Those who get involved and move to another world are usually cheats

"Alright, little bird!

(Huh?)

It has been a while since I enrolled in school, and it is already a hot day in spring.

The name of the person I knew came into the ear of the earth that was about to drop out of school.

(Behind the school building... the contents are largely predictable...)

The earth decided to peek after only a few thoughts.

I lost curiosity.

"Little Bird Yuki-kun! I like it! Stay with me!

……

The earth witnessed just when a girl shrugged her courage and confessed.

And the earth was in doubt.

(He said he had never received a love letter... Was that a lie?

A pink letter that Strong Sai has in his hand. It is a "love letter" that can be seen clearly from a distance.

Seeing the letter, Johnsai slowly opened his mouth.

I have a question for you.

"Ha, yes!

"Why me?

"That's... that's... cool and gentle..."

I opened my mouth again without changing my complexion.

"Do you have an engagement?

"Hey, engagement!?

Ah.

"Um... um... um..."

I waited for a while, but the girl silenced after a while.

And...

"... I see."

That's what I said. I gave the girl the letter I had.

And that means...

─!

The girl burst into tears in her eyes and ran away momentum.

The earth tries to get away from this gap....

"Hey, are you there?

They found us again.

The earth appeared quietly in front of Kansai.

"It's rude to peek at a man's confession."

"I didn't even think it was a confession because of you, but you were aware of it."

"That's rude. I'm proud to be sensitive to girls' preferences."

"Never."

The earth sighed loudly and stared at Jingsai.

"Why did you say no?

"? I didn't mean to say no?

And I was stunned by the words of Kosai.

"So you didn't mean to say no?

Ah.

"Engagement, what did you say?"

"You don't know if you're going to get married before you go out. Well, if we went out, we'd like to get married."

You wrote me back.

"? What's wrong with that?

……

"What's wrong?

The earth looked at Jiansai with unspeakable eyes.

(Severe if you come this far... anything is too bad)

"What are you looking at?"

"You said you never got a love letter, right?

"Oh, that was the first time."

"Is this your first time... then there's nothing you can do?

"I can't help it..."

Hang on, someone's coming.

"Who is it? Who the hell are you?

"... what? You don't feel anything?

"? What do you feel?"

Symptoms...

Both of you, huh?

As the earth tried to answer, a girl student broke in.

"I wonder what Kensai and earth are doing here.

What was that, Mio?

Mio asks questions with a smile that creates a naughty atmosphere.

It was a martial arts battle that passed through completely.

"What is it?"

"No, I was vigilant because the earth was huge."

"Big deal?"

"Oh, how are the signs?"

"Earth... let's do that until the second grade of junior high school..."

"... I see."

(Did you notice me hiding the signs and Mio didn't notice at all? I don't think Kansai was lying at that time....)

"What the hell are you, Johnson?

"Wow. Don't ask me all of a sudden."

"Well, let's go home faster than that!

Mio was a little anxious, but they didn't notice the anxiety.

"Ah, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Nh, come on."

When the three of them tried to get out of the back of the school building, Kensai said so and quickly disappeared.

"... hey"

"Kensai was probably born in the wrong world."

Mio murmured before the earth said anything.

"What does that mean?

"I was born in the wrong world."

If they said so, it would have been the earth to pass lightly, but they did not pass away at this time.

"Johnsai, you confessed just now, right?

"... ahh"

"Did you have any doubts at the time?

"... there are about three"

……

"Firstly, he said he had never received a love letter, but that was a lie, wasn't it?

"I'm sorry, it's true. As far as I know."

"You haven't been in high school for six months? And yet you've confessed... that's strange."

"Our alma mater was the same in middle school."

"What's wrong with that?

"And then, when I was in elementary school, I had an incident. And that's when I became unusually frightened of Kansai....."

At that time, the earth did not miss Mio's biting teeth.

"Does it have anything to do with the case that you like about Kosai?

"Ahahah... I knew it!

"I don't think he was as appealing as he was."

"It was so easy to understand....."

"I don't think you should ask about the case."

"Yes, it would be helpful if you did."

"Secondly, why did you ask such a question?

"What did the engagement say?

You got it.

"Yeah, it's just twisting."

"Really?

Maybe.

"Then the third one... Mio, who are you?"

"I'm the wife of Kotoyu Kensai."

"... don't tear it up. Why couldn't Kensai feel Mio's sign?

"So, let's do that until the second grade of middle school... I don't know what the signs are..."

"... really?

