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"The boss is right. There is Tommy on the other side. What if they are slammed? If the Dongzhai gate is lost, Kotweimel will be finished immediately! Besides, the boss must have left behind, last night , Isn't the'Dashan' always brightly lit? He must have left a gift for the Baron, wait for a good show!"

The views of the veteran really convinced many subordinates.But opponents still exist, and the number is still quite large.However, when the word "Dashan" was uttered, the two groups of people who were opposed to each other showed smiles at the same time, and they still had the kind of ill-intentioned narrow smiles.

No one in Kotweimel village does not know the famous name of "Dashan".Although little Albert is a foreigner, when he came to the big fair before, he did not hear the story from his father and brother less.[Facing Nanzhai Gate, a giant human dung pile less than a hundred feet away from the trench.This is the "big mountain" of Kotweimel, the elegant "landscape" famous far and near].

Kotweimel is home to more than three hundred households, which produce thousands of livres (units of weight) of pollution every day.If left alone, the yellow and white things will definitely flood the streets, making people want to go out and have nowhere to stay.The congressional council, who was forced to do nothing, had to hire people to clean up the streets every day, and gather all the dirt on the side of the road and put it outside the wall.

This method of handling excrement is nothing new.The towns attached to the Bishop of Ajemo, and New Poitiers, the capital of the Duchy of Aquitaine, also need to clean the streets regularly, and then transport them out in dung trucks for disposal.But the problem is that the geographical environment of these two places is much better than that of Kotweimel.

The Aljemo Cathedral was surrounded by forests on three sides, and when dirt poured into it, it would be sucked clean instantly.As for New Poitiers, although tens of thousands of people are crowded in the city, the water system is extremely developed and can quickly wash away the yellow and white things poured in.According to Father Emile, the citizens of New Poitiers have long been accustomed to this method of disposal, and have developed the habit of not drinking river water; in that city, drilling wells and selling clean water are very profitable businesses. The country folks simply cannot imagine.

The location of Kotweimel is far inferior to these two places.Since the Guiyi River was diverted, there has been a shortage of water here. Most of the farmland is irrigated by rain, and the output is much lower than that of the surrounding villages. The nearby forests are also covered by woodland because of the needs of residents, villagers, and merchants from afar. The lessee was cut at odds and ends.

In desperation, the council could only hit the mortal excrement that was temporarily ineffective and hit the dried-up pond stacked outside the south wall. This was originally just a stopgap measure, but it continued year after year and became everyone. The usual rules.

Mountains cannot rise on level ground, but "big mountains" are not subject to such restrictions.Day after day, month after month, the pond that had dried up due to the diversion of the Guy River was actually filled with excrement, bone residue, and rotten utensils, and even swelled further, one end higher than the wall.If the longbowman lays out there, he can suppress the defenders from a high position and reduce the effectiveness of the shield to almost nothing. If the Baron goes one step further and drags the catapult up, the church tower may be able to be defeated by him. Hit.

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Little Albert imagined this scene, and the smile that had just appeared suddenly disappeared.There are many militiamen who share the same ideas on the wall. After many people laugh narrowly, they immediately become anxious and turn their heads in the direction of the "big mountain."

Baron Bayonne did not disappoint the audience, and all actions did not deviate from the expectations of the militia.The marching column he sent, really stopped in front of the dunghill, and began to scream and start the battle formation.

After the knight is still responsible for covering the side, the original mission remains unchanged.The hookers lined up in front of the "big mountain" to resist possible counterattacks from the defenders. The heavy squads jumped to the ground and unloaded the trucks with the conscripted serfs. In addition to the big barrels of black powder, there were many linoleum bags of different shapes. Eight achievements are parts of siege machinery.

The longbowmen, this time uncharacteristically, didn't bring the picket.Each of them covered their mouth and nose with a piece of cloth, in addition to wearing gloves and long leather boots, the bags were tighter than when they went out in winter.This is so, this group of mercenaries are still not enough. They spilled things on their bodies just before they set off. They are more careful than attending a dance party.

Little Albert could not smell there.But he guessed that most of the longbowmen used wine vinegar, and there was perfume if it wasn't.This can't be considered artificial, because the longbowmen immediately began to climb the "mountain". More than 30 people limped and approached the yellow-green, soft and wet "mountain" at a speed like a snail. .

Seeing this scene, little Albert felt only a twitch in his stomach, and the bitter liquid had rushed up the esophagus.The militiamen at Dongzhaimen were also all dumbfounded. The short spearman closest to him even mumbled to himself in a half-envious and half-contradictory manner, and kept chanting "How much is this. How much will the robber baron have to give them!" "

The Lumeng kid couldn't answer this question.But he had to admit that Baron Bayonne chose to break through the Nanzhai Wall and did a good move.If the Longbowman had a firm foothold on the top of the mountain, the defenders of Nanzhaimen would be too heavy to lift their heads.At that time, the mercenaries can either pile up gunpowder barrels at the bottom of the wall to blast, or they can easily climb up the wall and drag their opponents into a flesh-and-blood mill for hand-to-hand combat.

How to do?What should I do?Little Albert looked at the crowd climbing the "big mountain" and stomped his feet in a hurry.For a moment, even moved the idea of ​​directly looking for the village master.

[What on earth does Boss Gerald think?Didn't he stay behind, why doesn't he show up yet?Can we just stay where we are, praying for the "big mountain" to fall by itself?People go up there every day to water it, and it's already strong!It's a bit sleazy at the top, but no matter how slippery it is, it can't make everyone fall over at the same time-what is that?

On the wall of Nanzhai, four fire lights suddenly lit up.They fell down the wall at an astonishing speed, flew over the trenches, and rushed to the bottom of the "big mountain" quickly.

On New Year's Day, Father Emile Penn once set off fireworks in the village of Noblewa. The effect of the medicine twist he ignited at that time was very imaginative with these fire lights. However, the scale of the two is at least a thousand times different. If the village priest uses the medicine "twist", then the Nanzhai wall uses the medicine "python", a super python with a length of more than 100 law feet. [Such thick leads. How loud is the next "bang"?