Chapter 2034 - 2023: These Aren’t Tears, They’re Snot
After Yao Chenfeng left, everyone slowly gathered around.
"Young Lin, isn’t it amazing? Does everything seem different now after your trip to Mongolia?" Beiming Yu appeared behind him at some point. Her sultry voice was bone-chilling.
"Yes, it feels like a dream," Lin Zifeng shrugged with a smile. "Besides the Demon God Sect’s gestures, are there other sects offering benefits?"
To him, if even the Demon God Sect was offering so many benefits, naturally other sects would also provide considerable advantages. Otherwise, who could survive in this chaotic world?
"Almost all the powers within half of Huaxia that have offended our Holy Hall have offered great benefits. Isn’t that exactly what you need?" Beiming Yu laughed. Although Lin Zifeng appeared indifferent, deep down, he understood perfectly.
"Haha, I’ve troubled you a lot during my absence, Beiming." Lin Zifeng said politely.
"Oh, don’t be so polite with me; don’t make it awkward, okay?" Beiming Yu cast him a teasing glance and then chuckled lightly. "If you want to thank someone, you should go home and thank your darling wife." With that, ignoring Lin Zifeng’s embarrassment, Beiming Yu sashayed away.
"..."
She truly is an elf.
Lin Zifeng was embarrassed. This Western journey indeed brought him endless benefits and also taught him one thing: there’s always someone better, beyond what one can imagine.
Soon, Zhang Mengjie came with people to bring back all the gifts personally thanked by the Demon God Sect to the Holy Hall.
Lin Zifeng rushed home non-stop to check on his wife. He hadn’t been back for days and hadn’t heard anything; Nangong Bing must be worried.
"Huahua, you know Uncle has returned, so why did you stop me from going to meet him?" Inside the villa in the northern suburb of Zhonghai City, Tangtang, wearing cartoon pajamas and flip-flops, had just received news of Lin Zifeng’s return.
She was initially very happy, but now she’s not at all happy because that annoying Huahua wouldn’t let her meet her beloved uncle, which made Tangtang very upset!
"Tsk~ Kids are just kids, without any strategy. The beast just came back, isn’t it damaging to your image to run over there now?"
Sitting on the sofa, Hua Buqi crossed her legs, utterly disdainful.
"Hmph! That’s your own thought, you’re forcing it on me. Uncle must want to see me first. And you! You must be jealous, jealous my chest is bigger than yours, jealous I’m cuter than you, so you don’t want Uncle to see me." Tangtang looked at her angrily.
"Tsk! I’m not bothered with you. You need to understand, the beast has just returned. If you rush to meet him now, aren’t you lowering your status?
Tangtang, we’re not kids anymore; we’re getting old. If we don’t go crazy now, we’ll miss our chance. So we can’t be proactive; we must wait for the beast to come for us.
This way, we can show our value."
"I don’t care about your so-called value; I just want to see my uncle right now! My heart is itching. I already can’t wait to see my uncle."
"Tangtang, are you feverish?"
"You’re feverish! I just really want to see my uncle right now."
"But you can’t be in such a hurry. Wait a bit longer; the beast might come back soon anyway."
In reality, Huahua was also longing to see Lin Zifeng come and see them. But recently, she’s been reading a book about relationships between men and women and found that being too proactive makes you feel less significant.
So she needed the sense of being valued, had to be less proactive, making people come to her to show her worth.
"I’m back."
At this moment, Lin Zifeng’s voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Ah! Uncle is back!" Tangtang’s eyes lit up, like a cute big lynx, she quickly rushed towards the door.
"See, I was right. You don’t need to be too proactive; he would come back." Huahua giggled and then put on her slippers to go downstairs.
"Uncle!"
As the door opened, at the sight of Lin Zifeng, Tangtang almost threw herself at him.
"Haha, no need to rush," Lin Zifeng was embarrassed.
Yet Tangtang gave him a big bear hug, almost suffocating him.
"Alright, alright, girl, no need to be so enthusiastic; you’re making me uncomfortable," Lin Zifeng gasped.
The little girl, seemingly not having seen Lin Zifeng for many days, hugged him tightly around the neck, almost strangling him.
"No! I just want to hold Uncle tightly. Uncle hasn’t come to see me for days; do you know how worried Tangtang is about your safety?"
"Uh... I know." Lin Zifeng felt warm inside; her words were heartfelt and warming.
"Knowing is good. Uncle, when you’re away, can you call or text Tangtang? Tangtang is really worried."
"I..."
Lin Zifeng was speechless, feeling a tiny dampness on his shoulder, could this girl be crying?
Oh no, it can’t be like this. Crying like this, how can we play happily? Lin Zifeng was speechless.
"Tangtang, look, now you’ve wet my shoulder, and if Huahua sees it later, imagine how she’d tease you." Lin Zifeng smiled.
"Hmph, bad Uncle, I’m not crying; I’m happy, okay?" Under Lin Zifeng’s teasing, the little girl wiped her tears from the corner of her eyes, then hugged Lin Zifeng’s arm and walked into the living room.
"Beast!"
Huahua also greeted from the living room.
"Uh..." Lin Zifeng froze; being called a beast right when entering wasn’t really pleasant.
"Hey, Tangtang, why are you crying?"
Noticing the tears streaming from the corner of Tangtang’s eyes, Huahua looked at her with a disdainful expression.
"I, I’m not crying; these aren’t my tears. This, this is..."
"This is what?" Huahua laughed and asked.
"Hmph, annoying, Hua Buqi, you only know how to bully me. I’m not talking to you; I want to talk to Uncle."
"Uncle, these are not my tears, right?"
"Right, right, these aren’t your tears; they’re your snot." Lin Zifeng nodded, then shook his head, "No, no, no, these aren’t your tears, nor your snot, they’re my snot."
"Hmph! Uncle, you’re awful. Tangtang doesn’t want to talk to you anymore." The little girl wrinkled her little nose twice, then dashed away.
(Thanks to "Sad Smile’s Narration, "︷o Final℡Chapter," "Guangzhou Years" ... and others for the rewards. Huahua has seen them.)