"Shit... Shit, this... what do we do..."
We attacked the labyrinth and we made it home safe. I'm honestly glad we're all back together.
But as soon as I got home, I was sitting in a chair with my elbow on my desk, holding my head.
"There's something wrong with Lord Okura again."
"Your brother's crazy all the time, but this one feels kind of different."
"What has happened, Mr. Ogura? Could it still be somewhere painful? If you tell me, I'll magically heal you, won't I?
The same way, they are surrounded by a desk in a chair.
And when they saw how I was doing, they were all talking about their thoughts.
I feel terrible about what Noel and Estelle said to me. Am I that crazy all the time?
Sisha worries me because we were exploring in the labyrinth together, or maybe he was injured. After the labyrinth attack, they all had her healing magic done, so it's not like she's injured.
"Uh, no, no. It's chatter, chatter."
"Ha... how can you look so serious with chatter"
"Well, it's your brother. I thought that was the case anyway, but you'll always see more and heavier expressions."
"Not at all...... you didn't seem to have to worry. Speaking of which, you had a gacha announcement after the labyrinth attack, didn't you? Uh, was it a complete chatter?
What's bothering me so much? That was told after the labyrinth attack, because of the complete mess.
Complete chatter - it means that you get a rare prize as a complete reward by pulling everything you specify from the items that will be ejected from the chatter.
If you think about it, you can turn the chatter and you can even get it, it seems like a great chatter.
"So is that the kind of chatter that gives you that look? It?
"Oh, there's so much going on in my world, it was such a mess to be regulated"
"Being regulated... was that such a terrible mess?
I don't know the details, but I had a lot of problems and eventually this kind of chatter was regulated in the world I was in.
Years after being regulated, this chatter can be screwed every once in a while. That's about the kind of chatter that got the public busy.
"Hey, I got my hands on that one too, but it was a horrible mess... life was hard on the sprouts"
"I don't know, but it's a hell of a mess anyway"
It's about as old as I miss it anymore. It was a chatter of games I was playing before I started GC, and I met it.
Using a magic card, this chatter was hunted down to the point where I had to make a split payment.
A few pieces came out for the first 10,000 yen and eventually swelled up to an amount exceeding 100,000 yen when I poured this in.
Because I originally used it that way, I still have bitter memories of being short of money at once and scraping it off my food bill.
"If you're so traumatized, won't you chatter this time?
"I'd love to... uh, this operation's eggy"
Honestly, I want to go through this mess. I don't mind the 914 demon stones I have right now.
But this complete reward creates a shake in my mind.
Complete Reward - UR Luna Vallado.
That sentence grabs my heart and won't let go.
I can't believe this is the right time for that Luna Vallado to be eligible... you want me to pull this crap off willingly?
The chatter I was supposed to come into this world, it was the chatter I turned to pull this girl.
About as much of a girl as Estelle, plus a too-brained character called a vampire. A chance to actually meet her like that...... this is shaky.
I didn't know the performance in detail yet, but I knew from looking at the bulletin board that it was a unit with proximity and distance.
It would be impeccable as the firepower frame that is missing from the party today.
"But you're so chubby that you can spin the chatter and get an extra UR unit, right? In Okura style, you get UR for FREE! It's like, right?
"No, that reasoning is strange. What are you talking about?
"Hmm!? Oh, you just don't want to be told by Lord Okura!?
I'm saying something that Knoll doesn't really understand. When I said I was crazy, for some reason she shook her pumped arms up and down and got angry.
Why are you mad at me?
"So, you're turning the chatter after all?
"I'll turn that around. I have to turn it around here, when? Something in me is whispering."
"That's another annoying whisper...... well, as far as I'm concerned, you're welcome to turn it around!
If I miss this chance, I don't know when Luna will be eligible next. Maybe I'll never be eligible again.
If you think so, there's no way you're going through. My soul is screaming to turn the chatter.
When Sisha hears him turn the chatter, he makes a happy voice with his hands together in front of his chest. As a resident candidate for the same Gacha Marsh, she's reliable.
"Whoa, that's a good heart! Then you can turn it from Sisha again this time! I've only turned it once. Because we can chat 18 times in total...... 4 times each for 4 people and 5 times for 2 people?
"You mustn't forget Mofft!
