This scumbag is not easy

Back to your seat.

Wu Jing and Lu Wan'er turned their heads sideways and looked at Qin Fei gleefully.

"Hey, Qin Fei, what song are you going to sing? Do you need a dancer? Waner Square Dance is pretty good." Wu Jing said first.

"Wu Jing, go to death, your belly dance is also good." Wan'er was not to be outdone.

"Well, let's go striptease together, the one we danced together in the dormitory at noon yesterday."

...

It’s hard to imagine what happens every day in the girls’ dormitory. Can I stay for one night?

"If you want to jump yourself, I'm not as flexible as you." Lu Waner was defeated.

"Even if I'm afraid the boys in our class have nosebleeds."

"You think too much. Except for Luo Guangxu, who is blind, all boys in our class like Xiuxiu's Bai Fumei."

"Am I not white, am I not rich, am I not beautiful, am I worse than her in any way, am I proud, am I swollen."

"You still have many advantages, such as a thick skin, such as being able to eat and sleep well, haha."

"Wan'er, are you looking for shit..."

These two girls are really two live treasures.

"Hey hey hey, two live treasures, can you give some constructive comments? What I sing is better? I'm tired of it now." Qin Fei is really having a headache.

"Come on boy's "Youth Training Manual", it's pretty good." This is not your boy's song.

"No, it's too mentally retarded, it doesn't fit my handsome and cold image."

"It would be very difficult to fit your image. Phoenix Legend's "The Most Dazzling National Style" is mountain and soil, barely close." Wan'er made up again, accurate.

"Brother Chopsticks' "Little Apple" is also good, but compared with your temperament, it is fresher and more refined."

"Can you two walk around on a small country road, don't force the good to be a prostitute."

"Then give you a pertinent suggestion. If you want to complete the task without making a fool of yourself, two tigers are good." Wu Jing finally became more reliable.

"Can you have a little connotation, this time I plan to take my heart, not my kidney." Qin Fei really wanted this affectionate feeling.

"Then sing Mayday's "Love When I Die"."

"Not from the Shining Band?"

"It's all sung by faith, it doesn't matter."

.....

It doesn't matter, I believe you a ghost.

"Stop it, I sing Jay Chou's "Sunny Day", what do you think." In fact, Qin Fei knows this song and likes it very much.

Why does Qin Fei play this song?

Because Cao Ying likes it very much, there was a time when she insisted on putting an earplug in her ear and listening with her. She said that this is the youth on campus!

Practice makes perfect. If you listen to more, you can naturally hum a sentence or two.

Qin Fei also sang this song when he graduated from junior high school and sang K.

"Wow, Jay Chou, that's good, but it's very embarrassing to yourself..." Lu Wan'er revealed expectations in her eyes, and revealed doubts.

"Wow, sunny, Qin Fei, stop making trouble. You can't sing this kind of song. Don't insult my idol Jay Chou."

"Find a simpler one, if you sing well, it can touch Tu Li's heart, maybe you can make her fall in love with you."

"Spare me, I don't want to find a girlfriend who is crying at every turn, and there is a mother next to me to teach me, this is buy one get one free."

"Hahaha..."

"What do you think, Will." Qin Fei still wanted to ask a man's opinion, and the ladies were too emotional.

"After you sang "Gong Xi Get Cai", let's stop Jay Chou and ruin my idol song." I didn't expect this to be another Jay Chou fan.

"Are you all unanimous about me singing Jay Chou?"

"Yes." The three said in unison, all nodding at the same time.

......

Okay, just wait and see, dogs look down on people!

Who is Qin Fei,

An ordinary person who wants a face, after all, performs in front of the classmates. He doesn't intend to be too embarrassed, but none of you know that Brother has a secret weapon.

Qin Fei secretly turned on the system, calmly typing: "Get singing ability".

Please choose: 1. Jay Chou 2. Zhou Huajian 3. Zhou Jie 4. Zhou Xingchi

Thankfully, with Jay Chou, the sunny day is stable.

Zhou Huajian?Well, I forgot the lyrics in the middle of singing.

Why does Nima still have Zhou Jie, do you want him to come out and stare at his nostrils? There is no classmate Ziwei in the class.

Stephen Chow?Just be funny, singing is numb, like Li Xianglan is also good.

Qin Fei quickly clicked on 1.

The following box appears in the system with the following content:

Ability: singing ability

Character: Jay Chou

Condition: Must sing on the cross to take effect

Effective time: one day

Singing in the splits?

Qin Fei is indeed a genius, his bones are amazed, but a little stiff.

Qin Fei's flexibility, how can I say it, is the kind that can't touch his knees without bending over.

I haven't split it yet, it hurts even after thinking about it.

"Ling Ling Ling." It's time to come.

After school.

Except for some of the classmates who were waiting for the meal, most of the classmates did not leave. They looked forward to Qin Fei.

