Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

I came back to the inn room and called as usual.

"Uh, are there any goddesses -?

The reply echoes in my head as soon as I call it in.

"No? Lord, earlier than usual. It's a good idea. I'll get everyone. Just wait a minute. '

A little while later, I heard Gaya and everyone.

"Interworlder Kung, you're early this time ~. I'd like to ask you a favor, though I'm happy"

'That's true. I appreciate it, though.'

"... rice and sweets"

'Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. No - alcohol from other worlds is the best. Oh, God of War, let's talk about what kind of booze you want. "

"Whoa, here comes another world! Right. Blacksmith God's. Don't get lost because all the booze in the other world is good."

Something, you're all willing to order.

Lady Hephaestus and Lady Vahagn are even starting to talk about what liquor to order.

"Actually, I'm planning to dive into the dungeon tomorrow, so I don't think I can offer it or anything while I'm diving. I don't want anyone else to see me using my unique skills online supermarket."

I just want to avoid being seen by other adventurers.

'Well, I guess so. Whatever your skills are, you're going to make a huge profit depending on how you use it. Because of this, my concubine is enjoying the sweetness of the other world. "

'Isn't that right? Because of that, we can also get things from different worlds'

'Sure. It's a skill we've never even heard of as gods. I can't believe the skills that different worlds can get.'

"... rice and treats from different worlds"

Thanks to this skill I can get a lot of things from the original world too, and some parts of it that are helpful, but this is how we gather in God... Gohon, because I have to make an offering.

Well, I'm getting protection instead.

"Anyway, we can't be seen by other adventurers, so we decided to make an offering to you before diving into the dungeon. We would now like to ask you what you would like. Oh, up to three silver coins per person."

"Uh-huh. You got it. Then the concubine is as sweet as usual!

(Goddess) I really don't brace this guy.

Or how much I like sweet things.

I'm going to open an online supermarket and choose the sweetness Lady Nin Lil wants.

I bought Western and Japanese confectionery, confectionery and sweet carbonated beverages, mainly from Ninryl-sama.

"Next time please."

"It's Kishal. The cleanser, lotion and emulsion in the meantime, then the cream, it was so good! The cream was particularly good. You're right, if I applied more at night, my skin would be prickly the next morning. I can't believe it was dry. It made my skin look like a lie. Thanks to you, I look forward to seeing the mirror every day ~ '

Ha, is that right?

Mr. Kishahr looks at his face in the mirror and looks at it.

Ma'am, well, whatever it is, it's good to have Kishahr-like glasses that are loud for beauty.

"So, what do you want?

'That's it, but I want more to take care of my face. Anything good?

Uh-huh, I can't think of a pussy because she's not a woman.

"I'll take a look. Please wait."

I'm going to look in the columns where the online supermarket skincare products line up.

He said he liked the cream, and I don't know about this.

"I like the cream, so how about the cream as well. I blow up three silver coins in one piece, but it seems to contain a lot of beauty ingredients for the high price."

"Bi, it's rich in beauty ingredients. So what?! Absolutely! Make it so!!

Dear Kishahr, I overreact to the abundance of beauty ingredients.

I put three creams of silver coins in my cart, just like Master Kishahr wanted.

"What, Kishal has spent all three silver coins on one thing? Lord, you're an outgoing idiot. Buhfu '

It's true. I should've asked you to do a lot of things. "

"... Kokukoku"

'Leave me alone. I woke up to beauty. "

Master Kishahr was ridiculed by other goddesses, but it looks like a breeze where it blows.

It's just, Lady Ninril, I'm telling you, one cream and three silver coins are the beginning.

There's even tens of thousands of yen of cream in the world.

My sister, a beauty geek, bought cream for 30,000 yen.

I thought you said (Kiri) that you don't wear gold threads on your beauty.

My sister told me what the beauty ingredients were and that it was all worth it.

Well, I thought to my sister, who spent 30,000 yen on one beauty cream, "You're an idiot."

I didn't put it in my mouth, but never.

If the world were the same, Master Kishahr and my sister would have felt great.

"Uh, is Lady Agni next?

"Ooh, it's me. I'm just as good as the booze I've had. I don't get tired of having all kinds of booze, 'cause it was all delicious.'

Is Agni-sama the same combination as during this time?

But I'm not bored by the same manufacturer, so do you want to make a difference?

If the manufacturer is different, it will taste different.

"Well, in the same combination as in the meantime, I'm going to make sure you choose something different from the manufacturer."

"I'll take care of it."

I chose a different manufacturer for the combination and put it in my cart.

"Mr. Luca is next."

"Rice and Confectionery"

Is Luca the same as last time?

"The one called Beef Bowl was delicious. If there is, I want it. '

A bowl of beef.

Sweet and spicy beef matches rice and is delicious.

I mean, if there is, I want it, but there is, this is it.

I made it for the dungeon.

"Then I stabbed the meat on the skewer and it was delicious to have it cooked"

Uh, is that a grilled chicken?

He also bought yakitori.

And then fry it because it's fried for the dungeon, then serve beef stew and rolled cabbage as well.

The rest, as usual, are sweets in bread.

"Next..."