"Oh, yeah. Three for every three times... four for Knoll, Estelle and Sissha."
Knoll held the mofoot he was putting on his lap, and he showed it to me. You're angry that Mofft isn't going to forget, he's sniffing rough and buzzing.
I'm the most prominent candidate for gacha luck in this, but don't forget it by accident.
This time, I can pull an 18-time 11-series chatter for 900 Demon Stones. So they did it four times each. Me and Mofft decided to pull it off three times.
"I'm glad you gave in. But I won't let it happen this time. Instead, your brother will pull it off once."
"What, okay?
"Yeah, what you gave me before. That's why I'm giving it back."
When I said how many times I would pull each, Estelle smiled and told me she would give me her share.
Hey, my God... I didn't know you'd give in. I made them prioritize and turn the chatter before, but you're saying thank you for that?
I'm kind of plain glad you think so. I can't believe you remember that properly.
"Then pull my share, too."
"of, even Knoll... I'm so sorry"
Ask me that, or you'll give it to me till Knoll.
I don't know... I hope this is the case. There's going to be tears.
"Ugh... you can pull my share too. Yes, I don't think this is a shame, either, yes."
"Sissha doesn't have to..."
Sisha was my first chatter last time. So I should have been looking forward to this mess.
But I guess I felt sorry to pull myself off only four times because Estelle and the others said they would give way. I told her I'd give it up to her.
It's going to be a real shame, so it's nothing good. I said it softly, but I shake my hands aside to show them flat, making a gesture of rejection.
Um, I'm sorry you seem to have taken a little pleasure from me. Next time I pull, I'll give her some priority.
"But if you can complete it on the way, that's where it ends, right?
"Uh, right. I was going to turn it all around, but when I got it all together on the way, it meant it was over."
I put out a smartphone to pull it off quickly, but Estelle asked me a question before that.
There are five complete targets for this one. And there are six days, including today. Compared to the usual chatter, for some reason the period is long.
――――
-SSR Dimension Room
-SSR Food Sales Machine
-SR Board Game Set
- Shoulder pat with SR toge
-SR Prominence Fingers
Complete Reward
· UR Luna Vallado
―――――
It's a breeze. Of course, like she said, if you've got everything along the way, the chatter's over at that point.
I hope you get it together as soon as possible.
"Ugh, because I'm the best at it. I can't turn them all along the way, I'm relieved there's no such thing!
"Sisha, you've come to resemble Ogura."
"Really?
"Is it?
"It's not breathtaking. Is there something going on in the labyrinth?
Are you happy to pull the chatter, it gives an atmosphere close to the state of the vegetables? Maybe you're a little less alert because of your labyrinth exploration with me.
Knoll noticed such a sissy hah and started saying it would be or similar to me.
No, no, you don't. Similar to me...... what about that as a girl?
In contrast, when I replied lightly, I just got a response from Sisha and me.
And now you feel something up to Estelle, tilting your neck and staring at me and Sissha. I'm afraid it's slightly true.
"Hey, there was nothing! Hey, Sissy?
"Eh, ah, yes! There was nothing there, was there?
"Heh..."
In a hurry I deny I had anything with Sisha and ask her to hear it and affirm it too.
But Estelle is staring at us with her eyes narrowed and her voice briefly leaking away from her emotions.
I'm scared, I'm scared, so stop looking at me! You're totally suspected, dude!
"Well, more than that, let's go around chattering, chattering!
"Right! Let's go, let's go!
"Sounds like you're hiding something."
"Ha, well, fine. I'll talk to your brother later."
I was deluded by the momentum and was to go straight into the chatter.
Estelle says she wants to talk to you later, but let's hope you forget.
"That's the first time, then!
Hand the smartphone to Sisha and ask her to reach to the center of the desk so everyone can see it.
And she quickly turned the first chatter of the day.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold. Stopped with gold.
[R Snack, SR Hot Pot Lid, R Versatile Medicine, SR Beacon, 10 x R Potions, SR Gold Shoes, SR Eclipse Sword, R Stuffed Animal, R Cage Hand, SR Platinum Plate, R Hardcover]
"Gu, ma'am, I'm only a beginner. It's not like I'm in shock."
"That's kind of a dialogue I've heard before..."
She then turned the chatter twice in a row...... the result was silver once for gold.
