What are the consequences of stroking the tiger's whiskers?

Naturally, the tiger exploded its hair.

Xue Chengxiu narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "What do you call me?" The ending sounded upward, and the danger was self-evident.

Although he often has his father's mentality coming up, he still has all kinds of discomfort when the pursued lover calls so. Is he very old?

"Oh, it's so late," Yu Siyang pretended to look at the wall clock on the wall, "I'm going to take a bath and sleep because of the smell of oily smoke, hahaha..." He fled upstairs while smiling.

Mr. Xue's expression is terrifying, he looks like he's going to eat people, and he is scared to pee!

Yu Siyang’s movements are not unpleasant, but Mr. Xue, who is tall and long in legs, has a long stride, and he follows behind him unhurriedly. When the door is about to be closed, he stretches out his hand and stands in front of the door. Blocking the door.

Yu Siyang: "!!!"

"Mr. Xue, it's such a coincidence, you also go to the room to take a bath and sleep, hahaha..." While laughing, I wanted to punch myself. What a coincidence, my brain short-circuited.

Xue Chengxiu was very cooperative and nodded pretentiously: "It's a coincidence."

Yu Siyang: "..." How should I continue this?

"Do you need my help to rub your back?" Xue Chengxiu rolled up his sleeves and made the appearance of a hard-working bather.

Yu Siyang shook his head frantically: "No need, no need..."

"It's better to rub it, after all, such a sexy back."

Yu Siyang almost knelt, Pei Ziteng said that Mr. Xue had a grudge, it was not exaggerated at all.

"I was wrong." Admitted very simply and neatly.

"Where did you go wrong?"

"Uh...this...Would you like to give some hints?"

"Stupid." Xue Chengxiu rubbed his soft hair.

They have been living together for more than half a year, but they have been busy separately. After careful calculations, they don’t spend a lot of time together. The boy who was restrained and silent at the beginning can play innocent jokes and chat with him after putting his guard down. The funny things during the filming, getting along with more and more relaxed and relaxed, the baby fat on the face gradually receded, showing the handsome outline of the youth, and time has carved this child even better.

All this made him like him more and more, and he couldn’t help but treat him as a child. I was afraid that he would be cold and hot. I was afraid that he would be wronged. I always felt that he would not take care of himself. After being bullied, with all kinds of care and strict education, I just hope to treat him a little better, and then a little better.

"Go take a shower and go to bed, don't you have to get up early tomorrow." Xue Chengxiu rubbed the soft hair under his hands, stepped back, and helped shut the door.

Yu Siyang stood still on the spot for a long while, motionless.

The look in Mr. Xue's eyes just now was touching, gentle and profound, and reminded him of a lotus wine that was opened by Master, which was said to have been aged for 20 years.

"Woo..."

He suddenly groaned and squatted down, covering his face.

Why does he think that Mr. Xue looks so delicious and wants to take a bite?

He is full for dinner and is not hungry?!

Surprised by his "appetite", Yu Siyang took a bath while brain supplementing the "ten possibilities of becoming a big stomach king". The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong with him-such as his brain...

Sleeping in such a depressed mood, Yu Siyang had a dream.

In the dream, walking among a large expanse of blooming rose bushes, the air was filled with a fragrant fragrance. Suddenly, a huge tiger with golden hair and black stripes jumped out in front of him.

The tiger squatted in front of him to block his way, but he was not scared at all. Instead, he thought that this tiger looked delicious and was so big that he would definitely be able to eat for half a year.

"Tiger, will you let me have a bite?" he asked Tiger.

The tiger could actually speak human language, and offered to exchange terms: "If you let me rub your back, I will give you a bite."

He thought, rubbing my back again and letting me eat, isn't this just letting me take advantage of everything.

I immediately agreed.

The tiger's furry face suddenly showed a triumphant smile, jumped up to him, opened his mouth wide and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Oh oh oh..."

Yu Siyang was so scared by her own dream that he rolled off the bed, wrapped in a quilt, lying on the floor for a long time, unable to recover.

At first glance, it was only 5:30 in the morning, but he felt awake from the dream. He didn't have the habit of returning to sleep, so he got up to wash and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

The closer the end of the year is, the busier Xue Chengxiu is. In addition, this year the Emperor Xue's family is still making trouble, and he is even more busy. Therefore, he also got up early and prepared to leave for the airport.

"Are you going out so early?" Yu Siyang was lying on the sofa in the living room playing games with a tablet computer, seeing Xue Chengxiu coming down from the stairs in a suit and shoes, and hurriedly got up and asked.

Xue Chengxiu nodded and said, "I was going to tell you yesterday, but I forgot. I'm going to a meeting and going out for a few days. You and Mu Mu will be good at home."

"Oh. Then don't you have breakfast? I made buns." Yu Siyang asked.

"It's too late," Xue Chengxiu shook his head, "I will be back on Sunday night and accompany you to the court next Monday."

Yu Siyang said: "If you are busy, you don't have to hurry back. I can go with the lawyer."

Xue Chengxiu rubbed the messy hair on his head and said softly: "We have taken the ninety-nine steps together. This last step must be accompanied by you."

"Thank you." Yu Siyang felt that he was too clumsy. He obviously had a lot to say, but he couldn't say anything. So he looked at the wall clock on the wall and said: "Wait for me. "Then rushed into the kitchen.

Xue Chengxiu was waiting for him at the hallway. After a while, he saw him coming over with a thermal insulation box.

"This, just came out, take it to the road and eat it."

Yu Siyang handed the insulation box over, and Xue Chengxiu took it, opened it, and was speechless.

The zoo that hadn't been there for a long time appeared again.

There are several buns neatly packed in the thermal insulation box. The buns are made into tiger heads. In fact, he even wants to say that they are cat heads, but with the clear "king" on his forehead, he can only regard these buns as tigers.

