The Witch, Who Once Was Called A Saint

Let's get this straight.

... I let him drink a lot too much.

It was already too late when I thought that, and I was completely drunk crushing my new men, who had just come from Wang Du. No, I had noticed from an early stage that I was lightly drunk, but I had a decent conversation, and the motion didn't look like that of a drunk.

However, when I thought, 'You drink like a bandit instead of looking classy,' things suddenly went wrong, like this.

I also feel a little uneasy that a drunk young man is the new deputy captain to this point, but I can never be cautious because I'm the captain of the drunk cause in the first place. Mostly this new guy doesn't even look like the type to turn down his new boss's booze in New Heaven and Earth, so I guess it's my fault. Mostly if I don't make him drink extra, he doesn't even look like the kind of guy who drinks more than the limit himself. Probably, though.

For now, I suddenly have trouble getting sick, so I decided to take him home to my house for one second... well, I'll be ten or eighty-nine at the same time as going home, and my daughter-in-law will be mad at me.

Think about how much people drink in general, or what you're doing to young kids! Am I right?

Nothing, I'm going to get drunk too... No, I was going to get a little drunk, but I didn't imagine it would suddenly change this far, so I just want you to meditate on my eyes somewhat.

"Just a little bit longer, so you can walk."

"It's a good idea, even if it's a cunt, I'll go back."

"You're not okay at all."

Nothing is more suspicious than the drunken word that it's okay.

"Well, I'll take care of him for now, so bear with me. I know Osama's gonna have a problem with you, but you're gonna have to put up with me because it doesn't make any difference."

"No, if that's not the girl, we're all in this together"

"It's rude for anyone to be with you...... and by" that kid "you mean the kid who helped you? What, you still think you're in love at first sight?

When this guy came to the fort, I asked him because he had too little luggage on his inauguration for anything, and he said he was in an accident. Anything, he slipped off every carriage.

I'm surprised, but if you weren't hurt badly, you're lucky to be unhappy.

If I tried to speak to him about how hard it was, he said that one woman helped him in doing so.

I didn't say anything more on the spot, but I thought I'd have to ask for booze at the end of the welcome. In this case, I would expect a beautiful woman to be helping me. I decided to ask him about the root digging leaves - well, that's why I crushed them.

I was thinking of asking if I was a little more drunk, but I wouldn't even be able to ask more than this happened before I asked.

No, I heard about that for a second.

But if I said so with the intention of making a little tease of him because he had turned to you, his men had a snarling grin as he shook his neck to the side.

"I was asleep when I first saw her, but she was so cute, and for a moment, I thought I'd met a goddess in the post-mortem world."

"Buh."

Even in drunken terms, it's too bad.

I'm not ashamed of anything, I'm sayin 'it's a rush.

It may have been to so many beautiful women, but only about as many poets would describe it that way.

"But it's not love at first sight."

"Why not? You don't fall in love at first sight when you see a goddess, do you?"

"It was too sacred and I didn't even feel that way. But when I woke up, I looked so grumpy, I knew I wasn't a goddess."

"... you suddenly hated me"

Instead of laughing happily, the content of the story just sounded bad ahead of time.

And then again, I thought he'd say the same thing. Is that the word you use for a woman who likens her to a goddess, even if she looks grumpy?

However, my men didn't even seem to care about the fine dust like that.

"I don't know. But I'm glad you're not a goddess. If you were a goddess, you wouldn't have been able to talk."

I looked up to heaven with my shoulders lent to my new men, who would return a sobering answer at a prolonged pace characteristic of drunkenness. Can I take it as positive or should I consider it lax?

I don't seem to be the tough type, and I'm good with you for hearing you're a good place to hang out. And no matter how famous Bombon is, he can't give such a young man the rank of deputy captain without just merit, but he's not going to dare to talk about it from himself either.

The point is - I was relieved to be a very easy guy to hang out with, but nevertheless it's something I've got a lot of dignified men to say. Isn't it going to be interesting?

"Well, it wasn't love at first sight, it was almost love at first sight," you mean.

Once I want to see what kind of child I am with my daughter who has boned out a serious looking knight... that's what I think, my men were tilting their necks.

"So, no. I just think I need to go say thank you again."

"Is that all?

"I just met you and you fall in love, that's not true, is it? You just want to see the smiling face at that time, don't you? And I was just wondering..."

From what I can tell, I think I'm already in love with that face alone, but apparently this guy has no such thing as consciousness.

"I think it's better if I thank you."

"What is it"

"Nothing, drunk"

Well, I was going to follow you around the next time we had a drink together.

But I could never hear the rest of the story from this man.

The day after I brought back Iosphorite, I told Iosphorite that I had a headache and I told her everything I had heard. Because of that, Iosphorite has refused to drink with me at all since. Even when I invited the others out for a drink, this one alone hasn't spoken of booze in front of me at all.

To be honest, I also have a sense that I've made a little too much fun of myself. 'Cause I usually treat people in forts other than mine without thorns, and the rest of them are freaking out with the eyes that I must have said something. Well, more than anything if you're being friendly with me, but I don't think you could have a few more follow-ups to me.

Iosfolight seemed to remember all the stories at the store, but although he hadn't completely forgotten the stories on his way home, they looked somewhat obscure. But if I told him what I heard from Ios, he had a very hard look on his face. So I did a lot of things on track, but I was gently flushed by the drunken iosfolite, and I was silent about what I wanted to know. Very unfortunately, well, I was enjoying that, too.

But the teasing came to me later, too.

"Captain, I'm late for work. Please clean this up properly."

"Hey, give me a hand..."

"I've already done where I can help. Rest assured that we have already contacted your wife that the captain will not be able to return until the job is cleared."

"... you, don't hesitate"

"What are you talking about? This is supposed to be all the captain's business. Don't run away."

Iosphorite has a pretty different vibe than when she first went for a drink, and she doesn't show reluctance or effort and she always says that to me. Well, he seems to think I'm the captain for once, so he can stand me up in public, and he's cleaning me up before I tell him where my hands aren't turning. I know a hundred people can't complain because there are quite a few things that are putting me in an OK state just to sign...

"Well, maybe it's not a bad sign that you beat me up, either."

"What have you done?

"No, it's nothing... no, I guess there is. Hey, Iosphorite."

"Anything?"

"You, you've come here a lot."

Iosphorite hadn't been able to react to my abrupt words for a moment, but shortly afterwards, she had what a hard look to say. It also seemed like I was lost in judging whether I should be honestly happy with that or whether I was trying to make fun of it.

I honestly just want you to be happy here... well, I guess this should be told to the guy who helped him.

"I'd love to meet a kid who helped you get here safely."

"... there's still room to chat, which means it seems okay to add this"

"Oh, hey."

I just wanted to say thank you purely, so you wouldn't have to think there was a back to everything you said.

But more interest has grown in how such iosfolite and goddess interact.

I just hadn't imagined it by then.

I never thought the first time I saw that 'goddess' would be to look like I was grabbing Iosphorite's chest barn.