Tomb Raider King

00396 It's Wrecked! (Seoju Constitution)

10 foreign currency. It's broken. (!)

My name is Dong Joon.

A rope.

I don't know when I opened my eyes as an artifact or what its origins are, but it's a rope. Often the restorer mistreats and ignores it as an SM playing tool, but it's definitely a rope of ethnicity!

Body length is basically 1.8m.

However, it is said that if you increase and increase it, you can circle the earth once.

And it can be misunderstood because it always flashes because it's the eyes of the mind (?).

Well, humans can tell ropes where their eyes are, what they smell, but they can actually do it all! I can talk!

You just don't get it!

Anyway, my day begins with waking the master.

* * *

[# $& # * $&!]

Wake up, wake up!

The rope shook hard and stirred him up. I climbed over Juheon's body and jumped up and down to do everything I could.

[# $# &!]

I'm late!

But what do I do when I wake you?

“No. I'm sleepy. I'll sleep better.”

The owner's cub has a lot of sleep. Of course, by the time you get to Majesti, you'll have to take care of all the artifacts around the world. It must be because of the fatigue......

[# * & $*!]

If you're late, a nation will fly! I'm coming!

The rope tugged at the edge of the garment. I don't know, but what if the artifact is threatening to wipe out the country on the world map?

The evidence made the owner's phone ring like crazy.

[!]

The bracelet was agitated by the hysterical ringing.

And the name that pops up on the screen.

Fuckin 'Jae-Ha!

Well, according to the registered name, he's the attorney's brother who gets angry every day.

[# $* # $& *!]

What should I do...!

and dozens of times that ringtone went off and on again.

In the end, I didn't think I should stay like this, so I answered the phone instead.

[# * & $*!]

Lawyer, wait! Wait, wait, wait!

The owner is preparing, preparing...!

The line worked hard to report the situation.

But...

Why didn't you say anything? Hey!]

No, I'm talking...!

[Son of a bitch, why don't you get up before you blow up your castle?!]

However, many soiled master cubs held pillows and roared again.

‘This is going to be a big problem...! “

Since the existence of the rope, only the doubtful foot accompanied me.

[# $* # *!]

Wake up! A nation is dying! I do!

Eventually, I try to pull the strings like that.

“Yeah, that's none of my business. Goodbye."

[?!]

Magistrate of this shit toughness scratches his ass, and then walks away again. If it's another artifact, I don't care what the owner's kid is doing, or what he's hit by an egg...

[# $# $^ &!]

I don't want you cursing at me! I don't want to!

Eventually, the rope flashed toward the drawer.

Clearly, there was a card in the drawer of the spleen that could wake the master. And how much I've been going through.

[# $* &!]

Found it!

The rope pulls out a mysterious sexy picture booth.

But...

A small ring case next to a gallery.

[……….]

It was definitely the master's wedding ring that the restorer found a while ago.

Well, actually, I didn't intend to argue that the owner was getting married.

I like you the best. If it's your choice, I'll do whatever it takes, whatever it takes.

But……

“Hmph, wait a little longer, I'm going to propose soon……. ”

[# * $& $* #!]

I don't think I can do this...!

* * *

[# $* & * #!]

I'm against this marriage! On the contrary!

Bang, bang!

The rope was excited and was hitting the floor with the tail of the bag.

[# $* & *!]

It's a strike! It's a strike!

Of course, the puppies who were fat in this illegal protest were only blinded.

No, even if I say no to this marriage...

[What can I do to stop the owner from doing it?]

[Yes, yes.]

[Whatever she marries in the first place, what does it have to do with the artifact?]

Then I opened my eyes without a cord.

[# $& # *!]

I do!

What does that have to do with anything?]

That!

I tried to answer the rope right away, but I stopped talking.

[# $& # $& * # $& * # $& * # *!]

What does that have to do with...? That's why...!

Eventually, the rope buckled and the dogs snorted.

[Yes, of course.]

[Look, it has nothing to do with the artifact...]

“No, it doesn't matter. ”

[!]

It was unexpected that you helped him with the rope.

[Car, Chaos!]

Jun was one of the members of the Excavation Team.

He is Chaos, the cosmic artifact, a space that embraces time and all things. Creative-grade SSS exists that creates and destroys all artifacts by the will of Majesti.

Is it because of its overwhelming power or because of its function or because of the leadership of the artifacts?

However, it was not a pleasant opponent for dogs.

What's the matter with you?

‘He tried to wipe out the existence of our artifacts in the past...! ’

In a way, he was like a crow. Well, crows have their vengeance, but he's just cold-blooded.

The existence of extinction in the cradle in the first place. The Grim Reaper couldn't be sweeter.

Maybe that's why.

[Don't be ridiculous. Get out of here!]

[What does the owner's engagement have to do with our relic?]

“Okay, okay. Calm down. I know you hate me, but think about it. The king has not chosen a cradle yet. ”

[……!]

Up until now, Joon has been working on the occasional birth, but that is also the limit.

“Magistrate must make a birthplace quickly and make love to him as a pet. ”

That was the way to trigger the cradle.

But marry a human woman!

“Do you think our relics will notice us? ”

Newlyweds are scary. Give birth to a human child.