[R potion x 10, R food, R sleeping bag, R deodorant, R magic dynamite, R transceiver, R enhancer, R thin book, R knife, R windrod, R copper leggings]
[R Short Spear, SR Sage Stone, R Food, SR Excalibur, R Bogan, SR Alarm, R Metal Wip, SR Eclipse Sword, R Camp Set, SR Gorgeous Shoes, SR Magic Canceller]
"Oh, no, this is such a lie! Isn't this the same as Osakura-san!
"Hey here! Who says it's the same! No matter how bad I am, it's not that bad!
"Similar thoughts have similar results."
"After all, I think they're similar."
She slammed her desk with a bang and rammed to regret that the hit was nothing.
Plus you're just like me, or you're talking absurdly rude.
Come on, I'm guessing UR or something for once, don't do the same.
But is this kind of thing also an appetite sensor after all? The stronger I think about it, the worse the consequences are.
"Well, it looks like my turn next."
"Ugh, good luck with my share of the bombing"
"Leave it to me. Well, I'm not that lucky either."
Instead of a crippled scattered Sissha, now Estelle took the smartphone.
In a mild motion, she taps an 11-series gacha. You don't seem to feel the feeling at all.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold, stopped the first time with gold.
[R Snack, R Hot Ring, SR Magic Blade, R Claw, SR Curse Drod, R Magic Paper, R Wind Ring, SR Cadukeus Crest, R Sleeping Bag, SR Nike Shoes]
There was no comp target, but there was no choice. It's not that easy to get out.
She went on to turn the second and third chatter as well, with the result being one gold and one white.
[R gold, SR pan lid, R food, R flash ball, SR beacon, R long coat, SR waist pouch, R hot ring, SR Shura's fist, R long sword, SR escape device]
[R Junkling, SR Excalibur, R Snack, "SR Board Game Set," R Versatile Medicine, SR Treasure of Life, R Bogan, SR Angel Clothes, R Hathaki, SR Butterfly Grip, SSR Adamant Armor]
"Oh, I'm out"
"Duh, what's not lucky -!
"This is the first time you're eligible for a comp!
An SR board game set was ejected, which is a complete target.
Estelle didn't feel like she was going to pull anything, but is she happy to pull the hit with her hand on her cheek and Nico.
Sisha saw the hit and screamed, her voice leaking as she ate her teeth regrettably.
"Hmm, I'm next."
"Knoll gets good results every time. I hope so."
"Well, when you say that, you're kind of nervous..."
From Estelle, who was pulled over, a smartphone was now handed to Knoll.
She is a star of anticipation who has so far had various achievements in chatter. A one-to-one combination of knolls and moffoots would contribute most to the chatter.
If I hadn't even dubbed it, I'd be proud of the amazing UR rate......
Receiving her smartphone, she quickly tapped an 11-series gacha.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold. Stopped with gold.
[R Snacks, SR Healing Gems, R Smokeballs, R Versatile Drugs, SR Excalibur, R Stimulants, R Thundering, R Steel Sickles, SR Basho Fans, R Steel Axes, "Shoulder Pat with SR Toge"]
"Oh, it's happening."
"Yes, is that an eligible item in the first shot!?
"As always, the knoll pull is strong."
What a target for the first time, I pulled a shoulder pat with SR toge.
Seriously, Knoll's gacha luck is too much. Why are you so lucky!
I went on to turn the chatter for the second and third time.
The result is one gold and one white.
[R Chrome Armor, SR Excalibur, 10 x R Potion, SR Guardian's Ring, R Hand Back Sword, SR Thick Book, R Food, 10 x SR Hypotion, SR Twin Servel, SR Beacon, R Shortcuts]
[R Food, SR Stabilizer, R Magic Dynamite, R Estock, SR Prominence Rod, SR Francisca, R Telescope, R Hataki, SR Magic Blade, SR Beacon, "SSR Ingredient Sales Machine"]
"Oh, there it is again!
"Ko, I can't believe there's a difference so far... and it's SSR... Would I be offended by that luck, too, if I prayed to Mr. Knoll?
"Really Knoll is awesome...... I want you to share that mess luck with me. I'm gonna fry some dirt from my nails, 'cause I'm gonna drink it!
"Oh, I want a drink too!
"Hey, both of you, calm down! Oh, hey, come on, don't come over here. Yikes!
