Transmigrating to Before the Big Boss Blackened

There is a written rule in the underworld that you must draw numbers for reincarnation, whether you are a newcomer or an old man who died early, whether you are a villain in the world or a good person for ten generations, you must draw numbers if you want to reincarnate!

Shi Li was lucky and got a number 8888888888, which was very Euro. His cat was 8888888890. Shi Li glanced at the reincarnation team in front of the big-name long dragon, grabbed a local staff member and asked, and learned that he had to line up. It takes two years to reincarnate.

Alas, heartbreak.

I don't know if I can vote for a good person.

The queue time is long. Just when Li Xianlai was waiting for nothing, someone lightly poked his back. He frowned and turned his head. When he saw the face, he almost didn't frighten him.

Black hair, three-dimensional features, tall and familiar.

Damn it!The female version of Fu Yunshen!

She looked shy: "Brother, reincarnate."

Shi Li was dazed; "...ah."

She was even more shy: "Coincidentally, I am also going to reincarnate."

"..." Nonsense, what else can I do here besides reincarnation.

Shi Li hugged the cat and turned his head, too lazy to talk to her again.

As a result, the male version of Fu Yunshen kept talking: "It's also strange. You said that a split personality of me actually enjoyed the soul treatment. I originally disappeared. As a result, people from the underworld said that a lottery is being held. I can enjoy a chance to reincarnate, but it broke me. I hope I can be reincarnated as a girl. By the way, what's your size, brother?

Before Li promised, she looked at the number plate on Shi Li's chest. The name, age, and date of death were clear at a glance.

Her eyes lit up and she was surprised: "By the way, I remember, you are Shimu's twin brother."

Shi Li frowned, "Do you know?"

She nodded: "My name is Fu Yunshen."

Fu, Fu Yunshen?

Shi Li's eyes widened, full of panic.

She continued talking, "Then we are really fate, my number is 8888888889, just behind you."

Shi Li's face turned paler, he... wouldn't he want to be a brother with this female version of Fu Yunshen?It's better to let him die!

Yunyun was unaware of the fear in his eyes and smiled brightly: "Shi Li, I like you, wait for me to find you after reincarnation!"

When Shi Li had a cold war, the hair follicles all over his body opened in fright.

In front, the reincarnation envoy was shouting: "Next, 8888888888, 8888888888, get ready!"

He hugged the cat tightly and ran forward as if fleeing.

The reincarnation took the number row registration. Shi Li's cat was licking his fur on the waiting chair. Looking at the huge white vortex in front of him, he took a deep breath and took the bowl of Mengpo soup.

"A bowl of Mengtang has passed through the intestines, and the past is not left."

Po Meng's words were long and empty. Seeing that a bowl of soup was about to bottom out, the cat on the chair suddenly saw a little white cat walking in front of him with a catwalk, swaying and bumping into the city. Its eyes lit up and wailed. , Wagging its tail and fluttered over, the little white cat was startled, and dexterously avoided the attack of the hairless cat, and threw an empty hairless cat, shook his body, and rolled straight into the reincarnation gate. in.

Shi Li's expression tightened, and he pulled down the bowl to catch the cat's tail. As a result, the vortex was so powerful that it pulled him in.

This change shocked the staff of the underworld. The reincarnation envoy looked at Yunyun behind him in a daze, and leaned into the ear of another envoy in charge of registration, and whispered: "It's cold, this is messy! That's Shili! Xiahu’s family should be their eldest son, and those with the last 89 and 90 are twin brothers and sisters of the Fu family. At that time, Li and the cat went to Fu’s family..."

This kind of mistake is a serious matter, and it is known to the boss that he will be dismissed.

The envoy swallowed and looked at Yunyun nervously.

Yunyun's eyes were shining, and she pointed to the number plate: "Is it my turn? I came to the lottery. People over there said that I can choose my gender. I chose female. Don't make me mistake."

The two envoys looked at each other and saw certainty in each other's eyes.

"Don't worry, we are professional, we can't make mistakes. Let's reincarnate."

After Meng Po's soup, Yun Yun jumped into the reincarnation gate.

Looking at the other person's disappearing figure, Po Meng said leisurely: "The young man’s Po Meng soup has not been finished, and the memory of his previous life may linger for three minutes."

The envoy murmured in his heart, and hurriedly asked: "Then...that cat?"

