Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

Fell, Grandpa Gong, Dora, and the Swiss eater cartel are finally back.

It was worthy of that name, and everyone was "hungry" at the very beginning of the opening.

I made dinner at once, laughing bitterly.

And we're going to talk about hunting today, whilst banging our tongues on fried chicken from everyone's favorite.

"So, what have you been hunting today?

When I waved to Fell, the faces of the Ark were also listening with interest.

Well, from here, it's on the other side of the cave.

That's right.

Hmm?

Neither Fell nor Grandpa Gong said it clearly, and I wonder if my teeth are cut badly.

Do you want to ask honest Sui?

"Heh ~, I was on the other side of the island. So, Sui-chan, what did you hunt? Tell me ~"

Ugh, honey!

Swiss that answers honestly while capturing deep-fried fish in its body.

Looking at it, Dora, who was next to Sui, put her hand on her head and did the trick of an archer.

Honey?

Yeah, Honey.

…………

"Honey, you mean Skeleton?

I heard Gideon's hissy voice.

Though I can't hear the sweet talk, it seems to have been associated with my word "bone."

I knew it!

A bone monster is a skeleton, right?

"Fel, Grandpa Gong, what do you mean?

At least Fell and Grandpa Gong know there's an undead.

As far as I'm concerned, I thought everybody went out hunting for an animal monster whose meat was about to drop.

What the hell is going on ~?

Fell and Grandpa Gong keep turning away from me and eating fried chicken.

If you're not going to tell me, I'm going to do the same for you.

"I don't know what to do about tomorrow's rice. I got a lot of vegetables from Arvin, and maybe a little meat and a lot of vegetables to stir-fry would be nice ~"

Ohhhh! That's cowardly!

That's right! Such a killing is terrible, My Lord!

"Say it to me. It's neither cowardly nor deadly. I was just wondering what to do with the menu for tomorrow's meal."

Fell and Grandpa Gong looked painful.

"Really, what should I do for dinner tomorrow? Oh, yeah! At this time, there may be vegetables that are exhausted without meat."

Gunuu

Funnu

Fell and Grandpa Gong moan when they hear my words, "Vegetables consumed without meat."

And Fell and Grandpa Gong finally confessed that they didn't like meatless vegetable-filled rice.

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"No, I know what you're talking about, but that's what I should have said from the beginning."

That's why I told you earlier. I wouldn't say "go," even if I told the Lord. "

Well, yeah.

Of course.

I don't like where Undead is.

So, when the Lord said, "I want a break," he agreed to it.

"You mean I had the nerve to go alone while I was away?"

Well, I wasn't wrong.

What's "not wrong"?

You mean you've been willing to go quietly to me since the beginning.

"Don't worry about Fell, Grandpa Gong, and Dora, but Sui is still a child. Don't get me out of this mess!

Hmph. Is there any place in Switzerland that's useless? My strength comes with origami. I know you've seen the Swiss fight many times. "

"Hmm. I've never seen a swimmer so strong before. That's not how the Swiss can do it."

I mean, you're too worried about Swiss.

I know that Swiss is strong.

I wonder how long we're together.

I know you worry too much.

But...

Aaruji, fried chicken is delicious ~

Sui is eating fried fish with pleasure.

"Sweet ~"

With that innocent cuteness, I unintentionally hugged the swiss.

I knew it!

I'm worried!

"If something happens to such a cute swim, you won't have to worry!

That's what I'm saying. I'm cheeking on a swing of pull-ups.

Ufufu. Aarghh, giggle.

"Ufufu, that tickles. Well then, let's do more. Uriuri"

Looking at me and Sui, Fel, Gong and Dora are breathing for some reason.

"Motherfucker."

You're not a parent fool.

My parents are full of idiots.

Phew, parents are idiots.

What's wrong with my parents?

Hmm, well, good. I have a souvenir.

Souvenirs?

Hmm. The treasure chest came out. Thought I'd go to the Lord. I brought it with me. About four.

"Come on, it's in here."

The magic bag Dora gave me.

Everyone wants to go hunting, so I gave it to them this morning.

When I took out what was inside...

Yo, come on.

The contents of the first chest that came out were full of gold coins that almost fell out of the box.

"Ooh."

"Sweet....."

"I rarely see that kind of gold."

"Dazzling....."

The “Arc”, which had caught my attention, raised its voice.

Is that a surprise?

There's plenty of gold in the dungeon chest.

I mean, it's always been there, so there's plenty of Dungeon gold in my item box.

Second chest taken out.

The contents are...

A dagger?

A dagger decorated with jewels appeared.