This is absolutely crazy. Why, why does only Knoll hit so hard!
Instead of frying and drinking anymore, I'd like to pepper my nails directly and suck my luck away.
Sissha seemed to be in the same mood, and me and her stood up from the chair and approached Jirijiri in an attempt to abandon Nor's luck.
Knoll was waving at me not to come this way with both hands, so I'm the Hyao! And I jumped up and tried to attack him, but he was intercepted with an anti-aircraft decopin.
I'm at home now, so it hurts so bad because I was taking off my helm.
Sissha looks at me like that and she goes back to her seat... what a guy.
"Absolutely… when the chatter is involved, it's all abnormal behavior."
"Aitata... well, this is the third one... can I show you this?
"Well, brother, I was just too worried."
"And then three for Mr. Mofoot and six for Mr. Ogura? I've got three in half, and you can definitely complete this already."
Now we have two SRs and one SSR. The rest have one SSR for one SR.
Isn't this a much better result than I expected? Plus not a single dub so far.
Could this GC gacha be undubbed? Hey, I'm sorry I said eg operation or something.
This operation is fantastic, God run it. This is the rest of the demon stone, and we're going to be able to comp it safely this time.
"Well, it's Mofft's turn! Come on, Mofoot!
"I think every time, put him directly in front of the phone."
"This toco is a promise!
"Oh, really..."
Knoll lifts Mofft and puts him on the desk. Mofft walks with Tokotoko to the centrally placed smartphone.
Don't bother letting her walk, I wish I could put her in front of the smartphone, but she doesn't seem like a good idea.
Reached in front of the smartphone, Mofft carefully tapped an 11-series gacha with his forefoot.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold. Stopped with gold.
[R Spata, SR Pan Lid, SR Tomahawk, R Food, SR Happiness Ring, R Flash Ball, SR Escape Device, R Snack, SR Protection Ring, R Stuffed Animal, "SR Prominence Finger"]
"Whoa!? The first time I got to Mofoot, I said I was a comp target!? I knew Mofft was awesome! All right, all right, all right, all right. - Phew!?
"What are you doing! If you stroke it with such momentum, you will be bald! I've already taken care of Mofft's hair..."
"Itete... su, sorry..."
I stroked my head and body, holding a mofoot that attracted the SR prominence finger, which was a comp object. Then Mofft squealed with keys.
Shortly afterwards, I get my forehead decoupled by Knoll. It was incredibly powerful... I can't stand it without me.
Mofft, held by her, is squeaking pussy. You're already a complete owner because Knoll has been brushing and feeding you for a long time.
I rubbed it a little, but after that I pulled it twice smoothly, and the result was that gold was once white.
[R Gold, SR Gold Mace, R Food, SR Excalibur, R Lamp, SR Mercy Cane, R Rubber, SR Air Rope, R Tiara, SR Water Bottle, R Stuffed Toy]
[Helm of R Tsuba, SR Eclipse Sword, SR Prominence Rod, R Cage Hand, SR Waist Pouch, R Perfume, SR Escape Device, R Camp Set, SR Excalibur, SSR Silver]
"Ah, is it just one mofoot?"
"But there's one left. Well, we're going to run out of them all, but we're going to be able to complete them."
Now I have one left, finally. SSR dimension room only. I won this, just as I already won.
I was anxious because it was a complete mess, but when I tried it, it wasn't that bad.
Looks like this mess was kindly designed with us in mind.
"Finally it's my turn... the other six times, now I'm sure I'll pull the last one!
Only my turn is left. I have no choice but to make a gorgeous decision to finish here and remind them of my gacha luck.
Ha, I should have kept Heihachi Carnival if this was the case.
I think I'm no longer a winner, and I gently tap the 11th straight gacha.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold. Stopped with gold.
[10 x R Magic Potions, R Sleeping Pills, SR Excalibur, R Food, SR Nike's Shoes, R Animal Video, SR Spike Shield, R Lunchbox, SR Stabilizer, R Chakram, "Shoulder Pat with SR Toge"]
"... to? So, you dubbed me!?
"What... Ko, is there going to be another one of these that came out once!?
"We're leaving at this time... we can't pull back any more."
"You've already done it 13 times..."
Oh, my God, the SR togued shoulder pat that should have come out once came out again.
