To Deprive a Deprived Person

Episode 221: Muss' Diner

Four Beast Gates.

It is the four immense gates that rise to the east, west and north of Tenkasi, the king capital of the Kingdom of Oudon. Through this gate many people come and go, not only within the Kingdom of Oudon, but also from other countries every day. It is no exaggeration to say that it serves precisely as the artery, vein, of the Wang capital Tenkashi.

One of those four beast gates. Leaving the southern Peacock Gate and down the King's Road, it leads to numerous cities, towns and villages at the end of the streets branched off from the King's Road. As you continue along one of the streets stretching west, you will eventually see the city camer.

Among twenty cities within the Kingdom of Oudon, the city Kammer, which has developed visibly over the past few years, had a rapidly growing population so far as to stand out from the rest of the city. Growing populations inevitably means things and gold move. Housing, food supply, etc. are not things that come down and gush. Merchants dealing with the construction of dwellings and food put out jobs to gather manpower, and many people from surrounding villages and cities pushed to the city camer in search of work.

Even today, the streets leading to the city Cummer saw merchants on carriages with luggage that did not make it into the item porch, adventurers and mercenaries looking for a thousand bucks to bring their families in search of a stable place to live.

But there was a group of people going through the grass and woods rather than the well-kept roads so as to escape the eyes of people crossing such streets.

"I guess it's true. You know what happens when you don't keep your word, don't you?

A man walking at the head of a group asks the man next door in awe.

There are numerous scars engraved all over the body of an awesome man, and if one sees belligerent attitude towards raised muscles and used weapons, one will realize that a man is a man of excellence in every dispute.

"Oh, it's true.

You can get a lot of money just by busting in a cummer. Nah, it's not a big job. Once upon a time, when a lord known as a nobleman among the nobles ruled, he had such a great army. That was a long time ago, too. Now my son, who succeeded him, is Bonkla, and I'd rather have a hundred soldiers. You think you can satisfactorily protect all those big cities in such numbers?

Only one man, dressed in unclean armor, answers in a daunting manner as if to reassure those around him who are listening.

"Well, I guess so"

"Right? And how much did you get for the advance?

"Ten million madka."

"Yes. Ten million. You don't normally get a job where you get 10 million Madokas for an advance? And the reward for success is 100 million madka."

"100 million... hehe. That's right. You get 100 million madka just to ram it like you want!

"That's not all. I can take anything I want from Cummer. Maybe a gold, a woman, a magic guide shop or something. But if you make a mistake, don't attack the Beloon Chamber of Commerce. There's a treasury minister over there in Buck, so it's gonna be a hassle."

"I know. We're not that stupid."

"Uhihi. I like women."

"Bye. All you have to do is take the woman and the money!

"Oh well. Right. You can ram as much as you want!

"But I do. Cummer. Hey, there are so many adventurers in the kingdom of Oudon as to contend for Ni, right? If you get your hands on something like that, the adventurer won't shut up."

"Well, when they say that, don't get worried"

"Heh. I'm freaking out. Because adventurers are just people with their mouths."

It was a bunch of craving men, but I seem to understand that minutes are bad when dealing with a benign adventurer, and I'm a little scared.

"It's okay."

One of the guys blocks the conversation at the perfect time, as if to scratch off the men's worries.

"Adventurers and mercenaries don't do unpaid work first. Assuming some adventurers are on their way, you think there are hundreds of us over here? You better worry about Cummer's prey than that."

"What do you mean?

"Apart from this group, two other groups are supposed to attack Cummer"

"I didn't hear you say that!

"You can't do this! Hurry up. We'll lose our share."

Disgruntled voices also rise from the surroundings, but the man controls with his hands to calm down.

"Don't panic. You forgot what you're going all the way down the street for? No matter how few cities Cummer has fewer soldiers, as soon as they close the gates and cage, they can point their soldiers from the surrounding cities.