This is more a decoration than a practical one.

"Gokuri, this is amazing..."

"Look at the size of that jewel...."

"This is a dagger who has done everything in his power..."

"Oh, mythrill...."

This looks luxurious, but I don't think I can use it.

Because there are so many jewels on the pattern, it's hard to grip and it looks painful when I grip it.

The blade seems to be made of Mythrill, but it can't be used.

I wonder if this is the property to buy.

The third treasure chest.

It was inside...

"Diamonds?"

There were about ten large diamonds in there.

This is also a property to buy.

"Diamonds...."

"It's such a big grain..."

"Diamonds and hey, it's a popular gem. You'll get a buyer soon enough."

"Glittering....."

“Arc” looks envious.

"But none of this is a treasure."

"Oh, I wonder what kind of thing would come out of that."

"That's what I thought. Wow, I'm interested."

Sigwald, Gaudino and Gideon are talking about it as they gaze at the chest.

Feodora is nodding all the time to see if she's interested.

"Mm, who dropped this? Skeleton King.

“Arc," said Fel, listening to the story.

"Hmm. I thought I'd do a little more because I was solving the language and talking, but it wasn't a big deal."

That's what Grandpa Gong said after Fel.

Or is it the monster who solves the human language and speaks?

He said it wasn't a big deal, but isn't he really a bad guy?

Yeah, I knocked out the talking bone!

We all fought one fight at a time, but everyone was defeated in one shot.

Dora-chan says he beat everybody in one shot, but it's nothing, right?

I don't know.

"No, no, Skeleton King. Along with Rich, it's the S-rank monster of Undead Peak."

"Hey Skeleton King, there's an anecdote that once upon a time, thousands of troops moved to the crusade, but they were wiped out."

I can't think of a future where I can survive against Skeleton King.

"Skeleton King...."

When I heard Skeleton King, I looked away at the “arc”.

Yes, it was a big deal.

It was an S-ranked monster.

No, I wonder if it's worse for a grubby cartel to take it down in one shot...?

Let's not think about it, yeah.

Next, next.

Finally, the fourth treasure chest.

The contents are...

"Hmm? What is it, this red stone..."

That was the reward from Demiurgos to Fel for the incident.

"Remuneration from Mr. Demiurgos for the last incident?............ ahh!

It's about Luvanovism.

Demiurgos-sama is also disciplined.

They say, "The Stone of the Wise."

"The Stone of the Wise?

Hmm. With this “Stone of the Wise”, it seems that ordinary iron turns into a mythrill, an Orihalcon and a hyacinth.

... what?

Mr. Fell, I just said Sarah, didn't you say something amazing?

I will try to evaluate the fearful “Stone of the Wise” as I snort my throat.

[Stone of the wise]

A supreme and legendary stone pursued by the Alchemists. When this stone is used as a medium to cast magic on the iron, the amount of magic turns the iron into mythrill, oliharcon, and hyirokane.

"... fuh?!

Ma, seriously.

Iron turns into mythrill, oliharcon, hybrid money....

Well, sometimes I'm very curious.

Mithrill is in small quantities, but it's in circulation.

I also have a sword and spear made by the Swiss in the mythrill I found in the barn, and some high-ranking adventurers have them.

But....

"Do you have Oliharkon or Hiirokane?

I've never heard of it.

That was answered by Mr. Sigwald.

"Both Oriharkon and Hyirokane have records that once existed. But not now. It's said to be a legendary metal that lost its smelting and processing methods a long time ago. But I hear that some dwarf blacksmiths are still chasing."

Gokuri...

"But what if something like Oliharkon or Hyirokane came out?

"... you're gonna see blood."

Hee ~.

Hey, Dear Demiurgos, I don't need this!

What kind of “Stone of the Wise” is that?

Then it's not a reward, it's a punitive game.

You can't be in this world!

Save it permanently in the item box!

So, what do we do?

“The Stone of the Wise" isn't bad, but “Arc” is all over the place.

I have no choice but to ask you sincerely.

"Ah, you know, I didn't see this. This thing didn't come out of the chest. I didn't have it from the beginning. Please, thank you very much."

I will lower my head with the momentum to sit down.

Then, at my request, “Arc” nodded with a blue face.

"Haha, I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything."

"Fuhaha, that's right. I don't know anything about the Stone of the Wise."

"I don't know such a nasty thing. I wouldn't know if I didn't."

"There was nothing. I didn't see anything."

Gaudino, Gidion, Sigwald, Feodora....

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

It was a sad event caused by Mr. Demiurgos' carelessness.

Please think about it a little more, Dear Demiurgos ~.