Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

"Sui, can you get two people on board from here?

"Yes."

It gets big enough for Sui to get the twins on board.

The twins are noisy with "whoa" and "getting big".

"Come on, get in."

"" Co, to this?

They told me to get in the slime, and they're just two of us.

"Because it's okay. Sui has a good reputation for riding."

When I say that, two terrified people get on top of a swim.

"Whoa, soften up."

"It's Puyo Puyo"

"All right, you both rode. Okay, let's go."

Of course I got on Fell's back.

Fell and Suey go side by side.

"Whoa, quick!

"Yahoo, go, the Slime!

When I thought I'd left, the twins of assholes flaunted me.

Two assholes on a swim riding themselves out. Big shag.

I was so upset that this one might fall.

Fell says in Fell, "If you fall, you can throw it away."

Still managed to get there in less than an hour, near the settlement of oaks in the East Forest, which I asked the Alliance Master.

"You're walking from here."

'Uhm. Be careful not to be distracted. And so do you.'

That's what Fell says as he stares at his asshole twins......

"No, I know, I know."

"Yeah, we're adventurers, too."

He's a C-rank adventurer, so he seems to know the area.

We headed into the woods to settle the oak.

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"Right there..."

There was an oak settlement in a pompous, empty space in the woods.

Maybe the oak cut it open to form a settlement.

It's crude, but it also builds a few things like a cabin.

We were hiding in the shadows of the trees and watching the orc settlement.

"Um. About 150? No oak king from the signs."

There doesn't seem to be any oak kings for Fell to say.

Still 150?

"There's only so many oaks."

Dora snapped that way in her reading as she looked at the Oak settlement.

"You're full of them. Can I do a bubble and get rid of them?"

Sui, who saw the orc settlement, is jealous.

'Well, wait, sui. We're not going this time. "

"E ~?"

"We are a sight to behold this time. Let's say we hunt the demons we deserve."

"I don't want to deal with orcs, so who's gonna crush that settlement?

"Huhahahahahaha, that's..."

Fell saw the asshole twins.

Fished by it, Dora and Sui also see dumb twins.

"Hmm? What is it?

"Something the devils are watching about us."

"You're gonna have to finish the orc settlement."

That's what they said. The twins were first poker.

And after plenty of time...

"" Huh?

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You guys can't do this alone."

"That's right, look at the number of those oaks. Stop joking at all ~"

No, I don't think that's a joke.

Is this what Fell is up to?

But why these two?

"It's not a joke or anything. Go. '

"No, no, no, that's why I can't. You want us to die?

"I will. You're telling me to go in there alone. You're telling me to die."

Fell's words just made me look like an asshole twin too.

But......

'Don't worry. I did my magic specially. I will not die. If you still say you're not going...'

Fell stuck his teeth out and opened his mouth wide open just so he wouldn't bite the twins now.

Do you want me to bite you to death? Hmm? I'll bite you to death, or I'll finish off the orc settlement, one in two. "

Fell presses the twins to make a choice.

The twins of assholes seem to be freaking out about the power of Fell, which is not always the case.

"Which way do you want it?

"... ok! I'm coming!

"Yes, let's go!

An asshole twin sets up his own sword.

Then he quietly approached the settlement of the oak, sitting back after a breath had been placed.

Just close enough......

"Damn, if I did it!

"Bye!

Two people jumped out and plunged into an oak settlement.

"" "" "" Buhhhhhhhh!

A roaring oak gathers for two.

"Sai!"

"Olah!"

Two people slash and lay down the orcs that have gathered.

But because of too many, or gradually, Oak's shaken fists and sticks began to hit two people.

"Chip, the numbers are too high. Okay, orah! Olah!"

Slash and discard the oak one after the other as Luke blurs the stick attack from the oak.

"Fuck, fuck, dead!

Irvin was also desperately waving his sword as he received his oak fist to slash and throw away the oak.

"" "" "Boogeywih!

There's a second wave of oak beneath Luke and Irvin who fight desperately......

"Oh, hey, are those two okay?

I'm watching the battle between the two of them, but no matter how I look at it, it just seems disadvantageous.

"You'll be fine because I'm putting my boundaries up to the point of not dying."

You, to the extent that you don't die...

"Ahhh!

Luke ate Oak's fist decently.

Look at that. Irvin says, "You son of a bitch!," he was slashed by an oak with his fist on Luke.

In that gap......

"Dangerous."

Another oak stick attacked Irvin's back.

Like Fell said, I don't know if it's because of the junction or instant death or anything that makes me faint, but there seems to be a shock. Luke and Irvine's face are distorted by pain.

"Ya, that sucks! I can't help you!

'Let me tell you it's okay. This is punishment for them. Now they'll know too. "

"What? What do you think?

"This is what happens when you take my food."

".................. haaaa?!

"They took my steak bowl."

Oh, you..................

I do think that happened, but wouldn't that be too obsessive?

"No, no, no, no, when are you talking about? It was many days ago. You're too persistent, you."

"Humph. If it's true, it's an act of death, such as taking away my food. That's all I'm doing. I just want you to thank me."

Thank you. Can you do that?

Damn, the grudge of food is deeper than the sea.

I mean, oh - aren't the twins worn out?

"Whatever you need, they can help you."