It would be a plan to avoid people's eyes until critical to not let them do so, and slip in at once where the gates have gone to see them. Don't worry. Cummer is a city with hundreds of thousands of inhabitants. Even if you can't get rid of it, you won't lose your share. "

No one realizes what a man is saying earlier is different. On the contrary, he had an ugly grin with a downright delusion.

"Let me tell you another good thing. Assuming you get caught, you're not going to die."

"Ghahaha! That's not exactly it, is it?"

"Yes, they do! Anybody knows how to tie a bandit up if they catch him."

"It's not funny. It's a joke. If you say so, you think we're freaking out? I don't want you to underestimate me. You don't have to lie to me like that, I'm not scared or anything!

The mockery pours down on the man, but the man still doesn't change his attitude at all. Though I don't know how that unchanged man looks, the burglars turn their gaze to the man.

"I don't have to be kidding, but your employer has so much power."

"I know this one thinly, but our employer..."

"I can't say anything about my employer, and I'm supposed to promise not to listen."

"I know. I don't care if you pay me."

"What the fuck? Eh! Wake up!!"

Anger echoes through the woods.

"Whoa. What's the matter!

"Look. There's a guy sleeping here."

There was a figure of a man sleeping in big letters so as to block the whereabouts of the bandits. The bearded man is wrapped around a robe, and hasn't noticed the bandits yet, it's the end of scratching his jaw with a loud snoring.

"Are you a vagrant?

"In these woods?

It was true that in the woods, which were vastly off the streets, that was also arguably the anomaly of a man sleeping swallowed in a place like this where demons and beasts roam.

"Shit. It's a hassle to talk about us as much as possible. Rose it!

"Heh. Hey, you guys"

Several burglars take weapons in their hands and head to the sleeping man, but suddenly a man wakes up only his upper body.

"Uh-oh. Am I? Did you finally come?

Oh, he always looks like an idiot. "

"What the hell!

"At the Floater's Minute!!

"Die and do it!!

Their pride did not allow them to be licked like vagrants. The fierce bandits go for the man's head and wave down swords and axes.

But the blade never reached the man's head. There are things (...) that have held it back.

"Huh...... what the hell?

An arm made of dirt was playing the sword and eagling at the axe.

"It's GO, GO, GOREM!!

"This guy uses the golem!!

As the soil continues to flourish, the soil mass forms the shape of a person as it pulses. And in no time, as if to protect the man, ten golems stood in front of the bandits.

"Holy shit!!

One of the robbers beats the golem with a hammer of steel, but it didn't even come true to slightly scratch the body of the golem, which was supposed to be made of dirt. On the contrary, the impact paralyzes the hand and drops the weapon to the ground.

"Guaah...... Why is the dirt golem so hard!

"Don't play golem opponent! Defeat the Operator and the Golem will return to its original mound!!

"Great! Ignore the cursory golem -"

The bandits try to avoid the golem and go to the man who is the operator, but the man smiles niggardly as he strokes his mustache.

"Well, normally you do.

But my golem is different. "

"Ahhh!?

"Ofu."

"Ha, fast eh! This golem is no curse!!

"What the hell is going on!? Hi-ha, I'll wait. - Whoa."

Ten golems make an attack as they go around in front of the bandits in a smooth motion, as if they were people.

The face of the bandit who took the punch of the golem shakes. The results were the same even if received with armor or shields. Golem attacks crush, play, and slay the bandits one after the other, without worrying about their protective equipment.

"Ha ha!! You better hurry."

When a golem-user man raises his hand, one new golem after another is created from the ground. And the next golem created was not an earthen mass, but a black golem.

"A, Iron Golem Huh"

"Oh man, how many golems are you going to create!!

"Calm down. Yu, yumi, bow! Yes, magic on the bow!! Let's take him from a distance. - To?

A glimmer of flash passes between the eyebrows of a burglar who tried to give directions for a ranged attack.

"What's up! Suddenly he's down!!

"Whoa, hold on!