My wife and I don't know who she is, and the damn Human child......

‘No, of course the director's child is very cute. Hmmm.'

But the fact is, even if I think about it, it's clear that Magistrate's nerves will all be directed towards his wife and child.

“So this marriage is a matter of survival of our artifact. The moment Majestic marries, the artifact may be extinct. ”

[……!]

Jujubilee's marriage began to connect with the artifact's survival. Even if it's a funny story, the dogs are getting very serious.

It was because he knew more about the nature of the constitution than anyone else.

‘Woe, it's clear the owner is Kona Hubill, extinct or not. ’

No, thank God for the nose job.

"They'll come after us with fewer and fewer slaves to use! ’

Anyway, that wasn't a good sign. But the dogs stare at Joon cautiously.

[Why are you worrying about the comfort of the artifact now?]

Chaos abandoned his former Majesties and disappeared cold in the past. Jeonbae desperately grabbed the cradle to prevent the extinction of the artifact.

[I flew to another dimension.]

No, that's not enough. He was part of the Holy Grail.

Then why come now?

[Aren't you part of the mystical artifact?]

Then June was very offended.

“It was just pretending to be the same hand to keep an eye on the occult. I'm Jabbar Magistrate. I have a mission to save my people. I guarded the artifacts elsewhere. ”

He left because he wasn't worth serving as an owner. It was a test, or a disappointment in our previous choices.

I wonder if there's been any Mazzesti that has been recognized by Chaos.

But the principle is different.

“I like the director. That's why I became a gentleman. ”

In that sense, I'm very happy to hear the news of Jupiter's wedding.

“Never try to be human! I'm against this marriage! ”

Then the rope gladly glared at him.

[# * $# & $*!]

Are you trying to help, or are you trying to help?

“Yes! We need to pick a pet from the artifacts!" ”

Joon, who became a supporter of the rope, was afraid of falling off the horse, quickly used his abilities.

“Gather round, loyal Magistrates! ”

These are the most beautiful artifacts that ever appeared!

Thousands of relics of the century were gathered there, including the deformation, the chattering, and even the arrows of Eros!

“Go! Do your best to seduce the king! ”

It wasn't just that.

[Command all artifacts. Stop the king's proposal at all costs!]

Starting with the artifacts with the dog on the buttocks, new and new artifacts in each culture were also powerful.

[Seduce Magistrate to reward you!]

[Ooh, ooh!]

[Give me your son instead of mine!]

Anyway, that's how the revolt began.

* * * *

And now.

[The world turned upside down on Seo Ju-heon's absolute ring.]

[Now, this is a scene where, amazingly, a war is taking place with one ring.]

[Don't interrupt!]

[It's the only way to take over Ju-heon!]

[Yes! That is why I dedicate my vows to the new head of the Islamic Empire!]

[Oh-oh-oh! Get the ring! Then you will have Seoju Constitution!]

“What the hell is going on here? ”

He was watching TV as if it were crazy.

The world is the age of the Great Ring. People all over the world were running like crazy. I can't believe this is happening with just one wedding ring.

‘Anyway, George said yes without a doubt. ’

It is as if the world is on the brink of an object of revelation. In the newspaper, he said he had to prepare for war and that he was releasing his troops.

It wasn't just that.

[Welcome to the royal family's "preliminary son-in-law." Huge gifts. ']

[Then the Saudi royal repudiation. “No, Seo Ju-heon is our son-in-law. The right to sell oil is also a gift. ”]

[A fierce battle over Majesties around the world.]

[Declare war.]

An outbreak of war to dominate the world (?)

“Damn, if I hit you, I'll fall a lot, but why can't everyone take me? ”

Dedicated to becoming a world son-in-law in slumber. Finally, a laughter erupted next to the ensuing groaning.

“What the hell did you bring me? ”

The owner of the sweet laugh is Chloe. It must be great for Chloe to always smile so cool.

“I think I've brought almost the ultimate weapon of humanity by now. ”

“Why? What! I'm only guilty of bringing my wedding ring. What was that anti-hair loss treatment in the first place? Why is my ring so dull? ”

“Why, he's famous for his hair. ”

“What?"

“He's a free-loving thief. All these big hairs are wigs. ”

These.

“No? Because it's 100% pure in my hair. ”

It wasn't just that.

Erectile dysfunction medication.

“My son has a lot of arms. I'm healthy without the help of artifacts. They're all suing. ”

Finally, Chloe bursts out laughing again.

Joo-heon and Chloe are usually best friends with drinking. To Chloe, Ju-heon feels more like a friend than a lover. The appearance of Zhuon's moaning was quite fresh.

“Yes, I'm sure the bride is too strong to cry. ”

In the past, I had a crying-worthy situation and had a secret counseling session, but now I'm so healthy that I have a problem!

Anyway, it didn't matter so far.

‘We have to find it by today, but we'll find it in no time. ’

Well, I would have asked Seohya....

‘I also need help with this. ’

It wasn't going to take long anyway.

That's why I like to use the perforated eye system of map artifacts, detection artifacts, knowledge artifacts, and all kinds of artifacts...

[34,126,311,486,756,744 spots detected.]

Why is the ring blowing like that?

What the hell?!

“Cockroach!”

Who the hell did this?

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