"Go away!"
When he was stunned, the innocent Zhou Shuhui Fu Yunshen pushed far away, and Fu Yun, who pinched the orchid finger, dignifiedly occupied the position that originally belonged to Zhou Zhi. He bowed his chest, his eyes with the charm of his daughter's family.
Fu Yunshen held his cheek in one hand, admiring Shi Mu's face like an extremely luxurious thing. He looked left and right, looked up and down, and his eyes were full of satisfaction.
Shi Mu was stared at her heart, and slowly moved away from him.
"Shimu, do you think Yunyun looks good?"
Yun... Yunyun?
Shimu almost got stuck in his throat with saliva.
Zhou Zhi patted his butt to stand, and pulled Fu Yunshen up, "Are you damn okay? Alcohol poisoning?"
Zhou Zhi's hands were so strong that he pulled the neckline directly under his shoulders and looked at the exposed round shoulders. Fu Yunshen screamed, hurriedly covering his shoulders, flushed his face and slapped him, "Ah, shameless What are you doing to others!"
Zhou Shize was a little confused.
The crooked screams of that nymph made him even more dazed.
Shimu was also dumbfounded, more panic.
She swallowed her mouth and saliva, ignoring so much and called out the system: [Fu Yunshen...has he been a ghost?]
The system soon appeared: [It’s okay, it’s just a split personality.]
Personality... split personality????
Okay????
Shi Mu's eyes widened, and he snarled inwardly: [You never said he would split his personality!]
The system is a little impatient: [Isn't it just a split personality, why are you making a fuss?Don't you think about it, don't you have any mental illness to be the villain of Jinjiang Comics?]
This...no fuck said.
These years, there is no split personality, mental illness, blindness and lameness, and I really don't deserve to be the hero of novels and comics, let alone the most awesome boss in the whole show.Unexpectedly, his second personality seems to be a girl...
Shimu raised his eyebrows. Once he accepted this setting, he suddenly felt quite a bit of energy.
She cleared her throat, greeted "Fu Yunshen" to sit down, then poured a glass of wine to her: "The child is ignorant, I will apologize to you instead of him."
"Fuck..."
Shi Mu's eyes glanced, Zhou Zhi immediately became quiet, reluctantly sitting far away.
"It's better for Twilight." The cold and arrogant eyes in the past were filled with grievances at this moment. "Fu Yunshen" put Shimu on his back and tidied his sleeves. "I was scared to death just now. If he saw something he shouldn't look at, They went to his eyes."
Googling...
Zhou Zhi's eyeballs throbbed twice as if he had sensed it.
Shi Mu's eyes turned, even if it was the second personality, it was still Fu Yunshen, it was better to take the opportunity... to complete the task!
She felt that she had found a breakthrough.
Shi Mu desperately passed by and poured wine: "Well, what is your name, Miss Sister?"
"Miss Sister?!" Zhou Zhi pointed at "Fu Yunshen" and yelled, "Brother Mu, are you blind? It's true that he has become a mother from alcohol poisoning, but the giant root is still there!"
Seeing that "Fu Yunshen" was about to get angry, Shimu stopped him, anxiously took two skewers into Zhou Zhi's arms, and pushed him into the house, "My nephew, be good, now we are going to discuss the topic of adults, you Don't interrupt this little kid."
Looking at the meat skewers in his hand, Zhou Zhi was stunned, and quickly said, "I haven't eaten chicken wings yet!"
Shi Mu stuffed all the chicken wings into his hands again.
Even if he was unhappy, Zhou Zhi obediently turned around and returned to the house.
Shi Mu sat next to "Fu Yunshen" again, pinching a smile on his face, "Miss Sister, what is your name?"
"Fu Yunshen" lifted his hair: "Yun Shen, the Yun of all sentient beings, the depth is the darker, you can call me Yunyun."
He said, holding his face in both hands, looking at Shimu in a madly.
Who can stand this!
Shi Mu clutched his heart and looked away with a flustered expression.
After the beating heart calmed down, Shi Mu had the courage to look at Fu Yunshen's face, "Are you a second personality?"
"That's right." She looked at her fingers, "Hey, do you have nail polish? Boys are not careful, and the nail covers are not well maintained."
"..." Ashamed, she hadn't maintained her fingernails at such an age.
Shi Mu looked up: "Do you show up as soon as you drink?"
Fu Yun tilted her head to think, this cute little gesture made Shi Mu's heart aching again, and she nodded, "Almost."
"Then Fu Yunshen knows your existence?"
"Of course I don't know." Fu Yunshen replied decisively, "If he knew, he would definitely kill me."
This is true. With Fu Yunshen's manic temperament, he would definitely try to kill this personality, especially... this personality is still a little princess.
Shi Mu's thoughts moved slightly and put a few bottles of fruit wine in front of Princess Fu Yunshen, constantly coaxing her to drink: "Come on, drink more, you're welcome, I'll go out and buy some beer if it's not enough."
The little princess was taken aback for a moment, her cheeks flushed immediately: "You, what are you doing, keep filling people with wine, do you want to do anything to me?"
The face is Fu Yunshen’s face, and the body is also Fu Yunshen’s body. She just wants to use this face and this body to make a twitching daughter state. Shi Mu forced her mental discomfort and said, “I just want to talk to you, Fu Yunshen I usually don't care about me."
Fu Yun exclaimed, "Why, he obviously likes talking to you very much."
Shimu was taken aback.
