Tomb Raider King

My name is Architectural Records.

I am responsible for reserving eight Magistrate books, and I play the most important role of all of them.

A being that records the history of the universe and gives birth to artifacts and their abilities.

Thanks to this, the great king and noble recorder Magistrate face each other every day.

It's something that's been repeating for thousands of years.

I have done my job to keep my composure at some point.

How can any king be fair to the order of the universe?

But there was one monarch who had served many Magistrates and had a vivid memory.

It's called subletting.

I was happy just to see her smile. Just by calling out my name, I felt like I was born.

That's why it was so painful when he was killed by his accomplices. How he regretted not being able to be king.

Even as he was strangled on the throne and suffocated, the king made every effort not to harm his own treasure.

And when I met the king I thought I'd never see again,

I made a commitment with the overflowing tears.

I will not lose this king again.

I will be thankful and sincere to see him again.

Whatever he commands, I will obey my lord as a secretary.

But, um...

“So change it like this. ”

[No, my king. How many times do I have to tell you, it's not going to work. Cannot be changed.]

“What? Why not? ”

[No, my king. There are ranges that can be changed, no matter how small.]

“What did he say? Change it. ”

[...... My king, I only have one word to say at the expense of circumcision.]

“Do it.”

[You can't change the gender of every artifact because of the princess!]

The king is quite troubled these days.

No, I can't. I'm going crazy!

The academic record opened its eyes to the dedication.

Even at the king's command, there were things that could be done and things that should not be done.

But now the king was giving very difficult orders as soon as his youngest daughter was born.

Do you know the story of Baldur and Harpoon?

A story that a goddess had promised all the gods, praying for her child's safety.

But now the king was asking for more than that.

[There are laws that no king should have to do. You're going to change the gender of every artifact. That you would change the origins and history of the artifacts...]

“Forget it. Change all the males for females. How dare you put the males next to my daughter. ”

This king is doing it now. Are you going to force him to perform a sex change surgery?

The academic record of a beautiful woman twitched her eyebrows.

[My king…… even if you insist on using the scroll in private…]

“What? Magistrate Jabbo of the Underworld is not that capable."

[......!]

“And you said you could do anything for me. ”

Eventually, the academic record cries out in its gut.

‘I made a vow like that! ’

The academic record could not refuse to contribute even to the sheer bravado of Jupiter.

He was the Lord of his service and still shined.

Though he was a different kind of feared man than he used to manage artifacts based on friendliness, the king who still emitted a powerful charisma was terribly cool.

‘Ah, my king. ’

Of course, it would have been better had it not been for the bluffing demon or the crow who was talking nonsense that Magistrate belonged to him without his own eyes or mouth attached to him.

But I was there thinking I was the king's most needed artifact...!

[I, the king. Say it again...]

“Never mind. Just do it. You gave me my orders back the last time. Do you want to get hit?”

Now you want to beat up a very direct secretary!

The academic record was horrific and cried.

All this for the king's sake!

[My king, you took too many compliments the last time, and you took too many risks. We have no choice but to defend the king...]

“That's it. Let's start with them as females. ”

The Egyptian puppy on the fingertips trembles.

[But still, my king!]

“No, thank you. If you can't do it, I'll do it myself later. ”

[?!]

What are you going to do personally?!

They stare desperately at the academic record.

Don't!]

[If you lose, the world will fall!]

[No matter how hard you try, you can't be Zeus!]

By this time, the Destroyer will have ended the real world.

However, he snorted at those who were shaking less.

“Let's not talk about this. That's not really what's important right now. ”

‘! ’

The face of the academic record brightened as he became more serious.

It was because he only had one occasion to make that face.

"Ah, great king, the original problem at last...! ’

In fact, there was a big problem with Ju Heon recently.

'Suspicious gates. ’

Strange artifacts protrude from the suspicious hole that snatches people away.

A relic that has never been recorded on an Archaeological record, or an artifact that has already been destroyed.

And they devoured the humans and covered their hides.

“Let's cut the crap and get to the point. ”

[Yes! As for the recent suspicious doors...]

“What should I do with my daughter's birthday present? ”

It was you!

“Well, the stone ring feels too common, the artifact seems too dangerous, the clothes don't look good on her..."

[That king...]

“Well, I don't know. Think of something good until tomorrow. ”

Architectural records can sometimes be confrontational.

“We have a problem. ”

Today, Magistrate sits on the throne with his model cheeks still in style.

At the end of the dedication to see the throne, the Archaeological record sighed.

[What else is the problem? This time, I'm thinking of giving a gift in return to some of the party members.]

He looked at the archaic record as if it was some kind of fat noise.

“What gift? That's what resonance does. ”

[!]

“And if I may be so bold, I should rather receive a gift of gratitude for the carnival. ”

The archaic record seemed to be misunderstanding the human culture at the moment.

A gift from the king?]

Zhu Zhen's eyes dared to glare.

“That's right. Of course I should be rewarded for showing you my daughter. ”

[......]

“And..."

He sighed as if he was joking.

“Separate Construction. I can't believe I'm discussing this with you at such an important time. You are a jewel of Magistrate, chosen by the king among many relics. ”

[!]

“If you know, let's get down to business. ”

The academic record seemed to burst with a sharp gaze of emotion.

[King Aah, at last...]

“So what do you think my daughter's first Valentine's Chocolate would be like? ”

The Archaeological record almost fell apart.

There were so many things I wanted to say, but what can I do?

[...... I, the king. The princess is still a baby!]

“Well. Every daughter's first experience should be a father. Chocolate should be the first thing my dad gets. ”

[You are absolutely right!]

[Of course you do!]