Po Meng said, "Even if an interracial reincarnation does not drink soup, it will not retain the memory."

After listening, the envoy let out a long sigh of relief.

In a modern obstetrics and gynecology hospital, three babies landed in the same time.

Outside the ward, two men waited anxiously.

Fu Yun trembled his legs deeply, trembling, took out two pieces of chewing gum from his pocket and handed them to Xia Hangyi next to him: "Suppressed."

Xia Hang waved his hand calmly; "Come on by yourself, I'm not nervous."

Fu Yunshen opened the package and mocked coldly: "You... don't worry about a few, you have run to the toilet forty times."

Xia Hangyi who was dismantled: "..." went to the toilet again.

The lights in the operating room dimmed, and Fu Yunshen stood up and wanted to go in to find Shimu, but never wanted to be stopped by the medical staff: "Your wife will have to wait a while before she can come out."

Fu Yunshen asked anxiously, "Is she okay?"

The nurse smiled: "The mother is very healthy, and your children are also very healthy. They are twin brothers and sisters."

She held her baby to Fu Yunshen.

When Fu Yunshen was about to take over the hug, the baby girl in the nurse's arms suddenly burst into tears. The cry was sharp and stern, and the hand he had stretched out instantly shrank back.

Suddenly, a ghost rushed over, staring at his daughter for two seconds, and then smiled: "She is scolding you."

Fu Yunshen:??

Fu Yunshen couldn't help asking: "Do you know baby language?"

Ghost: "She was newly reborn, and she's still a ghost."

Fu Yunshen asked again: "What did she call me?"

Daughter: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah -"

It's not so much crying as it is a howl of sorrow.

After the ghost listened carefully for a while, she began to translate: "She said,'Fu Yunshen, I will care about you, I don't want to be your daughter!'!

...?

This is how easy it is to scold people, no, how does she know that his name is Fu Yunshen.

The ghost continued to translate: "He said,'Fu Yunshen, I am your eldest brother-in-law, I don't agree with you as my father'."

Fu Yunshen shook his body and almost fell to the ground.

She cried harder: "Ohhhhhhhhhh..."

Fu Yunshen paled his cheeks: "She... what did she say again."

The ghost shook his head: "The ghost is gone. I guess the memory of the previous life is gone, and I can't understand it. But brother, your family relationship is exciting enough, hehehe." After a few smirk, the ghost Wandering went elsewhere, ready to share this gossip with other friends.

Soon after Shimu gave birth, Belling also successfully gave birth to a baby boy.

The two couples are both new parents, and they have anticipation in their anxiety.

However, this does not include Fu Yunshen. He used to expect to have a daughter, and now he regrets it. If God gives him another chance to choose, he will definitely not ask the ghost baby what he is talking about. It’s all right now, I’m afraid for a lifetime. I can't face my daughter or his brother-in-law anymore.

When Shimu was determined to be pregnant, Fu Yunshen decided to let his children follow their mother's surname. He originally thought of a very elegant name for his daughter, but now he thinks that his daughter is Shi Li, and Shi Li and Wenya can’t get along well. , I gave up in an instant.

Finally, Fu Yunshen named the time for his daughter and the time for his son. It was all their fault!!

That’s how it is said, but the daughter of the twilight period is really cute. After confinement, the appearance of the child also appeared. The eldest daughter who appeared first had bright black hair, fair skin, and big eyes like black grapes. Clear and dazzling.

The blood relationship is a wonderful relationship. Fu Yun knew she was the reincarnation of Shili, so he couldn't help but teasing her. After kissing her little face, she giggled. After the teasing, Fu Yunshen calmed down and fell into a deep self-disgust .

He kissed his daughter's face, what is the difference between him and his brother-in-law!

Disgusting, disgusting!!!Be restrained next time!

however--

Fu Yunshen can't do it!

One day when she grows up, it will be a lovely day. Her eyes are always bright and peachy, and her lips and nose are like Fu Yunshen. She likes it when she looks at it.When he was learning to walk, the little man who stumbled towards him looked like a little penguin. He was silly and laughed sweetly. Fu Yunshen couldn't help but want to hug him. When he thought that his daughter was Shi Li's soul, he abruptly ignored him. , Turned around and teased the little son.

As the years passed, the children grew up day by day.

Time wanted to get close to his father, but he finally distanced himself from him in his indifference day after day.

