Time Air Conditioner

There were several families in the small park opposite, but they were all in a static state without exception.A chubby Latin kid who happened to be frozen while sliding the dinosaur slide, the gesture of raising his hands and cheering looks really funny and creepy.

He looked at these two places carefully, and then decided not to go either way.[Go ahead.Suo Zhongwu moved his shoulders and found that his whole body was still full of vitality. It was no problem to participate in the triathlon.

[The maintenance channel for the staff in the tourist area is probably not so easy to find. If you want to go out, it is better to take the road.Go ahead. Although you have to cross a large area of ​​farmland, you can definitely reach the interstate highway.At that time, I'll just hitchhike by the way——]

"Dear guest."

The voice of the customer service manager sounded extremely grimly behind.The ice cream truck on the edge of the park opened the roof as if echoing, and a group of black quadcopters rose into the air, buzzing and flying towards Suo Zhongwu."We sincerely provide high-quality services," they not only used their own loudspeakers to shout, they even connected to the central broadcasting station of the elementary school, using loud speakers to make deafening noises:

"But it requires the honest cooperation of customers. May I ask, which compensation plan do you plan to choose?"

Suo Zhongwu punched the red customer service manager with a middle finger, took a deep breath and ran again.His goal is the hedge, the hedge that lies directly in front of him, as long as he passes through the T-shaped opening, it is an endless green corn field.[Go and serve each other, the machine is silly X!

However, this group of silly machines is not easy to deal with, and the reinforcements are endless.Just as Suo Zhongwu leaped across the road and was only a few meters away from the hedge, a giant robot suddenly stood up from the ground, blocking the front like an iron wall.

"Dear guest, I am the gardener robot G-0083M2." It waved the circular saw on the main arm and the extra-large gardening shears on the auxiliary hand, and warned Suo Zhongwu condescendingly:

"Go forward and you will enter the F-01 tour area. If you want to temporarily change the tour itinerary, you need to upgrade your package in advance or pay $9.99 for an hour of experience."

Suo Zhongwu compared the body shapes of the two sides, and then looked at his empty hands. The power that filled his body disappeared like a flood."I didn't choose either." He turned around, deliberately not continuing to look at the gardening robot, trying to leave a dignity in this way:

"That said, this cursed Fuxking place, I won't wait for a second! What about the customer service manager? The red one? It's you, hurry up! There is a set meal for the ticket, I don't want it all Now, take it to the car yard to reserve a seat, the robot dumb donkey!"

This sentence was like a magic spell and immediately stopped the group of quadcopters in the air."I am deeply sorry about this." The customer service manager who was painted bright red nodded slowly in the air (actually, it was the swinging propeller), the golden main photoelectric eye flashed:

"You gave up the most essential part of the itinerary, which is really a great loss in life. But the company has always put customer needs first and spared no effort to provide quality services... Please here, please stop here. The field is only a 15-minute walk, and a happy walk is good for physical and mental health, and noisy scooters will only spoil the atmosphere, right?"

These remarks can be described as wild flowers, but also stingy into the CPU.The matter was not over yet. Along the way, the customer service manager kept staring at Suo Zhongwu, for fear that the "respected guests" would walk along with things as a souvenir; when it reached the empty parking lot of the A-32 tourist area, it floated up and down like a bumblebee. Fei, only Suo Zhongwu took a free leaflet.

The genetic mix of Grandet and Zhou Papi is probably not stingy to this extent.Suo Zhongwu banged on the electric hood and strongly protested to the red horned robot, insisting on giving one star to the service in the tourist area, but the customer service manager "very regretfully" said that the theme park's scoring system happened to be malfunctioning It takes about three to five working days to repair.

"To apologize, I am willing to provide a specific service coupon worth $1.99. Dear guests, you are welcome to come and play again during weekends, statutory holidays and annual holidays." It is clear that the guests are already in a rage, and this product does not look at the atmosphere at all. Throwing out a lot of publicity like a salesman:

"We are the'Old Stars and Shadows' theme park, satisfying all people's desire for the golden age! Don't forget to recommend to friends and family, A-Li-Ha!"

In the end, he was forced to sell cute, and Suo Zhongwu was stubborn, and his soul was almost frozen.He stopped making negative comments, and drove the drone away like a dog, and then sat down in the driver's seat, without easing his energy for a long time.[Also recommended, let’s dream!I am the only tourist in such a large area, and this kind of passenger flow collapsed as soon as possible!

Suo Zhongwu hasn't been so frustrated since joining the air-conditioner.First, he was stunned by the medicine on the space station site, and then thrown into the so-called "theme park", letting profiteers slaughter them inexplicably.According to the bill given by the customer service manager, he actually paid up to $499 for the "Early 21st Century North American Suburban Residential Area Experience" project, which is more expensive than going to Mickey Mouse Land.[And I didn't play anything.I'm like your lungs!

Although this money was neither earned nor given by him consciously, but for no reason, there is so much green paper, who can be willing to change it?To make matters worse, Suo Zhongwu didn't know how much money was left in his account, let alone where he should withdraw money.

"Things" refused to respond to the call, and even after a week, there was no way to try to travel through time and space.He is equivalent to being trapped in this place. Apart from the costume on his body, he has only an old car under his butt. It is impossible to survive in this unfamiliar environment with this "golden treasure".

Suo Zhongwu quickly searched the entire car, only to find a few mint gums, two small paper receipts sealed in plastic, and a ridiculous Ximu doll lucky pendant.Not to mention it’s the money to survive the difficult times, Suo Zhongwu doesn’t even know the identity he was assigned to, and he has to think of the name when he receives the relief box—

The windowpane was knocked suddenly."Boom, dong, dong", three times simply and neatly."Following the order of the customer service manager, I now return the personal belongings stored by the tourists." A four-legged cargo robot leaned on the window, and the photoelectric eye stared at Suo Zhongwu:

"The luggage storage fee totals US$2.98, which has been automatically deducted from the pre-deposit. If you need to carry it to the trunk of the vehicle, you still need to pay another 25 cents. Do you choose to invest in coins or pay online?"