"Is this for Mumu?"

Yu Siyang put aside his eyes in embarrassment, and whispered: "Make it for everyone."

I lost my mind when I was making buns in the morning. I was full of the tiger in my dream. I accidentally made the buns into tiger heads.

Xue Chengxiu covered the insulation box and held it in his hand. With the other hand, he rubbed the dull hair of his child and said, "I'm leaving."

"A good trip, pay attention to safety." Yu Siyang sent to the door, watching the black Bentley disappear at the corner of the road before turning back.

Sitting on the sofa, I picked up the tablet again, but I couldn't play the game anymore.

Putting the tablet computer casually on the sofa, Yu Siyang lay down on the sofa in a paralyzed posture of the imperial capital, and found melancholy that after one night, his "appetite" did not disappear.

Last night I thought that Mr. Xue looked delicious. Today I saw Mr. Xue in a suit and leather shoes. He felt that he had changed to another flavor, but it also looked delicious.

"Did I evolve new functions?" Cannibalism?

Yu Siyang muttered to himself, shuddered by his huge brain hole, and hurriedly went to the kitchen to eat a tiger head bamboo shoot and dried vegetable buns.

Stir-fried bamboo shoots and dried vegetables with pork belly absorbed the fat in the meat, added star anise and soy sauce, and cooked through a low heat. The skin of the buns was soft and soft, and the dried bamboo shoots and vegetable fillings inside were crispy and soft. It didn't take much effort to eat, and I finished it in a few bites, but because I ate too fast, it became more memorable and I wanted to eat it again.

Yu Siyang ate three tiger heads in a row before giving up, always keeping in mind that "only 80% full, less gastrointestinal burden", although he still wanted to eat.

——My craftsmanship is as good as ever, and even I can't help but want to eat.

It just so happened that I was going to record the show with Brother Zhan today, so I'll bring him two to eat. By the way, you can ask him something.

The talk show that Zhan Heng wants to record is another show created by Fangyuan on Haixing TV. The name is "Round Eyes to See the World". The ratings are naturally not as good as the ace show "Happy Players", but because the people invited are all different. The audience of elites from all walks of life is mostly well-educated intellectuals, such as successful people and white-collar elites, and they talk about many high-end topics.

Yu Siyang only appeared as a friend invited by Zhan Heng. Naturally, he couldn't steal the limelight from the protagonist. The topic to be discussed was sent to him a long time ago. It was a strange topic-"the healthy and healthy development of the film industry."

When Luo Peng got this topic, he complained: "It is more appropriate to write a 20,000-word essay on this topic."

Hearing what Luo Peng said, Yu Siyang immediately enlightened him and went to find some papers and journals to learn about the film industry. After studying for a few days, he is now very confident that he can write a high-quality paper...No, It is a good match for recording programs...

"Brother Zhan, I brought steamed buns, do you want to eat it?" When I arrived at the Haixing Building in the afternoon, Yu Siyang took out the insulation box like Xianbao.

Zhan Heng twitched his mouth and said, "You want me to eat buns in the afternoon?"

"Then do you eat it?"

The hand that Yu Siyang handed out was already recovered, Zhan Heng snatched it over and said, "Why don't you eat it, you have a conscience."

It happened that I didn't have enough food at noon, so this bun was barely regarded as afternoon tea.

The heat preservation box was not big, and there were two tiger head buns in it. Zhan Heng took a tiger head in his hand. After despising Yu Siyang's aesthetics, he bit down the buns, and the taste was immediately conquered by the soft buns.

Whether it's the bun skin or the filling, the softness complements each other, and there is a strong salty fragrance in the mouth, but the bun has already been swallowed in the belly, and the meaning is still unfinished.

Two steamed buns were quickly eaten, Zhan Heng expressed dissatisfaction: "Why did you only bring two? Is this deliberately to provoke my gluttons?"

Yu Siyang twitched his mouth and said, "Don't eat too much in the afternoon."

"The bun with the big kid's fist, it's just two, and it's called too much?"

"...Then what, don't you want to keep in shape, if your abdominal muscles are gone, what should Brother Xiaofeng dislike you?"

Zhan Heng: "..."

Well, for the sake of your point of view, I don't care about the sin of deliberately bringing a bun to make my abdominal muscles disappear and not letting me enjoy it.

"Brother Zhan, let me ask you a question." Yu Siyang looked around in the dressing room and saw that everyone else was busy. He approached Zhan Heng and whispered: "Have you ever seen someone? Eat him, this feeling?"

Zhan Heng immediately smiled very coquettishly, "I feel this way all the time."

"Every moment? Who do you want to eat?" Yu Siyang asked immediately.

"Stupid!" Zhan Heng all kinds of contempt for Yu Siyang's IQ, "Naturally it is Xiaofeng, who else can be besides him."

"Why would you want to eat Brother Xiaofeng?"

Zhan Heng smiled more coquettishly, "Naturally I like him. I love him. I don't want to be separated from him for a moment, I just want to be one with him."

Yu Siyang was shown a face, and he didn't want to talk to Zhan Heng anymore.

This is the case every time. It's really annoying to show affection if you have a chance, and show off if you don't have a chance.

Today’s Xiu Enai mission was completed, and Zhan Heng was in a good mood. When he thought of Yu Siyang asking him such a question, he immediately turned on the gossip mode and asked, “Who would Xiaoyu want to eat? Would you like your brother to give you some tricks?”

Yu Siyang pretended to lower his head to play with the phone and ignored him.

Zhan Heng poked him, "Oh, I'm still shy. I don't know who it is if you don't say it."

Yu Siyang: "!!!"

Zhan Heng chanted affectionately: "Winter is here, can spring be far behind?"

Yu Siyang: Neurosis!