The Underworld Detective

The double-sided man looked at me with an incredible look and asked half the time: “Are you… are you a big official? ”

I laughed, “I've been sent undercover. Do you think I'm big? But I can let you go privately.” I looked at the phone and said, "It's 10: 00 in the morning and the police will be here as soon as possible at 2: 00 in the afternoon. You can leave before then, and I won't say a word after that. ”

The double-sided man said touched, "Why do you believe me, if I lie to you? ”

I shook my head: "Because I believe in my eyes...”

Suddenly there was a heavy footstep behind me, and Scarface came back, and the people on both sides told me to hide quickly. There was nowhere to hide around, so I drilled into the steps of the grand palace and into the cracks of the wall, and the cat squatted.

The double-faced man picked up the ax and went to work, and Scarface scolded: “Mom, I just didn't hear a noise, are you lazy? ”

"I took a short break," said the double-sided man. ”

Scarface said: "Where did the boss put the cigarette? ”

Double sided persuaded: "Brother Er, please smoke less. It's not easy to buy a few cigarettes in this shitty place. The boss knows and has to say you. ”

Scarface roared violently: “Fuck off, it's not your turn to teach me a lesson, you know what happened this morning, the old four and five tortoises grandchildren dug something and ran away, the boss took the guy after them. My grandmother's gonna be staring at those three students here. If you stick to me, kill them. Alas, what's all this, get me a pack of cigarettes or I'll chop you to death! ”

The man on both sides nodded his head and waist: “I'll bring it to you later. ”

When Scarface walked away, I revealed my head, and I asked, "Abbot with the guy, what guy? ”

The double-sided man replied: "Gun! They have a dozen rifles, I don't know where they're hiding. ”

I shrugged for a while, and if I had a gun, the police would probably have a lot of casualties if they came, and it would be better if we had the power to uniform the scar face.

I said, "Don't rush the cigarette, just give me a minute. ”

I thought I saw a kind of grass outside the temple. I ran outside the temple, uprooted the grass, and came back to give it to Humanity on both sides: “This herb is called a porcupine patchouli. You rub it down later and put the juice in the tobacco filament. ”

The double-sided man was frightened: "Is it poisonous? You mustn't poison me if he finds it wrong to kill me. ”

I laughed, "Don't worry, it's not poisonous, it's just a horny thing! ”

"I took the cigarette case apart," he added. "He must be suspicious. These people rolled up the tip of the knife and were highly suspicious. ”

I said, "Is there any way to fool around? ”

He thought, “I can hold one. I smoke too. It was they who gave me the cigarette to smoke. I had to be scolded, but it was worth it. One more word. Are you 100% sure? ”

I nodded, "Don't worry, I'll catch him alive. By the way, I have one more question for you. Do you know that password? ”

The double-sided man replied: "They won't let me participate in the treasure hunt, but they say it all the time, and I'll carry it, just twelve words, and you listen -- three sons and two sons and one ugly son and four unhyed. ”

After listening to it, I'm all fucked up. What the hell is this?

The double-sided man repeated, asking, "Remember? ”

And I said, "Remember, but are the twelve words out of order? Why is there a 1, 2, 3, 4 number in front? ”

Double sided laughed bitterly: "If I had known about the Xuan machine in here, I wouldn't be here now... it would have been killed long ago! ”

I patted him on the shoulder: "After the cigarette, run away, as far away as you can! ”

The double-sided sighed, “I've been in exile for 10 years. I've lost my job and my family. What can I do when I go out? ”

I said, "The temple of hiding is better than trailing in the mud. I think you can pretend to be a tourist monk. Though the days are a little bitter, you don't have to be shook up by them anymore. ”

The man on both sides suddenly got down on his knees, and I held him down and asked, "What are you doing? ”

He thanked him: "Great grace, no reward. Don't you know what the grace is called yet? ”

"My name is Song Yang," I said. "If you come to Nanjiang City, you can ask the police for a meal. ”