She said: "I am three years older than him. Looking at him when he grows up, this kid doesn't like to care about people. After you come, he talks a lot and laughs. He likes you."
Shi Mu's eyes widened slightly.
Hi, like????
These two words made her play for a while.
Shi Mu waved his hand again and again: "Sister, don't be joking, I can still accept it if you say that you are brotherhood to me, what the big man says like or not."
gay in gay.
Fu Yun smiled deeply, with deep thoughts in her eyes.
What she said was not a lie. Although she came out once in several years, she knew Fu Yunshen. It was true if she liked or hated someone. It's just a pity that the boy is stubborn and stubborn, and has some ignorant feelings. Even I didn't realize it.
Fu Yun was drinking too much and her cheeks were red. Seeing that the time had come, she hurried over and lowered her voice to bewitch the little princess, "Sister, do you think the moonlight looks good today?"
She raised her head and glanced twice: "It looks good, the moon is really big."
"..." Is the little princess now so rough.
"I'm missing a sister, how about we two worshiping brothers?"
Shi Mu bit her lip, waiting with expectation for the little princess to reply.
"Then you kiss me first."
She pointed to her face, her eyes narrow.
Dear……
Kiss it!!
As long as you can complete the task, you will not lose a piece of meat with a kiss!!!
Shi Mu picked up the fruit wine and drank it, after taking a deep breath, Da Yi pouted awe-inspiringly.
Her smile deepened, her eyes full of triumphant triumph. At the time when her pink lips were about to close to her cheeks, Fu Yunshen was ready to return her body control to Fu Yunshen, but at this moment--
"Brother Mu, calm down!"
Snapped.
Half a grapefruit flew out of the window and hit Fu Yunshen's head without error. Her smile froze, and her body shook. She fell to the ground like a green onion. The fruit wine was taken by her arm, and the orange liquid instantly Sprinkle clothes and pants.
Shigure still pouting: "..."
"Ah!" Zhou Zhi returned to his senses in a daze, "Throwing wrong..."
He originally wanted to hit Shimu with red dates, but he didn't expect to pick up the grapefruit beside the red dates when he got excited.
Zhou Zhi quickly wanted to drive, "It's okay, I guess I won't die."
estimate?
If this fucking dies, it will be done!!
Shi Mu was crying without tears, she was only 0.01 centimeters away from completing the task, and only 0.01 seconds away from returning home, but-all was ruined by her big nephew!!!
System: [Sorry, host, you should be very unfortunate if you can continue to complete tasks with me.]
Shimu: [Get off.]
The system sent out two harsh brain waves, probably laughing.
Shi Mu couldn't laugh, tears flowed in her stomach.
The moonlight is cool and the night is quiet.The boy who fell on the ground did not make a sound.Zhou Zhi stepped on his slippers and trot out from inside. He first looked at Fu Yunshen, although he gently stepped on his face with his toes.
Nothing happened.
Zhou Zhi panicked: "Is it dead?"
"Brother Shen, you can't die!"
Still nothing happened.
Shimu was also panicked. The mission didn't say what would happen to the host when the mission target died. She couldn't die with him, right?
"Fu Yunshen, are you dead? If you are dead, just squeak!" Shi Mu lay down in front of him and stretched out his hand to pat that handsome face.
The boy's eyes closed tightly, no matter what they called, there was no sound.
Shi Mu looked up: "You smashed it. Now you give him artificial respiration."
With that said, he got up and let go.
Zhou Zhi looked tangled: "No, it's not good."
Shimu is aggressive: "Then what if he is dead?"
There is so little truth.
Zhou Zhihuo had two brothers. It would be stupid if he killed one of them with a grapefruit. Besides, Fu Yunshen is very capable. If he becomes a ghost, he is probably also a supernatural ghost king. What to do!
Zhou Zhi grunted and swallowed, slowly approached, leaned over, opened Fu Yunshen's mouth with both hands, closed his eyes, hated him, and puffed his cheeks to prepare for the transition.
Fu Yunshen, who had fainted and walked to Guimenguan, always felt his scalp numb and his back felt cold, and a strong desire to live abruptly pulled him back from a half-dead state.
brush.
He opened his eyes and met Zhou Zhi's close face.
boom.
A fist hit Zhou Zhi's eye socket.
"Fuck!" Zhou Zhi cried out painfully, covering his eyes, backing back again and again, "Great, not dead!!"
Great, the first kiss is still there!!
Shimu also breathed a sigh of relief. He could hit someone in this state, indicating that there was nothing wrong with him.
After hitting that conditioned reflex punch, the drunk Fu Yunshen fell on the cold ground again.Shi Mu looked embarrassed at the young man who frowned and groaned from time to time.
Seeing that they can't go home anymore, they can only make do with it tonight.
This house has two bedrooms, a master bedroom and a guest bedroom. However, due to lack of time, the guest bedroom has not been cleaned out, and there are no pillows and quilts. It is definitely not possible to live in.There are three of them, only two of them sleep in the master bedroom, and one of them spends the night on the sofa.
Shi Mu glanced at Fu Yunshen frowning and looking sad.
The boss is still in a drunk state. It is very likely that the personality has not switched back. It is impractical to let a girl sleep with Zhou Zhi. She is not worried about what Zhou Zhi will do. She is afraid... the irritable Yunyun can't control her temper. Zhi was chopped.
Thinking of this, she can only sleep with Fu Yun Shen.
headache.
Never imagined that the Sleeping Task would be completed like this.