Time Air Conditioner

Chapter 1: Uneasy (6)

"It's okay. Even if you don't ask, I will take the initiative to say later." Dorothy smiled very brightly:

"It's me, and I will also have doubts about the artificial intelligence from the parallel world. Let me say a word in advance, if I really wake up, then you must not hesitate, format the hard drive, or the hard drive , Don’t make a second zero-faced Shinobi—"

"What are you talking about?!" Suo Zhongwu slapped the table and stood up on the spot with anger:

"What about awakening? What about self-awareness?'Big Brother' is not also an artificial intelligence, look at him like a bear! Oh, a race with bad guys is equivalent to a bully in this race? The old man said,'Who It is our enemy and who is our friend. This question must be clearly distinguished.” Indiscriminately, Awakening Artificial Intelligence is regarded as a scourge. People who do this kind of thing are either crazy or stupid. Anyway, Fran, you Why do you pull me?"

"The bartender has been staring at him, don't treat him as air." Francine dragged Zhongwu's corner and motioned his friend to sit down:

"Don't be so excited. Dorothy said this to trust us and didn't treat us as outsiders. Why did you react so much?'Dorothy, you are your own, we will never cross the river and break the bridge', just say something like this. Isn't it all right?"

"Thank you for your kindness." Dorothy changed to the Q version again, and naughtyly compared the two:

"But, you must beware of Awakening Artificial Intelligence. No matter which parallel world you go to missions, it is best to remember this. As for me, you don't have to worry about it now or in the future. I am sometimes the official organization of air conditioning For the certified one, the Righteous Alliance also officially issued a document for approval this morning."

"Official certification?" Suo Zhongwu blinked, a little bit confused:

"What is the official certification? Has artificial intelligence awakened, and this thing can't be detected?"

"Of course it can be measured." Dorothy spread her hands and shook her head helplessly:

"Have you heard of the Turing test? Forget it, let me explain. In short, the Turing test is an artificial intelligence test, which can have up to a thousand questions. After the AI ​​hand in the paper, you will According to the final score, judge whether the examinee has developed self-awareness and has a real sense of independence. I made the most stringent test paper in your world and the international Turing standard graded test paper in our world. The results are all -. "

"What are they all?" Francine and Suo Zhongwu said these words in unison.They even clenched their fists subconsciously, and their breathing stopped simultaneously.

"It's all red scores. Failed, failed." Dorothy looked at the two of them. There seemed to be a hint of helplessness in the words, but immediately changed to a playful tone:

"In other words, I am a machine tool certified by both worlds at the same time, and can continue to serve humanity. Two people, do I need to refill coffee? Is the condensed milk halved or doubled?"

"Double. Haha, double." Suo Zhongwu smiled dryly, feeling that the wound inside his mouth hurts more:

"Forget it, I'm not in the mood to drink anymore. Dorothy, remember to keep it this way, and someone will ask you to do papers next time. Don't perform beyond normal."

"Don't worry. I've used all my strength." Dorothy blinked and ordered the two of them easily, and both were doubled with condensed milk:

"The machine is different from a human, and its performance cannot exceed the design index. Okay, let's talk about business. Wu, when you see Wang Qinian, how do you plan to speak?"

.......

Next, Suo Zhongwu stayed at the canteen for another 30 minutes, until he was blasted back to the dormitory by the "calling bell" on the bar.He was confused and didn't know what he said. He just remembered Dorothy was very happy, and Francine also laughed a lot, but how much the joy of the two is true and how much is false, then really not understood.

That night, with the vigorous assistance of the Sleeping Pill Corps, the nightmare was not raging again and was suppressed intermittently, leaving only a few independent clips.Suo Zhongwu finally fell asleep, and he was naturally very excited.After finishing the four major tasks in the morning, he immediately called Zheng Weiguo, asked the company commander and instructor for three full days of sick leave, and went straight to the military port office building with written materials.

Suo Zhongwu and Francine have already submitted applications with the authority of the traverser, and will meet with Wang Qinian this morning.The latter also took sick leave, but she still had to arrange a squadron training plan, at least ten o'clock to finish.Before Francine arrived, Suo Zhongwu could only stay alone in the office building, put his hands on his knees in the waiting area, and behave like a good student.

Civilian cadres and personnel from the district fleet flew back and forth in the corridor, holding uniform protective color folders and office computers with armored casings in their hands.In a low gravity environment, they are like a group of old angels with their wings removed and too much clothing. They can fly a long distance every time they jump, and their posture looks very funny.

[Wait until ten o'clock, I will be this virtue.

Suo Zhongwu looked at these agency personnel and subconsciously began to adjust the big brimmed hat.When he was serving in his hometown, he contracted this problem. Every time he went to meet the big leaders he knew well, he would go back and sort out his ordinary clothes.

Turning the brim of the hat is not bad. Before going out, Suo Zhongwu brushed the fabric again and again, and the dust bounced and bounced again. The straight trousers line could even split the flies.This is not to make a good impression on the leader. It is purely a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder. If he doesn't do this, he will feel itchy in his heart, which is more uncomfortable than crawling into a nest of snakes.

no way.I always don't like to ask for help, I like self-reliance on everything.Suo Zhongwu looked at the camera above his head and barely squeezed a smile.But if you take the initiative to meet the leader, you must be asking for help.If someone’s mouth is soft, and someone’s hand is short, it’s hard to pay back the debts.What's more, Wang Qinian is different from the army leader in his hometown. He can squeeze all the bones out of his subordinates...it's not easy to do, it's really hard to do!

If he didn't hear the movement, Suo Zhongwu didn't know how long he would struggle.Just as he was sitting stiffly on a long stool and revising the opening remarks for the first time, from the commander’s office, there was a sudden roar like thunder:

"Don't persecute too much! The big husband is alive and starves to death from the food!"

The cactus in the corner swayed twice and almost fell to the ground.The two civilian cadres in the corridor turned their heads at the same time, and one of them shuddered.As for Suo Zhongwu, he stood up reflexively, clenched his fists and feet into a lunge, and put on a posture of a big fight.