Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

"Ignore the loud goddesses and start by introducing yourself. Non is Hephaestus the Blacksmith."

I'm the god of war, Vahagn.

Oh, the goddesses were on guard. Liquor-loving gods?

Did you finally find out?

'Lord, it seems that you are offering these people a offering, but I will ask Non to do so. Of course it's booze.'

'Yes, yes. Ask for plenty of booze from other worlds. "

Hey - how unsolicited are you talking about, these people (gods)?

"Mucky, what are you guys ordering on your own? We're not taking the offering for free, either!

"Yes, because we've given them proper protection, and in return, they can offer us this once a week."

'That's right. I didn't do anything. I can't let you take the offering.'

"... both of you, no"

When the blacksmith and the god of war said something unsolicited, the goddesses also interrupted the war-war noise and said so verbally.

'Ho, that means we can also offer alcohol if we give protection to the other world. Hey, Blacksmith's.'

'That's the thing, of the god of war. I'll take care of you now. "

Or suck.

If I get protection from these two people who seem so strong to me, I'm going to tell them to send booze every day or something.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, no more protection."

I said, "What? I can't accept protection from Noon." This is a punishment!! Heavenly punishment, I will punish you!!!

Gee, I'm so angry.

"I'm sorry, too! Yes, that was a bad way of saying it. Wow, that's a good blessing for me, so my obedient, uh, blacksmith God bless this slime."

I pointed to Sui, who slept in a futon, and said that aggressively.

Shh, sorry, sui......

'Hmm, I see, you know what? All right, all right. Let's give the slime some protection. All right, we're done.'

'I guess I'm next. So, it's the submissive who gives you protection?

You can't have the protection of a blacksmith god and not of a god of war.

God of War protection sounds like the worst kind of protection.

The protection of the god of war doesn't seem to suit me best, and whatever you say, I'm not going to be able to use it.

It's too much power to lose yourself.

You should have it for Dra here without protection.

"Well, then, to the submissive Pixie Dragon..."

'Got it. Hmm, is there also a Fenrir in the submissive demon? Then I'll put it on Pixie Dragon and Fenrill because it seems to go well with my protection. "

Ah... Fell and Dora got protection from the god of war.

Are you all right, Fell, I hope you suck at God of War protection and like fighting more than ever.

"Fuhahahahahaha, suck protection, 'cause if you say so, I might. My protection costs 50% boost on all stats when it comes to fighting. Well, it makes me a little more belligerent.'

God of War, don't talk like that after you give me protection.

Oh, 50% sucks, isn't it?

I don't see the ingredients of online supermarkets (different worlds).

"We gave him protection all the time, so he could drink."

'That's right. Bring the liquor. "

These two are too galloping bad...

"My lords, what are you offering hope for? My concubine won't allow it. There are a lot of rules for accepting offerings from other people."

"Yep. Everybody's fair, so it's the rule that up to three silver coins per person. '

"Yeah, well, there's only one person running out of here. Besides, when you say something unscrupulous, you can't get an offering from another world."

"No unscrupulous. Up to three silver coins per person"

Goddesses, you know exactly what I mean.

Because it's a seed that can be rubbed if someone tries to rub it.

The area will be clear.

"Dear Hephaestus, Dear Vahagn, that's what I'm talking about. I can't give up three silver coins per person to be fair. It's just that today, I'm late for Monday's appointment, so I'm going to take up to four silver coins per person."

"Chip, it's the only way. It's four silver coins today. Then I'll ask for all kinds of alcohol from different worlds. 'Cause I don't know if I'll try it first.'

"I'm a breed of booze, just like Heffy. Four silver coins, as many as you can get."

To Hephaestus, a liquor lover enough for the goddesses to be vigilant. Does Master Vahagn drink after all?

"Then I'll do the same for you. The last one was delicious, but I still want to try all kinds of drinks. '

Master Agni's hitchhiking, too.

"Ha, I'd say up to one, but there are these two, it doesn't make sense to say one."

'Really, right? I didn't want these two to find out...'

"These two have too good a nose"

The goddesses are giving up, aren't they?

How much do these two like to drink?

I can't help it, I'm going to choose to drink to Master Hephaestus, to Master Vahagn and to Master Agni.

I mean a lot of booze, so it's canned beer first.

Premium beer for a dry beer with a reputation for beauty, then one black beer each.

The price is two copper coins each.

Then one silver coin in a bottle of selected pure rice liquor 720ml of sake.

And then go to the cart with one silver coin for a bottle of whiskey 700 milliliters and one silver coin for a bottle of brandy 640 milliliters.

Then I chose an affordable Spanish red wine that I could buy for the four remaining copper coins.

I bought this for three people.

"At the end of the day, Master Luca."

"Same as before. confectionery and rice. More rice."

Yes, sir.

I wonder what happened...... Oh, there's a bowl of beef, so that's it.

If you're eating at a store or referring to the price of an online supermarket, um, can I have five copper coins in a large batch?

And then there was like a dumpling roasted... there is.

I wonder if I can have 12 dumplings and five copper coins.

All you have to do is cook from an online supermarket.

Oh, there's an assortment of skewer cutlets, and then I picked the grilled chicken thigh and two leeks each, and then the fried dragon fields.

I bought the usual bread and confectionery for the rest.

All right, that's it.

Arrange each item of hope on the cardboard altar.

The increase in the number of blacksmiths and gods of war also increased the cardboard altar to six.

"Yes, I'll explain to Master Kishahr how to use it. Um, you're seeing it, right?

"Yeah, I can just see it."

"Squeeze out this much face wash foam and wash your face with water or warm water. Please rinse off the foam thoroughly. I washed my face and wiped off the water and it's this lotion. If you put about one piece of silver in your hand, apply it gently to your face like this. They say you should apply it on top of each other when it's dry. After the lotion, this emulsion. Apply the same amount slightly less than the lotion. Apply this on top of each other when it is also dry badly. The rest is this cream, but apply about the tip of your pinky finger when the emulsion is too dry. Looks like you should apply more to sleep as special care for the rest of the evening."

Face wash foam lotion lotion lotion lotion and cream usage and usage were explained as I looked at the usage instructions written on the back of the package.

"Oh, I'll explain to Master Hephaestus, Master Vahagn, and to Master Agni, too. This and this is strong alcohol so be careful"

Explain while holding a bottle of whiskey and brandy.

"Then pour this straight into the glass for a drink. This one is the same liquor I sent Agni before, so if you want to drink it as it is, you can drink it in a glass with ice, or the rest is delicious even if it's watered."

'Oh, I get it. You're welcome to have strong alcohol. "

'Right. I'm looking forward to drinking now.'

"Of the gods of war, it's a feast."

"Oh, naturally."

Lady Hephaestus, Lady Vahagn is already talking about drinking.

"That's what you want, then. Please take it."

Cardboard altar items disappear.

After the goods disappear, you will hear the voices of the canary goddesses and the wild voices of the male goddesses.

Ha, I don't know, but more gods.

I'm scared of blacksmiths and gods of war, and I couldn't say no.

You're kind of tired today.

I'm also curious about the status of Fer and Sui and Dra with the protection of Blacksmith and War God, but I'm tired, so let's go to bed for today.

I'll see you tomorrow.