No one noticed the hole worn on the ground.

And...

"Geez."

The moment I thought the trees in the back glowed, dozens of flashes pierced the wildlings.

"Hey, what the fuck!

"Hi, the light, the light is attacking me!!

"Stand guard against anyone with a shield!!

He that hath a shield sets up a shield, and he that hath a magical heart stretcheth out the boundaries.

The bandits were in chaos.

You're exposed to unidentified attacks that won't even prevent you from even burning your hands at a golem-user man, and your people are still dying one after the other.

"No! The identity of the light is an arrow!! The guy attacking us with a bow from the back of the woods, no, he's throwing all these arrows. Not one or two. A bowman lurked in the woods!!

Through the shield, through the heads of his companions, and still looking at the arrows as he decided on the ground, the bandits understood that the attack of light was just an arrow, while at the same time a battle ran over his whole body.

"Archers? I don't think so."

A golem-user man shrugged, not asking anyone.

"Hi. da, no!! The shield won't prevent it! You, prevent me in the junction!!

"Bye, silly! Let go!! Even a steel shield can't prevent it, but you can prevent it with my degree of bond - can you?

"Hih!? And dead?

Arrows surely took the life of one burglar with every single shot.

"He's dead every shot... you say? No way...... 'Mardary the Shot and Kill' hey!?

Only one of the confused and untrained bandits whines about a man who knows the employer of the bandits.

"to, run!! Such a monster, you can deal with it!

"Ma...... wait! I'll run, too. Please don't leave me!!

When one escapes, one burglar after the other begins to escape like a chain.

"Hurry!! Now I can still get away with it."

"Ah..."

"What's up! What? Suddenly the sky is dark."

As if something blocked the sun's rays, the perimeter of the escaping bandits darkens. In the eyes of the bandits who looked up into the sky...

"Hey, what the hell!

"Ya, mountains. Why are mountains coming down from the sky!!

"To, give, ah... where?

It wasn't the mountains that came down from the sky - not the mountains. It was a huge chunk of ice as if it were mistaken for a mountain. The ice chunks crushed the land as they were, the bandits, and the masses of trees.

"A mass of ice like a mountain......" Gonroya the Ice Cube. "

"Ha-ha! Hey, what do you say? Are you having fun?"

Around the man with the golem, a golem made of over a hundred pieces of dirt and iron was still forming and aligning like a knighthood.

"Ku...... Then you're Lampoo without the avant-garde!

"Oh? What is it? You've noticed by now?

"Ow! Muss' dogs!

"Are you mad at me? You guys are twisted, aren't you? We're dealing with it. The people who pulled the prick aren't pathetic. I'm sorry to hear how much money I got piled up against Prili."

"No way... elsewhere!?

"Ahhhhhhhh..."

"Or my body melts, my body..."

"Ha, Tahiro, sprinkle... itchy, itchy, scratchy, meat, take it."

In the plains near the city Cummer, another group was fighting with Muss' eaters. No, that's not what you can call combat. It was just a massacre.

"Oh. Everybody, if you don't try harder, I can't get your medication data."

Due to the poison that sprinkles the prickly bulk, the burglars die from various poison symptoms, such as those who die of breathlessness and suffocation, those whose bodies melt, and those who scratch their bodies and scrape their flesh off.

Don't feel sorry for him. Prili calmly confirms the effect of her medicine and writes it down in her notebook.

"Huh!!

"Ha!!

Lauren waves a giant axe as Yarkum wields the giant hammer he deserves. A giant weapon wielded by the giants crushes or turns into a piece of wood dust as they roar. The attacked opponent was turning into a piece of meat shortly after screaming.

Moreover, the area is sprayed with prickly poison. It was like being told to die, such as fighting Yarkum and Lauren against each other without being able to move satisfactorily, invaded by poison.

"Mm-hmm. How is that couple okay when my sprayed poison should be spreading around there, too? Uh, you want to dissect those two someday."

