Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi

"Uhhhhhh"

"To Ehe"

Flower noise and Li Oo were entangling their own arms in my arms and nibbling.

"What is it, both of you?"

"'Cause, hey, Lio"

"Hey, Flower Sound"

"We're a couple now, I'm glad you decided."

"That's right. I'm glad you've become our husband."

How cute of you to say that, Flower Sound and Lio, too.

But it's me...

"I'm glad Flower Sound and Lio are my wives, too."

When I said that, I laughed with joy at the sound of flowers and Lio.

Of course the two fingers were glowing with the ring I sent them.

We were in a dungeon about ten minutes walk out of Wang Du Gate.

With the sound of flowers and the hope of Lio, he went to the church of the goddess of earth to celebrate his wedding within the day of his arrival in the King's capital.

The church of the earthly goddess, to which the two committed themselves, was a beautiful and majestic stand-up, feeling like an ancient Roman temple.

The wedding I mentioned there, but when I said the wedding, it didn't even take that long, because I was just going to give a bullshit about going to church and ask a cleric to pray in front of the statue of the goddess of dirt behind the church.

Still not at all pleasantly.

With this ceremony, we became a couple, and I felt a tingle.

That was yesterday's story, and that night was the first night of my newlyweds, Gonyo Gonyo......

I mean, well, there's a lot going on, and the next day we took a break, and we all rolled out to the dungeon today.

We don't have room for nostalgia either.

I spent a lot of money preparing for my trip to King's Capital, and the boudoir was an amount that wouldn't be silly.

I don't have time for poverty.

That's why I came to the dungeon, but that's the dungeon of the king's capital.

There was a queue of adventurers just to get in.

We're in that queue.

"It's going to take a little longer."

That's what the flower noise said as I looked at the queue.

"I can't help it, it's the king's capital"

"Right."

"I hope it's full of drops."

"Yeah. I got lucky getting married, so I might get out full"

No, the cleric said that.

I hear you're lucky to have a wedding at the church.

Well, that sounds like just a little bit.

If it's still up there, I guess I can expect a little.

"I hope so. But don't just make it impossible for both of us. It's a promise."

"I know. If that's what you're talking about, so be it. If anything happens to Dou, I..."

"That's right. If anything happens to you, I will..."

"I know. The three of us will always be together. From now on, let's do it first and foremost."

"" Yeah. "

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"Sei."

I tore it from the shoulder to the belly of an oak with a long sword of my gain.

"Puggyyyyy"

An orc falls with the scream of an extinct demon.

And then he tried to get sucked into the dungeon and disappeared.

"Phew, it's over"

The dungeons in Wangdu are the kind of dungeons that go underground surrounded by stone walls that come out of the game. We were exploring the eight levels there.

I had just finished off the oaks that were hanging out in one of the rooms on those eight floors.

"There you are, and the drops are coming out."

"Really. I'm used to fighting orcs, and I knew you were right about this hierarchy."

Sometimes in the last eight tiers there will be the oak that we've been hunting in the main, and for now we're going to make money in this hierarchy.

The three of us discussed and decided whether to move on or not to explore in this hierarchy.

"You've got a lot of oak."

"Yeah. But I also have an array..."

"Weh. Aren't you going to touch us..."

"Yeah. I'm chot..."

"Duo, please retrieve me."

"I can't help it"

I retrieved the drops they said were there.

An oak testicle is an alley that Li Oo doesn't even like to touch.

This is one of the ingredients of the vigor that you can buy for a pretty good price.

"I think I could collect the drops there now, too, but what do we do?

"We can still afford it, and we'll explore some more. I earned it when I could. How's Lio?

"I think that's a good idea too. We wouldn't be late for an orc opponent, and this hierarchy wouldn't worry about a trap."

I looked into this dungeon beforehand and I know that a trap has been set since the tenth tier.

"If the two of us are okay, shall we explore some more? Okay, let's go."

"Yeah."

Me and Lio tried to leave the room, and the flower noise wouldn't work for some reason.

"Flower noise, what's going on?

"Yeah...... Yodo, Lio, can you come over here for a second?

That's what the flower sounds like, so Lio and I rushed under the flower sounds.

"Hey, there. On the left side of the back wall, isn't that strange?

That's what I said and the flower noise pointed to the left side of the back wall.

I'll stare at what the flower noise pointed at.

"Nothing. It doesn't look crazy anywhere..."

"I don't look crazy either..."

Lio shares my opinion.

Still, the floral sounds don't seem convincing.

"I'm gonna take a look"

That's what I said, I headed for the back wall.

Me and Lio follow the flower noise with surprise.

"It's around here..."

I touch the walls around where I find the flower noise strange with a pet.

"Look, you're nothing. Mind the sound of flowers..."

I couldn't go on saying that it was my fault.

