hospital. You were born in the north, your parents are dead, your family gave them their place, and your right eye is blind. ”

The others suddenly silenced, Teacher Li stretched her hands and lifted her hair in a panic: “The left-handed man is probably because my left nail is so worn, and I may have some dog hair on me. Born in the north may be my accent, how else could I tell? ”

“Your legs are not the same length, it should be a developmental injury, so I'm guessing you're seven or eight years old, right?” I asked.

Teacher Li nodded. “Yes, I fell when I was eight. ”

The boys laughed and said that Song Dashen Tang had a very detailed observation.

And she asked, "What about malnutrition? ”

I said, "You can see it in your face and your hair, and you have a needle eye on the back of your hand, which should have been left by the infusion. ”

“Where are the parents? How do you know I have a spiritual position in my house? You've been to my house?” Teacher Li looked at me like a giant panda.

“Of course not. You have a less obvious burn on the tip of your fingernail, some wear on your knee, and I guess it's a sign of kneeling to the spiritual incense. Of course you may be a Buddhist believer, I'm just lucky to guess.” I explained.

“Exactly!” Teacher Li praised the nod: “What about my eyes? ”

“People look at things with one eye, and they look at things with two eyes in a different way. When you first came in, I was wondering if it would be inconvenient to cover your right eye with your hair, so I watched a few more.” I said.

“Wow, this is amazing!” Teacher Li covered her mouth with surprise.

Zhang Yan said proudly: "Am I right? Song Yang is so powerful! ”

Everyone praised him with all their mouths. When asked how Teacher Li's eyes were blind, she did not laugh intently: “When I was a child, I was sick and blind, but I got used to it, and one eye didn't affect me. ”

When she said that, a few minor moves revealed her heart, and she was lying, but I didn't think much, presumably she had something to hide?

Wang Dali, who has been left hanging next to him, said: "Zhang Yan, you are too unkind to introduce Song Yang alone. Take me with you to introduce my assistant! ”

"Teacher Li, this is Song Yang's best friend, Wang Dali," Zhang Yan said. ”

“Hello!” Teacher Li extended her hand and shook him.

Wang Dali said excitedly: "Teacher Li, you study psychology, can you read minds, can you guess what I'm thinking? ”

Teacher Li laughed: "Psychology is an academic study of human psychological phenomena. I am not as powerful as Song Yang. I can see people clearly at a glance. ”

Zhang Yan said: “Ha, I know what this bastard is thinking. I'm sure he's wondering why Teacher Li looks so pretty. ”

Wang Dali shouted: "Teacher Li's beauty is a clear fact. Okay! Well, Mr. Lee, I'm also very interested in psychology. Can I add your WeChat and ask you some questions? ”

Teacher Li thought about it: “WeChat is inconvenient, I'll leave you an email. ”

Everyone was chattering around Teacher Li. At this time, she glanced at me unexpectedly. I don't know if it was my illusion. Her eyes were a little cold and hostile!

It's just that the look passed away. I didn't know what that look meant yet, and then I realized that I was already in a killing machine!