This, I hadn't dabbled this far once, and you said no dabbling was coming out here!?
Seriously... I thought I could do this without a dub... wasn't it sweet?
I've turned this far already, and I can't go back. 5 times for the rest.
At any rate, we have to grab the victory in the last five.
Then again, I turned the chatter three times. The result is three times the money.
[R Snacks, SR Guardian Rings, R Shortcuts, SR Beacons, R Nutrients, SR Butterfly Grips, R Iron Swords, 10 x SR Hypotions, R Sleeping Bags, SR Mercy Rings, R Versatile Drugs]
[R Ice Rod, SR Hot Pot Lid, R Sabre, R Short Knife, R Iron Armor, SR Autoguard Sphere, R Camp Set, 10 x R Potion, SR Eclipse Sword, R Sleeping Bag, "Shoulder Pat with SR Toge"]
[R Bone Ring, SR Sage Stone, R Slippers, SR Hot Pot Lid, R Stove, R Knife, SR Jewel of Mercy, 10 x R Magic Potions, SR Magic Shield, R Chrome Armor, SR Francisca]
"Oh, oh, two more times... what shall we do?"
"Now you have to pull the other one while avoiding the dub..."
"Is this what your brother was afraid of?
"I had that idea for once... Seriously, seriously..."
"You're pretty eggy in time"
The more I want to suspect that I manipulated the probability, the sudden the dub comes out.
But when you think about it, is it rarer to originally leave all one at a time? How long do I have to pull the last one?
I was just assuming that I wouldn't dub on my own... damn, this was done.
There's no way I can turn back later. One more, just one more!
Turn the chatter one more time, but the result is gold.
[R Mask, 10 x SR Hypotion, R Iron Spear, R Versatile Medicine, SR 4D Trash Can, SR Skull Ring, R Sandals, SR Luxury Lamp, R Energizer, SR Pan Lid, "SR Prominence Finger"]
"Oh, no. This sucks."
"Ha, the subject will come out, but it's a dub..."
"Of, there's only one time left... this..."
"No, it's still too early to give up. Let's believe in your brother's luck."
Remaining - once. This one time, I'm gonna have to entrust everything to me.
That makes my breathing harder and harder. I tremble.
Please, please...! God, God, please let me grab the victory...!
"Whoa!
"Hey, what is it!?
I screamed. I screamed from the bottom of my belly.
With all of this thought at your fingertips.
And to turn the chatter, my arm moved out.
My fingertips catch the 11th series of flirting with temper and thoughts as they suddenly screamed at me.
The screen of the smartphone switches and Gacha shows that the last demonic stone has been put in.
A treasure chest is shown on the screen. And the chest, silver, gold, white. Stopped in white.
Here we go, here we go! This is the last SSR Dimension Room! You must be!
I did it, I did it! I won this battle!
I trembled at the joy and tapped further to see what had been ejected.
[R Iron Spear, SR Guardian's Ring, R Flash Ball, SR Magic Shield, R Snack, R Hot Ring, SR Excalibur, R Linsu, R Versatile Medicine, SR Beacon, SSR Grimoire 'Spelvia']
"... ah?...... hahhhh!? Why, why does it come out different!? Ahhh!
What the fuck is this!? Why, why a different SSR!
I'm not convinced, I tap even 11 straight gacha while screaming. But Gacha doesn't respond now that there's no demon stone.
On the screen of the smartphone, the big tears that I shed poured.
"Hey, Ogura Hall!? What are you doing!? There are no more demon stones! How much did you do, you can't pull any more chatter! It's going to break!
"Ahhh! why did you nod?!?
"You're driving me crazy for so much shock...... poor thing"
"This guy is so freaking out... I've never seen him before, but it's more than I imagined..."
Knoll strangled me with wings from behind. Still, I keep rumbling, but my body, restrained by gutter, doesn't move.
Until now, we've had good results with chatter. But you're telling me I just have to give up this time?
My head is rapidly getting cold when I realize I'm done. The body that was rampant calms down gradually, and the mind calms down.
And with a calming head, I remembered one thing, considering if there was any good way.
We still have six days left for the chatter. I was wondering why, like always, it wasn't just one day, but could it have been assuming this...?
Even if I skip today for 5 days...... does this mean... I have to do that one?