Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

Why do you have to go to the village of High Elves?

He was a troublesome slave after all. I should have turned down the Lord. "

What? Weren't you going hunting for the Green Dragon?

Are you going hunting, Dragon?

While following the high elf Jørgen, everyone is complaining to me.

Especially if I look at Fel and Grandpa Gong as if they were blaming me, I would argue.

'Don't say that now! I was obsessed with frying, and I didn't listen to you! ”

You're the one who told us our stories, and we were eating fried chicken.

More than that, Uncle Gong, this is the island, is it?!

I only heard it from far away!

That's why I told you it was so far away, my lord.

No, I heard about that, but I didn't hear about the island.

That's enough, isn't it? I've come. "

Fel will say that, but you're just excited.

I'm sure Fel is the first island to be separated by the sea.

More than that, what are we going to do now?

I'm sorry, but Fel was right.

"I wonder what will happen if I go to the village of the High Elves..."

After all, it would have been better if the Lord had refused.

Gulp.

Bring me to an island like this, Grandpa Gong.

"Before I say no to that," I'll tell you first, but it's no use trying to escape. We are familiar with this island. Wherever you are, you'll find out soon enough. "If you say that, there's nothing you can do."

"Huh. Did you say that?" I'm sure that's a hassle. "

Hmm. When they come after him, it's depressing. It's terrible.

Both Fel and Grandpa Gong looked at each other.

Even if you refuse to go to Mr. Jørgen's village, as long as you're here, you'll be followed.

I'm a high elf after all.

I'm not a high elf.

As Fel and Grandpa Gong said, "If you're a normal human, you don't know, and you're a high elf, you're a pain in the ass."

In the first place, the high elves were magical, and they were good at magic even when they lived for a long time.

In addition to magic, there were many others who were skilled at handling bows and swords and spears like Mr. Jørgen, and it would be very troublesome to deal with them.

If you think about it, yes.

It seems that high elves have a long life span.

That long lifespan means that the advantage is high.

Not only magic, but also bows and swords and spears.

What's that?

Does that mean I've lived as long as the High Elves?

Even though I sometimes use swords and spears, I don't think I have that taste.

Even more so if you need a delicate technique called hitting with a donkey bow.

After all, the rope of my request was magic.

Even now, fire magic and earth magic could be used.

"I have plenty of time, so I'm going to polish this fire magic and earth magic..."

The future me (prediction), who became a wizard with a name for a crisp face, came to mind.

"Fufufufufufufu"

'What are you laughing at alone? It's disgusting.

Lord...

Hey ~

Ahhhh...

He coughs with his face straightened, as if to deceive Fel and the others who were looking at him with confused eyes.

Well, it's nothing.

"Well, leave the Lord alone." Assuming that the high elves were hostile, if Grandpa Gong and I were serious, we wouldn't be behind every high elf...... ”

Yes, but isn't it the Lord's desire to destroy the High Elves?

What do you do? Do you perish?!

Why are we talking about that!

It's hard for High Elves to be alone, but it's hard for us to calm down if a few of them form a party

Hmmm, that doesn't mean I can't promise to keep you alive.

"Hehe... stop it." You don't have to be hostile. Talk to me and you'll understand. Well, it's troublesome, but you just have to follow Jørgen's village. "

I don't want to talk about such a noisy thing.

I wasn't talking about destroying the opponent in the first place.

Well, it's a troublesome story, but that's probably the best thing to do.

Yes, Grandpa Gong is right!

Somehow, when the conversation got noisy and I was sweating coldly, Mr. Jørgen stopped.

"We're here."

In front of Mr. Jørgen who said so, there was a place like a bamboo covered with plants and trees.

For a moment, I thought, "Huh?", but when Mr. Jørgen put his hand on it, the trees and flowers made the entrance as if they were moving on their own will.

Looking at that, Dora and Sui properly said, "Wow! 'and shouting.

Haha...

Dora-chan and Sweet are the big guys here.

Then, Mr. Jørgen went in first and invited us to join him in saying, "Welcome to my village."

When our party entered the village, people gathered to ask what was going on.

That said, only five people showed their faces.

I'm just a high elf, and you're all beautiful men and women.

Two males and three females.

You can't see us. You're giving us a sharp gaze.

Ugh, when a beautiful man or a beautiful woman stares at you, that's all I get.

“Jørgen, why did you bring us humans?”

A high elf woman asks harshly.

"W-Well, that's..."

Mr. Jørgen is like a frog strangled by a snake.

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Is a high elf woman strong?

'High elves, don't be so angry. The lords will know what will happen if you and this Fenrir take it seriously. Those sons of bitches are following me like this. "

”Hmm. Since you're following me like this, you know you can't harm the lords.”

Did you see that, Grandpa Gong and Fel said that out loud.

It's unusual for you to follow someone.

"However, humans....."

This guy is fine. This old man and I are his followers. ”

Umu

High Elves were stunned by the words of Fel and Grandpa Gong.

I thought it was a lie at first, but it seems to be true.

That's what he explains to his people when Mr. Jørgen met us.

"So, is it true what Fenrir and the dragon said?" "Let me have dinner, too." "then...."

Mr. Jørgen's smug face reminded me of the fried fish.

"It was so delicious that I didn't think it was from this world!" "I want Adela to taste that too..." So I brought him to the village, but couldn't I? "

Having said that, Jørgen looks at Adela, the high elf woman, with a flicker.

"You...."

Adela broke her face in a tough way.

Jørgen's place is always good for couples

"Oh, we've been married for 400 years, but we're married."

Well...

"Even we haven't lost." I was just talking about how much I wanted another child. Hey, you. "

Yeah.

............ What am I being shown?

It turns out that there are only three high elf couples here.

Mucoda.

Suddenly, Mr. Jørgen calls me by name, and I'm twitching.

"Can't you make something called a 'cum from scratch'?" I really want my wife to eat it. "

"Come on, Adela will be the only one cheating. And so do we."

A high elf man pokes in and says, "I know!” Mr. Jørgen returns.

"Of course we'll prepare the meat." In addition, I gave the monster material in exchange for making a "I'll give it to you". The monster materials on this island are pretty good. "

Um, if that's all right.

I thought you'd ask me for something more frivolous, but I don't care if I make fried fish.

Not to mention the meat and the ingredients for the price.

"All right, everybody! It's the cocatrice that's getting ready." Mukoda, please wait a moment. "

When Mr. Jørgen said that, he left us all behind.

And the rest of us.

"Today's dinner is also fried..."

Deep-fried fish is delicious, so there's no problem

”Hmm. But if it's fried, I'd be glad to have Tonkatsu with me.”

"Oh, that's nice, Uncle Gong. The fried chicken and tonkatsu are amazing!

I love you both, Tonkatsu!

Well then, do you want to wait for me to prepare the tonkatsu?

That's how I got ready for Grandpa Gong's request.