To Yarkum and Lauren, who are supposed to be his companions, Prili turns her gaze as if to see an experimental animal.

"You, Prili, are eager to see us!

"Hmm. You're even thinking about not being busy anyway."

"Why are you saying such awful things to Prili!

"Yikes."

Lauren slaps Yarkum in the head. If you're a regular person, it's powerful enough for your skull to sink, but from Lauren, it's the usual novel and a bit of fortitude.

And in a different place than here -.

"Dance. Fifth Element"

Spirit Sword Fifth Element dances with Claudia as she paints a beautiful sword flash of five colors. Forget that the people around you are in battle, and fall in love with Claudia's sword dance. The beauty was out of the group among the Elves with all their beauty shapes. Everyone will want to watch Claudia's sword dance as long as time permits. Unless the price is death.

"If only! If you are in love!!

Groundwater Fire Wind, and the Five Spirits of Light fly around Claudia. The unimaginably beautiful sight also seemed like Claudia and the Spirit were dancing.

As Claudia smiles, the spirits echo, each bladed and attacked by the bandits.

"Here they come!

"Don't take it! Shh!

Colorful blades such as red, blue, and yellow in green pass through the bodies of the bandits.

"Guaaaaaaaaaa...... Is that it? I'm not doing anything."

"True. What... you have a line on your body..."

"Heh? Then you too..."

The moment those who are slashed and torn by the blade of the Spirit realize that they have been slashed, their bodies are slowly cut into rings and torn apart.

"Or you can't win. Run. I'll run!

"It's good to run, but where are you?

"Where... oh, fuck off!

On the other side of Claudia, another reaper was waiting. She is Lara Tumblr, the Devil's Sword Princess, a beautiful girl dressed in gothic clothes.

"Gram, you can play"

Lara uses the Dark Sword, Demon Sword Liberation.

When the power held by the Demon Sword Glam was unleashed, the pitch-black blade raised the roar of joy.

"Help -"

The moment I thought a black sword flash ran from the Devil's Sword Glam, the bandits had been slashed and torn in two without even realizing they were dead.

Claudia and Lara, who killed less than half an hour of the herd of bandits, snarl their noses and walk out when they see each other.

The appearance of the two confronting each other in a land scattered with countless corpses was, in a way, unusual and also beautiful.

Your sword is as plain as ever.

"Claudia's moves are just flashy and nasty"

"Huh? Don't you know how many men want to see my sword dance because you can die?

"Crude and nasty guy like in a tavern in Slam Street anyway, but might suit Claudia"

"Root Darkness"

"Exposure Madness"

"This is the right costume for the elves. Uneducated root-darkness idiots don't seem to understand."

"Pecha pie"

"... what?

"Claudia is narrow-minded with her poor breasts"

"Who... is Pecha Pie?"

"Claudia. I can't believe you're so close, those big ears are decorations?

"My breasts are not pecha pies. Just be discreet with me."

Claudia wasn't hearing Lara's provocation, she was starting to talk to herself with a bump. Claudia in this condition is a dangerous sign. But Lara continues to provoke.

"Pep, chap, pie, ah that, pep, chap, pie"

Walk around Claudia as Lara calls Pecha Pie as she claps her hands.

"Ko, here,... Shh!

"What did you say?

"I said I'd kill you! This root dark chick!! I won't forgive you anymore!!

"Wow, that's frightening"

It is a complete bar reading. Lara did a frightening trick on the big one, but it only stirred Claudia's anger.

"Stay!

"No Waiting"

Sliding through Claudia's hand trying to catch her, Lara escapes toward the city Cummer.

"I told you to wait!!

Running Lara and chasing Claudia, the chase between the two continued forever.

"... wait... give it to me"

A man whose body is so broken that he does not retain the prototype begs Lampoo for his life.

"What. Are you still alive?"

"... I... am not a thief..."

"I know. You're one of those pig bastards, right?

