Time Air Conditioner

Chapter 9: Mire (9)

After hearing these sounds, the food truck actually stopped by the side of the road and did not need to deliberately stop it.Wearing a long coat of World War I style, the leader carefully walked to the front of the fender and looked up at the roof of the car.His face was suspicious, his right eye was almost narrowed into a slit, and his left eye was...hidden under a black blindfold made of genuine leather?

"Dude, the look is good!" Suo Zhongwu smiled with two rows of teeth, and continued to pretend to be the silly son of the squire:

"Is it the offline surroundings of the Caribbean copy? When was it on sale, I haven't seen it before?"

"A ghost in the Caribbean!" The leader subconsciously pressed the blindfold, his pale face turned red, and he was obviously angry:

"This is a tribute to General Dayan! He is the hero of the four Zion Wars. The trash in the red zone of Riyadh is unworthy for General Dayan to wash the toilet!"

"I don't know him. It sounds terrific." Suo Zhongwu nodded solemnly, smiling even brighter:

"There are heroes in every age. And I believe that the hero of this election year is us. Do you start work now? I'm eager to try!"

The "Hard Shell" following the team leader couldn't help laughing at this, and the AR-290 in his hand almost fell to the ground.Many of the unemployed who came to receive the food were also amused by Suo Zhongwu, but "Didi" immediately waved the pig stick and scared them to shut up immediately with electric sparks.

The leader wearing the blindfold did not smile.Never laughed."Who introduced this silly bird..." He shook his head, grumbled angrily, then put his left hand on the handle of the gun, and rushed to Suo Zhongwu with a standard poker face:

"Don't worry, I'll introduce myself. I am Isaac'Assault Fist', with Mr. Teague's endorsement as a guarantee. What is your origin? Is there a guarantor? By the way, based on your'excellent quality' , Why haven't you been shaken down by the training camp?"

"I don't understand what you said." Suo Zhongwu continued to pretend to be stupid, even using Mr. Bean's expression, shaking his head frequently.He found with satisfaction that this time not only "Hard Shell" watched with gusto, even "Red Six" turned his head around, watching the excitement intently.[There are two left.Just continue like this.] "Guarantor? I didn't find anyone, and I didn't apply for a loan. There is also that training camp, is it the kind of boy scouts? I didn't participate, and no one told me to go."

"That's impossible." The blindfold leader tilted his head, his brown pupils suddenly shrank:

"Registered volunteers must be trained. Come on, man, who instructed you to come? How many friends followed?"

"I told me to come!" Suo Zhongwu knew that as long as he said a wrong sentence or made extra moves, he would be shot immediately by the team leader.But the feeling of the blade wandering made him even more excited, and the adrenaline couldn't stop pumping into the blood vessels throughout the body.

"That book teaches the world to be compassionate, so I filled in the application and made a special trip to help the poor! Haha, this is the so-called grace apocalypse!" He slapped his thigh heavily, so that he would not provoke him like a big jump. When you come to the gun, you will not be overly restrained, but will not conform to the personality:

"I have brought a lot of food stamps, and cash, everyone has a share! Look, I also bought street survival clothes from eBay, at least the appearance of the poor-I mean the recipients, and the recipients share the joys and sorrows! But I don’t know if I have to bring guns. Do I have to buy these at my own expense? Or I have to go to that, uh, what kind of training camp, and then wait for the public announcement?”

After he finished saying this, "Red Six" had already squeezed his smile to the limit, and simply squatted to the ground with his stomach."Hard shell" is greedy, and while smirking, he quietly put his finger into the trigger guard, obviously moving his mind.As for the "Didi" who drove pigs and sticks, she became the best performer among the three. She at least stated her purpose directly, instead of slyly choosing to attack.

"Sweetheart, give me the baby directly." She put the heavy stick on her shoulders, and seductively cast a wink at Suo Zhongwu:

"I'm sure to make the best use of everything and send them where they should be. Come down, handsome guy, I'll help you~"

"Really? Thank you~~" Suo Zhongwu immediately slumped down the donkey and straightened up pretending to be excited.Of course, he didn't forget to sway the roof twice, pretending to almost fall to the ground, to hide his true skill."I'm so lucky to meet so many kind-hearted people." He put his hands together and looked at "Didi" very reverently, letting a female horse with a devil face to enjoy the treatment of the Kali goddess. :

"This sister, can you wait for me for a minute? I have to leave a message to Baisheng Group, thank them for their great charitable cause, and thank them for their justice partners!"

"Didi" finally couldn't hold it anymore, and burst into laughter on the spot, and the false eyelashes almost flew out.In order to cover up her gaffe, she quickly turned her head to the side and suppressed her emotions, but her shoulders were still shaking, and there was a sharp sound of birdsong from time to time.

She is pretty good.The "hard shell" with a greedy face was far more exaggerated than "Didi". At this moment, he had laughed so that his throat was hoarse, and he had to bend down like a prawn, his hands firmly covering his knees."Justice, haha, justice partner!" The guy laughed loose the helmet straps, and the FAST helmet slouched to the back of his head, and his saliva and nose continued to fall on the carbine dangling in front of his chest like rain:

"Yes, we are the most justice, persimmon oil and justice,'You see the Stars and Stripes are not still flying high', haha, hahahaha!"

"Red Six" had already gotten up, and was so excited by his comrades that he simply sat back on the ground and continued to giggle, completely ignoring the large group of unemployed behind him.If the blindfold leader is a competent commander, he should strictly rectify discipline at this time, but his actual performance is not much better than the three men.

Not long ago, this guy was still suspicious, and his one eye was full of alert.But now he covers his face with his left hand, the muscles around his ears are beating, and he is obviously trying to suffocate his smile, fighting in vain with Suo Zhongwu's acting skills."I said, puff, I said, so what, I said!" The blindfold leader struggled for more than ten seconds before forming a complete sentence:

"I said, buddy, don't leave a message, check your application first. I remember if it is 150,000 or 160,000? Don't talk nonsense. Now that you are here, don’t go back. If everything is left behind, it’s a social practice.. Hey, come and help me catch people. Talk about you guys, smile, smile, smile! "Hard shell", "Red Six", "Didi", I am up The person in front of you swears, if you can't stop within five seconds, I will--!"