Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi
Lesson 328: Nobility Scared, nobility Scared.
The Earl of Langridge is finally here.
I was packing into the Adventurer Guild early this morning.
"The Count is here today. But since you mean inspection, it's like we all do as we normally do."
That's what the Alliance Master was saying to officials and adventurers.
That's how it is, Count, your line arrives.
Exactly when the Count came into the Adventurer's Guild, the Count of what became a scene for a moment said, "Today it is an inspection. Just as usual." I went back to normal without getting too many calls.
Its countess, but quite sturdy in her mid-forties.
The face is also sinister handsome and resembles a 5th generation 007 actor.
It's a really cool middle age that everyone would envy so far.
But when I shifted my gaze and my eyes were on my head............
I was brilliantly bald.
My hair is just brown and looks just like the hair of some funny entertainer Sai Oo.
I don't feel sorry for you just because the vegetables are so good.
If you see this change in the Alliance Master, you'll feel it soon enough.
I'm sorry, but I was convinced to look at the Count.
Then, for once, he was coming in the name of an inspection, and the Count was guided by the Alliance Master to look all the way around the Adventurer Alliance.
Just after that, go upstairs to the Guildmaster's room.
Of course I took the Fells inside.
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"Count Langridge, this is Mkoda, the S-rank adventurer."
I get an introduction from the Alliance Master, and I say hello too.
"Count Langridge, it's an honor to meet you. My name is Mkoda."
"Mm-hmm. I've heard rumors. So it's Fenrir over there."
Fell, Dora and Sui had a wind blowing wherever the Count was, solidifying behind the chair where we were sitting and falling asleep.
"Oh, no disrespect to the Count. Wake him up."
When I saw the Fells, I suddenly saw that the Count's squire was rude.
"Shut up, human. Humanity commands me to be Fenrill? What does the Lord intend to do?
That's what Fell said in a low voice as he intimidated.
Yes, yes, I don't stick my teeth out.
Fell is who you think you are.
"Hih..."
Oh, squire, you're turning blue, blubbering, trembling, and you're about to fall down.
"Fell, calm down"
"Humph, it's because the human spirit commands me to be a fenrill. He's the only one who thinks he can listen to me right now. Otherwise it is the business belly that commands human beings. If you're going to be too rude, you're going to lose every city, every country. '
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Mr. Fell, shall we shut up for a second?
And wouldn't you say that kind of scary thing?
Like losing a city or a country.
It's been a scene.
How dare you faint and fall?
The Count, the Mounted Knight, the Alliance Master, they're all getting pale.
What can I do for you?
"Uh, you know, once it's Fenrill, you can be careful with the words... Of course, I'll do everything I can to stop it, but I can't even say that there's blood on my head and it won't stick. I'm so sorry..."
I don't think so, only for Fell.
But it's because the city and the country actually have the power to wipe it out.
"Ugh, um, I get it. Everybody knows that."
When the Count said so, everyone nodded uniformly.
The fallen squire had not been taken out at any point.
"Mcoder doesn't have to be that awesome either. As notified by the Royal Palace, you are basically free to stay in our country for one line. And I'll never be able to force you from this one. It's in the national interest to have Fenrir in our country."
"Thank you. If you say so, you can safely be in this country."
"And if that base of stay is our territory, I'd appreciate it."
That's what the Count laughed niggly at.
From the earl's point of view, I guess it's important that Fell be in this country, but if that base is determined to be here, it also means working in his favor in politics.
Ma, you can have us do anything, even tools of politics, if you don't give us a direct hand.
"I'll change the story, but the example thing..."
Oh, yeah.
It's a gift for the Count.
"We have this one for you. Yes or no."
I took what I had yesterday out of the item box.
It's a gift set packed in a dungeon chest.
After all the thought about what to look like if I put it in, I thought this would be a good idea.
I used a Mimic chest (large) that came out of a Dungeon of Dolan.
The jewellery is quite good and looks good in this.
"We have soap, shampoo, treatments and hair packs inside"
I thought I'd shove for less, and I stuffed him tight.
"That's what you're selling at the Lamberto Chamber of Commerce. My wife and daughters love it. Gratefully received."
It seems to be used by the Count's wife and ladies as well.
Seems like you're being kind to Mr. Lamberto, and naturally so.
"And this is..."
I put out a small chest in front of the Count.
This is also a chest that came out in a dungeon of dragons.
To give it a special feel, the Count will want enough [Divine Medicine Hair Power] to get his hands out of his throat.
Of course, they also have shampoos that work by being used together.
We decided to present two bottles each.
"Whoa, this is the example."