"Hey, there won't be a pig bastard"

The Bear Beast Man speaks from behind Lampoo.

"Ah? Oh well. You pig bastards were rude to pigs and orcs.

You're one of those fat bastards, aren't you?

"It's going to be a problem too... Muss, even the Count is just..."

- Seven times.

Lampoo blocks the man's words.

"The number of times I killed all the dust the fat bastards sent me this year. How many times is Gonroya?

"I am. That was five times."

"I've never had a problem before.

Sounds about right. It's just harassment. "

The man gives a desperate look to Lampoo's words.

"Understand? If you understand, just die."

"Ma-"

Rampo's manipulative golem steps on the man's head with momentum. The man's head splashed as if the fruit he had dropped on the ground were to burst, leaving a red stain on the earth.

"What about Mardary?

"I just left. Probably at Master Muss'. Now that we're out there, only Mr. Muss and Mr. Nung are escorting us."

"Are you serious? My golem is escorting Master Muss."

"Well, that's good.

You hear more than that? The envoy of the Minister of Finance will be here in a few days. "

"I know."

Lampoo grins his ears uncomfortably. Gonroya puts a face to the figure.

"Dirty.

But what brings you here? "

It's the Oudon Chapter.

"Daiju? What the hell."

"It's one of the medals the kingdom of Oudon awards to high adventurers."

"Ha, uh. It's a medal. I wonder who I'll give it to."

"You've made up your mind. That fucking kid!

Until then, the frustrated Lampoo absurds his voice.

"A fucking kid - and you mean Satou?

"Who else is there?

That fucking kid, keep him protected by Master Muss from the scattered aristocracy, and not one word of gratitude. "

"Well, hey. Well, that's not the kind of balls you'd honestly appreciate, no matter what you think."

"I got on track when I was a B-rank adventurer. I had cancer. Master Muss told me not to touch you, so I'm patient. There's a limit to patience here, isn't there?

"Don't get excited like that. But if you give me the Wodon medallion, that means you're going to King's Landing, right?

"I guess it's natural. The Wodon Chapter itself has no financial value at all. It is in itself an honor and an honor to be given directly by His Majesty in the King's capital."

"Well, there's no way Satou's gonna take it. Wouldn't Wang Capital be like the finance minister Ajito? If you go to a scarecrow like that, it's like going from you to a trap. There's no way that sato's going. Never."

Gonroya nods alone with her arms around her.

"But I need you to go."

"Why?

"The envoy of the Minister of Finance is coming to Master Muss. I thought you said hello. I'm telling Master Muss to bring Satoh's fucking kid to the King's Capital. Mr. Muss has said no many times in a letter to the Minister of Finance.

Now that fat bastard is serious too. It's not like you've been harassing me. You know Master Muss has always refused to invite you to the faction from scattered fat bastards, right?

"I wish I could ignore that."

"I told you I meant it that way, too. You said you'd double Kammer's tax if you refused!

"Double!? There's such a stupid story."

"I wouldn't go through with it if I were normal. Normally."

In the Kingdom of Oudon, the tax rates of each city are determined by the civil servants serving the King's Capital, starting with the Minister of Finance, but there's no way they can suddenly double taxes. If it were normal... Value Volvi Knox had the power to pass through what could not be normal.

"Ah. So you were sending Sutto a letter."

"Oh, you little shit, ignore all the letters I sent!

"You're busy over there, too. You know that, don't you? I don't know about the people who are hiding around Satou."

"Oh, my God, you know, this one.

Yarkum shares my opinion on this matter. For your convenience, some idiot (Joseph) walked away. If you're gonna do it, now's the time!

"Satoh won't see you, will he?

"If you don't like it, we'll see each other. Gonroya can help you, too."

"Uh, no. When Joseph gets back, he's gonna be in trouble."

Lampoo doesn't hear Gonroya's voyage, or he walks out to Cummer in a grumpy manner. Gonroya, who sighed behind him, chased him.