"Ooh, Hephaestus. It's not the boys' turn next. For Non's sake, please drink that alcoholic whiskey. That was delicious. You can put ice in it and drink it, as the Lord said, or you can divide it with water and drink it. It was delicious to drink as it was. Really, alcohol from other worlds is delicious."

Master Hephaestus is a whiskey.

Yeah, whiskey might be good if you like strong liquor.

"It's Vahagn. My share is alcohol other than whiskey. It would be nice to have a different kind. Of the blacksmith god, is that all right?

"Oops, whiskey is delicious, but I want to enjoy a lot more alcohol from different worlds. Of the gods of war, your lord will be fine."

Looks like these two tried to work together to secure the booze.

"My lords, when it comes to alcohol, there is a lot of coordination."

"Really."

'I wish I could choose what I want at all. When it comes to booze, it's cheating. "

"... Alcohol tastes bad"

The goddesses are frightened.

These two, from what the goddesses have talked about before, they've made a lot of noise about alcohol.

"Ha, you can say anything. We can't compromise on alcohol."

'That's right. If you can get good liquor, I'll help you out as much as I can. And, Luca, booze isn't too bad. It's delicious. "

'Oh yeah. Because it is the water of life for the people. Gahaha'

So you're both unmatched liquor lovers.

Well, why don't we pick a place early?

Is Mr. Hephaestus whiskey?

This time I chose three whiskies, one from the United States and one from Scotland, and then another from the previous Japanese manufacturer.

Master Vahagn has a lot to offer, and if there was anything different from the previous one, it would have been better.

Otherwise, I chose vodka and rum because local liquor and both of them seem to prefer strong alcohol.

'Oh, yeah. You're going to the dungeon, aren't you?

Master Vahagn suddenly asked me that.

"Yeah, I think we'll be diving into the dungeon tomorrow"

When I answered that, I spoke with the gods somehow.

'Hey, you guys must be doing defensive skills to different worlds, right?

"Defensive skills? Why, Vahagn?"

'Cause you guys aren't doing defensive skills. What are you doing?'

'That's right. This guy doesn't have to have defensive skills for the sake of the others. "

What are you talking about, Master Vahagn and Mr. Hephaestus?

"What are Vahagn and Hephaestus talking about? They're giving protection to the otherworldly Kung, and they'll be fine."

'That's right. I've got Nin Lil and Kishal and my protection, and I can follow that Fen Lil, so you'll be fine.'

"... the slime with my blessing is with me"

"" Ha ha. ""

"Sides are sweet, you guys"

'Bye. I mean, these guys don't get it. Vahagn, explain to him. "

'I don't know how. You know, from tomorrow on, the otherworlds will dive into the dungeon. Um, is that Dolan's dungeon there? Doran dungeons are more difficult and the demons there are quite strong and dangerous. You guys told me you'd be okay because there's protection for the otherworlds and obedience, right? Sure, Fenrill could use the junction and Slime could make potions. But it would be impossible to talk about how magical Fenrir is to keep the line open all the time while diving in the dungeon. If there was a slime that I could make potions would be able to cure them if they weren't dead, but that's only if they weren't. For example, what if you get hit hard enough to smash your head, or you get your heart pounded? It would be instant death. When that happens, the potion means nothing. "

'Um, you're right. That's not what I'm saying.'

"When the otherworlds die..."

"If the otherworlds don't have Kung..."

"When the otherworlds are gone..."

…………

"You'll never get another world's stuff again."

"" "" It's a mess. ""

"Give this guy defensive skills for the sweetness of the other world."

'Yeah, well, I'm not talking about getting any more beauty products.'

"I'm not kidding you won't be able to get alcohol from another world."

"............ (Cockroach, Cockroach)"

"Non Ra, because he wants to enjoy more alcohol from different worlds. It's very unpleasant for this guy to die. of the God of War."

"Oops. There are many different kinds of liquor from different worlds, and it's delicious. If I can't drink this, I'm gonna break out in the lower realm. '

"Is it okay that Noon is going to give the other world a full defensive skill?

"No objection."

"Naturally."

"Oh, that's a good one."

"Quickly."

"All right, otherworlds, give your Lord the skill of complete defense."

... I'm not sure what it is, but it looks like it gave me skills.

"Oh, now you can enjoy the liquor of another world for a while."

'Right. Don't enjoy the liquor of the other worlds, blacksmith god's'

"Hmm, sweet sweetness"

"Beauty Products"

"Alcohol, Alcohol"

"Rice and Confectionery"

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You were worried you wouldn't be able to get anything completely different than my worries.

Ha, I don't know if God exists at all.

Something about God's opponents is so tiring.

Just give me the offering and pick it up.

When I settled the contents of my cart in the online supermarket, I quickly lined up on the cardboard altar.

"Please note that both Master Vahagn and Mr. Hephaestus are highly alcoholic. I'll keep drinking this one. I'll put some ice in this one or I'll drink it just like that."

For once, keep an eye out for vodka and rum with high alcohol content.

"It's what you want. Please take it."

When the items on the cardboard altar disappear, I hear the goddesses and the masculine gods cheering, as usual.

Huh. It's over. It's over.

God's opponents are tired.

Get some sleep.