Time was always crying, thinking that crying might arouse love from her father. After knowing that this method would not work, she stopped crying. Even if she was bullied in kindergarten, she would only ask her brother and Xia Yi to come forward. Pulling away Zhou Zhi, Zhou Zhi is a tall man with a military uniform, leaving the station to scare all the children in the kindergarten.

Soon after time to learn karate, she became more independent and more like an adult than her younger brother.

However, time will still be sad.

Once a high fever did not go away, when he was seven years old, he took Shimu's hand and asked in a daze; "Mom, am I your illegitimate child?"

Shi Mu patted her hand: "What nonsense are you talking about? You and your brother are twins, and they are both biological."

Time took his nose and half-opened his eyes: "Isn't there such a situation. Two men and women have sex on the same day. The twins born may not be the same dad."

"...?" Shi Mu was deeply shocked by who taught her these things.

"Go to sleep, don't talk nonsense!" Shi Mu covered her with the quilt, got up and left the room, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Fu Yunshen sticking outside the door.

Shi Mu became stiff and lowered his voice: "Big Brother Yunshen, don't listen to the children talking nonsense, I'm innocent."

He did not speak, his face was thoughtful, and then Fu Yun entered the door deeply.

On the bed, the whole body of the time burned red, short of breath, and sweat on his face, looking pitiful.

Thinking of the words of time, Fu Yunshen's handsome eyebrows wrinkled, his thoughts were complicated, and he was more guilty.

He pulled the chair and sat down, took a deep breath, and said, "Time, do you think Dad doesn't love you?"

The time is silent.

"You think I am partial to your brother."

Time is childish and childish: "Men are machismo, not to mention your family has the throne, I can understand the patriarchy." It is also a magnanimous expression that I don't care about you.

Fu Yun was silent, this was indeed Shi Li's soul, and he was invincible at a young age.

He pulled off his hair and was about to speak when the door opened. He was wearing overalls and holding a basketball. He sucked his nose when he was heartbroken: "Sister, don't worry, wait until Dad inherits the throne to me, I will transfer it to you. , The inheritance is yours too!"

Fu Yunshen: "..." He is not dead yet!!

Shi Chen: "Speaking of Dad, Zhou Dongdong always makes their big wolf dog scare me, can you control it?"

Zhou Dongdong is the son of Zhou Zhi. He is very skinny. He likes to use that army dog ​​to scare the hour. The dog is what he fears most.

Fu Yun said with a cold face, "I will talk about your business tomorrow. I am talking privately with your sister."

"Oh." Shichen screamed and left the room.

Long exhale: "Dad, go away, the child is sick and wants to sleep, don't bother me."

Fu Yun touched her face deeply, determined to tell her the secret hidden in his heart.

After Fu Yunshen finished speaking intermittently, Time blinked a pair of peachy eyes, his tone was waxy: "You mean...I am the reincarnation of uncle?"

Fu Yunshen: "Ah."

Time tilted his head: "Then I am my own niece?"

Fu Yunshen: "That's right..."

When the time's eyes brightened, I sat up from the bed with a brush, and she looked like a seriously ill child. She said with excitement: "So, dad, you want to call me your brother-in-law."

"Ah, you can say that..." Fu Yunshen paused and looked at her, "You will always be Dad's daughter."

Time laughed twice, "It says in the book that your daughter is your dad's lover in your previous life, so Uncle Shi Li is your lover in your previous life?"

Fu Yunshen: "...?????"

Time looked gossip: "Then do you like mom or uncle?"

Fu Yunshen looked furious: "I like your mother forever! Don't mess with our husband and wife!"

Time bulged, and his big eyes blinked: "Then do you like me?"

Fu Yunshen did not hesitate: "I like it."

Time to continue to ask: "Then do you like uncle?"

Fu Yunshen still did not hesitate: "I don't like it."

Time: "Then I am the reincarnation of uncle, do you like me?"

Fu Yunshen... was silent.

Time Xiaoshou patted Fu Yunshen on the shoulder, and sighed: "Dad, you should think about this issue before you come to me for a private chat. I'm going to sleep."

In the end, the rhythm master, time, logic ghost, and time went to victory.

Until the end of Fu Yun's deep life, this answer was not answered.

The author has something to say: Time: The logical ghost is me, the rhythm master is also me, I am me, I am a different firework.