"Yeah."

(If I wanted to find out about him, I would have an extra mystery... Who are you really...?

Mio murmured as the earth tried to organize the harvest to date.

It's too late to come home from Kensai.

I'll go check it out.

(I'd like to ask you something in person.)

And the earth departed temporarily.

Mio sighs at the back of the earth.

"I'm sorry, after all, I don't have the courage to tell you everything... I don't mean I don't trust the earth, but men other than Kansai are a bit bitter...!!?

"Let's get some sleep."

Suddenly, Mio stopped speaking with something behind her mouth.

Since it was behind the school building, there was no traffic and no help came.

Hmm! Nh!!

(Who!? Who's calling me...?)

Then Mio was attacked by a sudden sleeping demon and fell asleep.

………

……

…

"... what happened?

This was the first voice when the earth met the battle.

"Just a little shoulder bump."

"People don't faint just by hitting their shoulders, right?

Yes, there were five stunned senior students in front of them.

"Well, that's good. Earth, let's go back."

Ah, ahh

And when they tried to leave, one of the fallen senior students smiled spookily.

"It's... it's over."

"... what happened?"

For some reason, he asks angrily with anger.

"Takami has already abducted that woman. We win."

"... Takami?

Strong Sai sees the earth.

The atmosphere of the earth was filled with anger.

"Um... fucking niisan!!

The earth ran away screaming like that.

"Ah, the earth!... hey, what do you mean you kidnapped him?"

"It means as it is. Takami said she was going to rape her in front of her brother."

"Rape? Why?"

"I don't know. Just as long as I envy him because he seems pretty cute."

What's her name?

"Ha? I'm going to teach you - haaaa!! I'll teach you!!

Johnsai stepped on the senior student's feet and tried to force him to vomit.

"So, who are you?

"Hah... hah... that woman's name is... Toyami!! My legs! My feet!!

The senior student's feet were trampled on by the martial arts and bent in an unexpected direction.

Hey, where's Mio?

"My feet..."

"I don't have legs!!

Ufufu!

He grabbed his chest and forced it to stand, then put a knee kick in his abdomen.

"Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

"Just tell me where Mio is right now!!

I'll kick you in the same spot again.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...."

"I told you to tell me where you are before you apologize!

Then I kick my thighs.

There was a noise that could not be heard, and it blew up about five meters.

"I'm gonna die... I'm gonna be killed...!

Senior students crawled to escape, but Johnsai grabbed his head with one hand and fished it up.

"Hey, if I don't tell you soon, you're really going to die? You"

"Yes, it's the Takami family! So don't kill me!

Kensai let go of his hand and left the scene silently.

………

……

…

(Shit! I got those two involved in my family situation!

The earth was on its way home with all its might.

And...

"Do you have a fucking brother?!

That was fast.

I arrived at my house and tried to beat my brother or not.

"Whoa, don't move. If you can see this."

"This...! The exterior way!

Show Mio sleeping with a knife on the earth.

"Ha, cheerful... Well, that's the way it is now."

When the brother of the earth said so, Zorosolo and his sons surrounded the earth.

"Oh, you guys... why..."

"I'm sorry, earth... forgive me!

That's what he said, and he hit the earth one by one.

"Damn, this is oniisan's... foreigner."

The earth fought without being disadvantaged even by a large number of underlings...

"Nh!!

My body suddenly stopped moving.

"No way... Stun gun?

(That bastard... has fallen so far...)

Everyone seized the weakness of the earth.

Well, you're finally calm.

"Shit... bastard...!

"No matter how much you scream, I'll just rape this woman in front of you. Feel the despair of being raped in front of your own eyes!

"No, it doesn't matter!

"The closer you look, the cuter you look. I'm looking forward to seeing you--hah!?

When the brother of the earth tried to touch Mio, he blew up as if he had been hit by something.

"Hey, I'm trying to touch Mio gently."

"Strong Sai!?

"Earth, I'll tell you what's going on later."

"Ah, ahh...."

"Ask again. I'm trying to feel comfortable touching Mio."

"You... you're such a jerk!

"A flying tool? This...?!

Strong Sai punched where there was nothing (...).

And...

Gu!

The brother of the earth blew up again.

"This is a sonic boom. It's hard to handle... alright!

Next, he fired a sonic boom at the gatekeepers who were seizing the earth.

"Bring it together. I'll clean it up before Mio wakes up."

It was the beginning of a one-on-one fight.

………

……

…

"Well, it's a monster...!

