The Underworld Detective

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Zhou Nan was frightened by a cold sweat and said with a smile: "I betrayed them too. They are from the police. Do I have to be loyal to them? ”

Naked and angry: “Grass, when I came out to hang out, you were still swinging in your dad's pants! ”

The clown patted Zhou Nan's shoulder with a smile. He pounded on his little brother and brought him a cloth bag, loaded him with some tokens and an invitation. Zhou Nan bowed thankfully: "Thank you, Lord Clown! Then I'll leave first. ”

Zhou Nan turned around and wanted to go. Suddenly, the clown stuck a stick on his head. Zhou Nan fell on the ground and twitched and threw up foam in his mouth. What was in his hand was everywhere.

The clown grinned: “I hate two or five sons. ”

I said, "You're very much like your predecessor. ”

“Like?” The clown pulled up and almost put his face on my face: "You think I'm just imitating him? No, no, no. Ever heard of borrowing a corpse for a soul? His soul is in my body, do you feel familiar with this look, clowns can't kill, hahahaha! ”

He laughed, and his penises laughed, and I certainly wouldn't believe that bullshit.

The clown suddenly stopped laughing, took care of my collar and patted me on the cheek: “You can't imagine falling into my hands, what am I supposed to do with you? Killing you with one knife doesn't seem to relieve much hatred. ”

I glanced at him and said: "If you want to settle the bill, call me. Don't get involved with my friend. ”

Bald eyes widened with emotion: "Brother Song! No, kill me to keep you company. ”

“So touching, in that case… get two knives.” The clown clapped his hands.

His little brother found two knives and stuffed them in my hand and in his bald hand. I was scared for a moment and I had guessed what he was going to do. The clown made a gesture: "Killing is not allowed here, but suicide is not allowed. The two of you stabbed yourselves in turns. If you're still standing, I'll take that man to the party! ”

“Brother Song!” Naked and staring at me, he was just a socialite, had never seen such a battle, and his eyes were frightened to tears.

I took a deep breath: “I'll go first! ”

The clown politely made a gesture, sat on the couch and handed over the popcorn, and he stuffed it in his mouth and looked at me.

I raised my knife and hesitated again. I was just stalling. The clown was a little impatient: “Come on, I'm almost done with popcorn. If you can't do it, stab each other. ”

At this point, there was a sound of fireworks lifting up outside, and a lot of little brothers went to the window and looked: "Boss, boss, it looks like it's starting! ”

Then three black men walked in: "The banquet is open, we are here to receive invitations. ”

The clown pointed at the pile in front of him and said: "It's all here! ”

The man in black snuck through the examination and reported: “A total of 780 tao coins, 13 invitations, you have seven eligible to go to the banquet, have you thought about who? ”

The clown stood up and did the whole thing: “Me, then... do as you please! By the way, leave one for the one who survived between them. ”

"Brother Song, we failed. ”

The black man swept me and my bald head, “Ask me, what is this? ”

The clown had his hands full: “I'm playing! ”

“Sorry, the 24-hour deadline is over, no more violence, you two throw away the knife, where to go, the people going to the banquet, please take the invitation to the cannibal hall at the end of the road, we will keep these coins for now! ”

The clown took the card handed over by the black man and smiled at me and said, “You're dead, let's go on after the party! The rest of us keep an eye on them. ”

The clown left with six younger brothers. He had just left the building, and the knife god rushed in and dropped several of his men sharply. Then Huang Xiaotao and Li Jiao also appeared at the stairwell. Huang Xiaotao held his gun and drank: “Don't move. ”

Everyone hurriedly threw down their weapons and raised their hands.

Skinny didn't know what was going on yet. He looked at me stunned. I smiled. “Come on, let's collect! ”

“What the hell is going on here?” Bald heads are still in the fog.

“Load it up and say it!” I was afraid the clown would notice a trick and turn back halfway.

These three blackjackets are naturally fake. I let Lee break in and hire them. The fireworks outside are also fake. It is enough to buy some fireworks for just one tao coin.

I had expected Zhou Nan to snitch on the clown, so after the clown found us, he would think it was true that the plan was simple and effective, which was to use the clown's mind blind zone.

We slipped the tao coins and invitations into bags, packed a total of seven bags, and I, Huang Xiaotao and Li Yu, who did not have invitations, took one each.

Three fake blackjackets said: "The reward Li Bao promised us is a hundred taels! ”

"The money you gave me was enough to buy clothes," Li explained. "This is a risky trick. How could anyone promise not to make a new promise? ”

The fake black man kept urging: “Give it to me, it's almost time. ”

I threw three bags at them, and I said, "Let's go! ”

“Brother, have a good time!” The fake black man took the bag and left.

We each took a bag and gave bald guy the extra dime, and I told him that this thing could be exchanged for money outside and could be used as a toll for his return trip. But hurry up, because once the Six Crazy Chefs collapse, the Tao coins circulating throughout the river and lake are all turned into souvenir coins.

Bald and full of pockets, he said excitedly: "Brother Song, I really have you, I was really scared. ”

I looked at the table, and I said, "In five minutes, run over there, bald, remember what I told you. ”

“I know!”

We took the money bag and ran out of the building to the cannibal palace at the end of the road, where the long line was accepting the invitation, or else, the clown and several of his men were waiting for us on the road, and they saw the bag in my hand, and he jumped furiously and shouted: “Bastard, you lied to me again! Kill them. ”

“Get past me first!” The Knife God blocked me from drinking.

The clown lit up the knife: “I can't go to the party anyway, kill them. ”

At this time, several people in black rushed out and pulled out their guns, pointing to the clown and others, and the black man warned: "What do you want? Is it against the rules? ”

The clown pointedly pointed at me: “He... he lied to me about something! ”

I said, "Whether it's a scam or a robbery, it's within the rules, and it hasn't just arrived, so my approach is reasonable and legitimate. ”

The clown laughed: "I have to peel you! ”

Bang, the black man shot at the ground at his feet, coldly said: “You are also the lower cadre of the organization, lose a little dignity, don't make us do it. ”

The clown's expression was fantastic and he was so angry that he said: "Song Yang, one day I will prepare a wonderful magic trick for you! ”

He threw a smokescreen bullet at his feet, and when the smoke dispersed, several of them were gone.

I said silently in my heart that there would not be a day.