After joining the artifacts, the archaic record breaks my head.

Something went wrong, but it seemed to be going terribly wrong.

Of course, it was not that I didn't understand that he was like this.

It's because of my sons.

One day, Ju-heon's sister said,

"Aren't your nephews too scared of you? Your daughter's gonna be scared of you. ’

However, he snorted.

‘We used to be a little scared. First of all, it's not.’

‘First of all, you must be scared. ’

Not at all?

He seemed to be confident in his own way, but he called first and asked.

‘Ain, am I afraid? ’

I didn't even have any particular doubt. I've always been good with Ain.

So, of course, I thought you'd be as cool as you usually are, but what the hell?

Ain?

‘............ ’

Even the rightful eldest son always had buffering for that question.

About 30 seconds.

That's why I was shocked, even though I didn't have any priors.).

Even though people around me kicked their tongues at it.

‘So, someone told me to throw children in the name of education, throw them off the cliff, throw them in the chaos or desert, and then come home on their own. ’

‘Why not? What's wrong with that?’

What's the matter? ’

Early education.

In the end, the eyes of Juheon turned white with a different meaning.

And now.

Early education for my daughter was being held.

“Come on. Buy every Kakao Farm in the world. Your daughter's chocolate has to be the first in the world. ”

The academic record cried.

[Stupid Magistrate.]

Meanwhile, the holes that have appeared all over the world are still being tried for smuggling.

They were all vicious creatures to devour the humans.

Of course, if we captured humans and ate them according to our natural instincts as we were commanded, we could do nothing too conspicuous.

It's because of Seo Ju-heon.

[Kill Seo Ju-heon as the Lord commanded and liberate the artifacts here.]

Of course, the existence of the constitution was threatening.

He was a very scary man.

When he rolls his feet, the artifacts in his dominion appear on the ground and become his paws.

As he swings his arm, the fog of the doppelganger rolls around his body.

At last, the fog covered the ground and tightened their breath, and a cord of condemnation appeared from heaven.

And if there was a little bit of distraction, there was a lamentation from the brothers in the black mist.

History writer.

In the place where Majestic passed, the bodies of the artifacts were plentiful and a new history was born.

The artifacts he records are being reborn in chaos.

Artifacts that are allowed to live only by human memories.

But now they have new information.

[Stupid Magistrate. He's lost his mind to his daughter and now he won't even look for us.]

[Humans are human, indeed.]

[But if you don't act here, you might get caught by him.]

[Yes. Aim for the loophole.]

It was Seo Ju-heon who destroyed his colleagues several times.

So they made a plan with caution.

[I heard from the Lord that Seo Ju-heon took an interest in Valentine's Day from us.]

[The Lord told us to use it to destroy the humans miserably.]

Bioterrorism has been tailored to plan this.

They were planning to use the parasite artifact that killed the chocolate.

Humans who eat chocolate will be controlled by the parasitic worm with its door slashed, and in the end, they will be able to see the spectacular insect protruding through their brains.

[This must be something Magistrate cannot defend himself against.]

[This is an artifact Magistrate has no knowledge of.]

[No destruction, no defense.]

Their master was aware of everything about the constitution.

And those who were full of thoughts of devouring humans as well as Zhou Yuen smiled.

[Humans, chuckle peacefully at your trivial amusement. That will be the last meal.]

But it was time.

[By the way, commander. There is a problem.]

[What the hell.]

[I don't have any chocolate on the bug.]

What?

[Mazzesti bought it all...]

They were silent.

But they didn't panic much.

[Huh, idiot. The food of Humans is everywhere. Why don't you buy it from another country if you don't have it?]

However, the artifacts sweated red.

[Impossible. Magistrate is using chocolate from all over the world now as a storekeeper...]

[What?!]

[Then rob the raw materials factory! With that...!]

[Seo Ju-heon robbed all the way to Kakao Farm...]

[?!]

Meanwhile, it was about that time.

“What the hell is this? ”

Julian and Dan wriggle their eyebrows at the brown chunks full of Valhalla.

Valhalla was once unimaginable in its vastness, but this ball of sugar that was so full of all that space...

“What did he do again?! ”

“X.O.!”

Julian winces swimming in chocolate.

Kitchen, maybe.

“Hey, Seo Ju-heon! What the fuck did you do? What a big deal! ”

Then I heard a sound in the kitchen.

“My daughter is going to make chocolate. I brought you some of that stuff. Why?”

Inside, there was Arin, who was delighted and melting the chocolate, and he gave her a hug.

Dan sighed.

“You must be Magistrate. Every chocolate is a storyteller. ”

Even in the middle of the kitchen were Magistrate Biggie's warehouse artifacts that could store unlimited items.

It's a gift from Julian these days. So the inside of the chief of staff burst.

“I didn't save those for chocolates! ”

No, that's not the point.

“What kind of person would want to stick chocolate all over the world on Valentine's Day?" You have no morals! ”

“Why? We don't know how much chocolate Aryn makes. That's why I bought enough. ”

“That's enough! ”

Murder in Julian's eyes.

Meanwhile, the next day.

I was doubting my talented eyes when I found Valhalla's canteen for lunch.

It's only right that the dish in front of him...

“Hey, Dan. What is this?”

“Bibimbap, chocolate. ”

“...... Have you been a hobby of making monsters lately? ”

“No, all I have left now is chocolate. ”

“...... What about dinner? ”

“Chocolate stew.”

“Me, tomorrow? ”

“Tomorrow is chocolate-free, the day after tomorrow is a chocolate kimchi and a chocolate steamed chicken. And then pickled chocolate...”

“Ahhhh! You bastard! ”

Talented people suffered today.