Some of the walls where the flower noise touched peeled off.

And what appeared was a magic formation about ten centimeters in diameter.

"Ko, this is..."

"Look. I've always felt uncomfortable around here."

That's what the flower sounds like all the time on Doya's face.

"This is a magic formation, right? Does that mean we're gonna run magic here?

"Maybe. I'll give it a shot."

"Oh, wait. Flower noise."

I stopped but the flower noise touched the magic formation in time.

Gogogogogogogogogoo -.

Part of the wall slid and the room appeared beyond it.

"Is this a hidden room?

The three of us peek into fear.

"Ah! Hado, Hanayou, look in the back. That's a crate, isn't it?

When Lio told me to look in the back, an old wooden box did sit down.

"Really! That's a chest. Let's open it up!

That's what I said and stopped the flower noise from trying to make its way to the chest in inches.

"Wait! There may be a trap, be careful here."

"That's right. Flower Sound."

"Uh, but this is the eighth floor, right? I thought we were talking about no traps.

"Yeah, but this is a stash room. You're not always the same there."

"Yes, yes. We have appraisal skills, so let's appraise them first."

"I get it. So, appraisal.... Yeah, looks like there's no trap"

I'll take an appraisal too...

[Chest]

Crate. No trap set.

"Yeah, you look fine"

"Right."

Lio nodded, too, as he tried to appraise it.

"Well, let's open it"

I want to open it.

As the first discoverer of the hidden room, opening the chest gave way to the sound of flowers.

When the floral sound slowly opens the chest......

"Something about a little tiny hemp bag and is this a potion?

There was a little dirty hemp bag and a vial inside.

"Let's take a look inside this hemp bag over here first"

Take out the hemp bag and peek inside.

"Ooh."

"Gold coin!

"There seems to be a hundred or so! Yatta!"

Look inside. Me, Flower Sound and Lio got excited.

With this, I won't have any trouble with my life for a while.

"This is the next one. I know you're right about the flower noise. It's the appraisal first."

[Elixir (Degraded Version)]

Elixir (Degraded Version). Since it is a degraded version, it will not extend its life. Effective against all injuries and diseases, including limb defects.

"This..."

"Elixir, because..."

"Elixir......"

"Li Oo, we did it!

"Lio, this will cure your arm!

"Wow, my, my arm..."

"That's right! Now Lio's arm is back on track!

"Ugh, Ri, Rio, good for you. I'm so glad..."

"Flower noise, gush"

The three of us were happy to hug each other and cry.

I recommended Elixir to Lio when the feeling of being high had settled down.

"Lio, give it a try. Sure, if you get hurt, you should drink half of it and put half of it on the affected area."

"Yes, is that okay? On second thought, I think selling this would just fund all three of us living our lives..."

"What are you so reluctant about! That's a good one!

"That's right, Lio! For the money, look, you have what was in the chest. It's not enough to play and live, but I won't be having any trouble with my life for a while, so I'll be fine."

"Okay. Bye......, ah!

Lio stopped on the verge of drinking Elixir.

"What, what's up?

"You know, this, if I drink here, will my arm heal soon? If that's the case, when you leave the dungeon, you don't get suspicious."

"Oh well! Maybe Lio is right indeed. There are a lot of adventurers in the dungeon here, so I don't know if anyone remembers us, but if anyone remembers us, they'll find out we found the treasure."

"Yeah. So, I thought if I could get eyes on someone weird, I'd be in trouble."

"Sure, Flower Sound and Lio are right. Most of all, people are the most cunning than demons, and we've been through that."

Flower noises and lio snort deeply into my words.

"Besides, on second thought, drinking elixir while in the king's capital may be a bad idea. The innkeepers know our names. The other guests are looking at us, and I'm sure if Li Oo's arm, which was one arm, was growing the next day, it would definitely make a scene."

"Indeed."

"Yeah. I think you're right, To-do."

"Then..."

I decided to redeem only the oak drops I hunted today and keep quiet about any hidden rooms or crates.

And the Wang Du also decided to leave tomorrow.

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I left Wangdu for an entire day.

It's going down the street, but so far there's no sign of people nearby.

"Okay, why don't we just go around here?

"Yeah. I'm a long way from Wang Du, and I think it's good. Lio, have a drink."

"Yeah."

Lio took the vial with the elixir out of the item box and warmed it up half at once.

And I swung the other half around the elbow of my missing left arm.

Lio's body then glowed pale and the area around his left arm glowed strongly.

"Leo, are you okay?

"Li Oo!

The light wrapped around Lio subsided in about ten seconds.

"Do-kun, Hanayou, this..."

"Leo, left arm."

"Lio's arm is back!

Lio's left arm was back on track.

"Mine, my arm, back to normal. Oh, thank you, both of you."

Then me, Flower Sound and Lio hugged each other and cried.