They are actually a group of guys who don't think it is too big to watch the excitement. Since ancient times, the Chinese have such advanced onlookers consciousness, great boisterous spirit and noble habit of watching excitement.

"You don't need to eat, why don't you leave?" Qin Fei walked out embarrassedly. He didn't expect such a big scene and felt a little guilty.

"You don't need to eat rice, you still have to listen to the song." Someone responded.

"Hurry up, if you don't sing anymore, Wu Tuli will leave." Qin Fei didn't know who was talking, and he was still memorizing the lyrics. For a while, Jay Chou didn't know if he was reliable.

Wu Tuli is indeed a little embarrassed, but she also finds it interesting. She sits motionless and doesn't think of herself as the heroine at all.

"Well, in order to express my apologies, I will bring a Jay Chou's "Sunny Day" below. I hope that after listening to it, Tuli can change his mind, change the past, and forgive me."

"Let's talk after you sing. If you sing well, you will be spared a death penalty." Wu Tuli did not speak, and Huang Honglu's husband's family took the conversation again.

Bodhisattva heart!

"Wait a moment, everyone. I will take a split to warm up."

Everyone is used to Qin Fei's nonsensical humor!

Qin Fei really couldn't help it. This damn system was here to rectify him, and there should be a hatred of unshakable enemies.

Qin Fei tried his best, bit by bit, enduring the severe pain of the hip muscles, and slowly split the fork, the split was not a leg, it was really not easy.

"Ahaha, Qin Fei, what are you doing? I told you to sing instead of splitting."

"I sing like this, with a lower focus, and the voice will be more stable and better." They thought Qin Fei was joking, and I was serious.

"Then you might as well sing upside down." Another girl spoke up, named Wan Yao, a very domineering girl.

This person will mention it later.

"Stop making trouble, everybody, help. Squeeze, I can't go down." Qin Fei really couldn't go down. The kind Tang Will came up and kicked on the heel.

"Ah." With a sound, the person went down, but Qin Fei's cool tight slacks crotch opened.

"Hahaha..." The girls were already laughing too hard, but fortunately, this posture did not disappear.

"Blue, spicy eyes." Someone sees it, you see through.

Qin Fei held back, closed his eyes, put away all distractions, and finally spoke.

A wonderful note floated out.

"The little yellow flower of the story has been floating since the year of birth, and the swing of childhood has been dangling from memory to the present."

It was quiet in the noisy classroom just now.

What is crispy.

This is Qin Fei.

Everyone's pupils were magnified several times, their mouths changed to 0, and they looked at Qin Fei who was singing in the splits, incredible.

False singing, it must have been such a strict anti-counterfeiting these years, Qin Fei actually resisted the trend and made love.

"Whose phone is turned on and sing, please turn it off, please."

But they found that no one was playing the song, and the sound really came from Qin Fei's damn mouth.

it is true.

The system brother is angry, and Qin Fei who sings in the splits is now possessed by Jay Chou.

The beautiful melody, the most handsome expression in the world, and the illegible Chinese singing method is not bad at all.

Although the splits were very inelegant, he was still radiant, and Qin Fei was now the most beautiful boy in this class.

A few clever classmates quietly took out their phones and recorded them silently. They were originally intended to threaten Qin Fei in the future, but they did not expect to become precious memories of youth.

"On a windy day, I tried to hold your hand, but unfortunately, the rain is getting so big that I can't see you. How long will it take before I can be by your side. When it clears, maybe I will be better."

Qin Fei's thighs were already numb, and the crotch still had a bit of cool breeze invading, but there was only a song in his mind. It seemed that he had entered a state of singing god, and the more he sang, the more energetic he sang.

No one wants to interrupt Qin Fei. Many tutors who are sitting in chairs studying have turned around for him, and I will blow the light for you.

The scene of The Good Voice of China is the first split-singer in history.

The familiar melody continued. Suddenly, I didn't know who was taking the lead, and started to sing softly. It should be Wang Jieguan of 406, the bald head, and he is still a bit level in singing.

Then it developed into a cantata for the whole class.

"Once upon a time, there was someone who loved you for a long time, but the wind gradually blown the distance so far. After all, I could love one more day, but at the end of the story, you still seem to say goodbye and skip class for you. That day, the day the flowers fell, the one in the classroom."

While Qin Fei sang affectionately, there was also a person at the door who was dumbfounded. Hearing this affectionate song, tears slowly appeared in his eyes.

She came to Qin Fei for dinner. When she got to the door, she was suddenly shocked by the sound of the song. She looked inside and found that Qin Fei was singing.

And he was still splitting, funny and affectionate, and Qin Fei combined them perfectly.

In this song, the feeling of wanting to love but not daring to show it in youth, loving it but afraid of being rejected, ambiguous, arguing and arguing at the end, without the courage to say it first, seems to have penetrated everyone’s heart, everyone All feel the same.

I finally gave up the song with one song, the meaning is still unfinished, and I can't calm down for a long time.