'Mm, I'm not going to die, so I'm fine. Besides, if you're so worried, your lord should go. Yeah, I like that. It will also be your Lord's training.'

"What?! Why me?"

"It's for the Lord's training. Besides, your Lord will have the skill of absolute defense that God has given you. Let's not have any problems. '

"No, no, no, no, no problem."

It's a big problem.

They're gonna stick me in there. Be mine, too.

Your body will be protected by absolute defense, but it will come spiritually.

"Just go."

Don't...

"Hey!

Fell's son of a bitch kicked his ass about me on the front leg.

"Buhih."

Gee, they noticed.

One of the orcs that I noticed was heading this way.

Several follow that oak.

"Damn it! Ferru, remember. Yikes!

I took Mithril's spear out of the item box.

Why am I looking at you like this?

Whoo, whoo, whoo, calm down, me.

Orc has dealt with him several times in the dungeon.

It's okay, it's okay, hu ~.

All right.

"" "." "Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Sei."

A poke at the heart of an oak that ran right into me from the front.

Don't...

Another oak on the right hit me.

It doesn't hurt because it is protected by absolute defense......

"If you get hit, it's on your head! Yah!"

He punched me in the heart, too.

After that, he slaughtered the oak by poking it in the heart.

"Huh......"

Take a breath, but the next group of orcs will be here shortly after you rest.

"" "" "" Puggyyyyy!

"Chip, there's only so many of these guys. All the time, Stonevalet, Stonevalet, Stonevalet!

Humph, humph, humph, humph pebbles fly like a shotgun.

"" "Buchy?!

Did the increased level also make the magic itself more powerful, and the pebble penetrated the oak like a bullet.

And I left one and let it go to the ground.

And one of them I took away...

"Triaaa!"

He punched his chest with a spear.

"Huh... not if you're stepping in here. We have to go help the twins!

I rushed under the twins surrounded by orcs.

"Whoa, both of you, step on it! The majority is down! Almost there!"

There was also a struggle between the two, and the number of oaks was about half lower than when we first saw them.

"" Mr. Mkoda!

"Good luck with another one!

"" Respond ""

Look at me. I'm a little better. The twins squeeze their power and cut off the orcs.

"Shit, you're gonna die!

"Oops, we're going home alive!

We're both scratched.

Fell said he tied the line to the point of not dying, but it just doesn't look like he's fatally wounded in the end.

Still, the two went desperate and waved their swords.

Besides, I joined forces and reduced the number of oaks.

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"Sai! Sai! Sai!"

"Buh, Buhi......"

"Oh, it's over..."

I finally defeated the oak generals that remained until the end of the long run.

I have no idea how long I've been fighting.

The two of them have already fallen.

No fatal injuries, but full of creativity and constant breathing.

Neither do I have the strength to move anymore.

"Is it finally over?"

Fell, Dora and Sui came under us.

"It's not like it's finally over. I'm glad you helped out a little bit."

'It's taking too long, so me and Sui tried to help along the way. Hey, Sui.'

'Yeah. But, you know, Uncle Fell says no.'

'Humph, naturally. If we show our hands, we will be punished. "

Gummy, Fell ~.

If Dora and Sui could help, I'd have finished earlier.

But I can't help it now.

"Yes, this. I'm tired and I don't have the energy to move anymore, so it's nice to recover the oak."

I handed Fell the magic bag to try to make him help me collect the oak alone.

'You have no choice. Help Dora and Sui, too. "

"I can't help it."

"All you have to do is collect this pig."

Fells retrieved the breathless oaks.

"Hey, are you both okay?

"Hey, somehow, he's alive..."

"Oh, me too..."

"Drink this."

I handed two Swiss specialty advanced potions out of the item box.

"Potion…, helpful…"

"Thank you, Mr. Mkoda..."

The two drank the potion slowly.

Two slightly healed people get up.

"Huh, you've got it figured out"

"Oh. I managed to survive"

"Thanks to Mr. Mukoda for coming to my help."

"Right. It would have been dangerous if Mr. Mukoda hadn't come over there."

"" Thank you, Mr. Mkoda ""

Rarely do you have stupid twins.

Well, would that be the attitude if I thought about that critical situation?

"If you say so, it's worth the help."

"Nevertheless, Master Fell is terrible."

"Oh. I can't believe we're going alone."

"Oh, I don't know. Fell says it means punishment."

"" Punishment?

I told the twins, wondering when I heard it was punishment, that I would have gotten my hands on Fell's steak bowl some days ago.

But then we apologized.

"Oh, and soon Mr. Mukoda was making something else and giving it to him."

"That's right. Looks like Fell couldn't forgive me for taking his own food. Fell said it was an act of taking away my food and dying."

The twins who heard that suddenly lost themselves.

"Oh, did we see that for food..."

"Because of the food..."

"I know how you feel, but food resentment is horrible. Try not to do anything to take away Fell's food again."

When I said that, they were nodding over and over again.

I know what Fell says, but no matter how many asshole twins, there's never going to be a hand on Fell's from now on.

Still, I'm tired.

I think, this time, I'm totally alone.

Chickshaw.

Lessons learned

Whoever takes Fell's food deserves to die.

Therefore, there is no need to lay hands on Fell's food.