The man on both sides went to poison him, and I slipped back into the yard and saw Scar's face standing at the door with his waist forked and his face facing out. I climbed carefully against the roots of the wall and went back to the Zen Room. Wang was so excited to pull me back to the Zen Room: “Yoko, you're scaring us to death. I was so worried that the guy would rush in. ”

I said, "It's all right, by the way, let's play the theater later. ”

I outlined the plan, which was for two people to work in bed, make some noise, and seduce Scarface into it. Sun Bing-hearted's face turned red and said shyly: "Brother Song Yang, this is too sudden! Besides... besides...” she took a hard look at the king.

I said, "You don't have to do anything. Just make a little noise next to me. I'm in bed with Wang Dali for a double sport. ”

Wang Dali glanced at me: “Shit, change the law to take advantage of me, you must be interested in me! ”

I seriously ordered, "Seriously, we're going to capture a murderous criminal alive. We have to work together. If we fail, all three of us will die. Do you understand? ”

Both of them nodded together.

After a while, the double-sided man actually sent Scarface a pack of cigarettes. Scarface saw the double-sided man open one first, slapping on the double-sided face: “Mom, you're slipping your nose on the face, how dare you smoke my cigarettes? ”

"Brother, I'm a smoker, so give me one. ”

Scar stamped the cigarette on the floor with one foot: "Smoke! Smoke your mother, you're the boss! Get out!”

Wang Dali and Sun Bingxin looked stunned, and it can be seen that the double-sided people are in a very low position here, and are simply a servant of inferior rank.

However, after such a commotion, Scarface became unsuspecting and began to swallow cloud mist with a cigarette. He was extremely addicted to smoking, smoking one after the other, smoking three times in a row. I passed my eyes to Dali Wang and Sun Bingxin and began to prepare.

When we were ready, Wang Dali and I wrapped ourselves in a quilt. Wang Dali said with a grudge: “This time it was too much than the last time. Dry with a quilt! ”

I said, "That's a lot of bullshit. I didn't take my pants off! ”

"'With this trend,' said Wang Dali, 'the next time I think I'll lose my virginity...”

I started going up and down, Sun Bingxin squatted beside the bed and started screaming. She blushed, but she screamed so badly that something was wrong. There were still some words in her mouth: “Brother Song Yang, be gentle!”, “so comfortable!” I'm embarrassed to hear that.

I suddenly found Wang Da Li using a hard object against me, whispering: “Da Li, do you want a face, you're still hard. ”

Wang Dali said innocently: "No, you gave me the knife. ”

At this point, I'm not going to ask if it's a knife or anything.

Sun Bingxin shouted for a while and still didn't move. She whispered: "Brother Song Yang, your plan is not working! ”

I said, "Be patient, keep yelling. ”

Slutty patchouli, sheep eating even shepherd dogs dry, I'm sure Scarface is now on the brain of the sperm, all fever, restless mind, how can you withstand the rocking bed and women screaming from the house.

Suddenly the door was kicked open, Wang Dali immediately retracted into the nest to prevent being seen through. Scar's face was swollen and his nostrils were huge. He gasped in a whistle. He scolded violently: "Mom, sell the batch, you dog students, it's getting so exciting in here, I can hear the old man all hot and dry! ”

I said, "Don't come in. Get out of here. ”

Scarface walked over and said: "Little bastard, yell at me, you have to pay taxes on my land, let me do it first! ”

When he lifted the quilt, he saw me and Wang Dali hugging each other. The two men were sweating, and the quilt was stuck.

Scar's face stunned, his right hand quickly touched behind him, and I shouted: "Do it! ”

His feet were stepped inside a rope cover rubbed with sheets and his other end was held in his hand by Sun Bing's heart. Sun Bing's heart snapped a rope, and Scarface's feet were tightly wrapped, losing balance and leaning back.

I quickly pulled the quilt over him and hugged him to death!