Open the chest and stare at the Count as he hands you a bottle containing [Divine Medicine Hair Power].
"With this, you're going to be like Vilem, right?
That's what the Earl, with his serious eyes, has heard.
Count, my eyes are serious.
"When it comes to guild masters, there seems to be a slight personal difference, but it definitely grows"
That's what I said and made him snort vigorously.
Because it's a special elixir medicine.
Even the appraisal “has an outstanding effect on hair growth and growth. Special effects of hair thinning and loss."
The effect is also obvious if you look at the Alliance Master changing.
"Hmm. I'll start using it today."
Then I taught the Count how to use it.
"We'll be in the social season in a few moments. I was lucky enough to get this before then."
That's what the Count laughed niggly at.
There's going to be a place where nobility looks like a battle, too.
He's handsome, but I guess the Count, who doesn't have the shame right now, would be a sinister good-looking father if he used [Divine Medicine Hair Power] because he wants vegetables.
A sinister good-looking father seems kind of a mess with adult charm mummy.
Um, [Divine Medicine Hair Power] Should I not have given it to you?
What a heartfelt thought, a voice from the Count.
"By the way, you've heard some from Villem, but you're getting a little bit from the good, right?
The Count seems to get some talking from the Alliance Master.
"Yes. It's about soap and shampoo and that seems to be the case. I haven't had my hands in person yet..."
"Relieved but good. Try not to lay a finger on the mucoders. At this time, it would be better if the Royal Palace and I worked together to crush it. I'm sure they'll be happy to give me a hand with their bad reviews."
I think they said something sassy and scary...
This means we're gonna crush both Baron Kulbetz and the Stars Chamber of Commerce, right?
Noble scary, noble scary.
"Yeah, I guess you get this regularly, huh?
That's what the Count asked me as he took care of the crate (small) with [Divine Medicine Hair Power].
Yea, you just said you'd crush it or something, and now you're talking about it?
Count, Sarah, you're flushing too much.
"Yes. When I put it up for sale, I'm going to ask the Lamberto Chamber of Commerce"
"Hmm, even if I put this stuff up for sale, it doesn't work for 10,000 people. Like talking to Lamberto a lot."
I only thought it would come from Mr. Lamberto's if I were to sell it vaguely, but maybe the Count is right.
A little bit of an elixir is included, so the price has to be set higher.
"I know you do, but I need you to give me priority."
"Yes, of course it is"
Count, I know the area.
Then the Count took a seat, and when he left the Adventurer's Guild, he hit me with one play.
Of course, I dropped you off and the Alliance Master, but that's when I saw this...
"It is a great pleasure for S-Rank Adventurers to be based in our realm. Mkoda, any little thing, if you have any problems, you can tell me. I'll deal with it quickly."
With a glistening face, the Count pounded my shoulder as he said so.
"Yes, I can count on you if you need anything"
That's what I said to the Count with a smile.
I'm sure the gallery that saw this would think me and the Count would be cordial.
And the Earl of Langridge took the carriage home.
After I dropped off the Count's carriage until I couldn't see it, I asked the Alliance Master.
"Alliance Master"
"What?"
"Are you serious about what the Count was saying earlier about crushing it?
"It's all over my mouth. You're serious."
"... Baron Krubetz and the Stars Chamber of Commerce, you mean both, right?
"I guess. You said you were working with the Royal Palace, and you're not getting away with either. Especially Baron Kulbetz. Until now, some parts of him have been missed because of his aristocracy, but this time he won't. The fact that your country is serious about looking into it means you don't want to miss it. I suppose the Baron family will be crushed and the Stars Chamber of Commerce will be sent to the mine as a criminal slave after meeting."
Wow..................
As I don't pull, the Alliance Master says, "They've done too much. You deserve it," he said all the time.
No, I hear you're doing a lot of bad things, so I guess you deserve it.
A criminal slave to destroy your house, hey.
"Comparing you guys with Fenrill to Baron Krubetz and the Stars Chamber of Commerce, I'm sure you've figured out which one is in the national interest."
Uh, is it our fault?
Nothing. We didn't do anything.
"Well, mind you. Either way, Baron Kulbetz and the Stars Chamber of Commerce are over. There won't be anything you can do. So don't worry, you'll be based in this city. I hope so!
Because I'm expecting you, ha.
Well, I'm glad I stopped worrying.
Doesn't that mean there's no longer a reason to sit at home?
"The Fells are going to make a scene about the dungeon..."
I have the Fells. I looked up upstairs and I was alone.
By the way, the Fells are in the middle of a nap in the Alliance Master's room about to drop us off at the Count's.
They're goin 'my way everywhere.