Kensai left all the brothers of the earth and earth stunned.

That time, just five minutes.

(Is that what Mio meant when he said "I was born in the wrong world"...?

The earth wakes up a body that is much able to move, and sees its own brother.

"Hyi!!

Having noticed the sight of the earth, his brother hurried away from the scene.

"Hey, wait, wait, wait!

The earth tried to chase it, but Kansai stopped it.

"Why stop!? He took Mio..."

"I know."

"Then why!?

Johnsai pointed silently towards the direction from which the brother of the earth fled.

He's already been caught.

"What do you mean?

"I don't know who it is, but you're here, right? Come out."

When Kensai said so, an adult came out who grabbed the breasts of his fainted brother on the earth.

"Father!?

"... how long have you known?

"Just now. Looks like you're good at hiding, old man."

"This time, my son is being disrespectful..."

"I don't care, just give it back. I'm sorry if I don't break my bones."

Bones...

That said, the parents of the earth broke the bones of his brother's arm.

I wake up with that pain.

"Haaaa!!? Father!?

Do you want me to fold another one?

And the pain made me faint again.

"Ji, you're my real son, right?

Shizukuishi's martial arts are also upset.

By the silent affirmation of the earth, I laughed bitterly in addition to being upset.

Still not enough? Next, legs... "

"No, no. Enough is enough. I'll be home before Mio wakes up."

Kensai embraced Mio and tried to leave the scene...

Hold on a second.

The parents of the earth have stopped me.

"What else can I do for you?

"Oh, I'm really sorry about the disrespect of the disciples. However, even though these pupils are immature, they are all those I have trained. I want to know what you were able to do when you defeated those underlings in less than five minutes."

"... in short, you want to make a deal with me?

Ah.

"Johnson, stop! I can't beat my father no matter how strong you are!

"Keep the earth quiet!

"Nh!!

(Damn it... my instincts scare my father... I had to stop fighting somehow....)

The earth watched the state of Strongsai, but it did not move at all.

On the contrary, he was smiling.

"All right, old man. If it's conditional, I'll fix it."

Hmm, conditional.

"Oh, if I win, have some yakiniku."

"... what?

Kensai made these conditions without jokes.

It seemed to the parents of the earth that they knew that, and they shook their shoulders and laughed.

"Fufu, that's an interesting one... If you beat me, you'll get a barbecue."

"Oh, well, then you can make arrangements."

"Very well. I'll feed you until you hate meat!

"Fu, that's why I have to come... Earth, Mio, please."

Ah, ahh

The earth to which Mio had been entrusted by Kosai was still confused.

(Yakiniku!? Does he go out with his father for yakiniku!? Are you stupid!?

Put the earth aside, and the parents of Jiansai and the earth are ready.

"Okay, let's go. Old man."

"Come anytime!

They kicked the ground at the cue.

………

……

…

Well, I'll come back for yakiniku again.

Johnsai left the house of the earth with Mio still asleep.

"... no way. I didn't expect this earth to play with me in my first year of high school."

"Father....."

The result is an overwhelming victory in the battle.

Moreover, Mio was killed instantly enough to start.

"Who is he?

"I don't know. It's just..."

The earth still strikes the painful body and tries to leave the house.

"I know you're stupid."

And the earth pursued after him with a satchel of martial arts.

………

……

…

Immediately after the earth left the house, I bowled with Jinsai.

"What happened to you, Mio?

"I got up, I got beat up, I got away."

"I'm such an idiot."

Uuuuuuuuuu

Strong Sai receives a bag from the earth and tries to thank him...

"Hey, Earth."

"What?

Go to the hospital now.

"What? Why?

(I'm sure he was hit by a stun gun... but he didn't do enough damage to get to the hospital?

"It's about time you fell down.

"... what?

"Too much damage to my feet. Go to the hospital before it's too late. I have to go. I have to take him."

"Okay, okay! I'm going to the hospital."

That's what the earth said and went to the hospital.

"Don't run too much!

"You want me to go to the hospital or you don't want me to!?

Kensai abandoned the earth with such an exchange.

And...

"I'm sorry. There's nothing wrong with your feet. It's just a heartbeat."

That said, Kensai looked at the stun gun.

"It should be okay because it's not over the limit... it's already like this."

Having laughed bitterly at myself without realizing that it was completely dark around me, Kensai started walking...

"Huh? That way, you'll have summer vacation from next week... All right, when we get into summer vacation... fufufu..."

So I went home with bumps.