This scumbag is not easy

Act Two: The Axe Gang.

Qin Fei and Luo Cang retreated.

The four came out slowly.

Wang Jieguan, Long Tengfei, Yang Shangsong, and Wu Laodong were walking towards each other.

Everyone on the back of their bodies has taped a word, ax-head-big-bang.

Wang Jieguan: "Damn, Boss Tang is really him, he still wants beautiful women on a hot day, where shall we go to fix it."

Long Tengfei: "That's it, it's really bad luck, the three bosses are better than the other, I don't even have a wife."

Yang Shangsong: "Don't talk nonsense, we axe gang, who are in this way, no one dare to offend us, it is not easy to find a beautiful woman."

Wu Laodong: "Why don't you catch your wife and give it a shot."

Yang Shangsong: "I'll go to you."

Long Tengfei: "Don't be noisy, take a look, it's here to see you, this chest is superb."

The four looked up.

Saw Qin Miou and Luo Yingtai walking towards him.

In order to show the details of Qin Miou's rescue of Luo Yingtai just now.

The two hurriedly went to the toilet to pour water just now.

So the two of them were soaked.

Luo Pan's big steamed buns are ready to come out.

The audience was almost laughing to death.

Zhang Yi also hugged Bai Yuxiu and bent over when he saw the two appear on the stage. It was so funny.

Wang Jieguan: "Wow, the temptation to get wet, this is really great."

Wu Laodong: "Yes, brothers do it."

The three rushed up and caught Qin Miou directly.

Qin Miou: "No, what are you doing."

Wu Laodong: "Don't be forced, the boss of our axe gang has taken a fancy to you, you can go back with me."

Qin Miou: "What the hell, I am a man, you are blind, catch her."

Long Tengfei: "I'm sorry, my brothers are a little bit cross-eyed, and caught the wrong person. Catch her."

Luo Yingtai: "Ahhhh, Miopah, save me, I'm afraid."

Qin Miou: "Yes, catch my girlfriend, no, no."

Four people have caught Luo Yingtai and disappeared at the door of the classroom.

"God. Why do you treat me like this? I can't even protect my woman. What am I. I'm dead."

Just as Qin Miou pretended to be sad and wanted to hit the wall to commit suicide, Xie Dongjian, dressed in a rag, walked out, acting as a powerful old man.

"Boy, what are you crying for."

"My girlfriend Luo Yingtai was taken away by the axe gang."

"Do you want to save her."

"Not very much."

The whole class laughed again, and the teacher on the podium watched it with gusto.

"what?"

"No, there is nothing I can do."

"Then I can help you."

"How to help."

"There are three axes here, gold, silver, and bronze. You pick one, it can help you get revenge and save Mei Jiao Niang."

"Really, it doesn't matter if it doesn't save people or anything. What's important is whether this is really a gold, silver and bronze axe."

"Yes."

"Well, I want them all."

"Child, you are too honest, I like it, take it all, but each axe can only be cut once. Please use it with caution, otherwise you can't save your girlfriend."

"I'm going, isn't this killing me, can I not save Luo Yingtai..."

In this way, three iron axes appeared in Qin Miou's hands.

"If you don't go, you will be unlucky forever."

The lights are dim.

Act Three: Single Horse to Save People

"Come out, come out to me."

With three axes, Qin Miou single-handedly broke into the axe gang.

The four gangsters directly blocked Qin Miou's path.

Wang Jieguan: "He Fang, junior, dare to run wild with the axe gang."

Qin Miou: "Stop talking nonsense and hand over my female ticket."

Long Tengfei: "Haha, do you just hand it over? Then we are not very shameless."

Qin Miou: "It's okay if you don't pay, I just came to ask, then I'm fine, let's go first."

Qin Miou turned around and left.

He was already scared.

I didn't expect so many people.

The audience couldn't think of this plot, even Yu Huo's little daughter giggled.

Yang Shangsong: "Close the door and hit the dog. Do you think this is a public toilet? You can come and leave if you want."

Qin Miou: "What do you want."

Wu Laodong: "Kneel to beg for mercy and call Dad, haha..."

Qin Miou: "Too much bullying, Dad... Dad... Dad..."

It's called an intimacy.

Wang Jieguan: "The pants are off, let me see."

Qin Miou: "..."

Qin Miou: "You forced me to eat me with an axe."

Qin Miou took out a copper axe from his waist and hacked it out.

The four gangsters were very cooperative and fell directly, all of them died unexpectedly.

That's awesome.

This copper axe.

Four lives with one axe.

However, the axe seemed to be scrapped when it was used up, and turned into scrap iron, which Qin Miou threw directly away.

Everyone has guessed the next plot.

It was Mr. Qin Miou, played by Qin Fei, who passed through the generals all the way, using a silver axe and a golden axe to destroy Fu Andi and the two guardians played by Yao Ming.

Finally, Don Will, the boss of the Axe Gang, appeared.

"Haha, Mr. Qin Miou, right? I have been waiting for you for a long time, and you are finally here."

"Stop talking nonsense, where is my woman Luo Yingtai."

"Here, here, please take her away quickly."

"..."

"Oh, hell, it's so annoying, I vomit after eating, not responsible at all."

Luo Yingtai came out slowly from behind the scenes.

"I'm not going, Miou, how could I be willing to go? I really like the axe gang. Everyone here is very talented, speaks nicely, and Will you are so handsome. Miou left."

Luo Cang showed the feminine energy of a woman to the fullest. It was just a real performance, and everyone was laughing too hard.

"In that case, forget it." Qin Miou bowed his head and prepared to leave.

"No, you take him away." Tang boss said begging for mercy.

"I can't beat you, I ran out of axe." Qin Miou was helpless.

"No need, I beg you, take her away, I was scummed by her."

"Don't be so polite, I don't really want to come." The two were pushing each other.

"Hmph, don't you all want me, then I will die." Luo Yingtai was about to hit the wall.

"Go ahead, just die."

"Hmm, I will help you collect the corpse."

The two men were already sitting next to each other drinking and chatting, and they felt like seeing each other late.

"I'm sorry, my little brothers have bad eyes, and they caught the woman in Xiongtai. You can take it away quickly."

"Hey, it doesn't matter what a woman does. You and I see it right away, and I hate it when we meet each other. Women are just clothes, and brothers are brothers. We are happy and let him alone."

"Yes, yes, we brothers are of the same mind, and it is profitable. Together, we can definitely create a world that belongs to us."

"Hahaha."

The two men left hand in hand like this, leaving Luo Yingtai behind, crying sadly.

The back is touching.

There was thunderous applause in the audience.

This is a very successful sketch. The acting is all online. Anyway, everyone is full of laughter.

No matter which role is impressive.

This has also become an eternal classic of the eighteenth grade.

All the people in the dormitory walked out side by side and bowed collectively.

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