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"Haha, hahahaha!" He held Paul's arm and tried to stand still, and laughter couldn't stop from deep in his throat:

"Honorable sir, hahahaha, you are really, you are really good at joking. Thanks, let me keep my sword. Although it is a bastard sword, it is not a real bastard to be beaten. Face these axes, even You won’t be able to cut the blade if you split ten!"

"Maybe." Suo Zhongwu raised his battle axe in front of him, carefully examining the many gaps on the blade.The carapace used to make weapons must be the top grade among the top grades, but the best hairy prawns are nothing more than hairy prawns, whose taste is not as good as the tail of rat spots."Under the ground, bone swords and stone spears must be enough. But the monsters have to run to the ground, and they will face the steel of mortals. The nature of garbage is exposed."

"Actually, this set of things they made is not all rubbish." Gerard Chevalier looked very proud with his hands on his hips, and even called his subordinates leisurely:

"Big Paul, didn't you test the shining bow? Come and tell you more about it."

"It's just my own opinions." The thick-necked veteran immediately stepped forward, pressing his right hand on his chest, and solemnly saluting Suo Zhongwu:

"I've tried both bows used by monsters. The pulling power of the large-scale goods is not as good as the longbow, but it is much stronger than the hunting bow. Even with the fangs, it can knock down a sheep within a hundred feet. Yingbows are harder and heavier than longbows. If we use our popular method of arching (Mediterranean shooting), it will be even more awkward to use. If you use iron arrowheads, even the most common three-sided arrowheads , It can also shoot through my lock armor within a hundred feet, and it is quite powerful."

"The performance is really good." Suo Zhongwu shrugged.In order to match this posture, the power armor immediately creaked his shoulder joints, forcing him to speak in a loud voice, unexpectedly getting a comedic effect:

"But no matter how good a bow is, it is a bow. Yes, a bow. I'm talking about a bow. For you, strong crossbows are already a commodity on the street, and fire guns are used by everyone. If the number of people is equal, can it still be used? Afraid of losing the shot?"

Including Gerrard, the five veterans shook their heads one after another, saying that they were absolutely not ashamed.Next, they stepped forward one after another to show their determination, boasting of their amazing shooting skills by the way, "Even if Achilles comes over, he can blow his heels."

The atmosphere in the parking area slowly became cheerful.Despite the deliberate and unnatural smiles, these mortal veterans laughed after all, instead of looking grim one by one when checking the heavy armor of the selection.Suo Zhongwu was very satisfied with this, and soon joined it, joking with English mixed with French; as for the tomahawk of the Xuanfeng monster, he was thrown aside casually, as if it were used toilet paper. If you hold it, your hands will get dirty.

The actual situation is completely different from the illusion he created.Suo Zhongwu attached great importance to these weapons and took photos of each one from different angles.He knew very well that the monsters' swords, axes, bows and arrows are indeed scumbags in terms of performance, but their shapes are very backed and quite intriguing.

The battle axe just now is a very typical example.Its blade is wide at the back and narrow at the front, and finally gathered into a sharp point. Regardless of its shape and size, it is very close to the battle of Shang China. The two shining bows are also in the shape of a recurved compound bow, cutting the string. (Most likely spider silk) Immediately afterwards, the bow will bounce in the opposite direction, completely different from the single bow popular in Western Europe.

The differences between the ligers and the tigers are more obvious than the weapons of different cultural circles.Although Suo Zhongwu lacked professional knowledge, he still vaguely guessed that the origin of these underground monsters is definitely not simple, and it is very likely that they have migrated long distances.[It's better to migrate across the world.Zero Face Ninja can lead the wolf into the room and destroy the AI ​​traitor of an entire planet. If he has the will, he can attract thousands of slaves from other parallel worlds to make trouble.

If this is the truth, World No. 5 is not bitten by a mosquito, but by a hungry wolf on the shoulder.However, these things are still just inferences. In front of Gerald and the veterans, Suo Zhongwu still has to pretend to be in the chest and laugh with these locals.

This is not only to cover up the truth, but also to bluff Gerald, so that the village master can be more cooperative.In addition, Suo Zhongwu has to consider his own face, knowing that he is half a bucket of water, and has to pretend to be an industry expert.[After all, I now represent the Righteous Alliance.If the local indigenous people look down upon me, not only will I not be able to carry out the work myself, but the experts who come here in the future will also be affected.

Francine is regarded as a half scholar. On his way to Kotweimel, he taught him a lot of tricks to pretend to be insiders.One of the most interesting is to learn to imitate those graduate students who do experiments, record observation results with recording equipment while working, and personal preliminary research and judgment on this.

In layman's terms, it is to turn on the helmet microphone when turning in a circle, and record what you see and think.Suo Zhongwu had seen this kind of bridge in the old TV series. After being called by Francine, he could learn it as soon as he learned it. He has already practiced on the way here.As long as he can achieve peace of mind, he will be able to restore this set of movements immediately, and it will also make people unable to see the flaws.

Just now, Suo Zhongwu was only concerned about changing (east) to (pulling) the mind (to the west) with the veteran, and had no time to think about other things.But Gerrard and others have recovered some of their confidence. They are no longer full of worries on the bright side, and their emotions have changed a lot compared to when they first met.[There will not be a better window, we must seize it.Now is the best time to make persistent efforts and further enhance the image.

Suo Zhongwu quickly made up his mind.After laughing enough and talking, he immediately returned to the lime circle, turned on the helmet microphone while turning on the monster's body, and began to perform the scene that had been brewing for a long time.In order to completely bluff Gerald, he also added dramas on his own initiative. Most of the time he spoke Chinese. Only when he deliberately wanted to attract attention, he would add a few English words.

Mortals are so strange, always in awe of the unknown, and when faced with the language they hear for the first time, they are often full of longing. Suo Zhongwu's efforts were not in vain, and a mysterious atmosphere was soon created. As long as he started talking to himself, Gerald and his subordinates would consciously shut their mouths, and retreated one meter away with eyes full of fear. Unless he says "Over" to completely end the recording of a certain passage, these soldiers who have experienced many battles will never run over to disturb them recklessly.